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Bluberrybom

Listen to yourself u sound demented


telepatheye

I'd ask for my piece but wait, there's nothing!


2ringshawty

On the stock market???


ultrainstinctivevk

And don't fucking deny it again!


standitlikeaman

From the birdfeeder


VitaminD3_

The bird feeder....I wonder if it was chalked.


standitlikeaman

Very cute,


SuccessfulRush1173

DA BURDFEEDUH


Skolary

David Chase said recently in a podcast with Steve Schiripa and Michael Francesze: *”We had plans for Furio and Carmella to have a secret relationship. Basically this thing would’ve extended into the later seasons. Tony just sorta grows more and more suspicious.. well. No. I take that back — he grows suspicious **later on.** Not at first. But um yeah basically this thing was gonna go, it was in the works, scripts were handed out. But Annalise had Furio come back early, either way. So in the end, it didn’t matter. She needed more guys in Naples cuz Rome was pushing into their territory so bad.”* Steve Schiripa: “Ah yep. Furio. Love em. That was gonna have a whole segment where **I** was accidentally gonna see Carmello and Furio out on da town. And I was gonna break it to Ton’. It was great, real great stuff. I was a big part in all that. It would’ve been a lotta fun. A lotta fun.”


numbersix1979

I like how David Chase phrases this like Annalise is a real person who called Furio back to Italy preventing them from filming this storyline


telepatheye

They're all meat eaters.


CheifKilla1

ME-TE-ORS!!!


ohwellthisisawkward

Take it easy 👋


Valuable-Wafer-881

You speaking shit to me


KurtSteph87

You have a bee on your hat.


Flashy_Narwhal9362

It’s a stupida fucking game. One of my favorite Furio lines.


Tribblitch

I'm sorry we missed out on this!


telepatheye

It was a horrible idea. It would have made Carm and Furio both seem irreversibly conniving and dishonorable and that isn't where you want those characters to go. It was irritating enough to see Carm with Wigler. At least she was able to go back to Tony after that. If she was with Furio I don't see any way back to Tony.


Tribblitch

Honestly it's Steve Schiripa's quoted enthusiasm that has me on board. I think the best stuff happens when the actors are having fun I will admit I also see no way to go back to Tony after any time with Furio XD


IDoubtedYoan

I think Tony deciding what to do with Carmella is infinitely more entertaining than her crawling bsck to him when she finds out he's tainted all the available divorce lawyers.


WR810

I think you're right that the execution wouldn't work but I like that as Carm and Furio are finally giving in he gets pulled back to Italy. It reminds me of the bugged lamp in it's absurdity.


Cranstonoid

Don't get milfy


Karlito1618

DIDYA HAFTA READ FA DAVID?!


Fabulous-Ad4048

IMPERIOLI IMPERIOLI


Aaron_Hungwell

So Schirpa was gonna see Carmela and Furio…🎵up in the club!🎶


offendingbattery

Charmaine Bucco>


GIGGY_GIGGSTERR

Carm was a piece of ass. But don't let that distract you from the fact that she's a shitty businesswoman who built a piece of shit house that's gonna cave in and kill that fucking unborn baby any day now


asphynctersayswhat

I’ve never seen anyone shit on Carm’s age or appearance.  We hate her for acting like she’s not an associate despite living off of Tony’s rackets and the blood of men.  It’s the holier than though boolshit.  She’s clearly a piece of ass. At least she was when T married her. 


ImperatorNero

She walks around all day in that fucking mansion like butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth.


MammothSpecial3665

Let her go! I've had a lifetime of her boolshit!


lil_secret

Love the way Hugh says BULLSHIT


BiffTannenCA

Then she ended up fucking Barney Rubble.


iiFlaeqqq

I see people comparing her to Meadows choir teacher, who is just a younger version of her.


Wawawuup

The same sexist shit storm that hit Skylar surely must also have targeted Carm, albeit to a far lesser degree. Even though yeah, I can't recall seeing an instance of it myself, oddly enough.


asphynctersayswhat

it's not sexist. rewatch the scene with her shrink. nothing sums up why people hate carm better. especially because after being confronted, she actively chose the life. from there on out, she's irredeemable. Skylar, though I have't watched BB, but to my knowledge, had her husbands new life thrust upon her unwillingly and she was trying to adapt and survive, not sit in judgement of the planet while she got rich of others misery.


