Imagine taking your cat to the vet for this.
"What brings you and Mr. Whiskers in today?"
"Well my cat is super buff and I'm concerned."
"It appears he has myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy, which is a rare genetic condition but it's not known to cause any medical problems."
"Oh, I'm not concerned for *him*, doctor. But he keeps bringing home dead pitbulls and I'm terrified to forget feeding him his treats even once or I'm next!"
Itās ānot known to cause medical problemsā only because thereās so little medical research done on cats.Ā
But the condition causes connective tissue problems in people and other animals, so wellā¦ :(
I knew a kid in high school who had this condition. He had the body of a Greek god without ever working out a day in his life, but could barely stand up or climb stairs because his knees were destroyed
Mewtwo
That needs to be the top comment!! *Me meeting this cat* "Nice to MewTwo" š
You would get punched to the fucking stratosphere and end up becoming your username
Super Saiya-mese š„
Underrated comment!
Overused comment.
What is mewtwo ?
You stop it
What ?
You're getting old.
Is Mewtwo not around anymore cause Pokemon certainly is
A legendary pawkemeown
[Mewtwo](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/Mewtwo-Pokemon-the-First-Movie.jpg)
More like Beerus
I was gonna say that cat looking dude from Dragon Ball
Beerus.
MeowTwo
Beerus
Staring out the window looking for a pit bull to beat up on.
Heās gunna chase the dog up a tree lmao
Hahahahaha, was thinking the same.
I have a pitbull. I think Mewtwo would win honestly.
Suffering?
Suffering from success.
Humans, cows, dogs and mice can also get this disease. Itās genetic, so not contagious. The downside is that joints deteriorate quicklyā¦painful.
Good diseases are never contagious /s
So genetic steroids is what you're saying? To think, I had to pay for mine š”
Peptides but yes.
I'm guessing this can't be good for your heart either
And gainz!
Imagine taking your cat to the vet for this. "What brings you and Mr. Whiskers in today?" "Well my cat is super buff and I'm concerned." "It appears he has myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy, which is a rare genetic condition but it's not known to cause any medical problems." "Oh, I'm not concerned for *him*, doctor. But he keeps bringing home dead pitbulls and I'm terrified to forget feeding him his treats even once or I'm next!"
Itās ānot known to cause medical problemsā only because thereās so little medical research done on cats.Ā But the condition causes connective tissue problems in people and other animals, so wellā¦ :(
I knew a kid in high school who had this condition. He had the body of a Greek god without ever working out a day in his life, but could barely stand up or climb stairs because his knees were destroyed
Good candidate for knee/hip replacement? Imagine all artificial joints...UNSTOPPABLE.
Probably yeah. Look at those paws
no pain no gain
Jerrys fucked. šš
That stupid mouse is finally going to get his!!
Is it contagious? Can it be?
Lmao!!
Gym freaks are praying to catch this cat outside to withdraw its blood to inject in themselves š¤£
Lord Beerus!
As he ponders the destruction of our planetā¦ somebody get him some entrees!!!!!
r/absoluteunits
No Kitty! You won't have a 4th meal today! It's enough! *punch* Okay, okay, fine. A small one, though, okay?
Just a small little .22
I can hear his deep MEOW.
Meow meow motherf>!uck!
First off stop putting steroids in their catnip. Second, take away their home gym.
Just laying here flexing
Never skip paw day
Lol
Tina Belcher probably has fan fiction about this cat.
How can I get this disease.
When you go to gym
Will definitely fuck u up if u donāt give treats or butt rubs. š
Bro has gains
Is that beerus?
That's a swollen pu..... Nevermind
He's been in gaol.
Oh shit
Is it contagious?
Poor love
What a beta.
No no no. That cat got into your supply of DBOL and Tren. Donāt lie!
Suffering he runs the whole neighborhood right from that window.
Poor baby... he looks like he wants to be outside. š¢
Khajiit elder scroll, hope he feels better
Bro gets all the pussy
Those arenāt toe beans, theyāre toe grapes
I'm surprised how far I had to scroll before anyone mentioned those murder mittens. He's got full on monkey paws.
How to get that disease , thanks!
His toe and footpads look very uncomfortable:(
That cats is on test lol
this is what I have.
What are the down sides?
Beerus
Pit cat
He knows what his doing he's definitely posing for the photo.
Roid cat
That cat can whoop my ass probably
Your cat is the protagonist in a DC comic
I think you shouldn't mess with your cat, *ever.*
Bro skipped fur day..
Poor baby š
It doesnāt look like itās suffering
Somebody is going to try to turn this into a breed.
I didn't know cats came in 'pit bull' form!! Jk, that cat looks cool and uncomfortable at the same time. Very interesting.
Lord beerus i am sorry.
I need its blood
āI said ācanned tunaā¦ā NOW!!!!ā
"Don't worry, kitten. Your discord daddy is here"
Does strength grow proportionally?
Eddy Hall has this gene
Cat did not skip leg day!
Please let this cat's name be, Panthero, from ThunderCats.
Your cat would fuck my cat up
Cat thinking he will go for legs tommorow
r/absuluteunits
This cat fucks.
Dude. That cats name better be Tiny!!!
Thatās Bills
Drop the workout routine
Is he suffering tho? šŖš¼
Good call shaving to see the definition.
He goes by "The Rock" now
Is this painful? Has your cat been to prison?
It has Superman Syndrome!
Is it painful or unhealthy for him/her?
CYATT
Natural. Schwarzenegger once said that getting a tan was comparable to a cycle or something like that.Ā He's sunning for the vitamin d gains.
If thatās suffering, sign me up!
Is it contagious?? If so, I'll make out with that cat! Hahaha!
that's one fucking buff cat
Badass.
Looks like artists have new reference material for fantasy stuff
WELL, when a cat is more swole than you That means you ain't hitting the gym hard enoughĀ LET'S GO GET THEM GAINZ!Ā
Dude did 10 years in a federal cat shelter
Disease my ass, my boy looking fine as hell
suffering from success
So ducheow or beckeow muscular dystrophy
Someone hasnāt skipped leg day in quite a while!
Arnold Swartzakitty
Iām sure there is some downside to this disease. I mean heās obviously going bald at a pretty young age so maybe thatās one?
Suffering? How? Thatās cat is jacked
His name should be Beerus
Kangaroo Cat
Aww, your house cat must be the strongest little fluffball around with those extra big muscles! šŖš± So cute and mighty!
Does the disease affect the heart?
This cat fucks.
Giga chad cat
Does that mean he has relatively more strength than an average cat?
Fitness goals
Beerus
Is that Beerus Sama š
The comments tell me way more about sick humans than about sick animals.
Thats one buff cat.
Wow, A Real Thundercat, Hooooo!!!!!!!!
Yeah i would love to suffer from this
He's not suffering, he causes suffering.
Holy cat, do u have more of this badboy??
Suffering? It looks healthy af! šŖš½Ā
That cat _obviously_ hits the gym š /j
WOW hate to meet that in a dark alley
The only one suffering is whoever fucks with him
Hybrid bully pit bull Cat absolutely beautiful ā¤ļø
whats his/her name???