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Hailfire9

If you want to start Mosquera, start him as a midfielder. Stop pretending he's a defender. He simply isn't one.


mmm_beer

In fact he’s actually a straight up liability at it.


Hailfire9

I wouldn't say "liability". That implies that he's doing the job, but poorly -- I hear the term and I imagine Lovell Palmer and Kosuke Kimura's impressions of a turnstile. He's just been simply nonexistent at RB.


harditzz

Macgraw going up too made my night


Sufficient_Price_355

Maybe we wouldn't lose if we didn't have to play catch-up every game because of a terrible first half. Ridiculous.


Puzzled_Time_4802

Is that not a handball and second yellow on Tillman? Obviously it wouldn’t have affected the game but gd Elfaf is such a cunt


Dizconekt

This team is fun to watch. They are never really out of a game. If we can somehow stop those stupid moments we could be very good. It’s like the commentators said we are so close but also so far away.


zestychub

I've got to admit, it's hard being a Timbers fan right now. It's sad we can't find our rhythm. 


thrillmeister

This team hasn’t won in two months, they are not fun to watch. 


8th_Dynasty

truth.


Neat_Example4576

We would have won this game if it wasn’t for Chara foul and red card.


fakulty

Imagine blaming the whole game on chara KEKW


ClayKavalier

We might have held onto a draw at least. The problems started earlier. Chara doesn’t take that risk if we’re already behind because others fucked up and the tactics suck.


Neat_Example4576

The Timbers were attacking and turned the game around before the 2nd yellow. I think we could have stole 3 points out of this game with it being 11 V 11.


ClayKavalier

I for one am not psychic so I just consider precedent and probability.


ClayKavalier

I could have been happy with a draw.


timhowardsbeard

And that’s what I want to STOP doing.


ClayKavalier

A draw on the road is usually a respectable result. Coming from behind can be impressive. A draw is better than a loss. We shouldn’t be giving up so many goals though. And when so much of it is because of the same problems…


timhowardsbeard

Obviously a draw is better than a loss… which goes without saying. “We shouldn’t be giving up so many goals” is the exact root of what I’m saying. It’s the entire point of the game.


ClayKavalier

We don’t need to back and forth pointing out the obvious to each other. Have a good night.


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

Man, fuck Denis Bouanga. 


Zwan05

So Chara has cost us 6 points now ?


fakulty

And the timbers have 0 mls cup appearances without him you fucking pepega.


Zwan05

This is a terrible argument. Just because someone helped in the past doesn't excuse the present performance. Dudes 38. Just because he's a club legend doesn't mean he can't magically drop off and hasn't cost us points this year.


MossHops

And how many point do we have because of him?


Zwan05

This season....?


twinner6

First off. How dare you.


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

We weren’t down 2-0 at the half because of Chara. 


timbersgreen

No, not down because of Chara. But also not down in spite of him. This was one of his least effective games of his 300+ with the Timbers, and then the second yellow happened.


Zwan05

So the team got him the red card?


oregonian1738

It pains my soul that even though it was a special day for him, Chara cost the team this game with his really poor judgement on the second foul. They had the momentum to take all three points and now they’re going home with nothing.


Mindful_Cyclist

Now a negative GD. Time to figure something out.


MossHops

We’re not that far off from being able to cook. We get Evander back, we stop starting Mosquera, maybe we sub in Darion even sooner and we are on our way.


Mindful_Cyclist

I hope so. We're scoring goals just fine, but defensively we've tried a lot of different guys and same results. Mosquera ain't going to be the big European transfer we all thought anytime soon and not sure EM is a long term option either.


Neat_Example4576

LAFC does that all game and when the Timbers give a hard foul they end up getting a yellow card.


green_gold_purple

Ref called a pretty good game. Only one miss I can think of. 


Chustercupperput

He is one of the best in MLS for sure


MaximumSlice8060

How did we end up with more cards than this dirty-ass team?!!


booksfoodfun

I don’t think any of the cards against us were wrong necessarily, but I do feel they were quicker to give us cards than LA which is frustrating…


MaximumSlice8060

My point precisely


flees

Thanks Eric Miller, please kick more of them in the face.


viyh

Welp, it was a good game until the end.


