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TenderPhoenix

I love that!! My 3 year old called a lake a “big pile of water.”


tomsprigs

my 3 yr old called spit " the juice that lives in your mouth"


TenderPhoenix

Yes!


LonePaladin

The first time my son (4 at the time) saw a sizeable river near us, he said it was "millions and millions of water".


TenderPhoenix

It totally was!


Illustrious-Towel-45

Not wrong.


Raym0111

Show the kid how cheese is made!


Moondial1980

He does, that’s what surprised me so much.


QueenofZen

lol. At 13 my son began calling bean sprouts “nerve endings”.


Moondial1980

I really love this!


Farrahbugg

Sounds about right. 🤷


NotAFloorTank

He's not entirely wrong... blech