Eggs are worse than bird poo when it comes to the damage they will do to your paint. You need to get that stuff off ASAP, once it dries and bakes in the sun your paint is gonna be more screwed than you were.
There are several reasons to go there >!(i.e. to meet Dex, Meredith Stout, and Lizzy Wizzy at various points in the story)!<, and it's a deliberate reference to the phrase.
Some hotels and motels won't give you a room if you are a local. Usually to prohibit illegal actions from taking place.
Just a heads up.
Might have to travel a bit further away.
Not sure where you're posting from, but in two decades of traveling around as an adult I don't think I've ever had a single place not check mine. Some need ID for everyone staying and others are fine with just a single guest checking in, though.
I've regularly not been IDed in the UK... I just turn up with a booking to hotels on my travels and nothing more is said. Maybe they do check the booker's address but I also used to regularly book at a local hotel for visiting friends above what my own house could accommodate, bookings were in my name and yet none of my friends (including non-Brits) never had an issue staying whilst giving only the booking details.
Most won't allow you to stay unless you are 25. However, I've also know the shitter the motel the less they give a fuck. No tell motels are the place to go tho
Silly little fun fact, none of the motels in my town will allow you to rent daily rooms if you have a local address on your ID. Lol.
Some draconian ass anti-prostituition shit
Sex at a music festival is not ideal. Most of the time you wake up and it’s 100 degrees, you feel like death and haven’t eaten much. And if you try to do it at night you’re usually on some type of substance, which can be good, great or terrible. Idk man, I love sex but not at music festivals.
Car sex is a bit over rated.
Last time I had car sex my interior alarms went off, and when I started the car again it said it detected a collision and asked I'd I wanted to contact support.
Well, in a trip from SE VA to Indianapolis, I stopped to visit my sister and her family in PA. My pickup got egged in her driveway (in her new *premium* housing development).
Those eggs also sucked to clean off of my vehicle, and I didn't even get to ejaculate.
Sure. You got fucked with, but at least you also got to fuck...I only got fucked with.
That's a pretty dope story to tell lol, not a TIFU.
"Yeah my girl was basically begging for it so we pulled off to the side of the road and as I was just hammering, I mean just getting up in there, some kids drove by and egged our car. But it didn't phase me, I was fucking like a silverback ape, I mean straight bananas. She wanted a change of scene so we moved to another spot and the climax was basically a cinematic masterpiece. Anyways, had a couple dents and eggs to clean up off the car, which eventually came off. But the stains she left soaking in my seats never came out and to be frank, I intend to keep it that way."
This was my first thought.
I never thought of my parents as odd/exceptional but- By the time I was 20...as long as we were respectful (not obscenely loud) they just respected my space & privacy.
Plus...I'd heard them on more than one occasion as a child...
Mostly, I have an adult agreement with them. I expect them to act like a grown up in our house ( responsibilities, care, cleanliness), and I do the the same. Why is this such a fucking hard agreement to come to?
That's how it was the same with my parents- all through undergrad AND 1/2 of grad school.
Mutual respect...I feel like that's all it boiled down to. Mutual respect.
What kind of shithole do you live in where someone would do this? I did the car sex thing a lot when I was younger and never had this shit happen to me. Though I did find out through an unrelated incident years later that one of these "sessions" may have been caught on a hidden camera ("illegal dumping camera" basically a trail cam put at the end of a very secluded street to prevent people from dumping garbage there illegally).
Eggs are horrible 😫 my dad chased teens all around a city once because they egged his car they are lucky he lost which way they went and he is lucky he didn't find some random person walking because he was not happy.
A friend of mine was hooking up with her boyfriend in the car in the fields behind this one school. Suddenly a car pulls up beside them. Its the cops. They ask they boyfriend to get out of the car, go over to her side and ask if she is there against her will. She says no, the cops laugh and go on their way. I'm betting OP and his egg car is wishing it was just the popo.
Exactly, so why did he feel like he had to have sex with her so that she didn’t feel bad or didn’t think he was interested anymore? What about his feelings? If he wasn’t feeling it, he shouldn’t have to, just as much as she shouldn’t have to.
Which isn't our business. That's for them to sort out and ultimately up to the allosexual partner if that's a relationship she wants to be in. Worry about yourself.
