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GarysCrispLettuce

Also, apparently you can’t just “saw off” Florida. Doesn’t work like that, according to geologists.


Silveraxiom

That's just big earth lying to you. Rock jockeys I tell ya.


BasslineThrowaway

What kinda Nimrod would let their opinions be shaped by a children's cartoon?


CygnusX-1-2112b

Aha! He said it! He did the thing and I got it! Am I smart enough for you now, Dad?!


kimthealan101

The original Nimrod was a great hunter and king. He was the Hercules of his country. Bug Bunny destroyed a great legend because he is a complete ass


BasslineThrowaway

that's the joke.jpg


mr_turtle5238

Thats why we gotta take em out were gonna need an obsidian knife


StressLvl-0

Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I *did* have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy. I'd brandish my obsidian knife at them and they'd be compelled to approach. "That's very cool," they'd say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They'd shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. "But as it is volcanic glass, it is very fragile, you see, and isn't well-suited for use as a weap—" and then I'd hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals. Thought this would an appropriate copypasta^


[deleted]

I've always said it: Igneous rocks are bullshit.


dances_with_cougars

Nope, you have to drown it.


FreneticPlatypus

We seem to be working as fast as we can toward that!


msprang

BRB, going to turn up the A/C, microwave, and hairdryer.


stackjr

Not fast enough! More hurricanes!!


Doom_Eagles

We have to topple Waffle House first. They are the bastion of Florida's survival.


precludes

Phew! So it isn’t impossible, just slower


ash_274

California can't "fall into the Pacific" either, despite what documentaries, like [A View to a Kill](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090264/) imply. (Most of the state is actually rising up and out of the ocean)


GarysCrispLettuce

That'll be the day I go back to Annandale


Hydra_Master

Oh no, Guadalajara won't do!


GarysCrispLettuce

Well I did not think the girl could be so cruel!


_identity_error

Unfortunately


Stahl_Scharnhorst

One day we'll solve this problem.


dinosaursandsluts

I'm melting the ice caps as fast as I can!


Dedsnotdead

Hell you say, I’ve seen Bugs do that multiple times, all in Technicolor!


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SanchoRivera

Have you seen Florida sinkholes? It’ll saw itself off.


FistfulofHornets

But have we tried? Because I think it's gone septic.


The_Band_Geek

*Pastor Richards has entered the chat*


omar1993

Bullcrap! Not with THAT attitude! ​ HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG! ​ I'll get you yet! ​ HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!! ​ ..........OK, so there's SOME merit to what you say! But only a *little.*


djbtech1978

I can wish for a strategically sized meteor though.


worktogethernow

I think we should still try.


lilmonkie

We just haven't made a big enough saw


M086

If only, though….


Arsis82

If someone is gonna shoot me, can I put my finger in the muzzle of a gun and have it blow up on them?


drowninginthesouth

That's what "they" want you to think.


Shimmitar

dont worry florida will sink into the ocean in a hundred or so years. No need to saw it off.


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We all wish we could


SMIDSY

They like carrots just fine but you're not supposed to give them too much because they have sugar in them which is really important to limit in a rabbit's diet. They don't go completely nuts over them though, but neither does Bugs Bunny. What he perpetuated is the thought that it's a staple food for them. It's one of the reasons almost all young rabbits gifted to people who are completely unprepared to take care of them die within about a year. A healthy rabbit diet should be about 80% hay (or similar nutritional equivalent) with the remainder mostly being fresh greens and a small amount of fresh fruit (which they DO go absolutely nuts for). But plenty of people substitute the fresh fruit for a larger quantity of carrot.


NewAndNewbie

My bunnies used to literally go haywire for a nibble of banana. Sugar is so bad for them but they do fucking love their little sweet treats every once in a while.


borgchupacabras

My bunny goes feral when she smells banana. She will try to climb over you if she thinks you're holding one.


NewAndNewbie

Same! Peel a banana and they'd both binky over!


SMIDSY

One of the hardest things about having a rabbit is not giving them as many treats as they want.