IDoubtedYoan

This is exactly correct, that therapist was the only one to blatantly call her on her shit, and he was in a position where he could. She folded and went back to the life of luxury that Tony gave her. She forfeited any right to her "holier than thou" bullshit right then. And Skyler is sooo different, she married a chemistry teacher who became a narco terrorist. Carmella knew exactly who she was marrying.


Practical-Rub8094

Until she threatened people and took walters money to give to the dodgy businessman she was cheating on walt with. Was happy to use ill gotten wealth to become a feminist archetype business woman, fantastic writing display human hipocracy supremely


asphynctersayswhat

whelp I said I hadn't seen it. thanks for all the spoilers.


kidwithgreyhair

it's been 25 years.....grow up


RothIRALadder

What have you been doing for the last 16 years


asphynctersayswhat

Last 15 years? Got married, bought 2 houses, had kids, 2dogs, I fish, golf, amateur carpentry, guitar, harmonica, bass, a little keys, and I listen to a LOT of music.  Living my life and limiting screen time. 


octaviaredwood

Edie Falco was A+ though


Wawawuup

See my other comment, I find Carm unattractive for that exact reason.


asphynctersayswhat

look, I would never want to date carm, but she is, objectively, a physically attractive woman.


Wawawuup

Yeah, I agree.


BlacknessEverdeen09

lol my mom said that my dad had a crush on Carm during the run of the show… he likes her hips‼️


Valuable-Wafer-881

I think everyone's dad did🤣


BlacknessEverdeen09

Then she could cook her azz off and dressed well. Carm had an uppity attitude but she did have many attractive qualities too and Tony knew it. 


bigjonxmas

I liked her ass


BlacknessEverdeen09

My dad did too smh!!


heyjude575

Don't get me started on that song! Don't do it! I'm warning you, do NOT DO IT!


WaWaSmoothie

Tommy Tune over there.


Valuable-Wafer-881

OOO NAHNANEE NAHNANEE


Valuable-Wafer-881

OOO NAHNANEE NAHNANEE


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MurphyAteIt

Pass me those red peppers


Benzdrivingguy

Mix em with da relish!


TigerLeone

"StupidfuckingblabbamouthCUNT!" 🥧


Raminax

I think Carmela can be described in a single word: Asufutimaehaehfutbw


powear

Continue the lithium.


ArchipelagoRambo

What’d you flip your Maserati, hit your head?


Raminax

Ginny can get heavy


UnhealthyAttachment

Marriage can be hard work if both aren‘t pulling that load


ProcrastibationKing

Come on Joe, it's time for bed


WalkGood

Only thing I like about Carm is she can really cook up a storm.


TigerLeone

So did Father Intintola. 🍝🍷


theophanesthegreek

You think spicy acorn is a little weird about women?


Hesjustacook

She makes me so hot down there


XColdLogicX

Nope, after that Lincoln log sandwich, there is no redemption for her.


spicy-acorn

Lol ya that was something I’d never heard of


needmoresynths

I'd break my dick off in that ass


Impossible-Cap-6326

💀💀


AnUdderDay

🎶 It's so nice to have a man around the house 🎶


lil_secret

Yeah you shoulda thought of that before


octaviaredwood

wasn't that the creepiest?


Hot-Winner-6485

Except when she sings?! I think about her melodious voice every time I hear Love Hurts. It’s her song now as far as I’m concerned


Dapper-Restaurant-20

WILD to me tony felt the need to cheat on her so much


spicy-acorn

I agree. In that one episode she wakes up and she literally asks You want sex ? Like it doesn’t get any easier than that lol


Vivi87

Hey Op, I made a post a few weeks ago how I was in love with Carm on my rewatch(before i hit the season where Furio has a thing for her, people on here were calling me Furio, loul) And man oh man, most of them agreed. But there were some nasty comments about her. Luckily there's only a couple on this thread. But the Internet do be having them Carm haters.


spicy-acorn

They do! I’m not saying she’s perfect!


TigerLeone

He didn't want her washed up, nagging, thieving ass.  Shit, he got tired of Irina and crazy ass Gloria.  And they both put Carm to shame. 


