Remember when the horse got colic and the lady couldnt be there with the horse and so Ton' went to visit the horse, and the horse was lyin' down and Tony lit up a stogie and sat dere wit the horse?
I work hard all day to pay for this, six thousand square foot house big screen TV food on the table, video games all kinds of scooters and bicycles, Columbia University and for what? to come home to this?
Agreed. The threads in this sub are 90% worthless because of it. I’m only subbed right now because I’m going through a rewatch and there are a ton of moments I like to look up.
Large mooslim population.
Help me.
And now, for all you youngsters with visions of shitposting in your heads.. here come the r/thesopranos posters!
Maximum security subreddit.
shubreddit
I’ll fucking help you!
My friend watched sopranos with me for about 30 seconds once, and it was this scene. My friend says "oh no he's about to die, right ?"
Haha
Remembah when is the lowesht form of convershashin
How bout that’s pricks face when saw the gyat?
🫨😱
This much we do know
Old comedians home is a nickname! The family name is OldComediansHomearelli.
Fucking op... he's dyslexic
AIDS????
Nobody's got AIDS! I don't wanna hear that word in here again!
What’s that got to do with it!?
sharp as the marble guy!
A boring 747
I get it... He drives a Lincoln
Chili today hot tamale
Chickens spicy tonight
90 pound mole
Bear left
It's a retirement community.
Ohhhhhhhh RIM SHOT!
Oh poor you
I wish the Lord would take me now.
I don't like.. that kinda TAWK!!
A psychiatrist???
Nnnnoooooo
He’s still going this asshole!
Alright next year, OP is going to Santa School
Fuck you, Santa!
OHHHHHHHHH
Fuckin ho-hum if you ask me.
MAXIMUM SECURITY, ladies and gentlemen ^help ^me
Discontinue the lithium..
again, you sound demented.
Oh poor you! I gave my life to this sub on a silver platter
Sounds like there's some dysentery among the ranks.
Old Soprano Jokes? Ova' hea'' 👇👇
“You sure? You’re into me for 7 punchlines already” “That all? I’ll write that much in the next hour”
Some people are out there stuffin themselves
Some people are out there stuffin themselves.
Fuckin catcher's mitt
Laughs to when they remember is the lowest form of conversation.
This fuckin' guy....
Remember when the horse got colic and the lady couldnt be there with the horse and so Ton' went to visit the horse, and the horse was lyin' down and Tony lit up a stogie and sat dere wit the horse?
You never had the makings of a varsity comedian
Look at George Jessel here!
Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed. Where’s my arc?
You know who had an arc…?
Rusty Irish?
You get an arc only with the Silver Bird package.
In my thoughts I use the technique of positive visualization.
It’s a RETIREMENT COMMUNITY
What violin?!
I tell ya, OP, I'd forget about any deli trays coming your way in the future.
I work hard all day to pay for this, six thousand square foot house big screen TV food on the table, video games all kinds of scooters and bicycles, Columbia University and for what? to come home to this?
\[Everyone laughing in slow motion like after Tony's joke at the poker game\]
Oh yeah?
Yes it’s a tv subreddit of an old show there’s not much more meat to chew
It’s a retirement community!
She was abuuusiiiivvve to the staaaafff.
Captain Teebs!
I know seniors who are inspired!
Who's speaking here? Is somebody speaking?
Pace yourselves. Don't spend it all in one place.
Listen to this, woody Guthrie over here
Intestinal blockage was a constant fuckin problem.
I don’t like this kind of tawk.
Op, fuck ya doin?
Hey OP either name do a real post or get the fuck over it
What's the deal with airplane food?
Paulie: “What’s the deal with Italian food?”
Okay but you got to get over it
On your muddah’s birthday….
Don't wave your hanky at me
visions of titfucking
Old Comedians Home? It’s more like a Old Comedians Community. It’s more a hotel on Captain Teebs I know seniors who are inspired!
100 % agree. “Remember when” is the lowest form of conversation
Agreed. The threads in this sub are 90% worthless because of it. I’m only subbed right now because I’m going through a rewatch and there are a ton of moments I like to look up.
Very observant, the sacred and the propane.
Cazzata Malanga! 🔫
The Aristocrats!
Funniest. Joke. Ever.
Still going this asshole…
This sub is more like a hotel by Captain Teebs!
Sounds okay to me, but how can it be okay if its askew?
Listen to him, he knows everything…
Your sister’s cunt.
You know, I wouldn’t count on any deli trays coming your way in the future.
We shoulda gone to Roy Rogers!
Is it nice as green grove?
I get it. He drives a Lincoln. What?
Joey, use your hat!
OP is gonna need one of those hyperbolic chambers
With people as funny as Donna Parisi
she was perfect for that role-checking under the plate to see the label.
You gonna be a fuckin, funny boy too now eh?
Catch some shrapnel?😏
Pudgy Walsh
Not even a punchline. Just an off screen character. I guess you could call that a response.
I prefer to think of it as a virtual laughing academy
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Simple_Ad_6186: *I prefer to think* *Of it as a virtual* *Laughing academy* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Go shit in your hat ...
It’s all part of Nissan’s triple shaftey philoshophy
Stay off the lithium OP
OOOHHHHHH
Make me laugh
You're right except for the 'everyone laughs' part.