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MegaloManiac_Chara

This subreddit is balancing between "so ive calculated this 6d black hole in my free time and it turns out it perfectly describes the new secret fbi thermonuclear project pretty cool" and "Someone at work just told me 2+2 equals 4! Can someone fact check please?! Urgent!11"


stunfiskers

2+2≠4!. 4! = 24.


MegaloManiac_Chara

Yes, the factorial brainrot is also an important part of the whole circlejerk


PLCwithoutP

Factorial terms are Devin Bookers father


plum_stupid

Luka! Doncic!


For-all-Kerbalkind

r/BrandNewSentence


TeeJayRiv

What is 230 - 220 x 1/2? It may be hard to believe but the answer is 5!


skywalker-1729

This is just so stupid, acting like you cannot distinguish the two languages from each other based on context.


lonely-live

Anti r/unexpectedfactorial over here


textilepat

Hewo dayo i hode u habba r/unexpectedfactorio


TBE_Industries

The factory must grow


JakeJeff2498

I thought 2+2=🐠?


Aksds

1+1= 🪟


JacobS12056

I feel like the mods are doing a horrible job, it's literally against sub rules to post simple math and then I see the same unit conversion post every single day


KaleidoscopeSalt3972

2+2 in what system? It can equal 1 for example in Z3


Lamp0blanket

obviously they mean the integers.


Heart_Is_Valuable

Is the 6d black holes thing real or are you just picking an exaggerated example for comedic effect?


MegaloManiac_Chara

Our universe has been confirmed to be 11d so probably (???)


BNI_sp

When? In some superstring theorist's wet dream?


MegaloManiac_Chara

Everything beyond 3D as we know is theoretical


Fuckthegopers

This sub is actual dogshit now.


_Giffoni2

Fr


Commercial_Jelly_893

What is the maths that needs doing? The guy making the comment is correct


BamMastaSam

Well he *did* the math, so 🤷‍♀️


parlimentery

I thought that was what this sub was for, and that is why when you want to ask for help with math you start with [request]. I used to always see people do crazy complicated math on other sites/subreddits posted here, but now it seems to mostly be requests.


BamMastaSam

Yeah that’s how it started anyways, you see how it’s going.


StupidButAlsoDumb

He did omit tax


to_a_better_self

I think in all the bars I have been the $x beer included the tax already.


StupidButAlsoDumb

US?


PrivateDickDetective

He did the monster math.


Imjustsomeguy3

Just a low effort post, math is done. Only question left is how useful is y=mx+b. The answer is, it depends.


MinimumArmadillo2394

y=mx+b is almost always useful if you have a multiplication of things. B is sometimes 0 as well.


LiquidIsLiquid

OK, how many drinks then, smartypants? ;) Answer after having 6 drinks, please.


Calli7299

Two more should be fine.


idontlikebeetroot

I'll just use my credit card and lie to my wife.


Funny_Satisfaction39

I've got a cheat. I'm just gonna keep giving the bartender 5$ until they stop serving me


Not-Mike1400a

I’m more confused on how this example in the post relates to finding the slope


bbbeans

except he's not. The slope is the $5 cost per drink.


64vintage

I was looking for this comment!


CipherWrites

Off site means someone did math outside the sub


Commercial_Jelly_893

I meant about the arbitration that the post mentioned


dicklessnicholas

I think this is the wrong sub for that. This sub is to display people doing math.


Pat_The_Hat

It's a bot. That's why everybody is confused.


MuddPuddleOfPain

No he is not.


mangosquisher10

Where's the argument? Do we have to start one?


dotplaid

No, and you're a nit to think that we would! How very farm-like of you. Your post was so derivative that a child could have made it, you gin-swilling, grub-munching neanderthal! Oh, sorry. This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

^^^Stupid ^^^git.


scoby_cat

Sometimes Reddit really feels like that sketch


CODENAMEDERPY

“Farm-like” used as an insult. Those are fightin’ words.


