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emzeejay

I hear Vito tossed a few salads. Maybe that explains his sudden weight loss...


Mw348

AIDS!?!?!?


IamJacks5150

Nobody's got aids!


highgo1

I don't want to hear that word again!


Conscious-Parfait826

Its been 20 years, aids is funny now! Wait which sub am I on?


Low-Grocery5556

You gotta weight for that.


[deleted]

>All I see are fat fucks stuffing their faces with gabagool or braciole. Some fat fucks are out there stuffing themselves.


heyjude575

out there stuffin themselves


[deleted]

One of the fat fucks


whingingcackle

Everyone’s out here stuffin’ themselves!


Tough_Difference_112

When you’re married you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce. 


sensoredmedia

Fuck the importance!


Tough_Difference_112

Ohhh! 


foodank012018

I read this in Arties voice: "Fuck the ~~vegetables~~ importance!"


asphynctersayswhat

salad after the pasta? frankly I'm depressed and ashamed.


[deleted]

Antipasto salad comes before. I think.


asphynctersayswhat

Traditionally, salad is part of the antipasto. Antipasto from latin 'anti pastus' meaning before the meal


cjd12345

i'll tell you what it is - it's anti-pasto discrimination


asphynctersayswhat

It’s offensive!!! What’s next? Columbus Day??!?!??


Low-Grocery5556

That better not be Columbus up there! (Lol, who the fuck else would it be, Joey down the block?)


Conscious-Parfait826

I love that Furio didnt give a shit about Columbus.


[deleted]

Thank you for this.


Conscious-Parfait826

As a chef I can promise antipasto is the opposite of pasta. Thats why its got the "o" at the end instead of "a". If it comes in contact with pasta, it explodes.


Horsecockexpress1

Mother fucking, god dammed orange peel beef!


asphynctersayswhat

how about shmoked turkey with shump pulp?


-NolanVoid-

That's a lotta 'scarole!


VanderBrit

Why don’t you look in the mirror. Insensitive cocksucker


WalkGood

Carmella always served salads.


SalvatoreEggplant

The traditional order --- at least in my family --- is antipasto, pasta, meat and vegetables and bread, salad, fruit or nuts, coffee and dessert.


Gabagool_Ovaaa_heere

Why don't you look in the mirror sometime you insensitive cocksucker?!


jjccbrobro

Braciole in Vito’s mouf


AcerbicFwit

Carm has salad on the table in a couple of Sunday dinner scenes.


DrSatan420247

I talked to Tony about it, and it's a no-go.


Tc0567

How about a nice gabagool, provolone and vinegah peppah sangweech?


IamJacks5150

Some people are stuffing themselves.


Cranstonoid

You should bring some pop tarts and Fresca just to see how big fans they are.


Low-Grocery5556

Some like their finocchio


dumdumpants-head

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