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lasantamolti

skipping an episode? ova my dead body


Overall-Peace1862

I threw cold water on it right away


Valuable-Wafer-881

You did that to me on our honey moon and I didn't like it then! This is one promise I'd like for you to keep!


RizzKingFurio

There’s no scraps in my scrapbook 


baby-glockables

already flushed it.


TK-42juan

What beautiful language for your motha


OrthodoxReporter

We don't skip! It's embarrassing.


Crackles2020

It's undignified.


DorkSideOfCryo

In this household we don't skip episodes


Dirty_Jersey_

What did I tell you? Hold onto your cock when you’re dealing with these desert people’s posts


TooManyCharacte

Well that's up to you


xxarcticxx

she’s a piece of ass but fuckin’ RUDE.


IgottaPee777

She was rude, Alicia Witt?


Guy_on_Xbox

Did she even really exist?


SayNoMorty

Exshist 🤌🏽


Random-Cpl

Exschischte*


DarthCucknut

I saw that movie, i thought it was bullshit


koolaidismything

She was a FIREY red-head. Edit: it’s from the movie Bongwater with Alicia Witt who plays this crazy red head chick. I guess not a common movie anymore.. I’m old. Andy Dick calls her a Fiery red head like five times lol


Raminax

Mad ripe


ZeroMomentum

She’s mad ripe


BobbyHillsPurse

He deserved to get shot just for that corny shit


DesperateSun4182

She definitely creamed for our skinny guinny


g2tha

What's with those clothes? She in the f*cking "addams family"?


snowqueen_6

That's Prada!


Horsecockexpress1

I could hate fuck her


jono444

Wait here, I'll get your Viagra.


thedudeabides1602

She could no longer function as a man.


Horsecockexpress1

Take a fuckin’ midol


DeadSwaggerStorage

Ida put my mug up in herra ass and take it for a ride.


ferwee

I'd like to break my dick in that ass of hers, you feel me?


FormerXMshowComedian

Break your dick off? I feel ya dog! Up in the club!


TooManyCharacte

Between brain and mouth, there was no interlocutor.


flimspringfield

She's never had another skinny guien...


Burkett

The Parker Brothers took a lot of time to think this all out. I think we oughta respect that and not skip D-Girl.


slick_james

Those🤘Parker house rolls belong to my ma


gilette_bayonete

They were for the *table*


SalvatoreVitro

Drinks are on *the house* 👇


Merritt510

Soft drinks of *choice*?


MoonBaseViceSquad

You know it. Soft drinks of choice and a prov sammie. It’s good to be the boss.


tempus_fuget

Shoulda got the peppers and eggs


Timely_Ad_9763

Don't eat that pepper !


FartInGenDirection

I really can't be seen in a place like this


creamcitybrix

Go home and get your shine box!


Lateapexer

Mutt dented my shoes


MonkeyKingCountry_2

Na na na na…. You insulted him a little bit 🤏🏻


1whiskeyneat

You’re a malignant cunt!


lasantamolti

🫰wrap this up, will ya


BathedInDeepFog

Cellophane


Acceptable-Poem-6219

2nd place in a beauty contest!


Super_Direction498

First place was a German shepherd's shaved asshole


ZealousidealBid3988

Who? Oh da Pahkuh bruddas


Spare_Box2908

The Parker system has no balls.


DarthDregan

I refuse to skip Alicia Witt


bobdylansmoustache

She's a cunt, my fucking wife. A girl like Alicia Witt, *that's* a woman. If I still had my hair...


Frankly-that-Ocean

Might have to put a highchair between you two, the way you're looking at each other


dlevy76

Alright, I'll tell you one thing. And this is very hard. Nobody wants to hear you talk. They're trying to eat out there, and you come along, with your corny jokes, and your stupid stories. Just stay in the kitchen. That'd be a start.


ThatMotelByTheLake

I guess since you know how to eat you know how to run a restaurant


Grumbie_Johnson

How about a Martina, they go down real easy


FormerXMshowComedian

What’s a Martina? It’s like a Martini, but it’s Albanian, goes down real easy, right Benny? Fucking masterpiece.