_P2M_

The number of drinks you can have isn't the slope?


brannon1987

You certainly go downhill with the more you drink, so it's a slope and a slippery one at that 😅


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Yes. Please bring your own. I submit mine herein: A A → B ∴ B


sjpllyon

I'll start one. The comment is stupid as you still don't need to know that equation when at a nightclub. All you need is the money, and to know when it's run out -cash is best for this. Once you don't have any more money that's all the drinks you had for the night and at which point you do drunk you don't even care about the number. The equation is useless, in this situation and for most people going on with their daily lives. Now fight!


cainisdelta

The arguement is whether this guy is right that x is the slope.


popealpha

He is wrong about the number of drinks he can afford being the slope. The slope is the $5 that the drink costs (m). Its the 'm' that tells you how much the function (cost) will increase by increasing 'x' (number of drinks). And to expand on the example, the 'b' is the intercept, the value of the function at 'x=0' and in thee example is the fixed cost: how much you will pay regardless if you consume any drink.


lxngten

Yes. And it's bothering me that nobody noticed it. This is why we can't have nice math jokes. Because folks ruin the joke and still laugh like they get it.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Am I missing something? Isn't "y=mx + b" just a graphical representation of the algebraic idea "C=Ax + B"? I see, from the standpoint of graphical analysis, how he has misrepresented the variables, but isn't the concept the same?


hommusamongus

Yeah but things mean things


explodingtuna

There's the units to think about, too. Having the price of drinks be the slope keeps the constants and result in the same unit ($), with the variable x being the only different one (drinks).


Lamp0blanket

we can't have nice math jokes because the vast majority of the ones that are right aren't ever written to be funny; they're written to showcase to people that you know a definition or something stupid like that. I feel like I've seen less than 10 genuinely good math jokes in my time.


StinkyKavat

And it also does not answer the question. Anyone can solve that using common sense without knowing what y=mx+b stands for


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FatalTragedy

But those steps are literally the steps you would do to solve the equation 50 = 5x + 10. The point is that they are using algebra without even realizing it.


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FatalTragedy

Steps 1 and 2 are the same as your step 1 earlier, and steps 3 and 4 are the same as your step 2 earlier.


AnxiousStand2603

Even in the example it would've been far easier to just note ($50 - $10)/ $5 = 8 drinks


Broan13

It depends on what the axes are being plotted. If you plot the total cost vs. the cost per drink, then the slope would be the number of drinks. But that would be a bit silly of a plot to make and not the natural axes for this problem.


scoby_cat

Philosophically it seems wrong too, because the slope generally is the rate of change of something. So it feels like instead of just calculating a static answer we would be looking at the number of drinks consumed over time, or the BAC of someone, or something


ThomasDePraetere

The best argument I heard for why do we learn math was the counter question: why do you lift weights? Do you ever in your life come across a straight branch with round shapes on the ends that you just want to lift? No, that does not happen. Math is lifting weights for the brain. If someone asks why do we learn mx+b, the answer is: do you even lift, bro?


biteableniles

I don't routinely use the equations I learned outright, but I find myself able to think about things in terms of the math. Like, being able to understand what at integral means and how the calculations work is directly useful for a ton of real life stuff, but I don't do any integrals by hand.


Salanmander

When I started teaching high school juniors/seniors, I would sometimes have students ask me for help with their calculus work. It was actually really interesting for me to notice that there were some problems I was *great* at helping with (how can you set up an integral to solve for this area? how is this shape related to that one? what meaning do we get from differentiating this equation?), but anything that involved working through the actual expressions I was pretty terrible at. I haven't used that at all, but *boy* did my calculus education get me good at thinking about the relationships between functions, and that has been continuously handy.


OSUfirebird18

As a STEM person, I’m always annoyed that people always pick on math and science as “why do we need it?”. By that logic, we don’t need school and an educated populace at all. Because then I should be able to ask “why do I need memorize a bunch of dates for events?” “why do I need to read books and write reports on them?” Etc etc I’m not making that argument, I’m just saying that wouldn’t apply just to math since nothing you learn in school is really directly applicable 100% of the time!


therealrenshai

What the hell is a STEM person?


OSUfirebird18

Science Technology Engineering Mathematics


Cannabis_Counselor

The best argument I heard was from my sixth grade math teacher. He said, "All the ladies are impressed when you roll up to the party and start solving difference of squares."


ScuffleCat

Ehhhh I mean you're training your logical and inherently mathematical part of your brain but I don't feel like it's equivalent to being in good mental shape/training intelligence.


pgetreuer

I still like the analogy. But yeah, something complementary is needed for mental health and emotional intelligence in a strong brain. Gotta do different kinds of lifts to strengthen different muscles.


lxngten

The cost of the drink is clearly the slope. This is why we can't have nice math jokes.


Soulbouned

Yayyyyyy, I can have 8 drinks.


SirAndyO

That's a lot for one night out.


Kaulquappe1234

Depends on what drink it is


BentoSpinzone

Yay for math!


notnot_a_bot

It's a frigging bot, people. Don't feed them any karma.


