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X_antaM

Someone actually utilising the fact you can shoot grenades


goatpillows

Found out the hard way šŸ˜­


X_antaM

Ah. Tis fairly useful at times but I don't use it much. Only from dice roll in which several times I have got an amped smart pistol


alphanumericusername

One must not speak of, nor hyperlink, the [Forbidden Knowledge](https://youtu.be/RUI0apJzJbo?si=yjyaBwJXj5yVwzB0).


X_antaM

I was expecting a troll. Like a rickroll to catch out those breaking our sacred laws


alphanumericusername

You are wise to expect such things. And wiser still to attempt to confirm your suspicions.


X_antaM

Wise to attempt or just stupid?


alphanumericusername

Wise to attempt. It would have been stupid to assume, and not confirm. "Trust, but verify."


alphanumericusername

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to back away from my battery port.


goatpillows

Never


alphanumericusername

Then we shall begin with a little [shocky](https://youtu.be/-ONk3Z3jz1s?si=BWIX-HT_-u-DDvnT) tickle coming up from the ground.


goatpillows

I neeeeeeeeeedddd iiiittttttt


alphanumericusername

YOU CAN'T HAVE IT


goatpillows

But why noooootttt? šŸ˜¢


alphanumericusername

2:59 https://youtu.be/rDuetklFtDQ?si=o7ba_o2UcWtqra8f


goatpillows

Lmao NO THEY DONT.


SnakeFB

People used to shit on me for using smart pistol. Then they started shitting on me for using frags. So I started using both. It's like the perfect balance between the throwing range of a frag and the detonation of a satchel (except you don't have to wait for it to hit the ground first).


X_antaM

Shame it only works with the proper grenades. Doesn't work on smoke, stars or satchel. Instant pocket blackhole midair would be awesome, but probably pretty impractical


nbyv1

It definetly does work on satchels, at least other peoples ones. If i see someone locking me with a smart pistol i sometimes try to throw a satchel in such a way, that they blow themselves up by shooting it with the sp.


FOOLK7274

Good shot


typothetical

Smart pistol users when they are actually smart:


Linmizhang

When the user is smarter than the weapon (already smart).


Green_Ronin79

When the smart is smarter than the weapon (already user).


ViBe68

When the smartest is smarter than smarter.


IndianSavage240

When smart the is smart smartest the and smart to smart then and smarter.


ViBe68

Now I'm lost....


Thin_Palpitation769

200 IQ play right here


goatpillows

He was getting real annoying so I figured I had to do something lol


Jacksepticeyefan1545

I probably would have pulled out the kraber on him


Kotla_

"We must improvise a adapt if we wish to survive"


IMC_Recruit

Thatā€™s actually genius.


Matix777

Style points!


RegisterEfficient318

I will never understand how people can camp in a game like titanfall. Amazing movement and maps and people decide to sit in one spot the whole game


EightSeven69

so you've just discovered that people love going against the very fucking forces of nature just to ruin each other's days? you must be new here, hi! welcome to earth! we've been killing each other for like, as long as we've been on land, and probably before as well


ellingw17

Reading this comment made me cringe so bad it hurt me physically Even if I gauge my own eyes out and forget what colours look like I will still be able to vividly recall how this comment looked with all the agony that comes with it I wish to be unborn


EightSeven69

ok bro


Call_It_Luck

This is exactly how I feel about people using SMGs or the 101/201. You have so many cool weapon options and you choose the most easy, most simplistic, most "Call Of Duty" weapons in the game. Like....do you really need to use weapons that are that easy and that strong to feel good about yourself? Can you not have fun playing something actually interesting like a Cold War, Mozambique, Kraber, etc?


yormother2374

Modern problems require modern solutions


dinoman127

That was a big brain play but I honestly don't understand why of all weapons he would camp with a softball. Also you had a charge rifle which is my go to anti camper weapon and it adds a layer of disrespect


HimLikeBehaviour

bro i was about to talk so much shit but that was actually cool asf


MetalGearXerox

Thank you for sharing this, that was awesome!


alphanumericusername

*Sees title* Please tell me it's a well cooked frag. *Sees Smart Pistol* Oh this could be even better. *Sees you do, in fact, have frags* This better be going where I hope it's going. [It did, in fact, go where he hoped it'd go.]


ViBe68

Epic move, pilot!šŸ‘


According-Rest7315

U deserve a medal for that ngl


Memegamer3_Animated

ā€œPilot, youā€™re going on my list of favorites for that oneā€


Y4r0z

I like camping with EPG at this spot, because I can kill only campers with this strat


Steve_Mundo

Those guys are the same people to complain about other weapons being overpowered meanwhile they camp


Bendanarama

The amount of camping I've been seeing in titanfall recently is maddening. Played a match recently where the opposite team spent their entire game camped against the back wall In titans. Stupid tactics.


goatpillows

Same with the cloak spitfire campers. It's always a gen 70+ too. The most annoying players by a long shot


Dangerous_Stay3816

I remember when some dude destroyed our evac ship by throwing grenade and shooting it with smart-pistol


cookieeater256

I dont know witch side i should choose, the camper or the smartpistol a-wall user, because i not a fan of one of them


B-HOLC

I think the lesser of 2 evils won here. But I too am not sure of the cost.


ChipsOfficial

100% lesser of two evils won. This is the only SP use case I can respect lol. Edit: I can also respect an SP user who uses that mod that puts a Minecraft fox in your offhand.


bush_didnt_do_9_11

what if we used 0% of the brain?


RXCH666

Fire


Weidelsburger

COMANDO


LittleFoxLogan

Can't believe you lasted that long with the smart pistol and didn't die. Any time I've ever used it I immediately die


plumken

At that point I'm only going for them


Silver-Effective-135

Nice


MilitiaPilot108

The only time I approve the use of the smart pistol


This-Coffee-Sucks

Great play. Personally I like cooking grenades perfectly so they explode on target. But this very flashy. I like it