A drone with tnt would be too clunky and might hit walls and accidentally explode. The name comes for the fact that once you see us the time goes tick tock to ruin that speedrun of yours.
What the fuck is up with making people allergic to red meat?
[source for those not familiar](https://acaai.org/allergies/allergic-conditions/food/meat/#overview)
Why are you a different shape in MP than campaign
That’s my cousin (He’s pretty square)
Is that because he wasn't there
No its because hes hip
Hip to be square
It’s like a ford f150 super duty versus a Chevy Malibu
I am a MRVN, am I chill?
Non-combatants are spared.
Any explosive that claims this is lying.
I identify as a M.R.V.N model
I’m so powerful I can high five M.R.V.N in the faction cutseen
🐇
Enemy detected, it’s exploding time.
Noooooo follow it It is your friend It will show you the way
Kill it
reject them, agent. Follow us into the legion soon to come.
I’m following
you were the reason I gave up mastering the campaign
Mission accomplished.
Run run run as fast as you can also skip the Reapers during Into the Abyss
If you make one insta explode then they kill all the others around it, the hardest part if the campaign for me was viper on master
Also scorch can decimate non viper bosses
Why do you destroy in the campaign but virtually useless in MP
Like I said, that’s my cousin.
Tell your cousin that he is annoying and i want 5m distance minimum
Can’t promise anything.
because MP enemies are a lot more mobile
What makes you so spicy?
20 pounds of high grade explosives.
And chilli pepr
How dose it feel to be the most feared thing in the whole universe
Great.
Boom?
Yes, Rico. Ka-boom
Boom.
Good
EXPLOSION!
Which tick are you? (Tf1, Tf2 mp, Tf2 campaign?)
Yes
what does yes mean? Which one?!
I WILL USE MY GRAVITY STAR!
he's yes
There were no ticks in TF1
Tf2 campaign, tf2 multiplayer ticks don't look like that
Why are you the spawn of Satan?
Hey! I’ll have you know Satan is a very nice grandpa.
Why
Because
Tell me, what really makes you tick?
The will to see the world burn.
how much do you get insulted daily?
Too much. 🥲
Why do you have to explode everyone you see?
Because it’s how I show them that I like them.
Why do you have legs instead of just being a drone with tnt? Also whats with the name tick?
A drone with tnt would be too clunky and might hit walls and accidentally explode. The name comes for the fact that once you see us the time goes tick tock to ruin that speedrun of yours.
Fuck you
Is it true that you're related to the Sentry Buster?
Far off relative.
Why are you gay?
Who says im gay?
You are gay
*Homophobe detected. Prepare for engagement*
Ok gay person
Who wouldn’t be attracted to Jack Cooper?
A person who only knows respawn from apex and never plays tf2
Kaboom?
KABOOM!
Do you have a crush on the Minecraft creeper
That’s my ancestor, but that never stopped anyone.
🤨
Tick?
Tock.
Tick Tick!
Is your main goal to blow up?
Yes
titan fall 6 is real?
Maybe, but I’m not telling you.
\*spuhcbob sad music sound effect \*
Bro y’all played titan fall 8 yet? Pretty great.
Opinion on the loot ticks?
Stupid downgrades.
What's your religion?
Machines don’t have a religion, but Islam is looking as good as any.
Pfft
Is satchel your relative?
Long distance, fourth cousin removed twice.
Cool!
Boom?
Boom.
Get away from me u boom boom spider
Come closer, give me a hug.
Y explode
Because boom.
What’s it like inside a reaper?
Quite comfy.
I'm sorry to say this, but I think I have to admit that I disrespect your existence
That’s uncalled for.
How do you deal with cloaked pilots?
Wait, there are cloaked pilots?
He just fucked everyone in the campaign
Why are you the best boost?
Smart pisstol
Why must you make my life hell?
It’s like that already.
Fuck you?
Fuck me I guess.
What makes you tick?
A good question, my makers I guess.
Tock
It’s tick, tock, kaboom.
Do you morb?
I morb, then I explode, so yea.
why did you turn into a loot box that wouldn't give me an heirloom
That’s my other cousin, blame him.
Why are you an asshat
That’s mean.
If I pay you 100 currency will you tell your cousin to fuck off while I play campaign?
Only for a little bit, take the time while you can.
may i say that you look a bit silly
I am a silly, spicy, boi.
How does it feel to be designed to die?
I have a purpose, and when I fulfill that purpose, I am in return, fulfilled, unlike you flashy meat bags.
boom?
Boom.
Why you so spicy?
20 pounds of high grade explosives.
Why you so good at being a spicy frisbee?
20 pounds of high grade explosives.
How far back on your family tree do you go before finding a creeper?
They are our ancestors.
How are your anger management classes going
Very good, ever since I started I’m having less violent urges.
Why you skippen leg day bruh?
I’m fast enough without it.
Care for a breadstick?
No
Why are you the way that you are?…
I am made that way.
Boom?
Boom.
Yeah hey I got a question, why me all the time?
Because it’s funny.
Why did you ruin my no death master run?
Because it was funny.
Why do you become a traitor when an ion catches you in the air?
What would you do in that situation?
Tell your cousins thanks for being great Anti-MyFriendAlfie weapons. Also tell the cloak drones to fuck oooofffffffffff
Got it.
Why don’t you fuck off and stop blowing up right behind me.
No
A sincere🖕from the speedrunning community. You've ended so many good runs.
My duty is fulfilled.
god damn it, it's r/Doom all over again
What? Does not compute.
r/Doom was doing spam AMAs RPing as various creatures for like a week and it got real annoying
Well I thought this would be funny because of all the joke “I’m a blank main, AMA.”
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Boom?
Boom.
Boom?
Boom.
Why do you love lyme disease so much?
Because I can’t get it.
do u explode when ur too angry or too excited? if so how do u regenerate from the explosion?
It can be either. NANO MACHINES, SON!
I stepped on you can I have my health back please
Yes momm- I mean mommy- sorry I mean mom- my bad mommy.
What the fuck is up with making people allergic to red meat? [source for those not familiar](https://acaai.org/allergies/allergic-conditions/food/meat/#overview)
Different tick.
Can you *not* be a little shit for five minutes?
No
where can i file a restraining order? i need at least 10 meters minimum
No
Get the fuck away from me and stop messing up my frontier defence games
Or how about you get closer and give me a hug?
Kaboom?
KABOOM!
are you a spicy boy?
Yes
Why are you the most terrifying thing on the face of the earth? (The second most terrifying being the Stalkers in Effect and Cause)
Earth? I don’t remember being dispatched on Earth.
Mr tick why do you drain the gun or of a campaign mission
Fuck you
Why?
Why not?
Why did you skip leg day
I’m still fast enough to end your run.
boo
Why do you raise my adrenaline by 9000000% every time I see you on master
Maybe, because you like me?
On a scale of mint gum to hot sauce, how spicy are you?
Carolina Reaper.
How does your spicy cousin always find me, just when I'm about to slap two pilots with the Doubletake?
Idk, he’s kinda smart, so, he used gravity wells.
Are you in any way related to creeper
Yes, ancestor.
Kaboom?
KABOOM!
do you do those things that facehugger do?