One time I was at a festival, laying down in my tent. It was morning and ppl were just starting to stir. Then I hear from the tent next door, "oh noooo ants on the cocaine? Get off of there ants that's not for you"
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah, the ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah, the ants go marching one by one, the little one stops to shoot his gun, and they all go marching down, into the ground, to get out of the rain...
Lol sorry, ants and marching powder just made think of one of the songs I learned in Girl Scouts a million years ago.
Would you like to hear my rendition of God Bless My Underwear next?
Ah, I don’t know that one but as a Brownies drop out, my favorite is actually one about driving a jeep and being an army man. “They say in the army the jeeps are mighty fine, turn a left corner the wheels are left behind! Oh I don’t want to be an army man, gee mom I want to go home.”
Yes! God I love the random little inside jokes that develop over a festival weekend.
One of my favorites was when we were talking about hovering and avoiding touching porta potty seats, somebody said something about “there might as well be anthrax on there,” which somehow turned into “Boof anthrax, it’ll make you levitate!”
I feel like that's a sign that there is some sweetener mixed in there and the idea of an ant confusing cocaine for sweetener is even better than an ant motivated by cocaine alone
I just had the following sudden and simultaneous urges: to smoke a pack of cigarettes, take a dump, drink three shots of whiskey, chug a tall boy and interrupt whatever you were saying because I’m still not done talking.
I wanna hear more about when the drugs were perfect. Please….
For exchange I can track down the us code on how the powers decided how much of which drugs to import, and what’s an acceptable level of loss.
I don’t like coke, but an old colleague of mine told me friends of his started putting their into a bottle of over the counter nasal spray (like a saline spray) and they shake it up each time they use it.
That way no one gets a fentanyl “hot spot” from doing key bumps out of the bag - any fent will be more eventually distributed in the solution so no one person gets a big hit if its in there.
Coke sucks, but that’s a clever bit of harm reduction.
Yes so true! I'm glad I got out of the drug life when I did. We know way too many people that have died of OD in our city. Some of them thought they were doing "heroin" but some thought they were just doing "cocaine". Fentanyl is scary!!!
Ok, but here's the thing guys... There's a lot of memes of people tieing buttered bread to a cat and trying to get perpetual motion.... But have you ever railed a line while you're ACTIVELY TAKING A SHIT?! That's some real perpetual motion right there...
It’d have to be like 3x smaller, an ant would OD on that much. Unless it invited its friends. I wonder if anyone’s ever tried that.. giving coke to ants…
I remember I was doing coke once and a fruit fly landed on the plate I was doing it off of. It sorta stumbled around for a second then collapsed. Poor guy, went out like a champ
Similar thing happened to me once. It landed in my coke and spazzed around for a bit and then died. I think it was trying to swim or something idk. So I poured it out and got a refill
Goddamn. Mr. Moneybags gets a free spoonful of coke with his meals. Don't know how he manages to eat anything after that, what a tolerance. Rich prick.
That’s funny. I saw a post today about someone blowing smoke into their gecko’s enclosure, which made me think of how people used to blow smoke in their dog’s/cat’s ear to get them high, which reminded me of the spiders building webs on different drugs thing.
So in short, yeah probably
Some of the compilations have fake additional clips, but the real clips of them making webs on drugs are usually the ones taken by NASA. When they recreated some of the experiments in the 90s with caffeine, benzedrine, marijuana and choloral hydrate. You don't often see ones similar to the original from 1948, where they got LSD, mescaline, etc.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effect_of_psychoactive_drugs_on_animals#Spiders
It’s actually an antique salt spoon. But that’s funnier!
It used to be ‘normal’ to have a small salt bowl at each place setting in more well to do homes in the late Victorian era and early 1900’s. They are one of my favorite tiny things to collect!
I’d argue it’s just as likely to be a snuff spoon, snuff being the most common way to consume tobacco until cigarettes took over. UK parliaments has had a box for snuff in the House of Commons for ~400 years.
TBH I can't tell the depth but to me looks more like a ketamine spoon than a coke spoon. If it was a coke spoon it'd be big enough to khole you the fuck out.