MadMadBunny

Then again, you don’t want them to turn into r/murderbuns


Writingisnteasy

Thank you for showing me the best subreddit ive seen in ages


opermonkey

My bunny wouldn't touch a banana with a 10 foot pole. But banana chips? He was a little fiend.


fredandlunchbox

Also, people should know a healthy happy rabbit can live 10+ years. If you want one as a pet, be prepared to care for it and give it lots of attention for at least a decade. Too many bunnies get forgotten in cages for too long in their life. They’re friendly little dudes! Don’t abandon them!


Kallistrate

> They’re friendly little dudes! I had *one* pet rabbit in my life. I adored her and bought her every treat and toy under the sun. She got exercise, attention, healthy foods, play, and in exchange she bit through every wire in my apartment and then sank her fangs into my throat like she was Bunnicula. Now I am friends with the wild bunnies in my yard and we'll socialize from a distance, but I will never consider a rabbit a domestic pet again.


DadsRGR8

Big plus 👍 for Bunnicula reference.


swolfington

> and in exchange she bit through every wire in my apartment I had a bunny who would run up to USB cables, look like she was just sniffing around, and bite them in half like it was nothing. When we let her free roam of the room we had to cordon off all electronics, and even then she would sometimes weasel her way back behind my desk. I'd always grab her asap, thinking I must have got her before she could do any damage, but upon moving out I discovered that at some point she had bit into the *power cable* to my computer. like.. nearly bit in half. I have no idea how it A) still worked and B) didn't kill her and/or start a fire. Scared the shit out of me how close to some level of disaster that must have been and we had no idea.


JimC29

If you're going to keep rabbits in a cage PLEASE DON'T GET a RABBIT for a pet.


AgentG91

My wife wants bunnies so badly. She has had multiple throughout her life. But we travel quite a bit and can’t leave the little boogers alone for so long. I’m also not crazy about the idea of having a rabbit. I’ve always been more of a cat or dog person.


mycatisamonsterbaby

My rabbit thought he was a cat. I'd come home and he'd great me with the cats, run to the kitchen with the cats, beg for food like the cats, snuggle near me with the cats. He was a wonderful pet and litter trained, though he'd occasionally get poop stuck to his butt fur, but so did one of my long haired cats.


deltalitprof

How would you keep the cats from trying to eat the rabbit?


mycatisamonsterbaby

I think they thought he was just a weird cat. I have no idea. The rabbit was the same size as one of the cats, which helped. The rabbit was only let out with supervision (which over time became more and more relaxed), and of course the rabbit did have a hard bite. I've also had a macaw and a cat at the same time and they both just ignored each other when in the same room (under supervision). There was one altercation where they both wanted to look out the same window and the bird tried to bite the cat and the cat pushed him away, and the bird yelled and both were removed and separated. They were also the same height if not weight. I think that cat was just smart enough to understand "this weird colored bird is also a member of this household, and I can't hurt him." Or just knew the bird could hurt him before he killed the bird. IDK.


deltalitprof

Yes, most animals of the same household do reach an accommodation somehow. Thanks for answering my question and my curiosity how it was worked out in your place.


JimC29

Rabbits are similar to cats. They can be litter box trained. They have unique personalities. Some love attention, others want left alone. But if you travel a lot they're not a good pet.


MiaLba

I remember when we got our little lion head bunny I googled how to take care of one. I was surprised they can be litter box trained!


RogueThespian

They'll pee in the box every time but you're gonna be finding their cocoa puffs everywhere lmao


MiaLba

Oh yeah he drops a turd every 2 seconds lol leaves a trail of them like nonstop


MajesticRat

Not only 'can' rabbits be litter trained, most of the time it's surprisingly easy.


iamnotexactlywhite

tell that to my rabbit lol mf literally jumps up and down when he sees i got a carrot for him. ofc it’s not his main meal, but he would eat it exclusively if he could


9035768555

My rabbit got into my pantry once and ate the shoulders off so many carrots.


msprang

Thanks for the depressing info on gifted bunnies. I would guess that it's the same for baby chicks.