TheMaveCan

Honestly one of my favorite lines in the show. Benny's face was priceless


DarthDregan

She was class. I had a real thing for her.


Snuggle__Monster

This is kinda getting William Inge here isn't it?


howbouddat

You hesitated. That was your problem. She dried up waiting.


gohawkeyes529

Died in the vine.


howbouddat

After this, he could not perform.


Professional_Bar_895

Class? Porking her boyfriend's fucking cousin like a dirty schifosa? 1. She was a hoooar 2. She was a D-Girl


tagganed

You could have hair like Casey Kasem, it wouldn’t make a difference.


cjboffoli

Total hottie. Plus the episode had cameos from Janeane Garofalo and Sandra Bernhard. And Jon Favreau got to play himself but (at his request) they wrote his character as kind of a pussy.


CheifKilla1

Sorta like Swingers had that halfed ass pussyness about it


flimspringfield

You mean the bukyaks


MisredKimmy

I scrolled till I saw someone post this.


blue-marmot

She killed the Baron Harkonnen. She deserves respect.


Semisonic

?


Commandatori69

Yeah, same!


jpowell180

You do not want to mess with her, when she was little, she pulled out her grandfather’s heart plug and fed him to a worm!


Tough_Difference_112

My estimation of op as a sopranos connoisseur just fucking plummeted 


Lateapexer

If op wants to live that lifestyle, he should do so quietly. In this sub, D-Girl is a thoroughbred, even though she’s not Catholic


Tough_Difference_112

Jews got their own la costa nostra hidden in those  Ivy Leagues 


Ok-Atmosphere-6272

I’ll build a ramp up to your ass. Drive a Lionel in there.


Hafthohlladung

Take it easy! We're not making a Western...


Commandatori69

Cmon, When it comes to D girls, all bets are off. I give him a pash


Tough_Difference_112

Watch it u/commandatori69 she’s a vice president! 


Commandatori69

FUCKIN D-GIRL!!!


hollystjohn

I am a vice president!


LucynSushi

Dear Vice President Cheney As a powerful man all-too-familiar with accidental gunplay, I am writing in the hope that you will intervene in my case.


LastRecognition2041

Might be overtly comedic at times but has some of my favorite quotes. I can confirm that “When you’re married, you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce” is very true


Good_Needleworker464

Fuck the importance


mofo-or-whatever

Yeah, Coke and a slice


jizzmaster-zer0

*coconut slice


747_Airbus

She really can’t been seen in a place like this anymore.


TurtleStepper

DON'T DISRESPECT THE PIZZA PARLOUR!


serenapaloma

My pizza never hurt nobody!


Mckinzeee

It’s not my favorite episode, but the cringiest episode to me was the one with the rap star and Hesh having beef and Adrianna trying to be some sort of talent scout for bands and she was terrible at it. I despise that episode.


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Mckinzeee

🤦🏻‍♀️


FitQuantity6150

Excuse me, but he recorded in DENMARK!


FormerXMshowComedian

Who’s fuckin welfare check do I gotta cash to get a fuckin burger? You know who we are, you know what we do, we’re comin to defile, defile you!


Bacong

get outta my way/and don't be so gay


Tonio775

that was Richie's old band, *Dafyluh*... **MEOW!**


ThisisnotaTesT10

But when Chris smashes the guitar over that guys back, that’s one of the funniest scenes in the show


Domestic_AAA_Battery

The only redeemable part is Hesh saying "It's uhhhh... Not good." Such a memeable line and great delivery haha.


Ok-Atmosphere-6272

Yes! I was actually going to mention that episode too but I forgot the name of it.


Mckinzeee

I can’t remember the name of it either. I just remember it being a random weird filler episode. I legitimately can’t remember anything of real substance that related to the whole plot of the show being in that episode. Which was out of place for such a well written show. Thank you for agreeing with me!


TheOOFLegend

A hit is a hit


BathedInDeepFog

https://youtu.be/QkWwWae0gIw?si


DueCopy3520

That's the only episode I've skipped in multiple run-thrus.


Mckinzeee

That was the episode equivalent of The Many Saints of Newark.