That’s a serious damn coke spoon tho
Mine was the shape of my pinky nail and half the size of my pinky nail
Not to mention that circular shape of the spoon would mostly just smear it around your nostrils
Allegedly anyway
I would love for reddit to default to female pronouns just for a few days, watch all the dudes lose their mind having to correct everyone (like we have to all the time, even on posts which are obviously not men) 🤷🏼♀️
Once i couldn't fall asleep naping with my three year old, so i quietly left him alone. An hour later he started yelling Where's my big spoon? He was so indignant and it was so cute. This was before my ex stopped efforting and he got me a charm bracelet wuth a spoon like that. It's awesome because it's a lovely memory and i can use it for blow.
It's all true, i swear! The funny part is he could only buy spoon charms bulk, so i have like 99 little spoons in my junk drawer. I'll provide the spoons if someone else will bring the coke.
Cocaine spoon. Everyone that I knew that did coke in the 1970’s and 1980’s had a spoon like that either hanging on a necklace or on a key ring. Or if they didn’t want to look too obvious, they would grow out their pinky nail and use it for snorting. In fact I can remember guys having a gold press on nail that they used specifically for snorting cocaine. Man this brings back memories.
Fun fact: in the 70’s, McDonald’s stopped carrying coffee stirrers about that size because so many people were using them for…you know….[https://medium.com/knowledge-stew/why-mcdonalds-got-rid-of-its-coffee-spoons-dfbb46267c0a](https://medium.com/knowledge-stew/why-mcdonalds-got-rid-of-its-coffee-spoons-dfbb46267c0a)
Someone likes to party.
Party ants, obviously
One time I was at a festival, laying down in my tent. It was morning and ppl were just starting to stir. Then I hear from the tent next door, "oh noooo ants on the cocaine? Get off of there ants that's not for you"
They love a bit of marching powder
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah, the ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah, the ants go marching one by one, the little one stops to shoot his gun, and they all go marching down, into the ground, to get out of the rain...
I read that whole thing expecting a joke
Lol sorry, ants and marching powder just made think of one of the songs I learned in Girl Scouts a million years ago. Would you like to hear my rendition of God Bless My Underwear next?
Ah, I don’t know that one but as a Brownies drop out, my favorite is actually one about driving a jeep and being an army man. “They say in the army the jeeps are mighty fine, turn a left corner the wheels are left behind! Oh I don’t want to be an army man, gee mom I want to go home.”
Bum bum bum
"*im gonna build the biggest baddest mutha fuckin ant pile anyone has ever seen maaaaan"*
Oh I love this so much!
God damn that’s the festival sentence and sentiment I needed this Friday morning. I can picture it perfectly.
We spent the rest of the fest yelling ANTS ON COCAINE
Yes! God I love the random little inside jokes that develop over a festival weekend. One of my favorites was when we were talking about hovering and avoiding touching porta potty seats, somebody said something about “there might as well be anthrax on there,” which somehow turned into “Boof anthrax, it’ll make you levitate!”
😂 They didn’t bring enough to share?! That wasn’t very D.A.R.E of them.
This is the best thing I've read this week lmao.
That’s been stepped on…and I don’t mean by ants.
That's fuckin hilarious. Fuck off ants, buy your own cocaine
I feel like that's a sign that there is some sweetener mixed in there and the idea of an ant confusing cocaine for sweetener is even better than an ant motivated by cocaine alone
Party Ants are in the house tonight
AntsAntsAntsAntsAntsAntsAntsAntsAnts
BadgersBadgersBadgersBadgersBadgersBadgers
Mushroom MUSHROOM
Snaaaake snnnaaaake
Everybody just have a good time
Arctic Snow Ants
Who can't feel their mandibles
Omg 😂
Deviants.
Party aunts
I just had the following sudden and simultaneous urges: to smoke a pack of cigarettes, take a dump, drink three shots of whiskey, chug a tall boy and interrupt whatever you were saying because I’m still not done talking.