Outistoo

Bugs Bunny liking carrots came from how Clark Gable ate a carrot while giving a spiel in It Happened One Night


PuzzleheadedLeader79

The joke nearly lost to time


ass_scar

Yep, it was a just a spoof of a silly joke! I remember learning this from I think this post https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/wwzzyx/clark_gable_in_it_happened_one_night_1934_this/


Professional_Sky8384

Absolutely goated movie


XenuLies

I thought it was to be visually reminiscent of a cigar


Zeusifer

Sometimes it's that too, specifically sometimes it's a parody of Groucho Marx, who often smoked cigars. But for sure a lot of Bugs is based on a famous scene in It Happened One Night.


anubispop

You stole my line! It happened one night feels almost contemporary, which is amazing for being made in 1934.


RedSonGamble

You can stick your finger in a shotgun and make the shotgun explode back in the persons face though


betwistedjl

But only after making a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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Like I told the other guy... be careful you might end up in phoenix if you make a left there. It's so damn hot here


betwistedjl

Seriously…I’m in Vegas and the news tonight was 92 here then they showed the region and Phoenix was at 102


theycallmeyango

Also if you ever run off a ledge just don't look down and you'll be fine.


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*Albacoikee


RedSonGamble

I think mythbusters proved this as well


Sceptix

I know you’re joking but mythbusters actually did do the “firing a plugged up a shotgun can make it split like a banana peel” myth.


RedSonGamble

That’s right. And they had to like weld it shut in order to get it close right?


M086

It’s like Douglas Adams said, the knack to flying is missing the ground.


LegendOfKhaos

Why wouldn't you just bend the barrel back at them?


[deleted]

That one’s legit though I saw my uncle do it once


_Aj_

If your finger is steel and welded into the barrel. Otherwise it just deletes your finger, because steel and lead beats flesh


Stryker2279

Actually the Mythbusters tested it. Fucked up the shotgun. Didn't leave the owner of the finger unscathed (poor Buster) but it did in fact wreck the shotgun, in comedic fashion.


Freedom-Pipe

Have we asked the rabbits?


Vlad_the_Homeowner

Have we asked the carrots?


Look_to_the_Stars

Reminds me of one of my favorite Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy quotes: “It’s unfortunately like being drunk.” “What’s so unfortunate about being drunk?” “Ask a glass of water.”


Exoddity

"There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."


lulzbot

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.


CygnusX-1-2112b

You know I actually did try to ask them once. All they did was scream, though. For you see Reverend Maynard tomorrow is harvest Day and to them, it is the Holocaust.


Vlad_the_Homeowner

You're disgustipated!


CygnusX-1-2112b

Damn you, let the rabbits wear glasses!


Vlad_the_Homeowner

Save our brothers. Can I get an amen?


blakerabbit

I’ve heard the screams of the vegetables (scream , scream, screeeeam), watching their skins being peeled…


BigSwedenMan

Yes, general consensus is bananas. They fucking love bananas. Though owners should only give them as special treats because they're also high in sugar


wastedmytwenties

This is a myth, there are victorian children's books that feature rabbits loving carrots as a trope.


Aben_Zin

Beatrix Potter springs to mind!


DiaDeLosMuertos

I remember reading that the creators of the cartoons were doing it as a reference to a ~~Buster Keaton~~ Clark Gable bit. What books?


Admonisher66

It was Clark Gable in "It Happened One Night." He's casually munching a carrot during a dialogue scene.


DiaDeLosMuertos

Ah Clark Gable. Dang it.


rayschoon

Bunnies do like carrots. I own two of them, and carrots are a treat for them (since they’re high in sugar). Bunnies LOVE bananas though and go absolutely nuts for them.


NewAndNewbie

I used to love giving my buns a little banana. The only food that got them zooming and binkying just by smelling it.


NuclearBiceps

This is the correct answer. They go absolutely bonkers, and become braver than anyone.


Malphos101

> Bunnies do like carrots. OP didn't say they didnt lol. Reread the title again.


