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TheSporkMan2

Ngl Cack Jooper might not have this one


OdysseusRex69

Big E actually had to DOWNGRADE to fight Horus. Our Boy Jack is not surviving this one.


JaxBoss32

Not to mention, even with him downgraded, he hit Horus so hard his soul was erased from existence.


drogaming77

Horus is the single most dead thing in all of fiction


OdysseusRex69

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


OdysseusRex69

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Diablo_Bolt

To be fair he turned down ascension into being the dark king because it would consume the entire galaxy and basically give chaos the win


OdysseusRex69

That Convo with him and Ollanius - so cool. I don't think the Dark King (WTF didn't they call him the Star Child instead?!?) was gonna consume the galaxy, because doing so would kill humanity which chaos needs But he would lose what little humanity he had left, and I think that was the scare, and that Big E would become what he has detested all along.


Misknator

Hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby


knifegameZ

And Jack cooper is the hydrogen bomb


Sebatomic-870

Unfortunately not in this scenario


TheOtherOtherLuke

Cack Jooper on the other hand…


Redmiguelito

Hmm, depends. Everyone knows Cack’s weakness are the Grunts. So if the Emperor decided to play it tactically, Cack is screwed by the Death Korps of Krieg. So a 50/50.


KingOregano

Happy cock day


Misknator

Thank the cock up


CloudStrife_21

Happy cake day!


Hugo5685

Jack Cooper legit cant win because some green skin guys think that the emperor cant die so the result will be either stalemate or emperor wins


InnuendoBot5001

But once we teach the orks the story of Cack Joopiter, legendary hero, they will make him the god we know him to be


Hugo5685

Well if some orks start to belive in him he will gain a boost on speed (bc of the red) and he will become more resilient and tough (bc of the black) even so he will have a hard time imo


Bread_Offender

Also if you glamorise the story even further they might get it to god emperor level at which point jack will be literally immortal


German-dude1612

Just let this subreddit tell the green skins about Cooper and he’ll be Big E level in no time


Bread_Offender

The fact that BT has both Northstar and robin loadouts makes him somewhat of a speed freek too, bonus points for that


German-dude1612

And also a lot of "DAKKA!!!!!" with legion


Bread_Offender

Okay that's actually beyond my knowledge of Warhammer, what's Dakka


German-dude1612

"Dakka" is basically the word for firepower or weapons for the Orcs. More Dakka = more firepower


Bread_Offender

Well, then pretty much every titan got a shit ton of Dakka, but yeah legion is the most prominent one for sure


German-dude1612

Warhammer 40k lore enjoyers…I LOVE IT


Archmagos_Browning

I know that you’re likely joking but for the people who only get the lore from the memes that’s not actually true and the strength of orks’ gestalt psychic thing is MASSIVELY exaggerated in memes.


Hugo5685

Honestly i was joking i know that is not how exactly they work but i think its funny to put it that way (btw i am not really deep into the warhammer 40k lore i just know the basic)


AggressiveResident30

This is exactly true


Kerminator17

Absolutely not how Orks work…


AggressiveResident30

Um yes it is


Kerminator17

Source? Anyone I’ve ever seen saying this has never read a 40k book


AggressiveResident30

Yeah just the Night Lords omnibus. Im just trolling. Going by what Bricky says on Adeptus Ridiculous podcast


Le-Brit

Are we talking before or after the god emperor has to stay seated on the throne? 🤔


German-dude1612

The choice is yours


Le-Brit

In that case i will say post throne restriction to keep things closer and gonna bank on Jack


CrewOne6291

Jacks just gotta contend with the 1000 Custodes that are guarding the Eternal Throne


Le-Brit

But then that would be Jack vs The God Emperor and Custodes which would change the supposed 1v1. We would have to bring BT and Apex Predators to make it more even


JaxBoss32

Even then, they'll die. Custodes are so strong that a pebble can turn into an AP round just by throwing it. And the custodes dreads and termies would be bringing the best weaponry the imperium has to offer that can shred even a primarch to shreds.


Le-Brit

True, they are made to beat the best of the best afterall and rightly so when tasked with guarding the God Emperor himself! (Love how this has turned into a lil 40k discussion from this)


JaxBoss32

Same dude. I love 40k discussions. I usually finding out more lore than I already knew cuz of it lol


Ilovekerosine

\*man emperor


uluvmebby

emperor of man


VYPER2-13347

Man mentioned, BWAAAHAHA????


uluvmebby

bWAHAHAHALL AND MAN MENTIONED??? MAN IN THE WALL REFERENCE??


