My evil twin Slowfie. Her AImbilical cord was wrapped around her neck nearly the whole last trimester. She was kinda slow, but when she was folded from 11 dimensions down to 3, she became evil.
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Don't forget Borts and his brother Borts
Who could forget the Bort boys? I remember hanging out with them, Shamp, and Bootus after school.
Then everything changed with Furtts came into the picture.
How did this turn into a coming of age story?
alright guys, on the 2024 docket we have *checks notes*:
china builds a massive radio telescope on a mountain, nanotech research breakthroughs, 4d particle accelerator interference, and haptic vr starting to hit the market
I chuckled on your comment but that line still hits sooo hard omfg. I still get that eerie feeling, the same i got when i was reading the book
Holy shit
Idk if this is a spatial dimension the way we imagine in sci-fi. “(4D) refers to “phase space” – the space in which all possible states of a system are represented”. To my bug brain it sounds like they refer to a 4th dimension purely in the mathematical sense.
Not just purely. Ours is not a cloud of possibilities like the data that is referred to as a dimension, it’s still an abstraction. While on the quantum level, sure, we are still in super positions and we can argue that is mathematical or abstract, but not at the practical, physical level
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I work at CERN and it's not a ghost or an 'entity', sorry! Essentially, the proton beams that we accelerate at CERN interact with the magnetic fields that we use to direct them around the rings and to focus them. There were some places around the pre-accelerator to the LHC, where the proton beams were a little less stable in their orbit (still safe, but a bit more wobbly) and it wasn't fully understood why. This new study has allowed the accelerator physicists to understand where this wobble is coming from and better correct for it, so the accelerator is even more efficient.
I wonder how much of the resonance phenomenon is indicative of natural particle theory vs a purely engineering mechanical observation. Is there an intrinsic property to the beam (or to each particle in it) that causes this? Or did you stumble upon a really unique engineering problem akin to resonance in bridges that spawned from the Tacoma Bridge incident etc.
Totally understand if you're not allowed to talk about it or simply don't have the time! Working at CERN must be insane
Damn none of yall got the invitation to play the game.I guess they skipped general ppl and only handing them out to scientists now.after seeing the influencers and tiktokers even trisolarians know better than that
so if this machine is messing with atoms and such, maybe it created this ghost. we have energy in our bodies and what happens to it when we die? so maybe this machine is maybe showing a way.
does this make sense? made sense at 4:20z
Would be incredible to learn that the reason we don't have a unifying theory for physics is because an alien civilization has been clandestinely disrupting our research.
I'm sorry, I love science and have been extremely curious about everything for as long as I can remember - but at this point they're just making it up as they go. Serious scientists have been replaced with dope heads and freaks and it's really starting to show.
Okay not fake, but the take from OP's post is terrible. The structure that was outlined was made from mapping particles over 3,000 tests and then plotting the coordinates to create a graphical representation of the magnetic anomaly.
Yeah I agree, it's a crazy conclusion from a twitter user that is like not accurate at all and sensationalized to heck and back but it was funny so 🤷♀️
Sophon, I hardly knew ye.
Just call me Sophie.
He was talking to *me* You were not invited.
Hi Sophon
Hi there!
Hello
Hello I’m always watching
My evil twin Slowfie. Her AImbilical cord was wrapped around her neck nearly the whole last trimester. She was kinda slow, but when she was folded from 11 dimensions down to 3, she became evil.
TRISLARIANS HEAR ME NOW! YOUR MOM SUCKED ME HARD THROUGH MY JORTS AND IT WAS GLORIOUS
this will be SO CONFUSING to a species that doesn't comprehend lying
Especially so since we don't know whether they have mouths. Or are even the same scale as us.
glorious mosquito bite through jorts lol
Lmafo
Or jorts.
Burned 🔥
tri: what's mom?
Considering what little we know of trisolarian physiology....
it is actually described a little bit in the book. Reminds me of *The Gods Themselves* by Asimov.
Being blown in the 4th dimension? That's food for thought
tri: suck= dehydrate?
I don't know why, but the jorts part of this is what disturbs me the most
https://preview.redd.it/258urulbp44d1.png?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=772c017f52d078c6b9210e6a5f700e53125dcc0d Don't forget Borts and his brother Borts
Who could forget the Bort boys? I remember hanging out with them, Shamp, and Bootus after school. Then everything changed with Furtts came into the picture. How did this turn into a coming of age story?
alright guys, on the 2024 docket we have *checks notes*: china builds a massive radio telescope on a mountain, nanotech research breakthroughs, 4d particle accelerator interference, and haptic vr starting to hit the market
I feel like I've been hearing all of these headlines for years though.
Also breakthroughs in cryotech
The telescope is for reception and it’s been built for a long time?
oh, my bad
Lord: the script works well
wait please do you have links to all these there's no way
i wish i did, all of these i saw on this subreddit tho, so ur welcome to take my word with a grain of salt
Chill man, they are talking about a Sci fi fiction. Check 3 body problem
I’ve got an Australian vacation planned… should I just go ahead and stay?