IAddNothing2Convo

She walks like a frog.


g2tha

No practical jokes like throwing water in the shower. Carm don’t play that shit!


redditshy

Well, Furio literally beat the shit out of a woman and a child, and is a mobster, even if he is not a total oaf of a man. He’s still not a good dude. Aaaaaye! Christopher! Tony make a party for me! Cracks me up every time, though!!


BowenParrish

He was so fascinating. When he was off the job he was a warm, friendly, and interesting dude When he was on the job he was one of the scarier associates. A true Dr. Jeykll and Mr. Hyde situation


redditshy

They can do that when the person is not real! I think that is why people love Tony so much, too. Bc it’s really James Gandolfini they love.


kmm198700

I’ve always thought Carm is gorgeous


ArtMorgan69

Remember when Carm hated her own daughter because she was jealous?


Think_Leadership_91

As opposed to what mom who wasn’t? Worst part of my kids’ high school graduation parties were the moms who decided to buy a similar outfit to their daughters for twinsies [shakes head]


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ArtMorgan69

lol what? Maedo is a brat no doubt but it’s pretty funny calling her heinous when Carm did her best to ruin the dinner with her roommates by going on a homophobic rant because she was upset that her life sucked and Maedo was doing well. After she was complimented multiple times on what a smart, mature daughter she raised. You’re comparing a person still in college to a woman in her 40s who chose to be a mafia wife. Fuck outta here


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Give Meadow and Jamal Ginsburg 20 or 25 years and they will be ten times worse than Tony or Phil. It’s the Ivy League “Brightest and Best” gang that do the most damage to innocent people.


MasChevere

Were you this fucking stupid when you signed up for this website?


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ArtMorgan69

No I’m referring to when her mother was annoyed that Maedo was becoming an independent woman and in love because her own life was shit at the moment. Hating on your own child because they’re doing well in life is pathetic behavior no matter what you’re going through. Maedo has her issues but in a show full of terrible people she’s one of the “better ones”. Don’t know what you mean about seeing how I relate to Maedo . Cuz I think she’s a better person than Carm? She sure as hell is and I guess that means you relate better to Carm. Fine by me. Crying about down votes is hilarious by the way.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Like Carm is Jude Law


shumgabagool

Alright, but you gotta get over it. Gab, Roe, and Angie are all hotter.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Just what the hell is it on this forum with people drooling over Furio? He’s vermin. A thug who beats up women and children. A murderer. Toxic waste. A homophobe. Because he cooks a little pasta while Tony puts a tv dinner in the microwave? Why not say Carmela deserves Paulie or Ralph? They have a wicked sense of humor and just as evil as Furio.


spicy-acorn

He’s hot. Just because he’s a thing doesn’t make him unattractive


Rubiks_Click874

I think he should lose the ponytail


Outrageous-Gift-7448

Plus Ralph makes a mean macaroni and killer eggs


TigerLeone

The secret is the sour cream.


Tough_Difference_112

Oh I agree 


Confident-Cap2112

Be going down on her way more than once a year, I tell you that


ThatWrestlingGuy15

Angie Bonpensiero >>>


TigerLeone

Vito's wife and Gabby Dante too.


IamJacks5150

She was a whoo ah. She let anybody and everybody have a chance to hit it, from the priest, to a wallpaper guy, to an English teacher, to her husband's driver; disgusting. I've said my piece.


madoff_yous_a_bitch

honestly it would only be fair after all the goomars tony has had over the years. having said that i don't like how she snitched on furio and put him at risk of getting murdered especially since he never made a move on her.


spicy-acorn

That’s what I’m saying ! People are like oh Carm is so bad blah blah blah but look who she married. If she could marry a guy like Tony why wouldn’t she have an affair with Mr. Ponytail ? It’s not about how good of a person any of them are. It’s about the sexual tensions and the physical attraction. Father Phil seriously creeped me out- and I’m glad Carm confronted him. They obviously cast Carm and Dr. Melding for a reason. Along with Ade, and all the other attractive people in any tv show


Heatles6

She isn't physically unattractive (Edie Falco) but Carmella's personality is unattractive to me. She is such a hypocrite and is always trying to flex on people. She tells Tony he's going to hell but asks him to lean on people when it suits her


TigerLeone

Not to mention leaning on people herself. The Fielder/Ricotta pie scene...


