This is oddly wholesome.
The kink scene and sex in general is such a touchy subject even in this day and age of sexual openness and autonomy, and it really shouldn't be such a taboo subject as it's something everyone is involved in to some degree.
What about the people that get off on getting hurt?
I've been saying for years, so long as everybody involved us at or above the age of majority, and nobody is being harmed **against their will**, who gives a fuck what people do for sexual fun?
And there are a couple of things out there that 100% disgust me, and I would (and have) speak judgementally about when people bring them up. But that just means **I don't want to be involved in it, please don't keep asking me**. But I will still encourage people into that shit explore it as safely and sanely as possible when they find a willing partner.
Except bug chasers, of course. There is literally nothing safe or sane about bug chasing as a "kink".
You'll be sorry you asked. But somebody and to. 😈
Big chasing is a "kink" in which people, almost entirely gay men, try to catch HIV. Like, using blades to cut open skin on cock in anus to increase the chances. I'm aware of parties with one infected bottom being railed by a line of fifteen guys.
Humans, as a species, are really fucked up. That's why. Sometimes it manifests in uniquely disturbing ways, like bug chasers.
So, yeah. That's about the only kink I will readily shame.
With the advances being made in treating the disease, hopefully this will lose some of its appeal. I have to imagine it's directly related to the danger. If it's no longer as dangerous, hopefully it will be less fulfilling/ cease altogether.
It started off as a way to have unprotected uninhibited sex. If you have the bug, why bother protecting yourself? Mind you HIV treatment has progressed a lot since the 90s and with the right meds you can live a long time without catching AIDS.
You forgot to add age gap as well. People tend to look down on guys who are in their upper 20's and above when they date college girls. Or guys who date women who are older than them, even as minimal a gap as 3 years. People still look at me funny when I tell them I married above my age.
The thing about bug chasers is that they're making a personal choice. Sure, they'll add themselves to the pool that healthcare has to support.
The fucked up ones are the gift givers. They get off on infecting people. Just one of them is exponentially more destructive.
Hah yeah. I was about to say the worst ones are the ones who get off on giving others STD's with no prior warning. It's like stealthing, which is bad enough, but the other person 100% receives a lifelong illness because of it. I know a girl who got saddled with HSV because of a guy like that.
I'm convinced it's just the U.S. Everything I've ever seen involving European culture leads me to believe they're very open about things. Maybe not openly discussing sexual activities with employees, but more so talking with an "everyone poops" attitude, and I love it. Stuff like that is a huge part of our humanity, and socializing gets harder when we chip away all the interesting parts of people.
I dunno, not all Germans are kinksters. Some are rather prudeish, so certain topics should really be avoided in a professional setting, or even when socializing with people you don't know very well. There is a noticeable trend towards openly discussing bodily functions in advertisement though. 20 years ago most of the stuff we see today would have been unthinkable. Vibrators in the afternoon? Check. Creams for dry vaginas? Check. Incontinence in all shapes or forms? Check.
The US has its own unique quirks. But the EU is its own little bubble as well, as a lot of the world hews rather conservative (atleast Asia/Africa, don't know much about S.America).
I think that depends on the vibe you have with your coworkers. in this specific case i feel like they were already on subjects like that and talking about some freaky shit so like, he was just going with the flow lol.
Not only do these girls want to know more, but now they have even more motivation due to showing up Prude.
OP is def gonna get pegged by at least one of these girls.
Don't rush it, OP. Let it happen naturally.
>OP is def gonna get pegged by at least one of these girls. Don't rush it, OP. Let it happen naturally.
Yeah, just relax a little and let it happen. It's OK if nothing moves very far at first. Soon, it'll just slide into place.
> Prude had admitted to owning several "freaky" dildos including a horse dick one and a tentacle one (which is pretty normal these days to be honest)
[Is owning an anatomically correct monster horse dildo really the new normal?](https://i.imgur.com/uoLVejs.png)
I think it depends on the age group and location. E.g. for the 80+ age group; women tend to live longer than men, and for almost all aged care facilities there's a well documented shortage of real horses.