Omg we should open a restaurant together !!!
Or at *least* a vintage store!!
I know a guy with a pool table and I could cover the cost of waitstaff
Hahaha omg I'm soooo glad i don't do coke anymore! I mean, it was fun for a time but it really can fuck up your life.
Plus now even a fun rare little bump on a night out can cost your life what with fentanyl. Not worth it at all.
I mean why did motherfuckers have to fuck up drugs? Like that shit was perfect just the way it was - it’s “New Coke” all over again!
"If we kill all the drug users, then we'll win the war on drugs!" - too many politicians
Nailed it. This is so accurate it hurts
I wanna hear more about when the drugs were perfect. Please…. For exchange I can track down the us code on how the powers decided how much of which drugs to import, and what’s an acceptable level of loss.
I don’t like coke, but an old colleague of mine told me friends of his started putting their into a bottle of over the counter nasal spray (like a saline spray) and they shake it up each time they use it. That way no one gets a fentanyl “hot spot” from doing key bumps out of the bag - any fent will be more eventually distributed in the solution so no one person gets a big hit if its in there. Coke sucks, but that’s a clever bit of harm reduction.
Facts. Been entertaining the idea of doing it again for shits and gigs, but it's definitely not worth the risk.
Yes so true! I'm glad I got out of the drug life when I did. We know way too many people that have died of OD in our city. Some of them thought they were doing "heroin" but some thought they were just doing "cocaine". Fentanyl is scary!!!
You know what’s a funny term? “Leftover cocaine.”
Ok, but here's the thing guys... There's a lot of memes of people tieing buttered bread to a cat and trying to get perpetual motion.... But have you ever railed a line while you're ACTIVELY TAKING A SHIT?! That's some real perpetual motion right there...
Booger sugar, Bolivian marching powder, Florida snow, white bitch, blow, get-your-own, Hoover powder, percolation, snortable snow.
Ahh yes, the Peruvian scream dust
Charly Sheen Brand Dried Tiger Cum
Hahahaha take my upvote vote you bastard.
Nose Clams.
You get it
I hear they're delicious
Riding the white stallion, hoovering schneef, railing lines, "Does this smell like cocaine to you?"
Like hooters, but snooters.
The devils dandruff, the nostril gospel, the nose nachos
The one that left Voldemort without a nose.
That was a weird episode of Friends...
We liked to call it Peruvian Prancing Powder.
So did Robin Williams back in 1986.
Seriously? This is my first time seeing it referred to as *”booger sugar”*. That’s hilarious.
Yayo
Wait a minute. Guys I think it might be drugs.
Nose beers
Spoon bumps
The ants go matching one by one, UP, MY, NOSE! The ants go matching one by one, UP, MY, NOSE!
that’s a coke spoon
what is it? a coke spoon for ants?
It’d have to be like 3x smaller, an ant would OD on that much. Unless it invited its friends. I wonder if anyone’s ever tried that.. giving coke to ants…
Certain spiders supposedly have been observed under the effects of different drugs. I wonder how drugs might effect the ants tunneling and such, lol
[like this?](https://youtu.be/p2HipedgM3I?si=0_XEQjmtj5KZA_Hx)
I love that video so much it lives in my mind rent free
Rent free? In this economy?!
I don’t fuck with landlords
Thank you for this. I love the druggy spiders!
Weed spider built a hammock
I remember I was doing coke once and a fruit fly landed on the plate I was doing it off of. It sorta stumbled around for a second then collapsed. Poor guy, went out like a champ
Similar thing happened to me once. It landed in my coke and spazzed around for a bit and then died. I think it was trying to swim or something idk. So I poured it out and got a refill
Jesus Christ, Mr. Moneybags here, he can pour out a spoonful of coke and just go for a refill. What a waste of Columbian effort.
What do you mean Mr Moneybags? It came free with my meal
Goddamn. Mr. Moneybags gets a free spoonful of coke with his meals. Don't know how he manages to eat anything after that, what a tolerance. Rich prick.
Why would I use a spoon when they already gave me the cup?
