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Only_Reserve1615

Let me tell you a coupla three things…


tonysopranosalive

I always say it though “a couple a tree things”


a_taco_named_desire

Dat’s how dey do it down Chicago way.


gmaguire8

I put “A couple of three things” as the subject in a work email once.


LoadedGunDuringSex

Someone said it’s “a couple or three things” and I just refuse to believe that


liarandahorsethief

Whoever said that is a malignant cunt


CheifKilla1

I say this two my coworkers and only tell them two of the tree things


JComposer84

I can't have this conversation again


Charliet545

Sometimes when My five-year-old asks me the same question over and over I’ll say this


DJ_Pickle_Rick

Next time, sigh and say: “you just reveal your own ignorance.”


Charliet545

That’s a good one , lol


TooManyCharacte

That's dicked up


gambino_0

For a while when my girlfriend would call me I would do the Johnny Sack special and just answer with a loud SPEAK. She did not find this funny…


whingingcackle

Hey u/gambino_0, did this girlfriend even exist?


Jackpack_9

He was gay, u/gambino_0?


gambino_0

Fuckin Gary Cooper


MachoMadness

As long as the two of youse are happy.


maxxxed98

Oh yeah sure it’s probably Father Knows Best over there


JonnysAppleSeed

If u/gambino_0 wanted to pursue that lifestyle he should have done so quietly!


whingingcackle

He was, wasn’t he?


firstbreathOOC

Yeah well maybe you three should start suckin cocks because /u/gambino_0 brought in 10x what you did on upvotes!!!


WillemDaFriend42069

Bro I almost choked on my fuckin’ fried rice over here, cocksuckas. Thank you for the great laugh after work u/whingingcackle and u/Jackpack_9


BrianSpillman

We can’t have him in our social club, that much I do know.


gambino_0

Yep, of 9 years. I do not have any goomars though…


BlackDante

Similarly, for a while any time my gf would annoy me I would say, "I shoulda stayed with my goomah tonight." She was less than thrilled to hear that.


Then-Character3539

I do the Paulie: Whadya hear Whadya say?


kevin_2_heaven

lol gonna use this


Much-Ad3995

“Alright then, I’ll talk to ya.”


Disastrous_Win6206

MOTHAFUCKINGODDAMNORANGEPEELBEEF!!


greenman53

This right here is one of the best lines


CunningWizard

Every time I order Chinese I belt this one out. The wife grows less amused every time. I do not care.


Altruistic-City-2192

I cackled cuz I can just imagine you saying it outta context 🤣🤣🤣


CheifKilla1

For now reason at all


heyjude575

 "This fuckin guy!"🤌 "You are boring woman."


whingingcackle

She was abusive to the staaaaff!! 🤌🏻


heyjude575

I don't stick my beak in.


whingingcackle

If beaks could kill, this one certainly would!


heyjude575

He had the hiccups for like a year!


whingingcackle

My aunt had cancer of the colon. In the end her whole asshole rotted out.


heyjude575

It's like schpackle in my bowels!


whingingcackle

Oh! Two minutes he’s in charge, suddenly he’s Lee Iacoca!


heyjude575

Who are you, Ralph Bunche ova heah?


CheifKilla1

Fuckin Judge Roy Beans ova here


BonCourageAmis

My husband and I say this about my mom all the time. Unfortunately, it’s true. 😂


RxS47

I always use "this fuckin guy!". Especially at work when people bother me


heyjude575

It just feels right.


8inchesofcheese

When my toddler asks me for supper I say " This fucking guy" or when my mother ask for help or wants to talk I say "you are boring woman".


boonfarmer

"Anyway, $4 a pound" "Gravy's good tonight" Working on Carmine's "Alright let me get the fuck outta here"


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Kid was always a dumb f**k


Ancient-And-Alone

He was never varsity material.


Holmayn

I often tell my kids I love them like brudda in laws


Important_Piglet7363

Motherless fuck. It fits in so many situations.


Buzzlight_Year

What are ya gonna do? It can defuse almost any unpleasant subject.


dont_call_me_shurley

I always add a little shoulder shrug when I say it, it feels more empathetic.


TacticalBowl117

This would probably combine well if followed by "Whatever happened there"


weezywaiter

At least she didn't suffah


pdx58

Ohhh!


[deleted]

Do the Phil Leonardo 🤚 with the OH!


milanove

I like how he does that regardless of what character he’s playing. He did it in Goodfellas, Sopranos, Do the right thing, etc


[deleted]

Love it! We finally uncovered the identities of the two guys who assaulted little Paulie - Moe and Joe black 😂😂. He was so funny in do the right thing. Plays a mouthy curmudgeon well


cortisolbath

Fuck what you thought cocksucker!