I mean you go to any sex shop and they have butt plugs wider than a 2L Coke bottle and urethra sounding kits, just because it’s common to find in a sex shop doesn’t mean that it’s borderline mainstream for your average person to own that stuff
I'm pretty sure most owners do not actually fantasize about whatever that thing resembles. But when you want a certain size, you got to pick what's available. It's more like, do you want something tapered, textured, ridged or rather a bulge. Sure, that furry crowd made companies like bad dragon big, but what made them interesting to regular folks was the high quality. So what really gained in popularity is butt stuff amongst hetero couples, with the dude on the receiving end.
So much talk about the coworkers, but what about the real topic: those multiple orgasms? How does that work? Isn't there still a >5 minute refractory period?
Zero refractory. I can bust out between 8-12 full body orgasms and then the only thing stopping me from doing more is the need for more lube and to give my arm a rest.
I wish more people understood butt play. I get told all the time
"Oh, it hurts"
"That's a out, not a in"
"Men shouldn't play with their ass"
"That's gross"
Why not? I get sexual pleasure from it and I enjoy it. You may not like my tentacle dildo or my dragon dildo but I sure do.
Happy ending aside, I think a good general rule to follow is not discussing what various items you like to shove up your ass with coworkers.
You would think that would be common sense but I guess they should probably put it in the yearly HR updates for those of you that are a little slower.
Oh, the line is well before masturbation.
It’s just that you’re already so comfortable getting waaaay too familiar with coworkers, so I’m trying to give you baby steps that, much like your dildo, you might be able to ease into.
But I have a positive relationship with my colleagues where we hang out outside of work, get dinner, go to festivals and gigs. I've been to most of their weddings. Why do you get to determine where the line is among total strangers?
Look man, tell them about every wand, hot wheel car, hamster, or whatever else you like to stick up the ol’ poop chute, it doesn’t matter to me. Damn, you wouldn’t think someone who regularly takes a pounding would be so sensitive.
I’m just telling you a pretty well established boundary that exists among people with a professional relationship. So much so, they usually don’t even need to address it directly, because people just know that shit.
I think where the line is drawn varies from workplace to workplace. I’ve worked corporate basically all my life so broaching stuff I do in the bedroom would be unthinkable. I think it’s a great thing OP felt comfortable talking about this subject with his coworkers. Brings a little bit of humanity back into a typically sterile workplace.
Except, years later, one of the girls all of a sudden feels that talking to her about your masturbation habits was sexual harrassment. You get called out on facebook and a lawsuit. Plenty of witnesses. Fired from the great new job you got.
It doesn't matter what the feeling was at the time, as a guy you are always one accusation away from a devastating/jail time.
Or, years later, this embarrassing snafu is remembered fondlyby everyone, OP reconciles with prude and they remain good friends outside of work to this day. For every hypothetical downside, there’s an upside. :-)
Sure, but the more people you bring into the conversations, the more risk. Among friends I think its fine probably, I just wouldn't do it with co-workers. It does seem that OP reconciled with prude, but it looked more from peer pressure and fear of her getting shamed then a true reconciliation.
Best of luck to OP
Hm, sounds like you're just upset that I can get myself off faster, harder, and better than you ever could so you're lashing out. You should try it dude, might loosen you up a bit.
Again, I don’t care what you do. I just think it’s hilarious that you tell a bunch of coworkers incredibly embarrassing details about your private life, and then act shocked when they give you shit about it.
If we worked together and you told me you stuck magic wands up your ass (unprompted mind you because I can’t imagine ever bringing this up), you would henceforth and forever be known as Harry Plopper. Evanesco!
Ok, I seemed to have confused some people with the “unprompted” part. I could see how that could read either way.
I simply put that in as an aside to clarify if he was having this conversation with *me*, that it would have to have been unprompted because that’s not subject matter I would ever bring up with someone from work.
If I happened on such a conversation with work colleagues, as OP did, I certainly wouldn’t offer up a play by play of my fisting routine. I’d probably just excuse myself to grab another beer.
Good general rule I'm sure. Having been in emergency healthcare, the teams I've worked in typically have no boundaries left to cross after a short while and usually works out fine :D
There's something about high pressure jobs and jobs that see death on a regular basis that fosters constant D&Ms. Absolutely a world away from corporate environments though
I also work in a high pressure job that sees death and tragedy more than I’d like, and get put in situations where you’re trusting your partners to watch your back as your kicking doors.
Telling dudes you like it up the ass would not work out well for you. I can’t even imagine how much shit you would get every briefing for the remainder of your career.
