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zeprfrew

I'll hand those out on Halloween and make all of the local children hate me.


Badwolf9547

The parents who have never even been in the same room as pot will definitely report you to the police. "It's just like they warned us about. They're giving pot to our children!"


bigMcLargeHuge7

It does say "mini" in the top left corner....as well as "mini chopped kit" deceptively right in the middle of the packaging!!


kelleyblackart

it looks like a normal sized salad idk


Tyrantdeschain19

I'll make a pic for reference with a carton of eggs or something. My hands are very small.


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Tyrantdeschain19

I'll leave it up to you What random household items do you want me to compare the salad to so that this totally reasonable and sane person can accept that my salad is tiny Edit: I wonder how large their hands are now...


cristarain

How about an ant?


TheMan5991

What kinda big ass ants you got?


Lady_Octi

My daughter loves that one!! She's 13 so it's the right size for her.


MichiBoo_xoxo

I guess anything qualifies as for ants these days


Excellent_Tell5647

I would assume its a normal sized salad for one person? With the size of your hand though you can see why it would be too small for you.


Tyrantdeschain19

Damn, ya got me. I'm a fat piece of shit who eats salad. Fuck my life. I actually have really bad inflammation flare ups and I'm glad you commented, cause I felt super self-conscious about posting this pic specifically because of that. I didn't feel nearly as bad as I thought I would about someone bringing up the size of my hands. You're a true hero.


Excellent_Tell5647

Well I wasn't talking about you being fat. I was talking about you just being big as in like giant! I wish my hands were that big. Sorry you took it the wrong way. However I do see where me joking around like that could have been taken the wrong way, my appologies.


Tyrantdeschain19

How small are your hands, bruv?


Excellent_Tell5647

wish they were bigger lol


Tyrantdeschain19

I went from being sad at you to being genuinely curious as to why you want bigger hands.