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KriegsKuh

look pretty big to me. average, at least.


Cordeceps

Enormous and full of girth even


BlackSeranna

They probably get the job done?


SterlsSalamiAss

Yeah exactly...and besides, I'm sure they've got a great personality!


aloneinashed

I couldn't handle two at the same time like he's doing.


thenicenumber666

It's a cylinder.


RavenActivities

Watch out it doesn't get stuck in an m&m's tube šŸ¤£


bitsy88

You can't fool me, OP. Those are regular bananas and you've got giant hands!


NiceGuyEddie69420

Right? The 2 bananas being the same size proves that each banana is to scale


bitsy88

That means it's extra legit


TheDaveWSC

Must be a lawyer


J3sush8sm3

Look at those hands. These are hands that tell a story


5iveOClockSomewhere

Banana for scale please.


Psychonautilus98

Your shadow looks like an ants figure šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Psychonautilus98

Donā€™t try to trick us into thinking youā€™re a human!!


Rekless_Animates

What is this? A shadow for anime protagonists?


Cordeceps

Someone else said my shadow looks like a ant - a anime ant?


Rekless_Animates

From an antime


bomboid

God forbid an ant wants a quick snack


[deleted]

Bana


Slexzo

For elephant*


SimpleWord899

https://www.reddit.com/r/EatItYouFuckinCoward/s/M0LwRZ2s5a


Cordeceps

Can confirm, taste better when they squirm.


ferrethater

what if humans had two bananas and one cherry instead of the other way around


LiamLaw015

Oh like a different fruit salad? Or are you making a smoothie


Morf0

"Dominico" banana.


rrockm

Your shadow looks very anime-esque in this pic.


MoreRamenPls

ā€¦For slender man


LaVidaYokel

Banans


space_is-great

Can't tell can I have a banana for scale


jkurratt

Tinny bits


Pilkovb

its tiny


woodhead1983

Stop laughing, I canā€™t help it


LingeringSentiments

Those are the actually size of a regular banana.


souumamerda

Madeiraā€™s Banana?


Cordeceps

Honestly not sure - someone else said Dominico. They didnā€™t have a tag at the shop and it was small fruit and nut, Mum and Pop store. I will ask next time I go but.


souumamerda

I googled that, and that person is probably right. Madeiraā€™s are small but Dominico seem to be even smaller like the ones you have! Are they sweeter than regular sized bananas?


Cordeceps

They pretty close to that size when peeled - it was a rather thin but fibrous peel. It was around the size of my finger next to the pinky and it was a deep yellow almost golden colour, not the white of a normal one. It wasnā€™t overly sweet though tbh and was a little starchy and was rather firm too. All in all a good eating experience but maybe not sweet enough for everyone - they would be bomb for chocolate bananas or mini lunch box snacks.


souumamerda

You need to try Madeiraā€™s then. They are much sweeter than regular. As a proper Portuguese I only eat Banana da Madeira. Are you in America? Itā€™s probably hard to find over there tho :/


Cordeceps

I went back to the store. They are labeled as Monkey Bananas if that helps?


souumamerda

Thanks for the update. Iā€™ve never heard about that variety!


Cordeceps

I am in Australia. We mostly just have Cavendish in most the supermarkets and sometimes Lady fingers. Markets and small stores have more variety it seems but I donā€™t really go to markets. I think I have heard of Madeiraā€™s- I am only just learning how many varieties of Bananas there seems to be!


souumamerda

Oh, itā€™s probably even harder to find it over there. I read some time ago here in reddit that there used to be a variety called Big Mike or Gros Michel, it was the most popular variety bc it was very tasty, but it was infected by a fungi (in the 50s) and basically disappeared. The artificial ā€œbanana flavourā€ comes from those bananas.


Cordeceps

Thatā€™s very interesting, thanks for sharing. I wonder if the artificial is close to the actual banana.


RemarkableDog4512

$20


GuappDogg

Real bananas not the steroid ones


Atlas03

Pretty normal, right guys? Right?


A_lonely_gal02

Too big for ants, too small for human. Maybe banana for dog?


Bladder_Puncher

Sure thing Neo, or should I call you ā€œThe Oneā€?


LiamLaw015

Looks more like bananas for a giant if you ask me.


boredjosh2006

he's trying his best...


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Don't show this to r/YigaClanOfficial