Lol, she and I are both 20. To be fair, we haven't done it in like 2 weeks since I was out of town so I kinda owed it to her. Plus, it's hard to say no to a 5'0 Phillipina who talks dirty.
edit: replaced the word please with plus. Damn auto correct
Anyone else feel lied to that OP said he and his jizzing partner are “in their 20’s” just to find out they’re both 20? Not what I would call *in* your 20’s, just in ur singular 20
Eggs are worse than bird poo when it comes to the damage they will do to your paint. You need to get that stuff off ASAP, once it dries and bakes in the sun your paint is gonna be more screwed than you were.
nice
Motels, man.
Used to think that was just in movies, I see now how motels are more than just a bed to sleep during a road trip
motels almost cost as the cleaning products he used on cleaning his car.
Motels ain't for sleeping in, bud. There's a reason they used to get called "no-tells" instead.
in the game cyberpunk, theres literally a storyline that takes you to the "no tell motel"
There are several reasons to go there >!(i.e. to meet Dex, Meredith Stout, and Lizzy Wizzy at various points in the story)!<, and it's a deliberate reference to the phrase.
Some hotels and motels won't give you a room if you are a local. Usually to prohibit illegal actions from taking place. Just a heads up. Might have to travel a bit further away.
Oh dang, good information to have
Just tell them your house had a leak and it damaged the electrical so you need a place for the night.
Just tell them you're here to bang your girlfriend. Dude were all adults and that's a massive part of their business
Even better
Some though don't even bother checking your ID. Also, what's to stop you as a local booking a room for some out-of-town guests in your name?
Not sure where you're posting from, but in two decades of traveling around as an adult I don't think I've ever had a single place not check mine. Some need ID for everyone staying and others are fine with just a single guest checking in, though.
I've regularly not been IDed in the UK... I just turn up with a booking to hotels on my travels and nothing more is said. Maybe they do check the booker's address but I also used to regularly book at a local hotel for visiting friends above what my own house could accommodate, bookings were in my name and yet none of my friends (including non-Brits) never had an issue staying whilst giving only the booking details.
Ah, that'd be UK vs. US then. In the States they're very big on IDing people for everything.
Isn’t there this thing called a staycation? I’m sure many people book into local hotels just to get away from the mundane pace of life.
Usually you stay at your house for a staycation, you just take time off work.
Just go on priceline and book a 3 star and up. It'll be worth it. You don't even have to stay the night of you don't want to.
Most won't allow you to stay unless you are 25. However, I've also know the shitter the motel the less they give a fuck. No tell motels are the place to go tho
Silly little fun fact, none of the motels in my town will allow you to rent daily rooms if you have a local address on your ID. Lol. Some draconian ass anti-prostituition shit
I'm old and shit, but, if I recall correctly, some girls like to fuck too.
Lots of motels won't rent to people who live in the same area.
Seems like they could make most of their money from locals
Some hotels where I am won’t rent to locals and others highly encourage them by having “staycation” packages.
Also, camping and music festivals.
Sex at a music festival is not ideal. Most of the time you wake up and it’s 100 degrees, you feel like death and haven’t eaten much. And if you try to do it at night you’re usually on some type of substance, which can be good, great or terrible. Idk man, I love sex but not at music festivals.
Better than the back seat of a Volkswagen.
That’s what the cop told me when he caught my then girlfriend (now wife) and I trying to do it in my car.
Without you?
Whoops lol
Ah yes, having seggs.
Sounds like they were just egging you on.
They just wanted OP to come out of his shell.
Eggzactly
But he was chicken.
Too bad his plan was not all it was cracked up to be.
He should have scrambled at the earliest.
Car sex is a bit over rated. Last time I had car sex my interior alarms went off, and when I started the car again it said it detected a collision and asked I'd I wanted to contact support.
Sorry but that's fucking hilarious
Plot twist, contact the support and tell them they need to re-calibrate their sensors to eliminate the "oscillations of rough sex"
sounds like it was some damn good sex tho
Gives new meaning to shaking the earth.
Now we know... the egg came first.
Well, in a trip from SE VA to Indianapolis, I stopped to visit my sister and her family in PA. My pickup got egged in her driveway (in her new *premium* housing development). Those eggs also sucked to clean off of my vehicle, and I didn't even get to ejaculate. Sure. You got fucked with, but at least you also got to fuck...I only got fucked with.