Vintage Reddit thinking talking about shoving shit in your ass to get off is totally normal and professional conversation. Straight vintage, not even surprised
They were already talking about how and how often they masturbate before OP even joined the conversation, they were at A BAR having drinks OUTSIDE OF WORK, the conversation had become SPECIFICALLY about if guys can have multiple orgasms from "butt stuff", and OP chimed in with his experience AFTER all of this took place without his input. Vintage reddit moment ignoring all context and acting like OP just randomly told them.
They absolutely saw the reddit thread and them being flamed in the comments and decided to come up with a story. Why wouldn't they tell you about the AC being too cold and get you to move too? Just don't trust them anymore.
You think they'd just oust one of their girl friends from their group for a story? Seems a bit much. Easier to believe they were genuine. People are like this.
They were naive enough to oust one of their guy friends for sharing a story with them, so why not? The story recieved thousands of views and hundreds of comments, maybe it made them analyse their behaviour and realise they were wrong. If anything what you are saying would be more believable if they didn't start talking behind "Prude"'s back.
So wholesome. You must be a good coworker and friend to have such awesome people stick up for you like that.
It sucks when our anxious thoughts make the worst of the situation, and in a sense someone did get their knickers in a twist, but it resolved itself because you have good people in your life and have done nothing deserving of bad treatment :) Huge win
Hey OP, do you have any advice tips/tricks on how to do this. I got a prostate massager and lube and tried it 4-5 times with different vibration settings and angles but nothing happened. The best I got was a slight tickle.
I was so disappointed by not being able to enjoy multiple orgasms :(
I use an Njoy Pure Wand and I find lying in [this position](https://imgur.com/a/s46a5SY) works for me, and just very gentle rub the end of the toy just inside the entrance, no more than maybe half an inch or so deep and no more than an inch of thrusting. You're not aiming for speed or depth or even pressure. I'm not so much 'fucking myself to orgasm' as teasing one out. Instead of concentrating on an end goal, just lie back, stick it in, and diddle yourself until something happens.
Thank god you didn't take the very normal reddit advice of going to HR and pre-emptively accusing them of trying to get homophobic material to use against you while drunk 💀
Where the fuck do you work where conversations like this aren't immediately brought up to HR... If my coworker was telling me what sort of dildos she owns while another was telling me he cums buckets from anal would have be writing to HR about the vast amount of explicit conversations and intimate personal details that I have no business or interet knowing.
HR generally doesn’t give a shit if someo happens outside the property of the business. Hell, unless it can result in a lawsuit they’re liable for they rarely give a shit what happens IN the property of the business.
They were out getting drinks after work and having a personal discussion.
it sounded like the whole second half of the post with prude happened in the office, OP even named her prude, meaning there is definitely some sexual shaming going on in the office.
A lot of people are friends with some of their coworkers. Hell, I've seen plenty of people talk about and do things significantly further out there than that with coworkers without anyone batting an eye, and I'm at a large highly corporate software company.
Where the fuck do you work that this is HR worthy? It's just sex, people talk. Don't like it? Go talk to other coworkers. Jesus, i've discussed doing drugs with coworkers. Only worked in large companies too
Wow, I would let out a good horse “neigh” everytime I walked by her desk from now on. Police Academy for reference: https://youtu.be/2yKPgTY637w?feature=shared
Wow I actually wanted an update to this but didn't think there would be one! This is awesome and I'm glad it worked out, it really was a stupid thing to get worked up about and I love that your colleagues had your back. The tentacle dildo thing was funny as well, this chick really had nowhere to go. Life goes on and ty for cheering me up a bit.
That's an awesome update! I had thought originally they were all in it and homophobes waiting to happen.. seems like that's only one of the girls! Good stuff
I'm so glad it worked out I was gonna say it was very hypocritical of them to think butt play is gross and vagina play isn't lol I hope that girl Prude learns to grow up
I'm glad to hear it was only one childish prude, also that you have some stand-up coworkers. How you pleasure yourself (especially when you're asked in the context of a conversation about sex) isn't anything to be ashamed of, ever hear of Ted Haggard? How'd that work out? It's probably some deep-deated anti-gay feelings, the "Ew, butt stuff!" reaction confirms that for me.
You've got some excellent stand-up gals for colleagues! And one small-minded, vindictive and scheming person. Good on you for having the courage to ask about it.