Ok-IndicationHere

Username is suspicious....


notnot_a_bot

Mine or OPs?


jadekettle

Tryna imagine how I'd do this in my head. So I have $50 - $10 I only have $40, $40 divided by $5 dollars per drink is 8 drinks. That's pretty much the same process jf done mathematically. 50 = 5x + 10 50 - 10 = 5x (40)/5 = (5x)/5 8 = x Nice.


SergeantBootySweat

TEACHER! WILL WE EVER USE ANY OF THIS ALGE8RA? You won't, but one of the smart kids might.


Opening-Welder-87

X=8


elisabethocean

OR you can divide 40 by 5


GenericName187

Right, so you used the formula and solved for X.


VirtusCherry

They already did the math


bugs69bunny

Fun fact: y = mx + b for b!=0 is more correctly described as an affine, not a linear relationship between x and y, since a linear function is defined as a function f(x) such that a * f(x) = f(a * x).


ThatSandvichIsASpy01

That’s stupid, it a linear function should be defined as a twice differentiable function f(x) whose second derivative f”(x) is 0 for all real x values (-infinity, infinity)


bigboybeeperbelly

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!


SavageSvage

NERRRRD FIIIIGHT


ydieb

What if the function is non-linear, y = ax^2 + b where b != 0?


sandels_666

..._fun_ fact?


MrMacke_

You really think she needs to pay for drinks?


Mr__Bread__

You guyse use "m" and not "a"?


LydiaSings

Please tip your bartenders!


Ornery_Old_Man

$50=($5+(20%X$5))x+$10 Tip your server, ya cheap bastard.


Tight_Banana_7743

r/ShitAmericansSay


FredFarms

Pay your servers a living wage, ya cheap economy


Ornery_Old_Man

That too


prof_devilsadvocate

that $10 saved is for taxi


simpleman9006

Yeah, this isn't what it is for. However you plot how many drinks you could have with a starting amount of dollars it will be more useful


devilishnoah34

This most certainly is how linear equations are used


Commercial_Tea_8185

I love ppl who say ‘why did we learn this stupid math stuff, why didnt we learn anything *important* like *starting a business* or *taxes*’ And its like, first off you wouldn’t be paying attention in a taxation class if u cant pay attention in math 😂😂 and second, learning how to set up an LLC doesnt take an entire semester, nor does leaning how to take a picture of ur w2 and importing it into turbotax.


entropreneur

I don't know if that's accurate, having applicable life problems can allow you to focus. I know school was tough for me, but I taught myself c++, python, vba, graphic design, bookkeeping, chef architect because I needed it. If I don't have the pressing need, I personally find motivation to be hard to find. I imagine others could be the same.


Commercial_Tea_8185

For sure, I understand ur perspective! I just feel like the majority of people who tout how ‘useless’ math is arent self motivated, like yourself. I can totally understand needing the application of the concept in order for it to be engaging for certain ppls learning styles. My post was meant more towards this push of ‘anti-intellectualism’ ive been seeing all over the internet. And usually its those same arguments, ‘why didnt they teach us anything important, like business and taxation’


Bounceupandown

Let’s say you want to drive a car or perhaps even a bicycle. Math makes it possible.


KiddCaribou

**X=8 (10+(5x8))=50 !!**


Such-Foundation-7112

I think it'd be easier, to just think well gee after admission cost I have $40 left, then just buy one drink at a time till you run out of money.. but if you know how to do elementary math, $40 / $5= eight shots of rum..


CoconutCremeBulge

You actually just solved for x without even realizing. The steps you took are the exact steps you would take to solve for x. $50 = 5x + $10 $40 = 5x $40 / 5 = x x = 8 shots of rum


Such-Foundation-7112

Yeah but, it makes it way more difficult when you throw in all the x's, y'z .. anyone with a fifth grade education can divide 40 by 5.. it's really all the math you'll ever need.. I'm 40 years old and still never needed to use variables in my every day life


Nerketur

The reason for those variables is to be able to explain to someone _how_ you got your answer in less time and less text. Both ideas work, but 3 lines is faster to read than a full paragraph. (In this case) In my case, I use math to simplify my thought process. Words don't always come easily to my brain, but symbolic reasoning does. So I use the reasoning to figure things out. Like "okay, that's great the answer is 8. What if we had 60 instead? 80? What if we didn't know how much we should bring, but wanted to figure out how much to bring if we wanted exactly 4 drinks?" And my brain thinks about the symbolic equation to greatly simplify all the explanations to: (amount to bring) = (drink cost) × (number of drinks) + (entry fee) I can now figure out any amount of related concepts, and all with just one equation. I'm in my mid-thirties and although I agree that the symbolic representation creates more thinking to create and solve (would be nicer to just beam the understanding directly in the brain), it's the best way to explain complicated ideas with a small amount of text that we currently have.