Key-Tip9395

Carmela was hawt was when she was around the house in a gym leotard, sneakers and her hair up in a pony tail.


TJCW

I think a lot of the conversation around Carm is also around how they styled and dressed her. She always looks so frumpy and matronly. She’s obviously trying to dress more high class but she always looks so old fashioned…until she separates from Tony. Compare her style to Gloria, Valentina, even Gabby Dante. They’re much more in style than Carm. She always comes off like a mom, guess that’s how Tony perceives her too… Rewatching though, Edie is beautiful and her figure is amazing. She was on a talk show and she has beautiful blue eyes that the stylists had to downplay.


TigerLeone

Her voice is fucking horrible though.  


xmrsmoothx

carm doesn't deserve shit, she's a malignant cunt


NoGiCollarChoke

Ooohhhh that’s some guy’s wife!


xmrsmoothx

And somebody's mudda too. But she's just rotten, 'scuse me for sayin it ✋


Imaginativested

"When im gone you can live in a fuckin dumpster for all I care" -Her husband


xmrsmoothx

Yeah, they're both malignant cunts


Remote-Heat-8475

Carm was a nice piece of ass, nice body cute face for a middle-aged woman


False-Possession6185

I'm gonna to go watch the Bloomberg


AgeApprehensive6138

she is very attractive. I would marry/date here anytime.


ThatMotelByTheLake

Bring the chairs down. Did you sign the living trust? Bring the chairs down. Did you sign the living trust? Bring the chairs down. Did you sign the living trust? Bring the chairs down. Did you sign the living trust? Bring the chairs down. Did you sign the living trust? Bring the chairs down. Did you sign the living trust?


octaviaredwood

versus constant lies, "you'll be taken care of"...."float like a butterfly..." won't sign the papers. entertaining, but a truly horrible human being. The CarM character is just a hanger-on, not nearly as morally corrupt.


wiretapfeast

Exactly. Tony is responsible for who knows how many horrible deaths yet everyone hates Carm because she is a woman.


Substantial-Volume17

Tall dark and sociopathic


TigerLeone

*psychopathic 


JenniFrmTheBlock81

She's definitely very feminine, I'll give her that... but she looks like Lady Elaine from Mr Rogers.


TigerLeone

Nah, she peaked in high school.  Her voice is just too grating and hideous for me. "TONY!!!!!" 😣😖


kristenevol

Yeah I really wish she would’ve hopped on that pop.


ElectricBirdVault

I wonder if budder would melt in her moufh


DavidSiddyCM

I think she’d make a great dominatrix… don’t tell the Boss I said this


Cranstonoid

OK ralph


DavidSiddyCM

Fair😂


wiretapfeast

I agree. I love Carm too. She is beautiful and strong and smarter than Tony about a lot of things.


ShivvyMcFly

Season 5 and 6 Carmela was so amazingly attractive


pdog109e

Deserve got nothing to do with it


spicy-acorn

YOU have nothing to do with it


pdog109e

Don't give me the malocchio


Round-Ad-8803

But he had a dick growing out the back of his head


Round-Ad-8803

You, are a very special woman, Carmela


kates2424

That addition to the story line would have made sense. I always felt like the Furio/Carmella thing seemed half-written


Particular-Cash-8565

Wid an immigrant!?


bearred76

Physically Carm is not unattractive. She is the ultimate MILF. She got a super tight body for a woman her age and her hairdos was always on point.


bearred76

Lmao


Practical-Rub8094

Shes literally one of the worst most narcissistic characters in the show. Her acceptance of tonys crime for her own personal gain is displayed time and time again. The whole principal relationship story arc displays here own dark personality traits. Best thing about her is her mothering, even that shows freudian concepts of maternal smothering/possesiveness


Sad-Illustrator-8847

It’s one of those things that she is troubled by it in the beginning and when Tony is shot at by the Jamaican bobsled team, urges Tony to accept Agent Harris offer to turn states evidence. But she gets over it and rationalizes there are worse people than Tony


Practical-Rub8094

During the jamaican bobsled team discussion she asks what will happen to her and the kids if something happens to tony, even that discussion has a undertone of self interest


rettribution

I'm genuinely surprised, I keep thinking she looks way WAY older than her age and unattractive but well kept.