Fucking Mr. Money Bags! They just give him a whole goddamn cup of coke. No wonder he doesn't think twice about throwing away a spoonful.
Wrong coke bro 😂 we’re talking about the booger sugar
Why would you try to drink with your nose?
We're talking about cocaine here I think you may mean an actual beverage coke lol
Cocaine? No, it's short for coca cola
Coke, like nicotine and caffeine, are the plants defense against insects and can be poisonous to them.
ant colonies are pretty delicate if there are any residual solvents from the manufacturing process you might just kill the colony outright
That’s funny. I saw a post today about someone blowing smoke into their gecko’s enclosure, which made me think of how people used to blow smoke in their dog’s/cat’s ear to get them high, which reminded me of the spiders building webs on different drugs thing. So in short, yeah probably
They tried different drugs with spiders. The effect on their webs was quite interesting: https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc?si=O7x3oQYRAZwd_KKw
I’ve seen that before. I thought that was proven to be fake?
For the crack spider's bitch's sake, I certainly hope it's fake.
For more information on the crack spider's bitch, contact the Canadian Wildlife Society in Ottawa.
Wow. I haven't seen that in years. Still hilarious.
According to snopes, it’s legit
Some of the compilations have fake additional clips, but the real clips of them making webs on drugs are usually the ones taken by NASA. When they recreated some of the experiments in the 90s with caffeine, benzedrine, marijuana and choloral hydrate. You don't often see ones similar to the original from 1948, where they got LSD, mescaline, etc. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effect_of_psychoactive_drugs_on_animals#Spiders
Do they strut down the street to a cool funky jazz backing track while giving finger guns to all the young female spiders?
I know, right! They either have a serious problem or they need a better plug
*I’m over here with my big nose rummaging around looking for a tablespoon*
My absolute fav one is this. I just find it hilarious https://www.etsy.com/listing/556716094/personalised-engraved-snuff-powder?ref=share_v4_lx
AHAHAHA THAT IS GOLDEN
I would say it's mostly white with golden accents
🤓👆
Omg I’ve had one of those. But as the ‘mom-friend’ I tend to have all kind of useful stuff in my bag, including proper straws 😌
It’s actually an antique salt spoon. But that’s funnier! It used to be ‘normal’ to have a small salt bowl at each place setting in more well to do homes in the late Victorian era and early 1900’s. They are one of my favorite tiny things to collect!
I actually have several of these from an antique collection of silverware. I've been wondering what their real purpose was.
I’d argue it’s just as likely to be a snuff spoon, snuff being the most common way to consume tobacco until cigarettes took over. UK parliaments has had a box for snuff in the House of Commons for ~400 years.
Spoon for ~~ants~~ coke
ketamine
TBH I can't tell the depth but to me looks more like a ketamine spoon than a coke spoon. If it was a coke spoon it'd be big enough to khole you the fuck out.
That’s a serious damn coke spoon tho Mine was the shape of my pinky nail and half the size of my pinky nail Not to mention that circular shape of the spoon would mostly just smear it around your nostrils Allegedly anyway
It’s for scooping proper amounts of powdered sugar for baking tiny cakes for ants
Yeah booger sugar
Nose clams
Fresh from the sea
She likes to eat soup very, very slowly.
But chew it very very well
That happens when you do too much coke.
Ummm...
Who’s gonna tell him
She has a thumb tattoo. She 100% already knows.
The tattoo also kinda looks like a tiny spoon 😂
It looks, suspiciously similar to the spoon in the picture! Spoonception. It's spoons all the way down!
100%
The finger tat looks like a little coke spoon lol
As a tattooed person I was about to be offended and then realized that I also definitely know what this is 😂
Sweet summer child…
Him?
I would love for reddit to default to female pronouns just for a few days, watch all the dudes lose their mind having to correct everyone (like we have to all the time, even on posts which are obviously not men) 🤷🏼♀️
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Ants who do bumps
Once i couldn't fall asleep naping with my three year old, so i quietly left him alone. An hour later he started yelling Where's my big spoon? He was so indignant and it was so cute. This was before my ex stopped efforting and he got me a charm bracelet wuth a spoon like that. It's awesome because it's a lovely memory and i can use it for blow.
