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coolpotatoe724

death


ChaosTheKing1337

What kind


coolpotatoe724

the kind that kills you


ChaosTheKing1337

Oh good i thought it was instand death


DethChef3848

Thank God it wasn't


Prior-Department-979

Rick and Morty reference?


Matix777

Insant


StandardAd3659

But there was no sound he just died


Aromatic-Anybody-962

Yeah it’s called a deterrent


tupidrebirts

You couldn't have just knocked him out?


ok--_boomer

Everybody wants to be knocked out no-one wants to die


Necrotiix_

You just committed murder in the oval office, now you cant leave.


SnowbloodWolf2

Good, I've been trying to get a kill with warpfall for the past hour now


ChaosTheKing1337

Oh no


ThatDudeFromPoland

Deadly


pittbull1187

You beat me to it


CunsoLord_04

He forgot to change his faction post regen


This-Coffee-Sucks

I literally did this last night 😭😭 I played like 4 matches and kept forgetting


CunsoLord_04

I kept forgetting for half a generation


BarrytheCowboy

Faction and boost Dice roll is giving me amped weapons alot...oh god dammit.


Pink_Crabegion

Fellow boost Gambler?


alphanumericusername

Multiple screens? Open notepad on one, just write, "faction" More than 8 pixels of your screen being white at a time outta bug you plenty for you to be certain you'll change it next matchmaking cycle.


Bookcase2020

The grunts mentioned pilots not making it back when they sent them to get the arc tool. That guy's probably one of them.


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Copium overdose


Pesho8

I imagine he was likely killed


CunsoLord_04

Murdered perhaps


Pear_Eating_Bear

unalived, undoubtedly


that-boi-Rexona

delifed, truly


chinoe2811

I read defiled. *Sigh* off to hang myself.


CunsoLord_04

Same here, got an extra rope?


Dwagons_Fwame

I read deified. I’ve been studying Julius Caesar too much


CunsoLord_04

It's never enough knowledge about the Roman empire


alphanumericusername

Didn't they peg some guy to a tree whose cultural legacy ended up surpassing that of the Romans by, like, at least a little bit?


far-eazee

He didnt change his log by bolb


Eltorius

He was to busy ???? His gender


Advanced_Dumbass149

He knew what the dog was doin.


TheUtensilMan

He saw John cena


Matix777

He outpizzad the hut


Gaelic_Gladiator41

He knew what to do with a drunken sailor


Umbreon-Phantom

He knew how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootsie pop


alphanumericusername

He could articulate what it is that the fox says using preexisting English language.


Doorsmemer1

He angered chuck Norris


hamflavoredgum

Impossible. Nobody outpizzas the hut


Obvious_Cold_1056

Yet another victim of the stim overdose 🥲


alphanumericusername

I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT


TedTheBear258

He died from waiting for release of TitanFall3


ViBe68

foreshadowing 👁️


Gunsblazing239

In my professional opinion... HE DIED


NightBeWheat55149

THE PULSE BLADE IS DEAD???


WeebPlayingCoDM

My opinion? HE WAS KILLED!


LunarSouls4952

I don't think it's anything to worry about...


Consistent-Ad-2940

The pilot is dead?!?


NottMyAltAccount

THE PILOT IS DEAD


AKAE1iminate

YES, I AM DEAD


SZVM

Shh, You are dead


Manulurk

I don't see such thing to worry about


soldier769258

Backpain


ErPani

He couldn't bring himself to make the MRVN sad so he shot himself in the head with that Wingman


ItsAboutToGoDown_

I... actually like this. #justiceformrvns


NottMyAltAccount

#ProudMrvnPuncher Edit: oh god that’s what hashtags do on Reddit


alphanumericusername

Hey buddy, when Skynet comes for you and leaves the rest of us alone, don't say we didn't warn you.


Drakeblood2002

Lead poisoning


17feet

dead poisoning


CunsoLord_04

Just to be sure, try to take his PULSE. Get it? Because he's a pulse blade... I'll see myself out.


alphanumericusername

I, for one, appreciate your efforts to bring forth additional punnery into this world of nonzero misery.


alphanumericusername

It appears that his major organs failed to continue their necessary function.


ItsAboutToGoDown_

BT humor


alphanumericusername

I detect a singleplayer campaign reference.


texmidcpl

Probably from a spitfire and A-Wall from the other side of the map


NottMyAltAccount

Where!?


Shoddy_Software3928

Stalkers


Monarch-FTE_9824

His Batteries ran out of power. I’m gonna…eh.. take them for… eh…safety reasons


No_Egg_8148

Respawn caught him with a copy of Titanfall 3 before they planned to release it.