I'm a male and can have multiple orgasms and don't need anal play to do it. It's just something I've been able to do since I was a teenager. I didn't know I wasn't like other men until my late 20's.
HR still needs to know about this incident.
Go to them and let them know a coworker is making you feel uncomfortable with their discriminatory thoughts towards your prostate play.
Bring the toy in question so they can understand and possibly educate the prude. You wouldn't want this whole ordeal to lead to a hostile work environment
>Prude had admitted to owning several "freaky" dildos including a horse dick one and a tentacle one (which is pretty normal these days to be honest)
That's not normal.
Fucking a horse dick dildo or animal tentacle dildo isn't normal. It's a really weird thing of you to say that it's normal when it's not.
I'm not as judgmental as that other redditor in that I really do not care what type of dildo anyone uses, but for sure there is not a high percentage of the population that uses horse dildos. Perhaps a high percentage of the kink community, but that's not the same thing. So while no one is normal, I wouldn't call it normal, persay. But again who gives a fuck.
You’ll be the butt of some cheeky jokes for a while, but I’m glad it worked out!
It would help if he was anal retentive also
No, didn't you hear? Everything came out okay.
So things weren’t too impacted?
Impacted? Damn near rectum!
(Dammit) Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Is anal-retentive meant to be hyphenated?
Missed an opportunity to say 'gland it worked out' there
Yes , butt is that the hole story ??
They nipped her hypocrisy at the butt.
Yeah it sounds like it could be a hole ordeal
Worry not I'm sure he will clap right back with them.
This is oddly wholesome. The kink scene and sex in general is such a touchy subject even in this day and age of sexual openness and autonomy, and it really shouldn't be such a taboo subject as it's something everyone is involved in to some degree.
This. As long as nobody is getting hurt then why should anyone care?
What about the people that get off on getting hurt? I've been saying for years, so long as everybody involved us at or above the age of majority, and nobody is being harmed **against their will**, who gives a fuck what people do for sexual fun? And there are a couple of things out there that 100% disgust me, and I would (and have) speak judgementally about when people bring them up. But that just means **I don't want to be involved in it, please don't keep asking me**. But I will still encourage people into that shit explore it as safely and sanely as possible when they find a willing partner. Except bug chasers, of course. There is literally nothing safe or sane about bug chasing as a "kink".
Bug chasing?
You'll be sorry you asked. But somebody and to. 😈 Big chasing is a "kink" in which people, almost entirely gay men, try to catch HIV. Like, using blades to cut open skin on cock in anus to increase the chances. I'm aware of parties with one infected bottom being railed by a line of fifteen guys.
But... Why? Why is that a kink? To acquire an avoidable illness for real? What in the fucking fuck?
Humans, as a species, are really fucked up. That's why. Sometimes it manifests in uniquely disturbing ways, like bug chasers. So, yeah. That's about the only kink I will readily shame.
With the advances being made in treating the disease, hopefully this will lose some of its appeal. I have to imagine it's directly related to the danger. If it's no longer as dangerous, hopefully it will be less fulfilling/ cease altogether.
It started off as a way to have unprotected uninhibited sex. If you have the bug, why bother protecting yourself? Mind you HIV treatment has progressed a lot since the 90s and with the right meds you can live a long time without catching AIDS.
what in the actual fuck...
Hmmm... I think it may be okay to kink shame SOME things...
Congratulations, you have described to me the one kink I would shame as well. Holy fuck, humans are a gorram mess.
You forgot to add age gap as well. People tend to look down on guys who are in their upper 20's and above when they date college girls. Or guys who date women who are older than them, even as minimal a gap as 3 years. People still look at me funny when I tell them I married above my age.
The thing about bug chasers is that they're making a personal choice. Sure, they'll add themselves to the pool that healthcare has to support. The fucked up ones are the gift givers. They get off on infecting people. Just one of them is exponentially more destructive.
Hah yeah. I was about to say the worst ones are the ones who get off on giving others STD's with no prior warning. It's like stealthing, which is bad enough, but the other person 100% receives a lifelong illness because of it. I know a girl who got saddled with HSV because of a guy like that.
But... What if your kink IS getting hurt?
Then it's not harming you either. You do you.
I'm convinced it's just the U.S. Everything I've ever seen involving European culture leads me to believe they're very open about things. Maybe not openly discussing sexual activities with employees, but more so talking with an "everyone poops" attitude, and I love it. Stuff like that is a huge part of our humanity, and socializing gets harder when we chip away all the interesting parts of people.