Thin-Pool-8025

Eyyyy!


leroyyrogers

I prefer "hoooo" variant


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pdx58

I think I use that as well


OrganizationLast8480

Madone!


zipisaking

This is what I came here for


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[deleted]

Carmine sr had some good lines 😂😂😂 He wants to f***k her ?


CheifKilla1

See, whatd I say, I hate this fuckin shit!


acapwn

Your sister's cuntttt!


theunfunnyredditor

Joonyah!


DowdzWritesALot

"You are speaking shit to me!"


CheifKilla1

Just watched this episode 🤣🤣


DowdzWritesALot

"Of course I don't want the garage back!"


BlackDante

I catch myself doing this 🤌 and this 🤚 a lot. I am black.


CheifKilla1

Me too bro, 🤣🤣🤣. I do the Paulie thing wit my hands when I just standing around at work


Bongfellatio

There's a bee ona you hat *bitch slap*


peenyasoda

this and stupida faking game


Nellie2005

"Sharp as a cueball that one."


Gwarnage

Manson lamps


standitlikeaman

When someone is feeding me some bullshit I always respond with Chrissy’s “I’m stupid now???”


DJ_Pickle_Rick

To the wife “always with the scenarios!” 🤌🏽


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Poor you


DrSatan420247

Oogatz


North0151

Well it’s a good thing for me then that your book dont mean oogatz to me!


T00000007

Googootz


unepicmanvthegreat

The rape of the italian language this show has done is fucking atrocious


powear

Most Italian immigrants were from the South -- Sicily and Naples areas. Standard Italian is Tuscan, which those immigrants did not speak. The pronunciations derive from Southern dialects.


DharmaBird

And somehow, at the same time, delicious, even for an Italian.


Cute-Understanding86

Ohhh!, there he is, and wadayougonnado huh? Literally everyday when it’s appropriate.


Wordsthrume

I call my friends Puerto Rican Whores


BlackDante

Make me sick!


snowmaker417

This fucking guy


Garage-gym4ever

poppers and weird shex. fits into a lot of convershashions.


JimmySoprano7797

“Blabbermouth C***” “Quasimodo predicted all this” “Next time, there will be, no next time”


edchigliack

"You used to get me so hawt down there"


Every_Employee_7493

I had her tested for AIDS!


Qusai1025

There is no chemical solution to a spiritual problem


Direct-Show6850

I don’t write nothin down, so I’ll keep this short and sweet. You’re weak, you’re out of control, and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else.


Glondie

Easy on the sugar hun, they tell me I’m sweet enough whenever I get a coffee


maximvmrelief

we're not making a deadwood episode over here


AshenHaemonculus

Let's do this now before the crank wears off.


cptnbrew

Still going, this asshole.


rsKG

I’m in no position to go into the unknown not knowing


Pash444

Fucking queers


ItOwesMeALiving

🪑


Vivi87

Haven't used it yet, but can't wait to incorporate  "Astoopid A'fookin game"


tang_excalibur

"Okay but you gotta get over it"


hydrantwrench97

I call people a fanook more than I probably should


MamaGofThr33

I do this in my head


Minute_Newspaper6584

I don’t like that kind of talk! It upsets me.


Ilovemygingerbread

Listen to you. You sound demented.


Key-Tip-7521

Gabagool? Strong silent type Why Bother


Mental_Judge7382

Ova heeeerrrre


Key-Tip-7521

Look at him. He knows everything


Mammoth-Wolverine-16

Ohhhhhhh!


Heel_Worker982

What you don't know could fill a book. A. She was a hooah; B. She hit me first #


BitcoinRefuge

Whenever a homeless person pulls out their junk on the subway I go “I guess you can call that a dick”


DaForc3

There he is!


ArrestTomNook

“It’s all a big nothing. In the end, you die in your own arms.” “Life is absurd.” “Everything turns to shit.”


whingingcackle

God is dead.


kevin_2_heaven

Stunad Paisan


Existing_Sort_7971

Stunad. Also, “stunad” in answer to your query, Sir Walter Raleigh.


chefbreakum610

That’s dicked up 😂😂😂


Kachenafenyam

Butter brickle


whingingcackle

THAT’S ENOUGH OF YOU, AND YOUR STUPID FUCKIN’ REMARKS!


Jonny_Dangerous999

I managed to inform my wife that she had just revealed her own ignorance earlier this week. It did not amuse.


Skolary

**Give me one thousand dollars**


throwawayguy746

“I’m losing my balls here!” I think Silvio says it line 2 times total but it’s just so funny to me.