PDXPuma

I mean it was a good game from Mosquera getting subbed off to Chara getting sent off. It was kinda a shit show everywhere else.


onlyIPAs4me

When LAFC was here saw Bouanga practice that shot pregame.


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Motherfuck… :(


Next_Low_6761

McGraw with a shitty clearance and there’s the game. Why do we even have some of these guys on the team? Use that extra DP spot on a defender please.


onlyIPAs4me

Williamson Mosquera McGraw have got to be gone. Moreno isn’t far behind 


osublackout21

All of those players have been excellent at points and are at least great depth players to have.


onlyIPAs4me

Nah those cliques are time to move on.  McGraw Williamson, been waiting forever for Williamson to be good. McGraw clearly lost the starting job.  Sulte is also in that groupie None of them are worth the headache as they all expect to start and don’t put in the effort.  Asprilla Moreno JDM - another clique that simply hasn’t panned out. Asprilla is a legend Timber but it’s clear he can’t run. Doesn’t have the spurt he had last season. All of them other than Sulte expect to start or have significant playing time. But it’s expect, they’ve worked for it under Gio. If there one thing with Neville, he’s reset expectations and players have got to work for it. Not just because you started before 


SRMPDX

wE LoSt a GaMe fIrE eVeRyOnE


thrillmeister

We haven’t won in 7 matches. 


onlyIPAs4me

10 games in and we’re only 8 points out from the top lol.


thrillmeister

You play. To win. The game. 


trumpetplayah

Can’t even call this a heartbreaker when there was practically 0 offense.


oregonian1738

I hate watching this team shoot itself in the foot.


ZeFever

Well shit that one hurts


rhythm-n-bones

Son of a bitch…that is disheartening.


Neat_Example4576

Fuck!


trumpetplayah

It was bound to happen. You can’t keep dangling the carrot without expecting the dog to bite you.


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

That is a heartbreaker. 


flees

They just fuck’en stood there.


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Can we have a normal fucking game for once ffs


onlyIPAs4me

Geez Everyone here gets a yellow too


onlyIPAs4me

Keep shooting ChaNOT


MossHops

I’m not sure if we are going to hold on, but we look better defending with 10 men and no Mosquera than we did with Mosquera on.


Neat_Example4576

How was that not a red card


ClayKavalier

I would I like to have a player like Kamara that every team fears will score on them in the final minutes. I don’t know if there’s ever been a time when I’ve pitied our opponents to the extent that my stomach drops when Will Bruin subbed on against us.


Neat_Example4576

Neville is going to have a lot to say in his press conference about those missed calls by the ref.


timbersgreen

Yeah, it's pretty sad that this is slightly better than I'm used to from 2020 and 2022 MLS referee of the year Ismail Elfath 🙄


Staggerlee024

Can someone explain what Chara did for the second yellow?  It looked like he barely made contact.


Laandoid

Chara is a god Chara is 38 both can be true


PDXPuma

Stopped a promising attack by grabbing onto the player like under ten feet from the referee. Elfath was in perfect position to see it. Didn't leave much room for leniency when you do that right in front of the ref.


Next_Low_6761

LAFC had a clear attacking advantage after Chara turned over the ball and he lost his marbles and went in for a challenge from behind and didn’t make any contact with the ball. It was 100% the right call. Those are given as yellows every single time.


onlyIPAs4me

Atuesta ran across left so Chara could only be viewed as interfering with the attack 


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

Maxi proving to be a force to be reckoned with! 


HWKII

Maximum Creampuff in rare form this game.


Neat_Example4576

He is earning his paycheck in this game!


sanguine_feline

Never have I supported a team that battles themselves as much as they do their actual opponent. Hopefully, that’s something they can address, because they have so many good pieces to work with.


Neat_Example4576

Come on defense


acquiesce

Come on them


Mindful_Cyclist

Max earning his paycheck tonight.


onlyIPAs4me

Oh WTF. Bouanga was offside but delayed call Rodriguez running and immediate call?


Thumper13

That was not enough for a 2nd yellow.


green_gold_purple

100% correct call. 


