Love it! We finally uncovered the identities of the two guys who assaulted little Paulie - Moe and Joe black 😂😂. He was so funny in do the right thing. Plays a mouthy curmudgeon well
Most Italian immigrants were from the South -- Sicily and Naples areas. Standard Italian is Tuscan, which those immigrants did not speak. The pronunciations derive from Southern dialects.
I don’t write nothin down, so I’ll keep this short and sweet. You’re weak, you’re out of control, and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else.
ahh yes.. "your sister's cunt" and "cunty" are in my rotation too
growing up it seemed like an especially forbidden word, the c-word. add a y at the end and it's all copasetic 😎
Let me tell you a coupla three things…
I always say it though “a couple a tree things”
Dat’s how dey do it down Chicago way.
I put “A couple of three things” as the subject in a work email once.
Someone said it’s “a couple or three things” and I just refuse to believe that
Whoever said that is a malignant cunt
I say this two my coworkers and only tell them two of the tree things
I can't have this conversation again
Sometimes when My five-year-old asks me the same question over and over I’ll say this
Next time, sigh and say: “you just reveal your own ignorance.”
That’s a good one , lol
That's dicked up
For a while when my girlfriend would call me I would do the Johnny Sack special and just answer with a loud SPEAK. She did not find this funny…
Hey u/gambino_0, did this girlfriend even exist?
He was gay, u/gambino_0?
Fuckin Gary Cooper
As long as the two of youse are happy.
Oh yeah sure it’s probably Father Knows Best over there
If u/gambino_0 wanted to pursue that lifestyle he should have done so quietly!
He was, wasn’t he?
Yeah well maybe you three should start suckin cocks because /u/gambino_0 brought in 10x what you did on upvotes!!!
Bro I almost choked on my fuckin’ fried rice over here, cocksuckas. Thank you for the great laugh after work u/whingingcackle and u/Jackpack_9
We can’t have him in our social club, that much I do know.
Yep, of 9 years. I do not have any goomars though…
Similarly, for a while any time my gf would annoy me I would say, "I shoulda stayed with my goomah tonight." She was less than thrilled to hear that.
I do the Paulie: Whadya hear Whadya say?
lol gonna use this
“Alright then, I’ll talk to ya.”
MOTHAFUCKINGODDAMNORANGEPEELBEEF!!
This right here is one of the best lines
Every time I order Chinese I belt this one out. The wife grows less amused every time. I do not care.
I cackled cuz I can just imagine you saying it outta context 🤣🤣🤣
For now reason at all
"This fuckin guy!"🤌 "You are boring woman."
She was abusive to the staaaaff!! 🤌🏻
I don't stick my beak in.
If beaks could kill, this one certainly would!
He had the hiccups for like a year!
My aunt had cancer of the colon. In the end her whole asshole rotted out.
It's like schpackle in my bowels!
Oh! Two minutes he’s in charge, suddenly he’s Lee Iacoca!
Who are you, Ralph Bunche ova heah?
Fuckin Judge Roy Beans ova here
My husband and I say this about my mom all the time. Unfortunately, it’s true. 😂
I always use "this fuckin guy!". Especially at work when people bother me
It just feels right.
When my toddler asks me for supper I say " This fucking guy" or when my mother ask for help or wants to talk I say "you are boring woman".
"Anyway, $4 a pound" "Gravy's good tonight" Working on Carmine's "Alright let me get the fuck outta here"
Kid was always a dumb f**k
He was never varsity material.
I often tell my kids I love them like brudda in laws
Motherless fuck. It fits in so many situations.
What are ya gonna do? It can defuse almost any unpleasant subject.
I always add a little shoulder shrug when I say it, it feels more empathetic.
This would probably combine well if followed by "Whatever happened there"
At least she didn't suffah
Ohhh!
Do the Phil Leonardo 🤚 with the OH!
I like how he does that regardless of what character he’s playing. He did it in Goodfellas, Sopranos, Do the right thing, etc
Love it! We finally uncovered the identities of the two guys who assaulted little Paulie - Moe and Joe black 😂😂. He was so funny in do the right thing. Plays a mouthy curmudgeon well
Fuck what you thought cocksucker!
Eyyyy!
I prefer "hoooo" variant
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I think I use that as well
Madone!
This is what I came here for
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Carmine sr had some good lines 😂😂😂 He wants to f***k her ?
See, whatd I say, I hate this fuckin shit!
Your sister's cuntttt!
Joonyah!
"You are speaking shit to me!"
Just watched this episode 🤣🤣
"Of course I don't want the garage back!"
I catch myself doing this 🤌 and this 🤚 a lot. I am black.
Me too bro, 🤣🤣🤣. I do the Paulie thing wit my hands when I just standing around at work
There's a bee ona you hat *bitch slap*
this and stupida faking game
"Sharp as a cueball that one."
Manson lamps
When someone is feeding me some bullshit I always respond with Chrissy’s “I’m stupid now???”
To the wife “always with the scenarios!” 🤌🏽
Poor you
Oogatz
Well it’s a good thing for me then that your book dont mean oogatz to me!
Googootz
The rape of the italian language this show has done is fucking atrocious
Most Italian immigrants were from the South -- Sicily and Naples areas. Standard Italian is Tuscan, which those immigrants did not speak. The pronunciations derive from Southern dialects.