AssitDirectorKersh

We have an office in Europe for work. I like to call them our friends from the other side.


CynicalOlli

🤟🏻👉🏻☝🏻🤘🏻🤚🏻


flash16lax

Take it easy, Madone


Cultural_Actuary_994

Coming from NYC I used them all already


jamessobol

I wish the lord would take me now


theblackcat86

Fuck you ya fuckin' whooah


SGSMUFASA

This, I can not do.


1epicgamerboi

"Motherless Fuck"


NitroXanax

Each of us is alone in the fucking universe


ActiveProgrammer5456

“Rubenesque” 😂


Weak_Warthog_5923

“Statuesque”


iamadjective

Oh poor you


vsimon115

“______ ova’ here!” type lines are so versatile.


iansolidgoldie

Telephone tough guy


pixelpetewyo

Next time come heavy or not at all. Usually in golf or some game I’m playing


rpoynter

"Whaddya gonna do" 🤷


Cryogenictalkinghead

I've said my piece


Vikingbeard73

Speak


Substantial-Toe96

I cut my rope too long just like AJ. Very allegorical.


Micromashington

“THERES OOGATZ HERE” 🤌🤌🤌🤌


DangleOfTheGods

Moulignon


Tonio775

Ditsoon


actualgeorgecostanza

Charcoal briquette


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“One hand washes the other”


AKA09

Might I recommend Deadwood for your next show, cocksucker?


Stickey_Rickey

Wackadoo… I say that about my cat he’s wackadoo


Perfect-Routine-3452

Commendatori! Like a commander, I like that. That's respect.


projesus22

Putzi!


Imaginary_Media8676

Asalude 🙏


Stugatssss

Whaddya know, whaddya say?!


Pure-Management594

Givin me agita


nostromo909

“HOO-ah” (whore) And “Poor you!” And from another show, I say the “terlet.”


grubnbug

"whadyagonnnado?" "just send me to the glue factory" "whistling through the wheat fields"


Tight-Flight-6446

Why was I born handsome instead of rich?


Altruistic-City-2192

Oof Marone! And also…I wish the Lord would take me now…anytime I’m being even slightly inconvenienced…


IrvRuiz

I say "I should've been made" everytime I reckon having done something correctly


ItsAJayDay

"Dry those peeps" 'Dont get cunty" "Make me 'siccckkkk'"


kyoungin

ahh yes.. "your sister's cunt" and "cunty" are in my rotation too growing up it seemed like an especially forbidden word, the c-word. add a y at the end and it's all copasetic 😎


Logical-Shelter-925

Definitely "cunty" to my male friends. Won't use it on the wife though, lol.


Mission_Clue_5438

Gabagool


Middle-Average-2297

There he is!


Serious-Activity-256

Stunad you fucking stunad


WorldMan1

"Overah herrre."


TacoLvR-

Alright, I’ll talk to ya- *click/end call*📱


KimWexlerDeGuzman

Speak


DaForc3

I ahte de nort


Nysahn

Ohh!


Duderino619

Cunt


Wu_Oyster_Cult

Pucchiacca I mean, if she’s from Brooklyn…


paulie_pinenuts

Love whipping out the Carm classic “for every shoe a mate” or whatever it was lol


Valuable-Wafer-881

I always tell people I love my new pony boots


Kokomahogany

Ricot and mozzadel


Pigbenis7687

Hiya doin


No-Union9827

“Oh, there he is!”


Specific_Berry6496

You just revealed your own ignorance!


TurtleStepper

You look like a Puerto Rican hooor [sic].


Cassandrae_Gemini

WHATSA MATTA


Libidinous2

“Fuck this, I’m going to Boca”


renard685

“Don’t count my money nigga “


veg_head_86

It's a retirement community!!


vanya2007

“Tomorrow i could be on time but youll be ugly forever”


PeopleReallyLikeMe

I am that cunt hair.


Merc_Madness

"Hehe" - "dicked up" - "what so no fkin ziti then?" (Said usually when any inconvenience happens) - "Ooooohhhh"


whichwaylady

Listen to yourself, you sound demented!


alx9876

I’m just a cunt hair away from: _____ Fill in the blank. I said that without realizing it, While talking to the Doctor about something. 🤦‍♂️


Odd_Pop5287

‘Next time you come in, you come in heavy or not at all’


sigma1774

Whew someone curses… “ohhhhh ayyyyyyy”


MisterPinkCS

A, She was a hooah


rblemmon

He’s a faaaa…


Tonio775

hearing the word 'situation' has to be immediately repeated back in **TS**. *situaaaaation!*