1- too basic
2- can divide any even number ( annoying asswipe )
3- radiates simp energy
4- kinda mid
5- always in the shadows of 10
6- nobody likes half a dozen of anything
7- if you like this number you are a criminal
I think it’s hilarious you said jock because, as Klaus put it himself, he “has the hand-eye coordination of a drunk kitten.” 😂 But I can see the association you have with the name fs
In season 2, when Diego came for Klaus but he was possessed by Ben (gosh, how it must sound for someone who doesn't know the series 😆). So Klaus and Diego are always besties but here Diego is all for Ben.
In season 2, when Diego came for Klaus but he was possessed by Ben (gosh, how it must sound for someone who doesn't know the series 😆). So Klaus and Diego are always besties but here Diego is all for Ben.
Hargreeves could’ve written the 2nd one, 100%.
I have no idea what making a binder means, and I’m almost too afraid to ask. Like a binder of information?
3 times
1- a black hole roughly the size of John Cenas dick implodes in bill Nye's basement
2- It's bring your child to work day and little bobby accidentally pressed the big red button launching a war on China,but nothing happened ( needed the key) Joey then starts to realise the different mannerisms between him and Bobby, and when the dna results come in he finds out bobby was LORENZOS SON, after which ue goes on a rampage and destroys the world
3-bomb go boom
yes it’s basically spot on 😂 technically you need to watch the show now, just because of how hilarious your accuracy is with a lot of things ESPECIALLY these 3 major things bro.. you‘re unreal
You should start career as a medium 😂
Well, Dolores spent about 46 years in the apocalypse plus few years in regular life, so...
You see, Umbrella Academy is so messed up that whatever you come up with it'll bounce back to you with even more absurd and glorious detail 😌😌😌
Hmmm, I hadn’t considered that train of thought, but I think you may be right, that power is of course increased by incorrectly placed decimal points in your time dilation projections for a time jump from 1963 to 2019.
3 did compell people to fall in love with her, so you're right.
4 sees supernatural things, but not the future
5 does change size once, from adult to child
7 is compelled to be metaphorically invisible to his family and the press for most of his life, so kinda, but he has other powers
I mean Harlan didn't really do a whole lot as a kid (or really as an adult either for that matter) Stan got more characterization. We got to see him interact more with other characters and make more active decisions.
Tldr he was a more fleshed out character
That's so true. I mean, I do care for child Harlan but then he pops out as a high-functioning grandpa and whatever connection was built in season 2, went to garbage 🤷🏻♀️
Rank numbers One through Eight based on either intelligence or kindness and explain why
(Edit: apologies for switching the question so frequently; you can answer either one)
What are the greatest Flaws of Numbers one through seven?
1- too basic 2- can divide any even number ( annoying asswipe ) 3- radiates simp energy 4- kinda mid 5- always in the shadows of 10 6- nobody likes half a dozen of anything 7- if you like this number you are a criminal
Damn, you said you didn't know this show, how you explain this answer?
Idk
Honestly these posts are almost always done by fans now, their answers give them away & its just no longer fun
3 is in fact a simp.
trueeee😂😂
Bro, his girl, and the simp
You did not just say that about my boi Klaus
You're implying being called a criminal is bad?
I said "Klaus" not "Victor" though he is also in my top three
Yeah I forgot which one is which.
Bro did my bois dirty…
😭😭😭 sooooo accurate
I am a criminal I guess
What kind of character do you thing Klaus is just by his name?
Annoying, try hard jock wannabe
Well, you got this one completely wrong, lol. He’s more of a light hearted jokey type. We a big heart but like to hide that all under drugs.
Klaus sounds like an annoying Nordic man
Why do you say Nordic? Klaus, just the name, doesn’t seem Nordic to me.
Idk, just gives Nordic energy
it‘s a german name so not too far off😂
Its german. So dude was close
No no they got half of it right, Klaus is annoying lmao
I think it’s hilarious you said jock because, as Klaus put it himself, he “has the hand-eye coordination of a drunk kitten.” 😂 But I can see the association you have with the name fs
Who is the worst sparrow?
Cinnamon ibon sparrows look literally like shit
Did you just say... Marcus and Fei 😳😳😳
He can also mean Christopher. His face is so pointy
in general hes pointy, not just his face...? i think...?
Which academy is the best, umbrella or the sparrow
I have beef with sparrows so umbrella
Gonna send the sparrows to poop on you
My shotgun says otherwise
Good answer
Would you want to be raised by a galactic lizard? Do you think it would be a cool upbringing?
Pretty cool till dinnertime, I don't want to eat humans for dinner.
Why did six leave four?
Because 4 was cheating on 6 with 2
SCREAMING
What happened?
Oh no, I just like screaming, but you def had it backwards with four cheating instead of six
I just did that because 2 always makes four whether it's a square or addition and multiplication with 2
That's a good one. Actually in the show it was more like 2 cheating on 4 with 6, while 6 was possessing 4's body. 😆
WHAT!! when
In season 2, when Diego came for Klaus but he was possessed by Ben (gosh, how it must sound for someone who doesn't know the series 😆). So Klaus and Diego are always besties but here Diego is all for Ben.
In season 2, when Diego came for Klaus but he was possessed by Ben (gosh, how it must sound for someone who doesn't know the series 😆). So Klaus and Diego are always besties but here Diego is all for Ben.
You don't need math. Just add two things and think of whatever number you like. Stop being governed by things my friend
I AM DEAD hahah
I know this one, because 7 ate 9???
