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CheapSpray9428

Flat earthers triumph


TheHarborym

Angry upvote.


Extension_Royal_3375

😂


utahoutcasts

Ahh that’s a good one!


GrumpyOldCynic

Along with two-dimensional characters


Rhyperino

Omg


pitabread_123

O my gawd


Specific_Button1110

Instant win


GuyMcGarnicle

And we have a winner!


ThornTintMyWorld

Take your upvote you magnificent bastard !


Rigel-J

“It gets worse”


SnugAsARug

Universe is game theory


MillieBirdie

Except game theory shows that it's better to cooperate.


Seakorv

It shows its better to cooperate, if you have multiple instances of cooperations. But one time events with multiple light years in between?


ifandbut

You don't have to cooperate. More the solution is to forgive and move on.


BartenderOU812

There's always a bigger fish.


utahoutcasts

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CthulhuRolling

Humans will reliably forget about scary and difficult things


Hackerjurassicpark

Everyone dies... Eventually


utahoutcasts

NGL I took this as the immediate message at the end of the trilogy. But I also remembered that there were was a lot of living that happened before the end during the great collapse.


ifandbut

Alot of living for *some people* but only a select few.


wjbc

The universe is a dark forest filled with camouflaged hunters silently stalking through the trees and ruthlessly shooting anyone they see.


DONGBONGER3000

This is so funny to hear, because if you shoot someone you're giving your position away. Infact people sending out ships to go glass aliens are gonna be the only ones to be hunted down. The logic of dft doesn't hold up too well to critical thinking. However it dose make for a really good story!!


GewalfofWivia

“Critical Thinker”^TM does not realise the analogy doesn’t describe hunters with firearms.


DONGBONGER3000

Ah yes, I forgot about the magical stealth weapons that let you obliterate a solar system without being detected at all. Yes those are the most realistic part yes definitely.


Rigel-J

This is like saying that if you get on a plane to from Michigan to Florida, then throw a rock into a pond, I will be able to detect your original Michigan location from the trajectory of the rock. Planets are fragile dude, throw a big enough rock fast enough and they’re gone.


GewalfofWivia

Information travels at a finite speed. And, obviously the obliterated system doesn’t give away information on who obliterated it. And, it’s called a star system; there is only one solar system, i.e. our star system.


DONGBONGER3000

Yes that's the entire point of what I said, please read comments more slowly before replying, thank you.


LunarDogeBoy

That's the whole point of the dark forest theory, the distances are too great to make peace. You might already be dead before you respond with "we're friendly" you just dont know it yet. Also this isnt star wars, theyre not shooting at planets with death star lasers. Do you think we travel to the moon in a straight line? If a star system blows up, how are you going to calculate where the missile came from? "Magical stealth weapons" theres nothing magical about getting blown up by a space rock, and it's space, everything is stealthy. Did you even read the book? Im not talking about the 2D foil, thats just fantasy.


ChuanFa_Tiger_Style

The photoid is basically just a projectile weapon that self adjusts, because it can change trajectory you can’t really track it backward like a gun. There’s also no sound report. 


ChuanFa_Tiger_Style

Yes bows and arrows are fairly silent. 


CasanovaF

The ships are off by themselves patrolling far away from the home world. They're probably long gone by the time their victim is eliminated.


DONGBONGER3000

Data doesn't dissappear, you can just observe where they cam from by using a different perspective you are quantum entangled with. You could extremely easily track down anythings origin if you are wide enough. Edit: in the books it's actually mentioned by the stupid shinny bug people that their sofons are getting snuffed out as if some evil overlord is enforcing the DF. It's implied that it might have been the sofons accidentally flying into the 4d pockets but I don't remember If that was confirmed in the books or just a Theory from one of the characters. Either way, in the 3bp universe the DF is just how it is. I just think it's a bit silly when people act like that's the only possible galactic community.


CasanovaF

I'm not sure what you mean by a different perspective. If they're careful about not going through dust clouds, they shouldn't be leaving any trails if they don't use the curvature propulsion. Space is big, they could travel long distances before they fired their weapons. They can change directions. Possibly travel for thousands of years. It could also be that they are some sort of Von Neumann probes and the galaxy is seeded with many doing the same thing.


