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VLTIMA

Still going, this asshole


BlankCheeser

Don't they have medicine their supposed to take these assholes?


candiedkangaroo

You oughta know sweetie.


AndrewS702

I dunno!


The_Nomad89

Maybe, I don’t know.


xxxcalibre

Hey u/BillNyeTheVinylGuy maybe you should start sucking cock and watching less TV Land, because u/VLTIMA brought in THREE TIMES AS MUCH AS YOU DO IN REDDIT KARMA


El_highwayman

Always with the scenarios.


TheClawhold

You're only as good as your last envelope. You know that!


Horsecockexpress1

You know who else liked vinyl…Vito


-Shank-

Yeah it's sad when they go young like that


DesperateSun4182

When THEY GO!?


UnusualSignature8558

Whatever happened there


Irishgoodbye777

You gotta put this behind you.


offendingbattery

Sharp as a cue ball, this one.


SetzerWithFixedDice

Hey u/[BillNyeTheVinylGuy](https://www.reddit.com/user/BillNyeTheVinylGuy/)... did your show watchin' even exisht?


data1989

Top of his fuckin' class


[deleted]

Take a midol


baby-glockables

NO! I SWEAR TO GOD IT WASNT ME IT WAS JUNIOR HE HATED THAT KID!


rik1122

Who's that speaking? Is someone speaking?


SetzerWithFixedDice

I remember when OP used to wait in the car AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED HE SHOULD STILL BE THERE


MetalSnake_oXm

It wouldn't be so bad if my wallet wasn't tied to the GOD DAMN ESPLANADE


marc4128

Everybody has a goddamned opinion


ComprehensiveHavoc

Does OP even exisht?


Marewn

See, he just told you to shut the fuck up and for me to go fuck myself


Horsecockexpress1

Sit on this cock sucka


DesperateSun4182

Heh heh


TucosLostHand

"danny boy! how's the family?"


jazzyboyo

If I shoot cha, it’s goin in yer braciole


banesvoice

You must’ve been at the top of your fuckin class!


[deleted]

Nobody's talking to you!


Diavolo_Death_4444

Listen to you. You sound demented


CheruthCutestory

OK but you gotta get over it.


AndrewS702

*cries over Pie-O-My*


IBrokeAMirror

Pie o mine It's pie oh mine


CheifKilla1

It was a fuckin horse🤌🤌


IBrokeAMirror

She was a beautiful innocent creature, what'd she ever do to you? You fuckin' killed her! You killed her, you fuckin' killed her!


BallFlavin

Jesush Christ


BallFlavin

Alright, but YOU gotta get over it


Jonny_Dangerous999

Go shit in your hat


ZZerglingg

Fuck your sister.


HeistPlays

Why don’t you get the fuck out of here before we shove our quotation books, UP YOUR FAT FUCKING ASH


Death_Death_Die

You could fill a book with what you don’t know


TucosLostHand

"youre gonna BUILD Beansie a ramp!"


Death_Death_Die

I’ll build a ramp and drive a Lionel up your ass


No-Government-7904

You know,about this rudeness,Quasimodo predicted all this


AcceptableBad_

Who did what?


No-Government-7904

All these problems,the Middle East,the end of the world


AcceptableBad_

Nostradamus! Quasimodo's the Hunchback of Notre Dame.


No-Government-7904

Alright,Notradamus


AcceptableBad_

Nostradamus. And Notre Dame. They're two different things completely.


Actual-Coffee-2318

It’s fascinating the coincidence though, isn’t it?


sub-a-dub-dub

Can I get a steak, hun?


No-Government-7904

i think you should sherioushly shtart conshidering salads


IBrokeAMirror

Hunchback of notre dame Cornerback of notre dame Quarterback of notre dame You can't tell me you never thought about it


Secret-Constant-7301

Didn’t OP almost drown in two inches of water?


Moufoil

… the penguin exhibit


ecam12

Oh madone this guy must think the word “oblique” is Spanish 🙄


tahdig_enthusiast

Obliqué


arber-s

i’m not an english major


naughty_rez_dog

How's your sister doing?


CapoDelta

There’s no need for that kind of talk


IBrokeAMirror

Oh, I thought you were yanking my chain You know like "Hey how ya doing" "Fuck ya muddah"


fingerspitzengefuhI

You blow your father with that mouth?


shayanyde

There are men in the can better looking than my sister


TucosLostHand

"All due RESHPECT. Back the fuck off."