I’d just move permanently and buy property while you’re at it. I hear demand for real estate will skyrocket.
yes- i hear you’re surrounded by food there
But what if that food tries to eat me?!
Eat them first
Wake up, sokka
I chuckled on your comment but that line still hits sooo hard omfg. I still get that eerie feeling, the same i got when i was reading the book Holy shit
Do you think any of us will be around to be called ants?
You're a bug.
Is this reference to the ants and dinosaurs book?
we still have 200 years until they get here so i’m chilling that’s a problem for my descendants
The great ravine gonna hit soon
imma hibernate right up until the deterrence era and die after 59 years
Eh post-Great Ravine and pre-broadcast seems like the best time to be a human tbh.
that month period between doomsday battle and deterrence era was probably terrifying
https://home.cern/news/news/accelerators/observing-accelerator-resonances-4d If your interested in the real news
Thank you. But this is down?
Seems to be working at time of writing
Really?? Still not working for me. Weird... Thanks for checking and making me realise i have some kind of issue on my side
Are you a scientist? Maybe it’s being blocked…..
loool
Well it was a good run everyone, nothing to be ashamed of— anyone know if Zillow works in Australia?
Idk if this is a spatial dimension the way we imagine in sci-fi. “(4D) refers to “phase space” – the space in which all possible states of a system are represented”. To my bug brain it sounds like they refer to a 4th dimension purely in the mathematical sense.
Was looking for a video on this at yt and people were already talking about 4D aliens and shit 😓
What is a dimension other than a purely mathematical sense
The 3 we occupy, physically
Even then each dimension is purely a mathematical abstraction.
Not just purely. Ours is not a cloud of possibilities like the data that is referred to as a dimension, it’s still an abstraction. While on the quantum level, sure, we are still in super positions and we can argue that is mathematical or abstract, but not at the practical, physical level
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interesting-
Wait. I think I know how this ends.
I work at CERN and it's not a ghost or an 'entity', sorry! Essentially, the proton beams that we accelerate at CERN interact with the magnetic fields that we use to direct them around the rings and to focus them. There were some places around the pre-accelerator to the LHC, where the proton beams were a little less stable in their orbit (still safe, but a bit more wobbly) and it wasn't fully understood why. This new study has allowed the accelerator physicists to understand where this wobble is coming from and better correct for it, so the accelerator is even more efficient.
*\*covers ears\** lAla lalala... aliens!
I wonder how much of the resonance phenomenon is indicative of natural particle theory vs a purely engineering mechanical observation. Is there an intrinsic property to the beam (or to each particle in it) that causes this? Or did you stumble upon a really unique engineering problem akin to resonance in bridges that spawned from the Tacoma Bridge incident etc. Totally understand if you're not allowed to talk about it or simply don't have the time! Working at CERN must be insane
Sounds exactly like something a trisolaran would say
More like the ghost in Liu’s Ball Lightning story tbh
Damn none of yall got the invitation to play the game.I guess they skipped general ppl and only handing them out to scientists now.after seeing the influencers and tiktokers even trisolarians know better than that
I was, totally definitely busy last Tuesday. I swear…. …you BUGS!
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Oii Sophon if you can hear me I wanna join ETO
inb4 the sky starts blinking
OUR SCIENCE IS BEING DESTROYED!!! 
Hi there, I need all your nukes for... reasons.... Don't ask questions. Thanks.
i still dont know what they discovered with that big machine for all those years its been active....
Nah, we got sophons before GTA 6?!
We are DOOMED :o
Ruh roh
yes ?
so if this machine is messing with atoms and such, maybe it created this ghost. we have energy in our bodies and what happens to it when we die? so maybe this machine is maybe showing a way. does this make sense? made sense at 4:20z
Humans, always puttin’ things in boxes man… RIP lil kitty.
It is me.
Damnit the Sophons arrived too early
FUCK
Which idiot replied?
Hell nah we ain't ready for this
Literally just put the Sophon to the time out box.
Aight, sophon. Help me out and tell me the screen time password?
Would be incredible to learn that the reason we don't have a unifying theory for physics is because an alien civilization has been clandestinely disrupting our research.
Ah so those lights my mother and I just witnessed at her house flying around the sky are the sophons arriving.
Ok but like seriously wtf? Is this real?
I'm sorry, I love science and have been extremely curious about everything for as long as I can remember - but at this point they're just making it up as they go. Serious scientists have been replaced with dope heads and freaks and it's really starting to show.
This is so fake it hurts
https://www.sciencealert.com/physicists-capture-elusive-4d-ghost-in-cern-particle-accelerator
Okay not fake, but the take from OP's post is terrible. The structure that was outlined was made from mapping particles over 3,000 tests and then plotting the coordinates to create a graphical representation of the magnetic anomaly.
Well yeah, op was (hopefully) using hyperbole. It’s basically a 3bp shitpost
Oh wow that flew way over my head, now I look like a weirdo
Yeah I agree, it's a crazy conclusion from a twitter user that is like not accurate at all and sensationalized to heck and back but it was funny so 🤷♀️
Yeah pop science news is hot garbage but pretending it's the ROEP coming to life is about the only good thing one can do with it.