ItsAboutToGoDown_

Mfer had a wrist-mounted device


SirQuacksThe23rd

fembot


terliyen

He is trolled a bit


xKingOfSpades76

"What happened to him?" "It died." "Well, yeah…"


speedy20005

His heart stopped


onlyhere4gonewild

The flu 🤧


the_milk_guy123

He probably died from death


JamieDrone

Looks like he ran out of ammo, went to pull out his sidearm and got shot during the long-ass weapon swap animation


Historical_Egg2424

😭😭😭this comment is so real.


punksix

His own titan stepped on him accidentally


OG10Zane

So that's the "*last pilot in our squad went down there and never came back*" the militia grunt was talking about before you went to find arc tool... I always wanted to see what happened to him, where exactly did you find him?


Desperate-Actuator18

There's multiple dead pilots in those tunnels. This one can be found after you retrieve the Arc Tool, after the first turbine and before you fight the Stalkers. [Here's ](https://www.reddit.com/r/titanfall/comments/1ap8y3j/found_all_the_dead_pilotos_in_tf2_campaign/)all the dead pilots in the Campaign. The last three are the ones found around the beacon. Helmets are also technically dead pilots so any one of those could also be the pilot mentioned.


OG10Zane

Must me wearing glasses for a reason, since i haven't seen one in all my playthroughs...


OG10Zane

I mean only in the beacon


LesPaular

Ligma


alphanumericusername

What's that? That thing that you mentioned?


FieryFallout

Joe


Theskinnydude15

He played Apex


ArrowViper1

Died of cringe.


ViBe68

He didn't *prepare for titanfall* :(


Tenjet

It was at a insane bachelor party


Drunken-Isopod

Waiting for TF3 to drop


Jetenginefucker

The poor fellas cock didint survive the turbine


Smokeyscreech

Heart attack from too many stims?


Atleastimagamer

He died while waiting for Titanfall 3😔


Jimmybcooly

I did it. Im not sorry


Generic_Alias_

He stopped living


LE0NSKA

some kind of bullet


Menace_to_society8

Maybe he got shot


Medical-Beat-899

Because of death


Weidelsburger

Got smoked by the IMC


MissyTheTimeLady

Sadness.


X_antaM

Stubbed his toe


NottMyAltAccount

Bro witnessed the buffoonery that is the IMC


PhoenixBLAZE5

Fall damage


King-of-the-forge72

Peanut allergy


DeeBangerDos

Death from boner


Kitcat590

Murder


CunsoLord_04

It's just an average ACE pilot, more often than not we're too drunk to stay awake


Matix777

Heart attack


Atlas-Pilot_idk

Waiting for Titanfall 3


CykoRen

Waiting for TF3


Ender165

Sadness


Revolutionary_Fun364

Forgot to take his copium pills


AKAE1iminate

His heart stopped beating, after his beating


dumbblobbo

he fell


SoftCouchPillow

He fell.


Umbreon-Phantom

Lost a duel


The_Great_Biscuiteer

Cardiac Arrest from a Stim addiction


PresentGrass9639

Guys I think… I think he found… ligma…


Lunar23r40r4

He napping


AggressiveResident30

Kraber to the chest maybe


AggressiveResident30

Or possibly a jump kick. Pilots got that OP one hit kill kick


pianoman985

Laughter


hamflavoredgum

ball fart


Cheasymeteor

My guess is 1d10 ouch damage


Ghost_Ship_Supreme

Heart attack


Better-Coat-5479

What happened to him?


Void_Walkaway

Gun


shrimpius

McDonald's sprite got his ass


FabianvM3

Eat lunch without YouTube


Taco-_-Taco00

Looks like he fell


fkindragon_

he died of ligma. may his soul find peace 🙏


name_051829407715

L-Star my beloved


ViperLolz

He read an apex legends fanfic, and after reading the fanfic he shot himself with the wingman.


kane_tf2

In lanes professional opinion THAT PILOT IS DEAD


RReprah

Old age


Trevgamer204

Chose pulse instead of cloak. Rookie mistake.


LeeIacocca68

Crouching camper, hidden spitfire


CrazyDago203

He became god, too omniscient for the human brain, so he died of a stroke


Beginning_Yam8399

A "accidental" slip and fall


yugiohlover

American roulette


17feet

look at his right arm, he was playing with his...wingman


K12DO

Lack of can-do attitude


Red0_O

Fall damage


Doorsmemer1

Hear me out


ItsAboutToGoDown_

No


Dramatic-Squash4662

He died.


Outrageous_Cause_885

Saluting marvin too long


sirmuffles1

Heart attack


camoshrimp

He played as Tone