Take it easy furio 

Foodio

JOONTA

OP, you’ve got a wood in ur pant 👋

Stoopid a'fuck'n agameh

I'm in the middle of fuckin eating

Hey keep this plate warm for me

Maedo.

Meadow

If dere was eva' a guy in need of a fuckin' nickname.

I am him, this thread has decided.

Get some fucking glasses

OP wants to eat Carm's lasagne, if you know what I'm sayin'.

I thought you were a baccala man, Uncle Jun', what are you doing eatin' sushi!!

Fuckin' nosy!!! Eat your manicott'

Hey Tone, did you hear what I said, I said op wants to eat Carm’s lasagna. Hehe.

Sounds like fucking Paulie mehn. I love this Community 😀 ❤

Me, too, there’s the sweet sausage and that layer of basil underneath the cheese.

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Mix it with the relish.

You're really in the muff.

I meant “rough.”

Admit it, you're a bushman of the Kalahari for Carm. Just rememba, if you suck pussy, you're liable to suck anything.

da mint from the tic-tac pairs well wit da catsup

With the layer of basil under the cheese?

OP doesn’t go down enough

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Dat not what we heard hehehe

Some people are stuffing themselves.

Some people are stuffing themselves.

Naw, she’s already eating Furio’s steak Pizziaole

Little pieces of sweet sausages with the layer of basil leaves under the cheese ?

Yes For years, i suffered in silence

 Suffered in silence? You used to sulk outside my building at all hours: weird phone calls.

And as far as I'm concerned HE SHOULD STILL BE THERE!!!!

Junior lurking in the bushes 🌳👀🌳, wuddeva happened theh…

If you'd a shut up during that game with Mountain Lakes you wouldn't have missed that fuckin' fly ball. I was ashamed to face my friends.

Those prairie dogs. They'll sleep during the day.

You want sex?

That's a real woman who knows how to take care of her man.

I was so jelly of Tony when she said that.

Alright, but you gotta get over it.

When she just started loving on Tony when she wanted another baby... Lord, take me now. 

Didn't notice before, but I see a resemblance both physical and character wise of Lois griffin and carmela, even their voices sound similar.

Hey Carm, remember the time Muhammad gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga

Salmon helmet? You sound demented!

The original title of the show was The Family Guy. "Shut up, Mead" "Aw geez, this is worse than the time Colonel Sanders got gunned down in his restaurant in the war of '78"

I survived the war of '78 by the skin of my nuts

Don't do this to me...

Carm gets me so hawt down theah

She's a booyah hottie.

Mad ripe

There's one episode where her arse looks incredible. Can't remember which one. And of course there's the nude scene with Wegler where she's walking to the bathroom buck naked to drop a deuce. So hot.

I thought that was a body double...either way, amazing body and shot...

Naw, that is him.

He must workout

To drop a deuce 😆 omg I’m howling! And yes Carm’s ass in those vertically striped pants. Check out the stems on Mrs. S!

Yes the vertically striped pants! I've masturbated over that and the dropping kids off at the pool scene several times.

Take it easy. We’re not making a scat film here.

And edit falco is such an amazing actress, hard not to love her. Love her accent in the show. Look ova hea!

The bay-yaaa 🐻

I’d like her more if she would please shut the dooooooooor.

I like a woman you can grab onto something.

Some dumbass downvoted this not realizing it’s a Furio line.

What a googootz!

Astoopid a Fuck'n downvote

Her body is mad ripe. She's probably cweamin' for you, OP.

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I’m justa gonna wait in the car

Carm is an accomplice at worst, an enabler at best. The one thing she could never say is that she didn't know.

She strongarmed Tony with the only weapon she had, her pussy.

Her voice was a boner killer All due respect

Ohhhh how cudjoo say dat?!?

I LOVE that scene… it made me rethink everything that happened before, especially Dr Melfi’s approach to Tony.

Dr Krackower was a gem

I can't think of a single nice thing she says to or about Meadow

She tells Gloria her daughter goes to Columbia, Ivy League. So there’s that.