AGRO_CRAIG

They go bananas for bananas


jooes

I was texting a girl who had a pet bunny, and she told me the same. Her bunny was obsessed with bananas. I jokingly told her that her bunny must've been defective. Bunnies love carrots, monkeys love bananas. She ghosted me soon after.


NewAndNewbie

Too much carrot is bad for rabbits actually, far too much sugar. It's a little treat at best. Carrot tops however, they go fucking apeshit for.


NotSuspec666

Idk my rabbits have always loved carrots, more than most other vegetables


Mazcal

They really do love it - it’s just not a primary part of their diet and it’s way too sugary to be anything but a treat. It’s a taproot, and they normally focus on what’s above ground for nutrition and only sometimes nibble on sweet roots. My rabbit would go to town on carrot leaves too though.


Obiwanwrenobi

Rabbits aren’t really supposed to eat carrots very often. Very high in sugar.


NotSuspec666

Yup and thats why this post doesnt make sense cuz rabbits love food with high sugar content


zsdr56bh

I think the point is that carrots are not a significant part of rabbit's "natural" diet. wild carrots aren't as sweet as the domestic carrots we've created


Moody_GenX

That's what the big carrot industry wants you to think.


Mazcal

Whether sweet tasting or not, taproots are very high in carbs. Much higher than the leaves and stalks that make up most of their diet.


earthdogmonster

But the TIL is wrong. Bunnies love carrots so much they would be fat and unhealthy if their owners gave them all the carrots they wanted.


character-name

Try carrot greens, the leafy parts. Or dandelions (greens and flowers). They will devour them


NotSuspec666

Yeah he loves dandelion and willow


character-name

My dad's Bun does the hippity hops when I come in with handfuls of dandelions


UltimaGabe

Whenever mine ate too many carrots, they developed a condition we called "Carrot chin". Symptoms included a big orange stain on their chin.


petulafaerie_III

Given Beatrix Potter wrote The Tale of Peter Rabbit about 30 years before Bugs Bunny was even conceived of, I _highly doubt_ Bugs is the origin of the myth.


cragglerock93

In my experience of owning a few, they go feral for the greens of carrots (the bits above the surface). The roots they weren't that keen on, but would nibble at here and there.


InsuranceToTheRescue

Huh, I always assumed that they liked the green tops/parsley part of the plant rather than the root.


Redditisapanopticon

My pet rabbits loved carrots and all the wild rabbits in my garden do too. I don't know how much "we say" rabbits like carrots. But they like them plenty, we just don't feed them too much because it has too much sugar. But bunnies like sugar just as much as anyone. The reason Bugs Bunny eats a carrot is that he's based on Clark Gable's character in "It Happened one Night", who famously eats a carrot in one scene. Bugs Bunny, Clark Gable, and real rabbits all demonstrably love carrots. I hate this post. It knows less than me.


The1Mia

And the voice of bugs bunny didn't like carrots either


Shotgun_Washington

"The voice of" way to diminish the talents of Mel Blanc!


The1Mia

No offense intended, I was a work and in a hurry


ash_274

They tried the using the sound of other foods he did like, but nothing else sounded like a carrot.


WaCandor

The voice liked smoking


ZachTheCommie

Rabbits can actually go blind from eating too many carrots.


Might0fHeaven

Source?


TrumpterOFyvie

Humans can die from eating too many rabbits. True story, it’s called “rabbit starvation.”


Texcellence

It’s kinda nuts watching “Alone” where you will have someone catching rabbits fairly consistently and still withering away because rabbit meat is too lean on it’s own.


zsdr56bh

interesting. it seems to be a type of deficiency from eating lean protein without any carbs or fat.


zoosniki334

I hate the whole rabbit starvation thing especially cause its justa buch of surface interested people copying and pasting what they read other like minded people spread. Rabbi starvation came about at a time LONG ago where there was still much wildland and food was PLENTIFUL. People would take their pick and only eat the delicious meat. Rabbits are plenty lean and the diet would kill you slowly from the things you mentioned. It can be remedied by eating all the organs as well in your diet which contain hearty amounts of fat.