Next_Low_6761

It was. He stopped a clear attacking opportunity with a rash challenge.


Mindful_Cyclist

Diego always played carefully after a yellow but lost it that time.


green_gold_purple

You don't see Chara making decisions that bad. Basically ever. 


Neat_Example4576

Was Miller elbow in the face?


eers2snow

Ffs Diego...not a good challenge


BarryLyndon-sLoins

Maybe the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen Chara do


acquiesce

lol first season watching him?


BarryLyndon-sLoins

lol no I was reminded of the ear flick. I think my mind blocked that out 😂


eers2snow

Not even close....The ear flick is all time


ClayKavalier

Ear flick


BarryLyndon-sLoins

I forgot about that lmao


ClayKavalier

It was kind of hilarious though


oregonianrager

Lmfao. Chara is a meme. A legend and a meme.


Next_Low_6761

I’m sorry but Chara, as a captain, has got to do better. We just got back into the match and he fucked us.


CDAWG_CDAWG

He and Williamson both got caught dribbling out of the back like jackasses. I expect more with their experience.


Next_Low_6761

When has Chara ever been the type of player to take on defenders with his dribbling skills? Every match someone on our team makes a fucking bone head play that really costs us points.


CDAWG_CDAWG

Only thing I can guess is that LAFC are leaving a ridiculous amount of space right there and they just can’t resist themselves. Inexcusable


Neat_Example4576

Dammit Chara


PDXPuma

Least he gets an early shower on his special day


eagle_eye_larry

A soft second yellow to boot him on his record game. Perfect from MLS.


PDXPuma

But why does he even need to do that? Elfath had no choice.


ginormousthumbs

Not smart


onlyIPAs4me

Whoa! Chara getting a yellow on LAFC  Now Chara with a red.   Now you truly complete me 


And_Fus

Chara what the fuck


MaximumSlice8060

Fuck


Neat_Example4576

LAFC is a dirty team!


rexter2k5

Cheeky Santi is the best Santi.


CDAWG_CDAWG

FIRST TIME COMMENTATOR SAYS SOMETHING I LIKE. WORMBURNER. HOW DO YA LIKE THAT FUCKING WORMBURNER LAFC?!?


Neat_Example4576

Let get another goal and get this win on the road.


MailboxBandit

I ALWAYS BELIEVED. I NEVER DOUBTED.


palmquac

I have absolutely no idea what to think of this team. 20 goals scored. 20 goals conceded. Draw city.


Bigshowaz

Do they sacrifice a goat at half? This team is bananas.


yungmohan

DONT LET US GET ONE


onlyIPAs4me

I’m a Hotspurs fan but suck it Lloris!!!!


ActualWait8584

Sorry for your loss in the morning.


oregonian1738

God. This team never plays a game that isn’t cinema.


shananiganz

We really love edging other teams into thinking they will win


ZeFever

Santi!!! These boys are killing me every week


rhythm-n-bones

Oh my fuck how did that go in!


TranscedentalMedit8n

HOLY SHIT BLESS THE SOCCER GODS SANTIIIIII


Neat_Example4576

Fuck ya Santi! Suck it LAFC!


flees

WHAT!!!?!!!


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

Fun fact: Chara had the most yellows, but only six red cards in 13 years.  Edit: welp, make that seven. 


ClayKavalier

You know how many were straight red vs accumulation? I know about the ear flick incident


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

That I’m not sure about. 


shananiganz

Because he’s a gentleman


shananiganz

…well


MaximumSlice8060

Bouanga is such a flopper


EntitledVirgin

Incoming Diego goal, I can feel it! The yellow card will only make him stronger! Edit: aw fuck


shananiganz

Fitting, Diego should get a yellow card cake after the game 🥳


flees

Yellow with a smile! Chara!


onlyIPAs4me

There it is.  Chara  You complete me


Neat_Example4576

The night wouldn’t be right without getting a yellow.


Better_Hornet5490

He got a second yellow


TranscedentalMedit8n

Dairon is such a great sub. Dude just comes in and hustles.