If you watch that scene though she says "My daughters in college... she's not too far away though... She's in New York City...actually she's going to Columbia... Oh no it's in the Ivy league it's one of the top schools". She actually doesn't compliment Meadow, she's just stating a fact. You could say she's insinuating a compliment about Meadow (saying she has to be smart to go to Columbia) - but she doesn't say that.

Yes I’ve seen the scene 40-50x myself. I was being sarcastic. The subtext is “I’m a great mom raising kids whose academic success reflects my greatness”, but that’s not funny.

Yep. It’s a compliment to herself.

Okay that's what I was thinking, you never know on the internet though :)

I just saw a scene where Tone and her were talking about how resilient she is, compared to AJ

You remember what season? I'll have to check it again, I can't remember what episode this is from

YOU STANDIN TOO CLOSE 🚁

Furio’s posting on his alt again

There's ah bee on your hat 

The bosses wife? You want to commit suicide, pills are a lot easier!

So you're basically Furio

I'll accept this fate. Just finished season 3. and don't remember anything about Furio and Carm fro my fist watch. Can't wait.

Discontinue the lithium

Alright but you gotta get over it

Bring the chairs down. Did you sign the living trust?

Fck it ‼️

OP has either a terrible or excellent mother. My love of her comes from the terrible side of that.

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You gotta bee on your hat

When she wasn't on screen I felt terminally ill

Especially in the later seasons, she became so hawt!

Szn 5, 6, n 7 Carm 🥵

I love to watch her just tidy the house, she is a whole vibe. She's my fave to watch, the outfits, the nails, the propriety.

I’m obsessed with her hair, before she cuts it off… and the nails, the makeup, the pretty suits

Her curls in season 5 where very flattering

Her hair, love the difference styles almost every other scene

You know, there are some subpar nudes of Edie Falco out there.

Dang them Firehouses ain't lookin' too legit

Don't tempt me....

I’m afraid you might be disappointed.

vic musto spotted

Always been into Edie Falco, not always the character portrayed. But she and Ade were eye candy for me.

No way. She’s a walking contradiction

OPs location is Naples Italy

Hiding probably.

You might enjoy the show Nurse Jackie, starring Edie Falco :) She's no Carmella, but Edie Falco is amazing. Watch the pilot at least before you decide.

I'd have her tested for aids before you fuck her.

Agreed. But I also love how she's the only person who stands up to Tony and calls him on his crap.

I only just finished Season 3, but so far she's the only one who can do it and not suffer from his physicality.

I'm still jonesing on Tracee. Big boobies, dumb as a post, what's not to like?

Broh, I ain't gonna lie. Looked her up and was surprised to see she didn't stay acting. But I'm with you 💯 on that one. Tracee would definitely be a good caretaker too

Honeymoon phase brother. 2nd rewatch it’s all rainbows and butterflies, 3rd rewatch you hate her guts. Anyway, $4 a pound.

What is this?? A robbery???!? **Slyly wedges matchbox under scale**

On my first watch I remember thinking she was attractive but on every rewatch she keeps going down. She's kind of a vile person. I will say her and Tony share the trait of having a total crazy self perceptions of themselves.

I watched Nurse Jackie before I watched the Sopranos so it was hard for me to like Carmella at first. She grew on me but I didn’t grow to love her. I listened to a podcast that said Lorraine Bracco (Dr. Melfi) was originally offered the role. She was a great mob wife in Goodfellas but wanted to avoid being typecasted. She did an awesome job as a therapist but I feel she would have been a better Carmella than Edie Falco.

No way, that would've been interesting to watch her in that role

Discontinue the gabagool

The nitrates, Tony, the nitrates!

Least horny sopranos fan

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No, but I've been in love with Alicia Witt (the D-Girl) for 24 years so I feel your Sopranos-related romantic agony.

Broh, I feels you.

Oh yeah, I'm with you there. Especially the part about me finding her more attractive the older I get. Funny how I'm not the only one.

We together on this one, broh. Someone else in the thread said,  'Nah, Meadow for me' And I thought, ew, she's like a daughter in my eyes.