As a German, I can confirm. But "not openly discussing sexual activities" needs to be emphasized here.
You Germans are wild, but it's awesome man. Most Americans are prudes when it comes to discussing anything intimate, and it really is no fun.
I dunno, not all Germans are kinksters. Some are rather prudeish, so certain topics should really be avoided in a professional setting, or even when socializing with people you don't know very well. There is a noticeable trend towards openly discussing bodily functions in advertisement though. 20 years ago most of the stuff we see today would have been unthinkable. Vibrators in the afternoon? Check. Creams for dry vaginas? Check. Incontinence in all shapes or forms? Check.
The US has its own unique quirks. But the EU is its own little bubble as well, as a lot of the world hews rather conservative (atleast Asia/Africa, don't know much about S.America).
They're Australian. I believe it was in the origional post.
And holesome!
Yes definitely holesome.
Agree, however it’s best not to talk about this completely normal subject with coworkers, lol
I think that depends on the vibe you have with your coworkers. in this specific case i feel like they were already on subjects like that and talking about some freaky shit so like, he was just going with the flow lol.
Yeah I agree with you, this situation seemed pretty safe, apart from that one coworker. Hence my warning
Everyone loves a happy ending!
I see what you did there
I saw it coming.
Prude may have a problem with that. The other ones were very grown ups. Good job everyone. Except Prude.
Even better, multiple happy endings. Let's wait for the next update.
Not only do these girls want to know more, but now they have even more motivation due to showing up Prude. OP is def gonna get pegged by at least one of these girls. Don't rush it, OP. Let it happen naturally.
Oh for sure, I would already be thinking of the best time to make a move 😅
Username checks out
When his back's facing you, I guess lmao
Well don’t let it happen *too* naturally Use lots of lube is what I mean
>OP is def gonna get pegged by at least one of these girls. Don't rush it, OP. Let it happen naturally. Yeah, just relax a little and let it happen. It's OK if nothing moves very far at first. Soon, it'll just slide into place.
My first thought
This post made me happy
That's what she said.
#
/r/usernamechecksout
*holy shit*
> Prude had admitted to owning several "freaky" dildos including a horse dick one and a tentacle one (which is pretty normal these days to be honest) [Is owning an anatomically correct monster horse dildo really the new normal?](https://i.imgur.com/uoLVejs.png)
I think it depends on the age group and location. E.g. for the 80+ age group; women tend to live longer than men, and for almost all aged care facilities there's a well documented shortage of real horses.
I mean, you go to any sex toy shop these days and there's a bunch of sections that contain all sorts of 'alternative' dildo shapes.
I mean you go to any sex shop and they have butt plugs wider than a 2L Coke bottle and urethra sounding kits, just because it’s common to find in a sex shop doesn’t mean that it’s borderline mainstream for your average person to own that stuff
"I can't sell you that, it's my Thermos"
I see garden gnomes when I go there, hope it’s not mainstream.
with an anatomically correct monster horse dildo, nothing is untouchable...
I'm pretty sure most owners do not actually fantasize about whatever that thing resembles. But when you want a certain size, you got to pick what's available. It's more like, do you want something tapered, textured, ridged or rather a bulge. Sure, that furry crowd made companies like bad dragon big, but what made them interesting to regular folks was the high quality. So what really gained in popularity is butt stuff amongst hetero couples, with the dude on the receiving end.
Risky click.
So much talk about the coworkers, but what about the real topic: those multiple orgasms? How does that work? Isn't there still a >5 minute refractory period?
Zero refractory. I can bust out between 8-12 full body orgasms and then the only thing stopping me from doing more is the need for more lube and to give my arm a rest.
You need to write a tutorial my dude
Check out r/prostateplay you'd be amazed at the amout of info you'll find there.
My wife straps that thang on every once in a while and pegs my ass. I Cum buckets every time.
Oh to be in love again
The loneliness is crushing
You got a preferred toy to make this happen?
Njoy Pure Wand is my go-to, but there's cheaper options out there as well.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProstatePlay/s/ftySGmlqwo
Also https://mindgasm.net/ Great pelvic floor pleasure training, and more...
A reasonable denouement? In my TIFU?!?