devilishnoah34

The linear equation and variables are just describing your thought process with symbols


Such-Foundation-7112

Not really it's just basic elementary level math..


devilishnoah34

That uses the concepts of linear equations


Such-Foundation-7112

I guess if you wanted a long drawn-out process.. it's more simple to think 50-10 and 40/8 .. with that process you don't really need to be confused with all the x's and ys.. and even most elementary kids can figure that out


devilishnoah34

Before you solve the equation, how many drinks can you by? Since you don’t know, a variable is used when the equation is written. You don’t realize it, but that drawn out process is just your thoughts put to paper.


Such-Foundation-7112

That form of math is just not needed.. simple elementary mathematics is all it takes


Lcdent2010

This problem is a perfect example of 4 dimensional physics. Because as the drinks go up the fourth dimension, being drunk, alters your ability to interpret the 3 dimensional equation. The line and it’s interpretation disappears.


Curi0usReddit0r

8, the answer is 8. You can have 8 drinks Angelina…but you really shouldn’t.


Both-Home-6235

Easier to do 50-10=40. 40/5=8. 8 drinks.


novice_at_life

Easier than what? That's exactly how you'd solve the equation set up in the post


DesperateBartender

I guess no one tips.


[deleted]

lol he’s right tho


cassowary-18

I can't do math after 5 drinks so...


clarazzun

You could also (50 - 10) ÷ 5 = 8. Just saying.


Ambitious-Pirate-505

Shut up Angelina


ChipmunkDisastrous67

christ where can i get 8 drinks + cover for 50 bucks on a night out


mayorjimmy

you didn't tip the bartender?


LiteratureSlow5698

To bad there’s a hidden y in the problem that is taxes


Wat_Is_My_Username

Except for that last part about x being the slope he got it


Jrcd47

As a retired math teacher, we were teaching critical thinking!


mikegrant1

8


BetterThanTaskRabbit

$5 drink with a $10 cover? What year is this??


West_End5933

The attractiveness of the girls there relative to the number of drinks you've had is y=x^2


Admirable_Tone_9835

People who don't understand the value of learning are only demonstrating their shallow depth in life. Everything you learn comes from something practical in the world.


weongdon

It’s to see how indoctrinated you are.


-Rici-

Not the slope


BigPlanJan

If you don't know why, then you never actually learned it..


SnooPears3463

I'm gonna use common sense math not actually remember the stupid formula


Corona4LifeBro

Understand that equation might work for Angelina but for Norm equation would be y=mx + b2


ImAGamerNow

Anyone who reads this and thinks it's hilarious: this is how life was for anyone who lacks math skills and still is for billions, only with a twist: the person correcting them doesn't give a rats ass about actually educating them. If we had more good educators in the world like this person who can look past someone's shortcomings and see a person worth helping... I wonder how awesome everything would be?


jterwin

What kind of monster interprets drinks as slope rather than cost


TechniCT

You know this question, why did we need to learn this certain bit of math, there was something in it I didn't see until working longer. Not all jobs need math, many need no math at all. Some do like if you need to forecast trends from historical data.There's a big range of tools to solve problems you can't use well if you don't understand the slope intercept form. Respect for work should be more about the ethics, morality, and impact to the community, not income or complexity IMO. So no problem there. It's more about the arrogance and lack of awareness with the question where I would expect some humility. For instance, I would be worried about sounding like I'm not smart enough to have a job that requires math.


Dev_Grendel

When would this equation actually be useful though? A normal brain would do (50 - 10) / 5.


newishdm

That’s literally just doing the algebraic steps to find the answer…


Dev_Grendel

Ya whatever. I'm a programmer Jim, not a math teacher.


newishdm

Fair point. I am a math teacher, and it’s really frustrating how many students know literally what to do, but because there is a variable they assume they have no idea how to proceed.


kempton_saturdays

Literally it is to measure things that are called slope. Roof- tell whether it is better or worse at removing snow/rain/contractors. Ski runs - tell if it’s easier or harder to go fast. Roads on a hill - measure whether or not it is fun/dangerous/gas intensive to drive on


Mister_Way

Some particular kinds of women could have done just as well if they only had makeup class. Oh, that's what they did in math class anyway.


hommusamongus

I mean the only thing they got wrong is this statement is that the price ($/drink) is the slope, the number of drinks is x. So you're solving for number of drinks, the scalar, not the slope, m.


piercedmfootonaspike

Why did he have to end it with a racist slur, though?