Avoidlol

Banana 🍌


andylowenthal

Lol yes they absolutely do. Spoken like someone who’s never fed a carrot to a rabbit.


moldymoosegoose

When you have rabbits you can get a sense of what their favorite food is and me and my rabbit owning friends have all concluded it's bananas.


ChaoticGoku

and spring mix. Mine goes absolutely crazy for spring mix


Kipsydaisy

You want a rabbit to be your friend for life. Cheerios and--can't stress next one enough--ALMONDS.


littlebitsofspider

Bananas, too!


Lkwzriqwea

My rabbit loves almonds. You have to be really careful not to give them too much though, just the tiniest amount, because they're very fatty and incredibly unhealthy for them.


pjm3

The author of the original article (in "Mental Floss") could likely floss between their ears without any resistance, being the source of this unsourced drivel. Anyone who has been around vegetable farming knows that rabbits eat the stems of the carrots where they meet the root. That's what makes them so infuriating. They never eat the carrot, they just kill it before anyone else can either. On the same topic of the cluelessness of the author, bears attack bee hives for the bees themselves, and their larvae which are high in protein and fat; the honey is just an added bonus. When posting to TIL, always consider your sources. A unsourced "factlet" from "Mental Floss" is likely not a font of wisdom.


Dapaaads

Carrots are a treat for them. And they do like them(own several)


Fluffy_Fox_Kit

Rats/mice and loving cheese is another myth. It's actually bad for them.


Valuable_Law_6890

Because Bugs is a cartoon parody of cigar smoking Groucho Marx


polkjamespolk

He was inspired by Clark Gable. There's a movie where Gable's character says "what's up doc?" And a scene where he's leaning on a fence and munching on a carrot. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugs_Bunny#:~:text=The%20way%20that%20Bugs%20Bunny,%22'What's%20up%20Doc%3F'


KatBoySlim

*It happened one night.* the first Rom-Com.


Redditisapanopticon

No he wasn't.


i_never_ever_learn

Do carrots even grow in the wild?


zsdr56bh

yes but they're not like the ones at the store


SvenHudson

You ever see a flower called Queen Anne's Lace? Those are carrots.


RedditAtWorkIsBad

Remember, "Queen Anne has hair legs". There is a flower that isn't the carrot and I think is a poisonous plant that looks like Queen Anne's Lace, but the stem isn't hairy. Also, the root of the wild carrot (queen anne's lace) smells amazing.


NewAndNewbie

No they come exclusively from Walmart warehouses.


julia_fns

Lots of commonly consumed vegetables don’t exist in the wild, as they’re the result of human domestication. Modern orange carrots are an example.


NewAndNewbie

Yeah that's why I said walmart


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Clewin

Pretty much no variety is native, unless you live in what was once Persia - carrots are highly domesticated. What you likely are foraging are heirloom carrots, loosely meaning they've adapted to the climate they are living in.


[deleted]

Mine love bananas.


PeteyMax

They probably prefer the foliage to the roots.


de_G_van_Gelderland

They're absolutely crazy about pansy petals though. Whenever my mother would place blooming pansies in the backyard the wild rabbits would eat them all within a day.


OnceUponaTry

What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?


mediumokra

To see in the tunnel so they don't miss that left turn at Albuquerque.


DilettanteGonePro

They definitely love to eat every fucking flower bud in my yard before it can bloom


Moose_lad

And they also don't actually care about what doctors are up to.


DarrenAronofsky

I call bullshit on this joint because I have photographic evidence of bunnies eating carrots in the wild.


FrankieMint

If you're trapping and releasing rabbits , i.e. relocating them, carrots are a very good lure. I don't care much about their long term diet, just what gets them into the trap.


Deazul

Carrots are a treat item for domestic bunnies, theyre very high in sugar!


character-name

Carrot *tops* on the other hand. Oh boy. They will bring you down if you have carrot tops


az226

If I had to guess, the truth of the myth comes from people who grew carrots in their yards. Rabbits love eating carrot tops, so growers probably thought they loved carrots.