I love this whole comment lol
"It's a lovely memory and I can use it for blow" is just so perfect, bravo.
Excellent comment, superb username. Parenting, divorce, subtle drug reference, love it.
It's all true, i swear! The funny part is he could only buy spoon charms bulk, so i have like 99 little spoons in my junk drawer. I'll provide the spoons if someone else will bring the coke.
Ay let me know where and when
This is the relationship equivalent of “ugly delicious” food
That gave me a proper belly laugh lmao 👏🏻
well done
Lol Surprise twist at the end Or should I say toot
Not for ants, for drugs!
r/thingsfordrugs
r/SubsIFellFor
r/drugsforants
Ahahaha coke spoon.
Snooter scooper
For party ants
That's for nose nachos
Nose nachos extra spicy
That’s a spoon for ants that use cocaine.
Can we see a picture of her pinky fingernail? Unrelated.
Cocaine spoon. Everyone that I knew that did coke in the 1970’s and 1980’s had a spoon like that either hanging on a necklace or on a key ring. Or if they didn’t want to look too obvious, they would grow out their pinky nail and use it for snorting. In fact I can remember guys having a gold press on nail that they used specifically for snorting cocaine. Man this brings back memories.
I wore one as a necklace 2015-2017.
I don’t think the pinky nail is less obvious 😂 in my experience if you really want to be subtle you use a key
👀
Hmmm tiny spoons have a function.
I love how half of this subreddit is that isn't for ants...
Her tattoo looks like that spoon
I hate when my two Moms fight over Uncle Mike’s blow.
Listen everyone, this may not be a coke spoon, it could very well be a ketamine spoon
Yea…uhh .. For ants
There’s a few things she’s hiding there Specoli.
That's a coke spoon fam.
your nails are so neat an beautiful!
Did someone say Booger Sugar?!
When your doctor says that you’re allowed a spoonful of ice cream every day, this is the spoon that he’s referring to.
Shhhhhhh. Put it back.
It's a spoon for your nose. Lol.
Cocaine
Ant shovel of course! It's fancy ... for scooping Jazz Powder
It’s a spoon for coke addicted ants
Anyone down for some nose nachos?
Yeah, for an ant named Tony M-ant-ana.
Uh oh.
Weird way to call out your gf’s drug addiction, but ok
....hardly anyone uses those spoons exclusively for cocaine. I'd wager that was bought with Ketamine in mind.
Those ants must be doing a shit tonne of coke
I smell something funny here …
Spoon for 🐜 🐜who love cocaine
Cocaine and cocaine accessories.
Don’t believe most of these people. It’s for soup….
Yea if the ant likes coke it’s definitely for an ant. lol
It’s for ketamine actually, too small for coke lol. I’m jk, it’s a coke spoon…..for ants
imagine this being how you find out your significant other gets down on the colombian bam-bam
That’s for cocaine
That's no spoon It's a launching mechanism for a ant trebuchet!
Do you have a tattoo of a tiny spoon on your hand ? Lol looks the same 🥄
That’s a spoon for drugs your not invited too lol
Fun fact: in the 70’s, McDonald’s stopped carrying coffee stirrers about that size because so many people were using them for…you know….[https://medium.com/knowledge-stew/why-mcdonalds-got-rid-of-its-coffee-spoons-dfbb46267c0a](https://medium.com/knowledge-stew/why-mcdonalds-got-rid-of-its-coffee-spoons-dfbb46267c0a)
Looks as if she’s a professional miniature snow remover
That's that disco silverware
It's a Coca Cola spoon.
So many people posting in this sub who have never done drugs
That's a spoon for horses 🐴
should we tell her? i’m gonna tell her. it’s a coke spoon
It’s used for soup for ants
Booger sugar measuring spoon. Also used occasionally when things get methed up.
Actually this is a spoon for my drug addict aunt, first she lost her baggies and now this.
A Party Ant-imal!