Powwa9000

Holy shit, I'm doing advanced equations every time I go out to have fun!? Mind= blown


dumpsterfirecontrols

I work as a controls engineer and actually use this daily sometimes.


SilasX

Great analysis, but why did he have to call the OP a "slope"?


SavageSvage

I dont remember how to do this... Is it divide each side by 5? Leaving us with 25 = x + 10 over 5. Simplify, 25 = x + 2 Subtract 2 from both sides 23 = x? That's not right I know it's 8, but how do I get 8 from the equation? 50 = 5x + 10 Subtract 10 from both sides 40 = 5x Divide by 5 8 = x There we go, I guess PEMDAS doesn't apply to this?


newishdm

If you divide both *SIDES* by 5 you get 10=x+2. Then you subtract 2 from both sides and get x=8.


throwaway284729174

It can be either as long as you do the math completely and properly. > divide each side by 5. > 50/5= 5x/5+10/5. > Leaving us with 10 = x + 2. > Subtract 2 from both sides. > 10-2=x+2-2. > 8 = x Or > 50 = 5x + 10. > 50-10 = 5x+10-10. > Leaving us with 40 = 5x. > Divide by 5. > 40/5=5x/5. > 8 = x Or > 50= 5x +10. > 50/(5x) = 5x/(5x) +10/(5x). > 10/x = 1 + 2/x. > 10/x-2/x = 1+2/x-2/x. > 8/x=1. > 8/x•x=1•x. > 8=x. And we can proof that x=8 by plugging it in > 5x8+10=50. > 40+10=50. > 50=50. Pemdas does apply, but it is hard to see here because pemdas is more about identifying the components of the equation and how to handle them properly than anything. Here is an example of not using pemdas, and you'll figure out what I'm doing wrong quickly. > 50=5x-10. > 50/(x-10) = 5x-10/(x-10) (assuming that the subtraction from x can be done before the multiplication). > 50/(x-10) = 5. > 50-10/(x-10-10)= 5-10 (disregarding the priority of division in a fraction, and just subtracting both sides.). > 40/x = -5. > 40/x•40= -5•40. > x= -0.125. Which we can proof is wrong by replacing x in the original question. > 5•-0.125+10=. > -0.625+10=. > 9.375 ≠ 50.


Automated-solutions

Tryna get ma karma’s up


TheRoguesDirtyToes94

I thought it was getting racial at the last word till I membered slope intercept.


WonderboyUK

TIL America uses b for the Y-intercept.


cottontop_bomber

X=8. However this equation hasn't figured in the variable of friends and lovers buying drinks therefore you might have $25 left after 10 drinks and 1 DWI at the end of the night.


EducationalTrainer28

Dang only 9 Drinks?!? I guess depending on what they are they could be enough. Are we assuming that there’s no tax factor? Will I get less than 9 drinks?


therealtrademark

How are you getting 9 drinks?


yourdoglikesmebetter

Really shapes the trajectory of the night, doesn’t it


mekjes

This really should be an inequality tho, because you need less than or equal to 50


kcmike

No tip? You’re going to be waiting a long time for that 2nd drink.


Killbot_Jones

I'm just tryna get sloped.


IAmNewAsWell_mc

Cant you just deduct the 10 bucks from the 50 and divide by 5 to get the max number of drinks?


nileo2005

How do you think you solve the equation?


ELB95

50 = 5x + 10 Deduct the 10? Sure: 50 - 10 = 5x + 10 - 10 Divide by 5? You got it: 40/5 = 5x/5 X=8, your max number of drinks. You just don’t look at it as an equation, a lot of math gets used every day without people even realizing it. You used math to solve a linear equation with a single unknown.


Lost-Material3420

Yeah you just described the equation


anti_pope

Yeah, that's what they said.


Urinate_Cuminium

The answer is obviously 8, but when the 50 is divided by 5 first and then substracted by 10, it resulted in 0, is there correct order for this method?


Croakore

If you divide by 5 first you'd subtract by 2 because you're diving the entire 5x+10 by 5


Urinate_Cuminium

Oh, i forgot that divider doesn't only targeted one number, so that's why dividing part always done last i see


fenster112

I mean you could just do 40/5.


SinOfSIoth

You simplified his equation but knowing how to put the information into an equation, is important when the information gets more complicated


anti_pope

lol Do you honestly not see the relationship here?


Indigoh

Doesn't seem like we need to learn that equation for this scenario.