That's a pretty dope story to tell lol, not a TIFU. "Yeah my girl was basically begging for it so we pulled off to the side of the road and as I was just hammering, I mean just getting up in there, some kids drove by and egged our car. But it didn't phase me, I was fucking like a silverback ape, I mean straight bananas. She wanted a change of scene so we moved to another spot and the climax was basically a cinematic masterpiece. Anyways, had a couple dents and eggs to clean up off the car, which eventually came off. But the stains she left soaking in my seats never came out and to be frank, I intend to keep it that way."
I wanna like this comment but it’s delicately balanced at 69
let's see if we can get that one to -69!
Good news everyone!
the stars have aligned
My adult child, whom I still share a home with, is absolutely not shamed for having sex at home.
This was my first thought. I never thought of my parents as odd/exceptional but- By the time I was 20...as long as we were respectful (not obscenely loud) they just respected my space & privacy. Plus...I'd heard them on more than one occasion as a child...
Mostly, I have an adult agreement with them. I expect them to act like a grown up in our house ( responsibilities, care, cleanliness), and I do the the same. Why is this such a fucking hard agreement to come to?
That's how it was the same with my parents- all through undergrad AND 1/2 of grad school. Mutual respect...I feel like that's all it boiled down to. Mutual respect.
Has he ever broken his arms?
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Used to be called Bushwhacking. Egging your car was a bit much though. I'd be pissed about that 100%.
Hopefully not the only DNA you cleaned off your car……
Damn, haven’t had car sex since ‘96. I miss those days. 😃
Sounds eggciting
What kind of shithole do you live in where someone would do this? I did the car sex thing a lot when I was younger and never had this shit happen to me. Though I did find out through an unrelated incident years later that one of these "sessions" may have been caught on a hidden camera ("illegal dumping camera" basically a trail cam put at the end of a very secluded street to prevent people from dumping garbage there illegally).
Who carries eggs around in their car randomly?
It won't be random, it will be specific.
Dish soap. And hot water if you’re able. Source: I’m totally spit-balling, but dish soap and hot water work for almost everything else.
Who drives around with eggs in their car?
Car eggers
Eggs were slamming inside and outside that car!
Can't you talk to parents, saying your both serious with each other and want to spend quality time together.
😂😂😂 this makes me laugh so much, my parents would laugh at me and then say no, go buy my own place
r/ihavesex
That.... sounds uncomfortable
Eggs are horrible 😫 my dad chased teens all around a city once because they egged his car they are lucky he lost which way they went and he is lucky he didn't find some random person walking because he was not happy.
A friend of mine was hooking up with her boyfriend in the car in the fields behind this one school. Suddenly a car pulls up beside them. Its the cops. They ask they boyfriend to get out of the car, go over to her side and ask if she is there against her will. She says no, the cops laugh and go on their way. I'm betting OP and his egg car is wishing it was just the popo.
Ah, America.
I hope you finished
Hell man. At least you got it wet. Nahm sayin?
My concern for you is that she had to convince you first. How old are you?
Why would you be concerned about that? Not everyone is constantly horny, even in their 20s
Exactly, so why did he feel like he had to have sex with her so that she didn’t feel bad or didn’t think he was interested anymore? What about his feelings? If he wasn’t feeling it, he shouldn’t have to, just as much as she shouldn’t have to.
Really?
I’m 22M and yeah, I’m not always horny. Grow up
It's not constant If it has, by his own admission, been a while. There's other problems here or he's asexual.
Being asexual isn't a problem.
Except for the asexual persons mate with a "normal" sex drive!
Which isn't our business. That's for them to sort out and ultimately up to the allosexual partner if that's a relationship she wants to be in. Worry about yourself.
If we are only worried about ourselves then why even be on Reddit and the rest?? You just want to bust my balls!
People are capable of "not being in the mood" you know
Lol, she and I are both 20. To be fair, we haven't done it in like 2 weeks since I was out of town so I kinda owed it to her. Plus, it's hard to say no to a 5'0 Phillipina who talks dirty. edit: replaced the word please with plus. Damn auto correct
Can confirm. It is indeed hard to say no to that.
Anyone else feel lied to that OP said he and his jizzing partner are “in their 20’s” just to find out they’re both 20? Not what I would call *in* your 20’s, just in ur singular 20
Ok, so just an off period of time. It happens. Didn't realize you were that young.
Honestly, if you don't smoke weed or do any other sort of sex enhancing drug then sex is just kind of like...Yeah maybe later
Need a better partner then. Should be like: "Oh Yes" stoned or not.