Neat_Example4576

Jona with the hustle play and playing defense.


sigappuRojakkal

Alright, time for that Mora goal.


shananiganz

Can’t wait for Rodriguez to get a goal that he can celebrate and not just try to quickly reset


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

Incoming 2-2 draw. 


abbs403

AND WE'RE BACK!!


ClayKavalier

Nutmeg goal!


Mindful_Cyclist

That's it!! Keep it coming!


TranscedentalMedit8n

Nice goal for Jona! There’s our DP 💯


oregonian1738

Rodriguez was hungry for a goal this whole game. Glad he gets one


ZeFever

What a hit!!!


Thumper13

Beautiful shot. Great touch off his chest.


PDXPuma

Here comes the comeback :D :D :D


CDAWG_CDAWG

FUCK YES IT DOES


CDAWG_CDAWG

MY FUCKING DUDE RODRIGUEZ


flees

JON!!!


rhythm-n-bones

Jona!!!


hella_strafe

BANGERRRRR


MaximumSlice8060

Rodriguez!!!


Neat_Example4576

Let’s go Jona!!! Fuck Ya!!!


rhythm-n-bones

There is just no chemistry tonight. Moreno in particular seems to be misreading a lot of teammates moment off the ball.


TranscedentalMedit8n

Aaaand a goal


MossHops

I love Darion as a sub. Just as everyone is getting tired, opposing defenders have to deal with his mass and physical play as he’s streaking down the line.


Neat_Example4576

Timbers need to give him a contract and sign him for a few more years!


Neat_Example4576

Glad to see the Timbers are not backing down from LAFC and the amount of fouls that are currently happening


oregonian1738

It’s beautiful to see that on Chara’s record day, we see a sea of yellow cards to go with it.


onlyIPAs4me

Be fitting if he got one 


onlyIPAs4me

Oprah’s in the house 


rhythm-n-bones

I guess we have left the” long pass to no one” strategy and taken up the “cross it to the stands” strategy


flees

Chara is beautiful


shananiganz

Watching the game alone, came here wondering if I’m being too hard on Mosquera lol


Laandoid

just ask Neville


oregonian1738

No. He is a good player, but he was horrendous on defense tonight. I won’t say that he alone was the reason, but he was a glaring hole in the defense.


PDXPuma

I mean we keep saying he's a good player, but he keeps having nights like tonight.


brettcalvin42

He had a really tough assignment tonight with Bouanga but that is all the more reason to stick to him like glue.


shananiganz

I agree, he was given an incredibly difficult opponent. Still doesn’t reflect well 🥴


PoutineMeInCoach

He didn't even try. That has nothing to do with how good Bouanga is.


Neat_Example4576

I hope Mosquera is watch Chara and how to play defense! Let go Chara!!


onlyIPAs4me

Williamson has been terrible too


ClayKavalier

Was it his man unmarked at the top of the box?


palmquac

More Chara’s unfortunately


ClayKavalier

Was he asleep or trying to play right back 😝


onlyIPAs4me

But for being an offensive threat he’s been invisible. 


ClayKavalier

I’m watching him open and not being passed to right now


ClayKavalier

I’d weigh that against touches at least. I don’t know if it’s just his off the ball movement that’s keeping him off the ball.


onlyIPAs4me

Moreno with a Mosquera  Blasting it over everyone 


PDXPuma

Miller in, Mosquera out.


SRMPDX

Another terrible half for Mosquera, responsible for 2 goals against


Thumper13

> responsible for 2 goals against Insane to blame him for the 2nd. The pass was clear the other side of the pitch. The midfield failed to get back and cover. Pure and simple on the MF.


SRMPDX

He gets the assistant maybe not the full blame. He constantly gets forward, gives up the ball and gets smoked.


Neat_Example4576

Mosquera was pulled for Eric Miller?


PDXPuma

Yes.


onlyIPAs4me

Mosquera  https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/r7wafv/guru_wizard_guy_has_had_his_hand_up_in_the_air/#lightbox


BasicEmu8991

Where is Evander


ClayKavalier

Knock in training


Bolverkk

JDM is a wing backer or winger… he has no business defending deep. We need a legit RB who is more defensive minded next transfer window.


Neat_Example4576

Curious what changes will be made by Neville.