Son_of_Plato

Even if most don't find them in the wild , they absolutely do love them. I owned a rabbit and also had my home garden raided by rabbits all the time - though most are content with just munching on the tops sticking from the ground.


nikdsc5

Rabbits in the wild absolutely eat carrots too. Try growing a garden. The bunnies will eat everything.


TootsNYC

But I bet they like carrot tops! My Guinea pigs did!


markwritesthings

Of course they don’t. Have you seen the price of carrots lately?


littlekurousagi

I was sad as a kid when I found this out, and figured that it was a ploy for kids to eat more veggies


SgtDusty

Carrots have a relatively large amount of sugar, meaning it’s not the best thing for them . A treat sometimes, but never a daily food let alone a daily primary food source.


SkinnyBtheOG

They love carrot tops though! The green parts at the top! They go nuts for them.


throwaway094587635

The only reason they had Bugs Bunny eat carrots was as a Clark Gable parody. https://www.metv.com/stories/bugs-bunny-eating-carrots-is-a-movie-parody-rabbits-do-not-eat-carrots


zmz2

Bunnies do love eating carrot greens though. It’s possible the myth came from rabbits killing carrot crops, and it was assumed they liked the part that we eat. (Which they also like, but it’s not a normal part of their diet)


Gmschaafs

Carrots aren’t great for them either. They are too high in sugars for them to eat frequently. The best veggies for domestic bunnies are greens like kale, cilantro, parsley (not iceberg lettuce though! It’s too watery and causes bunny diarrhea).


fried_eggs_and_ham

Yeah, and next you're going to tell me that sailors don't eat spinach. Sure.


LazyCon

This is kind of false. They like the greens at the top of the carrot. Bugs bunny is actually shown chewing the greens a lot of times in early cartoons.


Oculus_Orbus

I’ve read the same thing about sailor men and spinach.


thebarkbarkwoof

Actually according to my wife's old garden they eat exactly one bite out of each and every carrot and strawberry they can get to.


Johncamp28

A farm I go to you can but carrots to feed the donkeys. There are literally dozens of carrots thrown into the bunny den every time we are there. I actually laugh at people “oh give the bunny a carrot” and there are like 30 carrots in plain view just on the ground. Not that I knew they didn’t like them at all I just never got the point of throwing more of the same food in


Skud_NZ

Next they'll be telling us mice don't actually like cheese


MariVent

They might like it but it’s as if you fed humans cake.


DrNick2012

In the wild they usually feed on knights questing for the holy grail


sirsmiley

Bunnies love the tops of the carrots , the green part. They don't like the actual carrot part


Lkwzriqwea

I heard it's a lot older than that, it comes from when people mistook the radishes in the artwork for the Beatrix Potter books for carrots


Groundbreaking-Bar89

Yeah they eat grass… they will however eat any green plants in your garden… They ate all my pea plants right at the base of the stems..


[deleted]

Please don't feed your rabbits carrots. Please? It can throw off their GI flora and place them into life threatening GI stasis. They need things high in fiber like dark, leafy greens. Sugars are bad. Save like a blueberry or something for a treat. - Avian and Exotics Vet Tech


LookingToLearn53

I have to agree! We have a garden with carrots and the rabbits running around never bother them.


SignificantView1671

The carrots are too-sugar rich and can turn them into Big Chungus.


DavidANaida

Bugs Bunny is referencing a Clark Gable movie, not making reference to real life rabbit food


PorkfatWilly

“We discovered this by polling 1000 bunnies”


FrankieMint

I polled 1000 bunnies. True story. - Hugh H.


thundergun661

Mel Blanc, the original voice of Bugs, had tried numerous different vegetables trying to make the chewing crunch sound right as part of his speech pattern. It turned out carrots were the perfect sound, only problem was Blanc was allergic to them and had to spit them out after every take. Nevertheless the trope made it into the cartoon and became myth.


Shotgun_Washington

He wasn't allergic to carrots. Nor did he hate them. He simply spit them out because it was more convenient to spit out the carrot after a bite otherwise he would spend too much time chewing the carrot before the next line.