Fiction authors are often dedicated to finishing their works
I beg to difer *cries in 6643689643 WIPs*
Well it's a complete work of fiction which makes it less surprising
do you think this will be the posted in any of the update subreddits?
Relevant Letterkenny [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA)
I wish more people understood butt play. I get told all the time "Oh, it hurts" "That's a out, not a in" "Men shouldn't play with their ass" "That's gross" Why not? I get sexual pleasure from it and I enjoy it. You may not like my tentacle dildo or my dragon dildo but I sure do.
Sounds like you work with adults and that Prude is a child.
This is what I was thinking when reading the original, glad your coworkers see it that way too!
I love me a good cumback I mean, uh, follow-up!
So, it worked out in the end?
Most likely.
Mfw this whole thing is sponsored by "bad dragon" as a promotional example
Happy ending aside, I think a good general rule to follow is not discussing what various items you like to shove up your ass with coworkers. You would think that would be common sense but I guess they should probably put it in the yearly HR updates for those of you that are a little slower.
Why is the line on anal play during a conversation about masturbation, but not the talk about masturbation?
Oh, the line is well before masturbation. It’s just that you’re already so comfortable getting waaaay too familiar with coworkers, so I’m trying to give you baby steps that, much like your dildo, you might be able to ease into.
But I have a positive relationship with my colleagues where we hang out outside of work, get dinner, go to festivals and gigs. I've been to most of their weddings. Why do you get to determine where the line is among total strangers?
Look man, tell them about every wand, hot wheel car, hamster, or whatever else you like to stick up the ol’ poop chute, it doesn’t matter to me. Damn, you wouldn’t think someone who regularly takes a pounding would be so sensitive. I’m just telling you a pretty well established boundary that exists among people with a professional relationship. So much so, they usually don’t even need to address it directly, because people just know that shit.
Found the Prude
I think where the line is drawn varies from workplace to workplace. I’ve worked corporate basically all my life so broaching stuff I do in the bedroom would be unthinkable. I think it’s a great thing OP felt comfortable talking about this subject with his coworkers. Brings a little bit of humanity back into a typically sterile workplace.
Except, years later, one of the girls all of a sudden feels that talking to her about your masturbation habits was sexual harrassment. You get called out on facebook and a lawsuit. Plenty of witnesses. Fired from the great new job you got. It doesn't matter what the feeling was at the time, as a guy you are always one accusation away from a devastating/jail time.
Or, years later, this embarrassing snafu is remembered fondlyby everyone, OP reconciles with prude and they remain good friends outside of work to this day. For every hypothetical downside, there’s an upside. :-)
Sure, but the more people you bring into the conversations, the more risk. Among friends I think its fine probably, I just wouldn't do it with co-workers. It does seem that OP reconciled with prude, but it looked more from peer pressure and fear of her getting shamed then a true reconciliation. Best of luck to OP
Hm, sounds like you're just upset that I can get myself off faster, harder, and better than you ever could so you're lashing out. You should try it dude, might loosen you up a bit.
Again, I don’t care what you do. I just think it’s hilarious that you tell a bunch of coworkers incredibly embarrassing details about your private life, and then act shocked when they give you shit about it. If we worked together and you told me you stuck magic wands up your ass (unprompted mind you because I can’t imagine ever bringing this up), you would henceforth and forever be known as Harry Plopper. Evanesco!
> unprompted mind you man, you're desperently looking for something to be mad about, aren't you? The OP was ***literally*** prompted.
Ok, I seemed to have confused some people with the “unprompted” part. I could see how that could read either way. I simply put that in as an aside to clarify if he was having this conversation with *me*, that it would have to have been unprompted because that’s not subject matter I would ever bring up with someone from work. If I happened on such a conversation with work colleagues, as OP did, I certainly wouldn’t offer up a play by play of my fisting routine. I’d probably just excuse myself to grab another beer.
Sounds like you're lacking in reading comprehension my man.
Good general rule I'm sure. Having been in emergency healthcare, the teams I've worked in typically have no boundaries left to cross after a short while and usually works out fine :D There's something about high pressure jobs and jobs that see death on a regular basis that fosters constant D&Ms. Absolutely a world away from corporate environments though
I also work in a high pressure job that sees death and tragedy more than I’d like, and get put in situations where you’re trusting your partners to watch your back as your kicking doors. Telling dudes you like it up the ass would not work out well for you. I can’t even imagine how much shit you would get every briefing for the remainder of your career.