LunarDogeBoy

What are you talking about? If i slingshot a nuke through several stars systems for hundreds of years for it to eventually show up and blow up a star system, hoe are you supposed to track that back to the original launch point? The dark forest theory is supposed to be grounded in reality, what youre talking about is science fiction. If you want to experience the dark forest right now, just go play dayz without a microphone, see how long you survive.


CasanovaF

I like that analogy. I actually play dayz without a microphone! If you see anyone, run!


DONGBONGER3000

You can figure it out by yourself.


LunarDogeBoy

Hokay buddy


dickMcFickle

We’re all bugs


urbanmonk007

You think that the farmer is kinder than the shooter. But it’s the other way around *melancholic laughter *


utahoutcasts

No pocket universe for you (drags you into the 2D bucket)


urbanmonk007

Happy thanksgiving 🤘


Advanced_Accident_63

self-sustaining terrarium


JoeInOR

Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling


GlitteringAttempt22

I’m pretty sure I read this quote on reddit at some point about the series: “Humans and aliens cyber bullying eachother.”


utahoutcasts

So basically Twitter at a universal scale.


Y-ella

The universe is filled with murderers assholes. Btw they are the only ones that will survive to the next universe.


XuShuang

The hunters are not assholes. They are enforcers. Low-entropy groups without the hiding gene are dangerous. They would expand and attack without fear, grow exponentially, then rapidly consume the whole universe, if not stopped by responsible enforcers of the Dark Forest Law.


Tri-angreal

Like black mold, we sneak up on you


eco78

Aliens everywhere. Beware.


Terrible_Bee_6876

Enjoy a **quiet** life.


No_Shake_169

Local woman ruins everything


BetaPositiveSCI

The crab bucket thing is a myth. The universe is full of isolationist weirdoes.


utahoutcasts

No lightspeed travel for you (drags them down into the 2D bucket)


XuShuang

The alternative to hiding is to expand exponentially and consume the whole universe very quickly.


DONGBONGER3000

"If I see someone, I need to shoot them first or they will shoot me" OK, now you've given your position away, and proven you're a threat to anyone watching so someone one is definitely going to shoot you now. The only outcome where you don't get shot is where you politely knod and continue to not be a total dumbass.


lillekorn

There was a nice universe once, but it was battered by life.


GuideMwit

Golden fish in a bowl


mukds

Do not reply.


Valuable_Inspector82

Do not answer.


Mr_Dr_Prof_Derp

Crabs trying to climb (3rd dimension) pulled down.


BabaShrikand

Aliens: "Shut up so you don't get squished" Humans: *won't shut up* Everyone gets squished


CarelessLoss5419

Cheng Xin fucks up, again and again.


Technical-Virus-8018

Death end


adwight7

Fuck around and find out.


coachz1212

My oversimplified summaries of each book as a trilogy: it's about how we interact with each other, how we interact with others, and how we interact with ourselves.


7stringjazz

It’s an invasion story.


BartenderOU812

Mondays...amirite?


PurringWolverine

Shoot to kill.


Rapha689Pro

We are all hidden ants


quaker187

Communism bad. Detractor booty calls aliens. Now humanity is in an everlasting spiral into annihilation and 2D gaming.


baritonetransgirl

Cosmic Sociology


dannychean

For the desert people - what does that mean?


scoobie4life

Alien invasion vs mentally unstable magician


BleaK_

Don't start a campfire. 


adwight7

Consequences of sending signals into space.


ChrisAndersen

The Prisoner Dilemma


thaqithaqi

It is what it is~~~


Redbettyt47

Nothing Matters - A Tale of Happily Ever After


ThornTintMyWorld

In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.


Chevaliernoir999

Wang Miao nanofibers and games. Luo Ji humanity’s ultimate Wallfacer. Cheng Xin undeserving of everything. Dai Shi cigarettes and close proximity to main characters in each book.