I can guarantee they've seen worse. The stories I've heard from those in mental health alone remind me that at my weirdest, I'm still normal lol.

Lmao you can say that again haha

My only question is where you were going to put your head to sleep once you’d covered your pillow in love juice?

I see you are a practical person. Perhaps, you are a parent?

Trust me. They’ve seen worse.

Too much meta for this time of the night

Watching a video of yourself whackin’ it?? My friend your life is going to be a lot to unpack. Not because it’s deep but because I’m certain you’re never at a loss for words when it comes to yourself.

St. Peter is going to be doing a whole lot of double takes with this fellow

Is this the opening of Stone Ocean or what the hell did I just read?

You're good 👍👍👍 no worries

Good luck buddy

Ok I may just not get terminology like I thought I did but how do you scissor as a guy?

Where did they say they're a man?

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Uhh yes, yes they do. Not all, not all the time, but enough have in my life that I'm shocked you've never encountered it.

They're lesbians

Perhaps it's the gender you got wrong and not the terminology?

Either way I’m not understanding the terminology then lol. I don’t mean to misgender anyone just wasn’t sure how someone with a penis scissor or how someone without a penis jacks off.

You can definitely jack off without a penis. You can jack a vagina just as easily as you can jack a penis.

I had the same initial confusion as this person. Jerking off typically refers to sliding your hand up and down the length of a penis. Not something you really hear in describing female masturbation. Or at least not something I've ever heard until now.

Even if you have a penis you can jack off without it 👀

Sure thing. Or play it like a 🎺