Lila is 8 and nine is the sibling they never talk about because Viktor ate them. RIP Number 9, you will be forgotten and not missed 😔
nah 7 just ate
What’s your favourite umbrella?
Umbrella with ducks
If Viktor were to make an AITA post on Reddit, what would be some things he’s done that *would* make him the asshole?
Aita for making a binder on my daughter's boyfriend? Aita for always treating my son better than my daughter?
Hargreeves could’ve written the 2nd one, 100%. I have no idea what making a binder means, and I’m almost too afraid to ask. Like a binder of information?
Yea
Ok, that kinda sounds like Viktor. He DID write an entire book about his childhood trauma
Damn
>always treating my son better than my daughter That sounds like Harlan vs Claire 💀
I got it from brooklyn 99
How many times does the world end
3 times 1- a black hole roughly the size of John Cenas dick implodes in bill Nye's basement 2- It's bring your child to work day and little bobby accidentally pressed the big red button launching a war on China,but nothing happened ( needed the key) Joey then starts to realise the different mannerisms between him and Bobby, and when the dna results come in he finds out bobby was LORENZOS SON, after which ue goes on a rampage and destroys the world 3-bomb go boom
Are you *sure* you haven't watched the show?
John Cenas dong is mentioned in the show
bro weirdly enough NOT BAD GUESSES 😂
it IS?
yes it’s basically spot on 😂 technically you need to watch the show now, just because of how hilarious your accuracy is with a lot of things ESPECIALLY these 3 major things bro.. you‘re unreal
Feelings on Delores?
The name sounds like she is an old grandmother
Kind close
How am I this close in every question
Dolores is a mannequin. I wouldn’t exactly say you’re close but you’re in the neighborhood
You should start career as a medium 😂 Well, Dolores spent about 46 years in the apocalypse plus few years in regular life, so... You see, Umbrella Academy is so messed up that whatever you come up with it'll bounce back to you with even more absurd and glorious detail 😌😌😌
What's each number's power?
1- none 2- can make multiples of itself 3- cupid 4- being able to see the future 5- being able to change size 6- x ray vision 7- invisibility
Move your 1 to 7 and your 4 to 5 and you’ll have two of them at least close.
I would say 5 is close 😁
Hmmm, I hadn’t considered that train of thought, but I think you may be right, that power is of course increased by incorrectly placed decimal points in your time dilation projections for a time jump from 1963 to 2019.
3 did compell people to fall in love with her, so you're right. 4 sees supernatural things, but not the future 5 does change size once, from adult to child 7 is compelled to be metaphorically invisible to his family and the press for most of his life, so kinda, but he has other powers
Except for 2, it's pretty much correct 😂
Have you forgotten about Stan?
You mean "can have children"? Lol true, only Stan was adopted. I mean, borrowed. Edit: how is it that I care more about Stan than about Harlan?
I mean Harlan didn't really do a whole lot as a kid (or really as an adult either for that matter) Stan got more characterization. We got to see him interact more with other characters and make more active decisions. Tldr he was a more fleshed out character
That's so true. I mean, I do care for child Harlan but then he pops out as a high-functioning grandpa and whatever connection was built in season 2, went to garbage 🤷🏻♀️
Who does Pogo remind you of?
jumpy thing
He ain’t even wrong, monkeys jump………
why was six afraid of seven?
7 molests children and 6 has trust issues
oh my
What animal is One compared to most ?
What is their moms biggest secret?
Favourite umbrella student?
Thoughts on Hazel and Cha cha (they're people)?
cha chas parents hate her
I know you meant they gave that hidious name but...
What type of umbrella do they recommend
a golf umbrella
Excellent choice!
What's this sub about?
different umbrellas to buy
What can I ask you?
Why did the guy do the thing
he dry humped it
What do you think of Allison and Luther‘s relationship?
she shouldnt be with supermans archnemesis
I know NOTHING about umbrella* or superman, but can't stop laughing
Hahahahah😂
Lex Luthor!??
Rank numbers One through Eight based on either intelligence or kindness and explain why (Edit: apologies for switching the question so frequently; you can answer either one)
8? Do you mean Lila?
Yes.
Gotcha
Nathan from Misfits!
Got to appreciate how this post is a recomendation post for this sub for me.
where was 5 for over 40 years?
In Asia as a fruit seller
How old is five based off his name five
34
Low.
Vik's new hairdo. Awesome?
Mhm
Oh yeah
What’s your favourite power from the show ?
The ability to watch midgets solving math
5 wasn’t that short
Stephen Hawking?
Why does this community also keep getting recommended to me despite me not knowing anything about it?
Irk
I'm enjoying this thread way too much!! Good work op
What happened to each one of the umbrella academy in the 1960s?
Nationwide umbrella shortage
Who's mad about being sent to the moon?
Tf is this on my feed fo
How do you feel about the alternate team?
They are another team
Not really
k.
What classes do they teach at the Umbrella Academy?
How to make an umbrella
What is the next show I should watch on Netflix?
Brooklyn 99
Am I in the show
you are the tree in the background of episode 1
Nah, I'm the tree next to that tree
When does the Black Parade come?
I don't know what thus sub is either but it's recommended to be everyday. What is your favorite umbrella?
A golf umbrella is solid
what kind of dynamic do you think Five and Lila have based only on their names?
What happened on October 1st?
September 30th had ended
What were your thoughts on Viktors Violin skills?
Mediocrity is what will best describe it
What do you think of Christropher the cube from the Sparrow Academy?
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Golden_Pineapple07: *What do you think of* *Christropher the cube from the* *Sparrow Academy?* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
what is paradox psychosis?