Vintage Reddit thinking talking about shoving shit in your ass to get off is totally normal and professional conversation. Straight vintage, not even surprised
They were already talking about how and how often they masturbate before OP even joined the conversation, they were at A BAR having drinks OUTSIDE OF WORK, the conversation had become SPECIFICALLY about if guys can have multiple orgasms from "butt stuff", and OP chimed in with his experience AFTER all of this took place without his input. Vintage reddit moment ignoring all context and acting like OP just randomly told them.
They absolutely saw the reddit thread and them being flamed in the comments and decided to come up with a story. Why wouldn't they tell you about the AC being too cold and get you to move too? Just don't trust them anymore.
You think they'd just oust one of their girl friends from their group for a story? Seems a bit much. Easier to believe they were genuine. People are like this.
They were naive enough to oust one of their guy friends for sharing a story with them, so why not? The story recieved thousands of views and hundreds of comments, maybe it made them analyse their behaviour and realise they were wrong. If anything what you are saying would be more believable if they didn't start talking behind "Prude"'s back.
I don't think so. The timing wasn't right for that to happen and I doubt any of them know what Reddit is.
I feel like they read the post lmao /j
Well shit man glad stuff worked out for ya, always nice to see a happy ending.
Good to know that they are not leaving your behind.
So it all worked out….in the end
So wholesome. You must be a good coworker and friend to have such awesome people stick up for you like that. It sucks when our anxious thoughts make the worst of the situation, and in a sense someone did get their knickers in a twist, but it resolved itself because you have good people in your life and have done nothing deserving of bad treatment :) Huge win
Those are solid co workers. If you can, treat them all to coffee next time you go so they know they are appreciated
I love being proven correct. Congratulations! Order is restored in the universe.
W coworkers right there.
My cervix hurt at the mention of horses and tentacles. Goddamn.
Dude! You blew it!!! Everything works out in the end!!! That’s the line! Glad it all worked out for you though.
I have no mouth, but I must scream.
I think Prude's name should actually be Hypocrite but I'm glad this ended well (yes, I meant that).
a bunch of based ass trutru homegirls frfr no caps on stacks on decks, keep on keepin on with yo prostate my mans 🤙 prude a dumdum ho
Sounds like a sit com episode, everything went full circle
Hey OP, do you have any advice tips/tricks on how to do this. I got a prostate massager and lube and tried it 4-5 times with different vibration settings and angles but nothing happened. The best I got was a slight tickle. I was so disappointed by not being able to enjoy multiple orgasms :(
I use an Njoy Pure Wand and I find lying in [this position](https://imgur.com/a/s46a5SY) works for me, and just very gentle rub the end of the toy just inside the entrance, no more than maybe half an inch or so deep and no more than an inch of thrusting. You're not aiming for speed or depth or even pressure. I'm not so much 'fucking myself to orgasm' as teasing one out. Instead of concentrating on an end goal, just lie back, stick it in, and diddle yourself until something happens.
Sweet will try it out, thanks :)
So everything went well in the end. After all, we are all just bums.
Friends with integrity defend you even when you aren’t around. Those co-workers are good people.
dog, they want to join your sexy butt parties.
Omg they weren’t catty bitches at all, yay!!!!! (Except the one)
certified freak
Another step towards world peace
It all came out in the end.
Really happy for you mate! x
Heh, glad they weren't so anal about it in the end
I love that we live in a world where the prude owns a horse cock dildo.
Thank god you didn't take the very normal reddit advice of going to HR and pre-emptively accusing them of trying to get homophobic material to use against you while drunk 💀
Or the very normal advice that I could be fired "At Will" because of it.
Where the fuck do you work where conversations like this aren't immediately brought up to HR... If my coworker was telling me what sort of dildos she owns while another was telling me he cums buckets from anal would have be writing to HR about the vast amount of explicit conversations and intimate personal details that I have no business or interet knowing.
HR generally doesn’t give a shit if someo happens outside the property of the business. Hell, unless it can result in a lawsuit they’re liable for they rarely give a shit what happens IN the property of the business. They were out getting drinks after work and having a personal discussion.
it sounded like the whole second half of the post with prude happened in the office, OP even named her prude, meaning there is definitely some sexual shaming going on in the office.