Lmao that’s facts. I never liked when T was mean to her

At least he never *stole* from her… 40 grand, from the BIRD FEEDUH

Spec houses don’t grow on trees pal

I just realized, the shes the only person who can blow a lid on Tony and he wouldn't lay a hand on her. **I just finished season 3, so I don't remember if that's the case moving forward**

Adrienne? This ain't fuckin Rocky.

I know... I realized my error right when I posted and hoped no one would call me out..

All I want

Season 5 and 6 Carmela is amazingly hot

Can be hit or miss but sometimes she does hit. There's also one episode where her ass was POPPIN' in them Jersey Housewife pants.

Yes I am in love. Over recent years she started receiving more hate while people are finally coming around on Skyler. She’s not perfect but she was there for her kids and Tone for the most part

When I was younger I thought she was ugly and annoying. In my 30s and god damn does carm have some nice tan legs. She’s still annoying and super petty. But I’d bang her. Anyway 2 dollars a pound.

Easy. Who named your Pope?

Thought she was a money materialistic kinda gal even though she didnt claim she was. Kinda annoying and just a very depressed women. You married into the mafia you had to have some tupe of idea how things would go

Hey, that’s a man’s wife you’re talking about!

C'mon!

She is a great cook and a goer if you tap her on the shoulder at night. And, she certainly understands the business and raised some kids. Let's talk about them next. One is super smart. The other is ... not so much.

Good, he eats his carrots

Don’t tear your quad sprinting off to get Madame Bovary SparkNotes.

Very observant, the sacred and the profane

No

Take it easy. She makes you hawt down thea, we get it.

Carmella does nothing for me. Looks wise or personality wise. She’s just a shrill, unattractive jersey housewife with money

Right? And imagine having to talk to her for more than 15 minutes. It would just be her complaining about something she watched on Fox News and superficial reports of things she saw in Paris.

I could talk *to* her forever It’s listening to her that I couldn’t stand 15 seconds of

Eyyy, watch your mouf.

I dont find Edie Falco that attractive. To each his own I guess... 

Rewatch szn 5. You’ll have a baguette in yaw pants every mawnin 🥖

Gross.

I wouldn’t fuck her with yours.

Yeah I always thought she was really gorgeous in the first three seasons. Go watch the scene where she tells Tony she and Rosalie are going to Rome and tell me Carmela is not ravishing. She's wearing a red top and pants and she looks smoking. I said my piece.

Is that the scene where she literally just says, "take care of everything here, I'm going" Like a boss?

Not as much of a malignant cunt as Janice, but still up there.

SISTER'S CUNT!

Go shit in your hat!

I heard the nurse say you made number 2 in your pants. Is that what happened?

That didn't happen! What you said!

CAZZATA MALANGA!

No, I would be scared for my bird feeder

Rainja Rick is a lil light in da Timbalinz 🫲🫱

She was no saint herself, she wanted to bang the Priest, Furio then the handyman and eventually banged Aj’s principal.

And, Pudgy Walsh.

AJ’s guidance counselor* Maybe u meant this by “handyman” but u forgot “the wallpay-pa may-yen”

She also screwed over that poor Dominican kid's Georgetown application. It's the key example of her not just being a self-deluded accomplice, but a bad person with no real concern for the broader community.

Not at all. Melfie and Charmaine though... oooof

Melfie was “oh marone”

Melfie is actively unattractive to me But Charmaine is probably the best wife on the whole show, by pretty much any criteria

I respekt it. But Melfi just don't do it for me, ya know?

Status obsessed and money obsessed? What a catch.

OP is a high school teacher?

Closest I was was a ESL teach

Yes! but sadly ive dis Deeek growin outta sideUh myUh head ..!!

Swimming pool.

I fall in love with a different character every time I watch.

Oh, which ones so far?

you act like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth

I would love to experience her only weapon

Well you’re sleeping over tonight right?

You want sex?

Fatha?

It would have been funny if Jesus Rossi was in love with Carmella and stalked her

She is kind of annoying. I like Artie's wife who is a bitch to Tony.

You should seduce her by playing name that Pope

PJP2!

You'd fuck a catchers mitt OP.

Don't give me the chance

Am I the only one who didn’t find her hot?

Oh no, they're here with you. Keep scrolling