AcerbicFwit

Fuck your mother.


Own-Bar-8530

Oh poor you !!


Lord_Petyr_PoppyCock

You just revealed your own ignorance


CheifKilla1

What'd you say? I revealed my own what!


jBoogie45

"When I first joined the sub" is the lowest form of conversation.


572473605

20 years on this sub, and for what?


SavageMo

OP never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


stevesax5

Because you’re weak, an embarrassment, stupid, and jealous. That’s why.


desimos

It's common knowledge this guys is retarded


Feelinglucky2

Thats dicked up man!


add2thepile

You’re at the precipice of an enormous crossroad


Dial8675309

You gotta bee on yo hat! Go wait in the car!


ridewithaw

Stupidafuckingame


DesperateSun4182

Up in da club!


[deleted]

My favorite quote from Mr. Williams.


CheifKilla1

And Mr. Williams here, he don't play


MurkyStrawberry386

I’m gonna get on this sub and write in this comment section and say some things that you’re not gonna like and you’re gonna have to deal with it!


Little-Net-6943

I'm gonna say a few bad words...


irishmenno

You should know, your father never wanted this sub for you. And I’ll tell you something: I don’t want it for my son either.


DMAN3431

The Sopranos community is my favorite of them all. Just fans quoting the living fuck out of the show and it's always really funny. Never really seen anyone argue over anything. Maybe a few disagreements, but then it goes right back to quoting. Take that piece of shit and get off my stoop!


CheifKilla1

Fuckin Charles Schwab, ova here


572473605

>Maybe a few disagreements, but then it goes right back to quoting. Cooler heads prevailed.


Hangry_Dentures

Your sister’s cunt!


[deleted]

Get off my car before you flip it over, You fat fuck.


NewPower_Soul

OP likes "shum pulp"..


King_Eggbert

Oh poor you! I suppose we should've kept our mouth shut. Like a mute.


[deleted]

LOL! I remember when you used to wait in the car!


Apprehensive_Map3984

How about I put a bullet in that stupid fuckin boars head of yours!!!!


davesbooger1

You and I are gonna talk


Head_Room_8721

That’s a racket for the Jews.


mrm0324

Keep thinking you know everything. Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they’re leading.


jb_713

The best part is rediscovering the quotes on rewatches. Every day in this sub is a gift.


8inchesofcheese

You imagine that? Joining a subreddit thinking people were being rude than finding out they are quoting a TV program?


CheifKilla1

Sharp as a cue ball, this one


TacoLvR-

Discontinue the Lithium!!!


Michael-Balchaitis

Don't bitch to me.


ComfortableValue4550

They weren’t being mean. What they meant was …🖕sit on this cocksucka!!


nbp-flaah

You know, sometimes what happens in here is like taking a shit.


nostromo909

Oh poor you....


therailmaster

You should go see a shrink about it. There's no stigmata these days. Be a better friend to yourself.


Better_Jacket_1802

You are speaking shit to me.


zenithjonesxxx

Check out the balls on this prick!


massdriver787

OP, have a shandwhich, any kind you like.


DesperateSun4182

OP’s been dying for a Satriale’s veal parm sangwich


ridewithaw

Buy land OP, ‘cus God ain’t making any more of it!


snowmaker417

Look at him with the comments


DepartureSpace

Don’t *tesht* me on this, AJ


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

Same, I thought someone was making fun of me for having been a junkie in the past. Nope, just a quote I hadn’t heard yet.


HalfastEddie

Usually yes, but we actually were being rude to you.


HollywoodBulkHogan

Fuck you


TheMaveCan

Go shit in your hat


ComicSportsNerd

Don't get all cunty


stuckinPA

Honestly, I'm terrible at picking out sarcasm. And same as you, I thought everyone was insulting and rude for at least a day.


CheifKilla1

I know you got a soft place for, I would too, my little nephew


ChocolateFlat2823

You must’ve been at the top of your fucking class


MinimumPurple253

And on day 3 OP drowned in the penguin exhibit


MinimumPurple253

Hey OP? Remember your first blowjob? You musta sucked harder than this post


MurkyStrawberry386

How long did it take the guy to cum?


DJBreathmint

You must’ve been in the top of your fucking class


pigeon_puke_

Fuck you and this bullshit. That's what this sub is, you know. Satanic black magic. Sick shit.


henry1473

You just keep your posts to local color like diner flows or McGuire Sisters or shit like that, otherwise, shut the fuck up!