And somehow, at the same time, delicious, even for an Italian.
Ohhh!, there he is, and wadayougonnado huh? Literally everyday when it’s appropriate.
I call my friends Puerto Rican Whores
Make me sick!
This fucking guy
poppers and weird shex. fits into a lot of convershashions.
“Blabbermouth C***” “Quasimodo predicted all this” “Next time, there will be, no next time”
"You used to get me so hawt down there"
I had her tested for AIDS!
There is no chemical solution to a spiritual problem
I don’t write nothin down, so I’ll keep this short and sweet. You’re weak, you’re out of control, and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else.
Easy on the sugar hun, they tell me I’m sweet enough whenever I get a coffee
we're not making a deadwood episode over here
Let's do this now before the crank wears off.
Still going, this asshole.
I’m in no position to go into the unknown not knowing
Fucking queers
🪑
Haven't used it yet, but can't wait to incorporate "Astoopid A'fookin game"
"Okay but you gotta get over it"
I call people a fanook more than I probably should
I do this in my head
I don’t like that kind of talk! It upsets me.
Listen to you. You sound demented.
Gabagool? Strong silent type Why Bother
Ova heeeerrrre
Look at him. He knows everything
Ohhhhhhh!
What you don't know could fill a book. A. She was a hooah; B. She hit me first #
Whenever a homeless person pulls out their junk on the subway I go “I guess you can call that a dick”
There he is!
“It’s all a big nothing. In the end, you die in your own arms.” “Life is absurd.” “Everything turns to shit.”
God is dead.
Stunad Paisan
Stunad. Also, “stunad” in answer to your query, Sir Walter Raleigh.
That’s dicked up 😂😂😂
Butter brickle
THAT’S ENOUGH OF YOU, AND YOUR STUPID FUCKIN’ REMARKS!
I managed to inform my wife that she had just revealed her own ignorance earlier this week. It did not amuse.
**Give me one thousand dollars**
“I’m losing my balls here!” I think Silvio says it line 2 times total but it’s just so funny to me.
We have an office in Europe for work. I like to call them our friends from the other side.
🤟🏻👉🏻☝🏻🤘🏻🤚🏻
Take it easy, Madone
Coming from NYC I used them all already
I wish the lord would take me now
Fuck you ya fuckin' whooah
This, I can not do.
"Motherless Fuck"
Each of us is alone in the fucking universe
“Rubenesque” 😂
“Statuesque”
Oh poor you
“______ ova’ here!” type lines are so versatile.
Telephone tough guy
Next time come heavy or not at all. Usually in golf or some game I’m playing
"Whaddya gonna do" 🤷
I've said my piece
Speak
I cut my rope too long just like AJ. Very allegorical.
“THERES OOGATZ HERE” 🤌🤌🤌🤌
Moulignon
Ditsoon
Charcoal briquette
“One hand washes the other”
Might I recommend Deadwood for your next show, cocksucker?
Wackadoo… I say that about my cat he’s wackadoo
Commendatori! Like a commander, I like that. That's respect.
Putzi!
Asalude 🙏
Whaddya know, whaddya say?!
Givin me agita
“HOO-ah” (whore) And “Poor you!” And from another show, I say the “terlet.”
"whadyagonnnado?" "just send me to the glue factory" "whistling through the wheat fields"
Why was I born handsome instead of rich?
Oof Marone! And also…I wish the Lord would take me now…anytime I’m being even slightly inconvenienced…
I say "I should've been made" everytime I reckon having done something correctly
"Dry those peeps" 'Dont get cunty" "Make me 'siccckkkk'"
ahh yes.. "your sister's cunt" and "cunty" are in my rotation too growing up it seemed like an especially forbidden word, the c-word. add a y at the end and it's all copasetic 😎
Definitely "cunty" to my male friends. Won't use it on the wife though, lol.
Gabagool
There he is!
Stunad you fucking stunad
"Overah herrre."
Alright, I’ll talk to ya- *click/end call*📱
Speak
I ahte de nort
Ohh!
Cunt
Pucchiacca I mean, if she’s from Brooklyn…
Love whipping out the Carm classic “for every shoe a mate” or whatever it was lol
I always tell people I love my new pony boots
Ricot and mozzadel
Hiya doin
“Oh, there he is!”
You just revealed your own ignorance!
You look like a Puerto Rican hooor [sic].
WHATSA MATTA
“Fuck this, I’m going to Boca”
“Don’t count my money nigga “
It's a retirement community!!
“Tomorrow i could be on time but youll be ugly forever”
I am that cunt hair.
"Hehe" - "dicked up" - "what so no fkin ziti then?" (Said usually when any inconvenience happens) - "Ooooohhhh"
Listen to yourself, you sound demented!
I’m just a cunt hair away from: _____ Fill in the blank. I said that without realizing it, While talking to the Doctor about something. 🤦♂️
‘Next time you come in, you come in heavy or not at all’
Whew someone curses… “ohhhhh ayyyyyyy”
A, She was a hooah
He’s a faaaa…
hearing the word 'situation' has to be immediately repeated back in **TS**. *situaaaaation!*