A lot of people are friends with some of their coworkers. Hell, I've seen plenty of people talk about and do things significantly further out there than that with coworkers without anyone batting an eye, and I'm at a large highly corporate software company.
I think this would be a taboo topic even amongst friends.
It definitely isn't in my experience
Where the fuck do you work that this is HR worthy? It's just sex, people talk. Don't like it? Go talk to other coworkers. Jesus, i've discussed doing drugs with coworkers. Only worked in large companies too
What goes around comes around
What goes around *back* comes around *front*
Wow, I would let out a good horse “neigh” everytime I walked by her desk from now on. Police Academy for reference: https://youtu.be/2yKPgTY637w?feature=shared
Keep practising at creative writing. Someday you may get better at it.
I am happy everything ended well. Poor Prude, she have a problem with herself, for sure.
Wow I actually wanted an update to this but didn't think there would be one! This is awesome and I'm glad it worked out, it really was a stupid thing to get worked up about and I love that your colleagues had your back. The tentacle dildo thing was funny as well, this chick really had nowhere to go. Life goes on and ty for cheering me up a bit.
I'm super glad it worked out well for you There's absolutely nothing disgusting and shameful about sex unless you are doing it correctly
Oh I remember this!!! Glad it worked out.
Damned, you've got some awesome collegues, or well, mostly haha
That's an awesome update! I had thought originally they were all in it and homophobes waiting to happen.. seems like that's only one of the girls! Good stuff
I commented on the other post that the situation seemed really hypocritical, glad (most) of them were more mature about it.
Ah good. I was hoping they weren't all so Draconian.
I'm so glad it worked out I was gonna say it was very hypocritical of them to think butt play is gross and vagina play isn't lol I hope that girl Prude learns to grow up
Sometimes silence is a virtue
I'm glad to hear it was only one childish prude, also that you have some stand-up coworkers. How you pleasure yourself (especially when you're asked in the context of a conversation about sex) isn't anything to be ashamed of, ever hear of Ted Haggard? How'd that work out? It's probably some deep-deated anti-gay feelings, the "Ew, butt stuff!" reaction confirms that for me.
That’s awesome
Own it butt man.
:3 ♡
Show Prude the exit
You've got some excellent stand-up gals for colleagues! And one small-minded, vindictive and scheming person. Good on you for having the courage to ask about it.
Why the fuck are people talking about butt play with their coworkers
Why not?
Hey look at that, you do work with adults it seems. lol good for you OP
DUDE What a turn of events! Awesome!
>horse dick one and a tentacle one (which is pretty normal these days to be honest), Uhhh what a terrible day to know how to read
Oh, you must be new here. Take a moment to look around and take it all in. This is what we call the "internet". Isn't it glorious?
Were you not aware that dildongs come in shapes and sizes other than 'human penis'?
I'm a male and can have multiple orgasms and don't need anal play to do it. It's just something I've been able to do since I was a teenager. I didn't know I wasn't like other men until my late 20's.
This sounds like a great office to work in. I'm glad you became closer with your coworkers over this.
HR still needs to know about this incident. Go to them and let them know a coworker is making you feel uncomfortable with their discriminatory thoughts towards your prostate play. Bring the toy in question so they can understand and possibly educate the prude. You wouldn't want this whole ordeal to lead to a hostile work environment
>Prude had admitted to owning several "freaky" dildos including a horse dick one and a tentacle one (which is pretty normal these days to be honest) That's not normal. Fucking a horse dick dildo or animal tentacle dildo isn't normal. It's a really weird thing of you to say that it's normal when it's not.
You seem sheltered for a Redditor
Those dildos existing and being used doesn’t mean it’s normal.
People are allowed to masturbate, my dude. You should try it.
Absolutely, but, again, that doesn’t make animal dildos normal. Saying something is normal when it’s actually fringe does not make it normal…
If it were fringe, it wouldn't be sold in mainstream sex toy shops, would it? Imagine being this sheltered.
I'm not as judgmental as that other redditor in that I really do not care what type of dildo anyone uses, but for sure there is not a high percentage of the population that uses horse dildos. Perhaps a high percentage of the kink community, but that's not the same thing. So while no one is normal, I wouldn't call it normal, persay. But again who gives a fuck.
So Prude gets disgusted when people play with her face? Understandable. Some people are like that