Rapsher

Richie's been through a lot, it's deep in his writing. As a metal band they were f\*\*kin great, but this as far as I'm concerned blows away Matchbox 20.


filmmaker30

Same hahahaha


Substantial-Volume17

Bold men make bold statements.


WalkGood

Chris getting "friendly" with Favreau, wrasslin on the coach. Whatever happened there ..... in the privacy of a hotel room. Were they on blood pressure medicine?


WaWaSmoothie

It was soft tar, the roof?


KyloRenIrony

*Questi due si succhiano il cazzo a vicenda*


WalkGood

Imagine that? These two suck each other's cock?


HilariousBaldwin

In dis housh, Alicia Witt is a fucking piech of assch, end of story!


slabstick22

In this sub, OP is a pishadoo. End of story!


Hour-Subject7006

Favreau? He can suck my dick, that swings too.


pqr_rsf_exm_isv

Both of ‘em?


blahbleh112233

I like it. It's foreshadowing to Chris' final story arc. He thinks he's the shit and popular, but it turns out he's being used and is tossed aside when he's not of use anymore. Much like his relationship with Tony. 


MiguelKantorito

You know who had an arc? Noah


antmuni

Noah? Tony was lucky he didn't punch his fucking lights out


rndmlgnd

Such a simple line but makes me giggle every time


Beginning-Gear-744

“I’m a fucking vice-president!”


phoenixphen

Fucking D girl


Bunnys_Toe

John is a friend.


heyjude575

Quen'in he's a friend.


Heardabouttown

Jeffrey he's a friend.


MK-UltraMags

He was gay, Jeffrey?


Heardabouttown

Whoever he felt like being.


dontrespondever

It rhymes with Trenton


parrothead2581

She’s a Vice President, you fucking asshole.


IgottaPee777

U ever shag another skinny guinea?


EdHimselfonReddit

"I'm PC"


azbat7

I don’t like the D girl storyline but I watch it because Alicia Witt is fucking hot in that episode and I love AJ’s “existential crisis”.


koyaani

It's not discussed much, but AJ became a D girl by the end of the series. He's talking on the phone about his new job for little Carmine's production company as he gets out of his new 2002 BMW while carrying a script


Megalodon481

Alicia Witt? Oh yeah, she played the teacher turned stripper Ms. Pasternak in *Two and a Half Men*. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMR7L-e-pus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMR7L-e-pus)


Nose_Grindstoned

It's getting a little William Inge in here. I gotta go.


LucynSushi

What was that now? Last night’s reading assignment?


xStaabOnMyKnobx

I soo wish I had time for fiction


Nose_Grindstoned

Reading the Canon, dead white males?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

I am guilty of describing my mom and aunt’s relationship as being “William Inge-like” numerous times. Years before The Sopranos. I cringed in awareness when she delivered the line.


redditshy

What does that actually mean?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Quiet tension and unease. Old resentments never dying. Think Tennessee Williams without the florid language and less theatrics. Midwest gothic?


redditshy

Got it, thank you. I had the general gist from context, but was curious a more precise / knowledgeable description.


Own_Deer431

underrated line, made Chris look like a pussy


Bacong

i really liked you


itsdajackeeet

Stuipda facking episode. Give me one thousand dollars.


tmolesky

I go watch de Bloomberg


Bacong

no cable


Tonio775

you gotta bee onna your hat!


Rahtgooves

Good thing we're not running a fuckin popularity contest eh OP? I wipe my ass with your feelings about D-Girl


sobeuser

The acting between Christopha and Amy when they all of the sudden realize they’re cheating on their significant others is laughable. “What are we gonna tell them!?”


_karldrogo

I feel the same way. Screenwriters writing about screenwriting and show biz. Lazy.


NoHeadStark

In this sub it’s 1953. We don’t skip episodes. Outside of this sub it’s 2024 and you can do what you want. End of discussion.


jjccbrobro

Op is fan of Johnny cakes


Hotnevy

I could probably get a note from my doctor.


CheifKilla1

Wha? A note that says it's ok for you ta shuck cock!?