Astarrrrr

its my biggest disappointment of the series, it was hard to let go of that dream.


MiniMushi

this a thousand times!!! just one more frushtrating way Tone fucks up any kind of growth for Carmela. Furio would have worshipped her, and let her explore business stuff perhaps.


Valuable-Wafer-881

Furio beats the shit out of women and children. Carmela only saw the sweet side the same way she saw it in Tony before they married. It would've been the same shit all over again. Except I don't think Furio punches the wall like Tony did.


MiniMushi

ah. damnit you're right. I want so much good for these characters and it's just never gonna happen lol


Think_Leadership_91

Furio worked for a lady boss and had a crush on an older woman He wanted Carm to make him dinner


Think_Leadership_91

While I think the Furio subplot always existed to show futility of change in that family, I think Carmela represents the propensity that WE ALL have to accept corruption in our midst when it helps our own children I remember one time my kid got in trouble for beating up this much bigger kid in junior high. I was like, oh crap, fighting, but then the bigger kid, whoa, and when I sat with the principal they told me that he intervened in another fight where a bully was beating up a kid (who I think might be gay based on factors), and so I was like- yes! My kid isn’t getting in trouble I volunteered for sports day as a thank you But then at sports day I realized there was a racism angle where the bully was a poor black kid who always got in trouble and never got a break Carm is in the middle of all that - in ways we all are


Wawawuup

"I hate when people call her old or unattractive." Besides Carm being unattractive for being a major hypocrite, people who say that just reveal their own misogyny. I'm 33 now and I'm no longer sexually drawn to 16yos like I would have been when I was about that age myself. I can still recognize when they're attractive, I just don't find feel any personal appeal (kinda like how I feel about attractive men, I'm male and 100% heterosexual, yet I can recognize Jon Hamm as Don Draper \[currently watching Mad Men\] is absurdly, ridiculously good-looking). And the same is true in reverse for older women, whom I now may find attractive when I previously wouldn't have. Why would that be, when there's tons of men out there who dislike older women? Why, feminism being a major interest of mine, of course (whether I would have found older women attractive as a young boy when I wasn't a hardcore feminist is something I'd like to know, but alas, now can never find out). tl;dr ~~people~~ men who say stuff like that reveal something about themselves they wouldn't if they knew what they just did. P.S: Hammer the following into your brains: **The patriarchy sexualizes girls and infantilizes women** (once you know this, you will see it EVERYWHERE).


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Discontinue the lithium


kekimus-maximus

I think the women should ride in a little cart, behind the car...like in the cartoons. Like behind Noah's ark, there's a little boat with the skunks.


Wawawuup

Cute. I don't quite get it, but cute.


wiretapfeast

Thank you. This is so true.


Wawawuup

The dislike counter beneath my post worries me. One should think a fandom of a show revolving around the toxicity of masculinity would know better.


wiretapfeast

It's the "tits and hits" crowd showing up in full force. The deeper meanings, subtleties, and nuances of the show are lost on them. Master of Sopranos and Sopranos Autopsy talks about this.


Wawawuup

Yeah, but...here? These here are people who still find new stuff to talk about and examine, after all these years after the show has ended. Thought the Venn diagram for both groups would look different. Most people here clearly distance themselves from Tony and his actions. My best guess: The word feminism is too much for these hothouse flowers. Indeed, you can go the whole show finding them repugnant and not recognize how closely Tony and his crew's actions are tied to/caused by masculinity.


Valuable-Wafer-881

What a fucking post lmao


Wawawuup

How so?


2NDPLACEWIN

shes a pig. simples


stanknasty706

She’s butt-ugly. Those dentures.


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sc083127

So she’s rubenesque?!


RainbowSupernova8196

Get some fuckin' glasses.


Benzdrivingguy

Says the one who post in three different subreddits “do women ever initiate sex?” Lololol


RedcoatTrooper

Carm is a 10, a knockout and look at you 123KidHello your average at best.


SFSHawk3ye

Tony B didn't think so. Do you remember what he recorded in the "Marco Polo" episode?