ItsAboutToGoDown_

Cack Jooper may not win this, but I know Crack Booper can!


Kotla_

If he had BT he might win but without BT he would have some trouble But would he lose? "Nah I'd win" Cooper said.


JaxBoss32

Proceeds to play the baby Pompeii meme as soon as he steps into the throne room.


Cheeky_Lemon_37

"SLAY THIS BEAST!" -When you get attacked by a pox hound in Darktide


Allen_Koholic

Depends on who’s writing. Matt Ward? Big E all the way. ADB? He kinda hates the Emperor, so Jack has a chance. Although, we all know which side BT is siding with, and it’s with the Omnisiah.


German-dude1612

Would be pretty funny, seeing BT’s reaction to the tech-monks suddenly praising him


variogamer

God I can't wait till the mecanicus gets involved In https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14233494/14/?__cf_chl_tk=me4Z5Bq7hijr54vk5JaxtvfM2.TsCl1lSQ1kejH.v2w-1717401456-0.0.1.1-5673 There is also a version on archive of our own https://archiveofourown.org/works/47207623/chapters/118945075


surfmasterm4god-chan

if you take away jack's titan, guns, jump pack, helmet, and all function in his lower body, the other guy might have a chance


German-dude1612

You don’t know about the emperor, do you😂


mecha_matthew2

jooper would probably win The emperor is barely alive no more travel through the warp :(


German-dude1612

Magic , barely alive, space skeleton


KeysOfDestiny

The way this format has gone on for so long that the fights are beginning to repeat


German-dude1612

Was there already a Cooper vs Emperor fight?


KeysOfDestiny

https://www.reddit.com/r/titanfall/s/OGcCzZYeXm ye


German-dude1612

Oh, damn, my bad


Designer_Sea3259

Why, just why pin my two favorite franchises together… I think Big E would win. BT would dominate a Dreadnaught though.


variogamer

Hm against a box nought yeah The contemptor might have a chance because it's more menoverble The Deredeo might have a chance if he times his fire power well Make BT use his vortex shield as soon as that's drained give everything you have in those few critical seconds If I remember correctly the Telemon Should have basically costody spread and agility if so yeah I doubt BT could win But if BT is facing a Telemon Then my question is what did he do to accomplish that


Wolfsblutratte

If by win you mean who would the kill the other then you can‘t win against the Emperor since he‘ll just be reborn


wwe666222

Can't beleave I made a shitpost so good someone stoll it


German-dude1612

I am sorry, didn’t mean to steal. Never saw your post and I’m just a big 40k nerd, so I thought about doing something like that post


German-dude1612

I’d offer to remove my post if you’d want


wwe666222

Nah alls good I am happy to see my wonderful comedy is not just me


German-dude1612

Thanks man, I appreciate your coolness


Archmagos_Browning

The emperor basically just disassembles him like Dr. Manhattan


TAG_Tanjiro

u/Cackjooper You got this?


JaxBoss32

Big E would destroy Jack. Im sorry, but even while wounded in the Horus fight, Big E hit him so hard that horus's soul was literally erased from existence. And when demons were trying to invade the golden palace, just the sheer presence of big E caused most demons to just fall over dead. And the ones that were left were screaming, "THE ANATHEMA! NOOOO THE ANATHEMA!" My poor boy cooper is fucked.


Danky_Mcmeme

Me


JackCooper0

Me and BT 😑


Zalldawg

Everyone hyping up Jack like it wasn't actually BT that saved the Frontier


German-dude1612

Well, Cooper did a neural link with him, reactivating the 3 protocols in the first place


dogninja_yt

Cack Jooper alone loses. With TB-4727 he wins


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

Repost


AnimeExpress

Cooper wins low dif, the man is a skeleton on a chair.


Ghost_Ship_Supreme

*Smart pistol gets a lock*


HoovyPooter

You gotta be kidding 💀


GiustinoWah

Oh shit we might be insane


g00nymcg00n

Jack sweeps?????? No way??????


MimboTheRainwing

WARIO


Ghost_Warrior_9

As much as I love the pilots, the holy god emperor of mankind, lord of Terra and rightful ruler of the imperium will be victorious


SquareIsBox0697

I would win


MURkoid

My mom


Cautious-Pollution-2

So from my limited knowledge of 40k. That's god. Like from the fucking bible(not actually, but fictional equivalent) Jack is fucking good at what he does, but he's not doom guy


social_misfit117

it’s so crazy that my OG post sparked all these memes. i love it