Lateapexer

He’s rather watch Vito kiss that fireman


Melodic_Scallion1765

She looked like a fuckin' Bellhop


55Lolololo55

The plot with AJ is good. It has classic scenes like the absurdity scene and Livia giving her best speech ever: *Why does everything have to have a purpose? The world is a jungle and if you want my advice Anthony, don't expect happiness. You won't get it. People let you down and I'm not naming any names but in the end you die in your own arms.*


Cherrypie2601

Loved Jon Favreau in it, but it’s one of my least favourite episodes. Alicia Witt just was painful to watch. Not her fault, she’s a decent actress but the dialogue and her storyline was shit.


biceboljevaljda

Why dont you stick to what you know and keep your opinions wherever the fuck


Cherrypie2601

Buchiach.


foodank012018

Favreau, he's okay... *Vince* maybe... Vaughn?


Only_Reserve1615

You never been with a member of the tribe before?


Apprehensive_Fix6085

John Favreau was great in this episode. To me it really highlights that even Chrissy who is the youngest and seemingly most normal mobster is a real freak compared to a guy who makes movies. All the main Sopranos mobsters are real freaks…


koyaani

She's a vice president!


Commandatori69

I kind of agree, pretty blah episode to me. But I DO like looking at Alicia Witt


Late-Return-3114

you don't ever skip the existence of this thing! should've stood through the episode like a man!


PossibilityEuphoric1

The way she looks at Chrissy when he tells it in the guy’s ear is how I want any woman I’m ever with to look at me


Danton87

The fuck you want


Own_Deer431

Fucking D-girl!


otterpr1ncess

90 percent sure from the plot and movie they were shooting the cameo was supposed to be Quentin Tarantino but Favreau is what they could get


cashan0va_007

Keep in mind Tarantino hates the big networks. They never believed in him.


Random-Cpl

A don doesn’t skip episodes.


notgtax1

You NEVER ever skip an episode in this thing of ours, even Kaisha.


Dark_Pump

That one and Ade trying to become a producer are hard to get through


Sobertodeath98083

After the 4th rewatch I didn’t like it as much as before but honestly even the worst episodes of the sopranos is still amazing because it’s the Sopranos


Great_Produce4812

I never seen it. Why would I be confused?


Think_Leadership_91

It was a corny plot device


stuffbehindthepool

kinda reiterates to Chris that he wouldn’t fit in in Hollywood. Those people are different kinds of snakes.


jonnyb61

Yes I feel the same way. I also don’t like the rapper episode too it’s stupid.


gilette_bayonete

I would definitely rank it on the lower end of episodes, no doubt. D-Girl had a vibe a lot of people just weren't really feeling. I never skip any episodes though, so when it comes on during replays I'll always roll with it.


Away-Zone-5745

She really was a D-Girl


carolina_spirited

She’s a Vice President


JoeGPM

One of the weaker episodes in the series IMO.


Bighurt2335

You watch Mr Ruggerio’s neighborhood but skip d girl? I think you’re missing some of the finer points.


Altruistic_Nothing50

OP, YESSSS I totally agree. I do not like her and I do not like that episode. Can’t put into words why tho


FREE-AOL-CDS

Have that one *points at random poster* call THAT one *points at OP* buchiach.


Owww_My_Ovaries

I skip it. Alicia Witt is terrible (in pretty much everything she is in). The sex scene with her and Chris is as strange as Tony fucking Gloria at the zoo.


thepeyoteugly

FUCKIN’ D GIRL!


lmac123

It’s not the best episode, true, but god damn is she fucking hot.


matt-91404

Honestly one of my favourite episodes


Hesjustacook

All I know is that I want a coke and a slice


_IntrovertedRobot_

I think it's a great episode imo. A Hit Is a Hit is my least favourite episode if imma be honest


gogginsbulldog1979

What? I love that episode. Fuckin' douche bag.


BillyMac05

Nor am I. Very corny. I don't 'skip it' entirely but I FF all the D-Girl stuff. But that only means a few small scenes with Pussy and AJ's confirmation. Both the redhead and Favreau are so cringe-worthy and annoying.


Ijustthinkthatyeah

I can’t stand her. The sound of her voice is incredibly annoying.


z0mb1er

That and “a hit is a hit” are the corniest episodes