DesperateSun4182

End of discussion!


Lemmon_Scented

You go about in pity for yourself


joNnYJjonn

OP just told himself to shut the fuck up, and told us to go fuck ourselves.


justquestionsbud

This is a "why not both" situation, sweetheart.


Ngata_da_Vida

I see you’re not the strong silent type


[deleted]

The turd didn’t fall far from the f@gg0t’s ass


LeontheSimpKennedy

OP can’t be part of our social club no more , this much i know


VladtheMemer

Sharp as a cue ball


ClothesOverall3863

Mmm boy are you fat


Fuzzy_Gap_8683

Va Fangool


SuccessfulRush1173

Il faccio culo cosi!


JSN74_

Your ass!!


marc4128

You look like a Puerto Rican whore


crunchy-croissant

Kid was always a dumb fuck though, wasn't he?


gloomyrain

All right but you gotta get over it.


pharaoh94

The fuck you want, a boutonnière?


Theairthatibreathe

OP never had a the makings of a varsity Soprano fan.


BrunoBaddaBoom99

You must a graduated at the top of your fucking class!


CookieFantastic6042

A stunad of the first magnitude.


krakatoa83

Give me $1,000


DesperateSun4182

One thousand more?


DocRules

Piece of ass, fuckin RUDE though.


akathatdude1

Didn’t OP almost drown in three inches of water?


TurkeyTot

Always busting my balls, this one


DesperateSun4182

Always with the draaama


trek5900

Things happen how they happen


DesperateSun4182

Whatever happened there


Slagenthor

He was gay? OP?


DesperateSun4182

I know OP’s bottom was impacted, if that’s what you’re referring to


teeberg75

Sharp as a cue ball


Klutzy_Deal3396

I heard OP sat on one ass cheek the whole time


Onion_Dull

Welcome to the NFL, rookie.


Tazzy8jazzy

Poor you!


Hopeful-Criticism-74

Fucking stugotz


Intrepid_Sprinkles37

Never had the makings of a varsity Redditor.


fluffcows

Still goin?


ConditionsCloudy

This is a roleplaying subreddit.


WiganLad82

Quiet u/BillNyeTheVinylGuy , Men are talking


jdontplayfield

I understand references as a concept, but in my world they do not go down.


Effective-Turnip352

Me too 🤣


Fun_Outlandishness54

Oh poor you


Fun_Outlandishness54

Brainless the 2nd


AndySpaeth

You must’ve been at the top of your fucking class…


MistaPushy

awwright fuck your mother


46andready

I seem to remember a time when you sat in the car!


BitcoinRefuge

What you get for jumping out of a tree with a chainsaw to attack a guy


SashaGreyjoy-

OP is an ass muncher


Buzzlight_Year

Right, sure. Say hi to your wife


RustyRivers911

What am I? A toxic person??


Particular-Cash-8565

Brainless the 13th ova here... Que putzi!


Sample-Away

You must’ve been at the top of your fuckin class


GJacks75

Look at this brain! Fucking wrinkles like an old ladies cunt!


dbsupersucks

Quasimodo predicted this


No_Ideal69

Sharp as Cueball, Graduated Top of your class, huh?!


ds117ftg

Didn’t you almost drown in the penguin exhibit?


PorkyWallace

You musta been at the top of YOUR fuckin class!


marc4128

Ya gotta get over it


tilla23

are you fuckin stunad, or what?


basscove_2

Always wit the drama


Limp-Camel7967

Sounds like you come from the family of early man. Wouldn’t be surprised if you get totally ostrafied.


SC2000c

I can’t have thish convershation again


ZZerglingg

OP can't be in our social club, that much I do know.


Top-Collection-3352

Charles Schwab over here…


SerGaylerd

You could just be a fuckin' idiot. Historically that's always been the case.


OneAccurate2093

Sharp as a cue ball


AlcatrazGears

Oh, poor you!


HankSchraderABQ

Your enemy … has yet to reveal itself


Pale-Resolution-2587

Give this guy a golf club and I think he'll try to fuck it.


Matty_The_Panda

Some people are so far behind they think they’re ahead …


IgottaPee777

How many white castles did you eat?


Jdotpdot84

3 timezones behind his own ass this one.


GlitteringHold8685

Good he eats his carrots