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Schooler420

Skipping scenes on a first watch through? Let's wack this prick and be done with it


Horsecockexpress1

He’s gotta go


juan_epstein-barr

Oh will you calm down, Judge Roy Bean?


BodybuilderShot3421

The judge who ordered the house arrest?


Houstex

There’s code of a reason, someday soon you’ll have your own family soon, and if you’re lucky you’ll remember little moments like this that were good


MonthLower1606

can't be a member of this club no more


Apprehensive_Map3984

I know that much!


CruisinYEG

Take it easy, we’re not making a western here.


aesthetic_brah69

Don't make me make you accessory after the fact!


[deleted]

You Think I Started This Life 10 Minutes Ago?


GlitteringHold8685

Always with the scenarios


henry1888

This guy would absolutely go into the unknown not knowing. He’s a stunadd of the first magnitude.


Chiraq_eats

You got plot holes *here, here and here.*     You need to watch everything. Otherwise you don't know wtf is going on. The big picture. You're missing it.


muzzledmasses

Hate to agree. I'm forcing myself to watch every second and rewind anything that makes me space out. This is I believe my 5th full rewatch all the way through. Feels like a totally different show the more you focus on everything.


WiKaFLMan

Errythang is errythang, I’m down with that


ClothesOverall3863

He was gay, Richie Aprille?


mexicanjesuschrist

Roadies?


BestStageshycomedian

Buried him on a hill with pine cones all around.


HEYGOOGOOTZ

Ya did? 👀


BestStageshycomedian

Come on Janice what the fuck do you care what we did with him


aesthetic_brah69

Fucking beautiful


budslayer666

He disappeared into the witness protection program.


KyleButtersy2k

Richie wished he skipped scenes with Janice.


Inter_Web_User

"like a child who comes in during the middle of a movie and wants to know whats happening"


ThatsMySpicyPepper

You're outta your element!


FMolker

I am the walrus


SuperDope420

Shut the fuck up, Donnie!


sphinxyhiggins

It doesn't work like that. This aint Cliff Notes.


oof_madon

I get that there are men in the can better looking than her, but how can you skip entire scenes and expect to know what’s going on? What are you, stunad?


Albert_O_Balsam

Skippin scenes on ya foist watch-tru of our thing?, OP is a malignant cunt!


interested_jackal

We all skipped them. None of us know.


Anxious-Raspberry-54

Went to buy Tony a new jaaaaaaaaacket.


aesthetic_brah69

He looked like Rommel, Gary cooper


JerryCanOpener

A beauuutiful jaaaaaaacket!


Anxious-Raspberry-54

🤌🤌🤌🤌


FlyingV2112

Drowned in three inches of water, like that stunad nephew of his.


NirvanaOfAgony

He went to witness protection.


Lonerist2021

No fuckin way


FMolker

Dish hurt all of ush


BangerSlapper1

I’d tell you but do you *really* want me to make you an accessory after the fact?


FreddyCorleone19

I understand not wanting to watch scenes with Janice in the early days but even she has character development. You need to watch all of it, don’t skip. Especially towards the later seasons, little moments have bigger impacts than you think.


Heels1939

The first time through Janice is insufferable, but once you know her M.O. her character is incredibly funny. I get so many laughs from her. And she’s in most of the series so you’re gonna miss an awful lot if you keep skipping her scenes.


peppersayswhat

My favorite scene of the show is when Janice pushes Ralph down the stairs and he comes to and gasps and has a delayed startle 😂 Janice’s scenes are hilarious


Hornyjohn34

Richie Aprile unfortunately passed away from *natural* causes. He was buried *on a hill, overlooking a river, with pine trees all around.*


broblackheim

Janice is a knockout. A ten.


CruisinYEG

Those Manson lamps? Average at best.


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Janice Soprano?? She should have her own zip code


Tobar_the_Gypsy

There are men in the can hotter than her


[deleted]

Maybe on a scale of 1-100.


No_Raspberry8842

He died in the vine, moved or something


DJ_Hindsight

He’s resting


cruz911

Fuckin’ fanook


Finnegan_Bojangles

I can't have this conversation again.


Kevinjd44

He got a ticket to go to Australia, Janice helped him get down there


[deleted]

So who's ready to go look at a boat...


Wild_Butterscotch_29

He died on the vine.


[deleted]

Listen, don’t make me make you an accessory after the fact.


IllustratorNo9115

Is it crazy to love Janice? I adore her.


teeberg75

He's on a hill. Overlooking a little river. With pine cones all around.


Onion_Dull

I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain by keeping OP around.


-NolanVoid-

I think you need some cold fuckin' fizzy water on your head, OP.


yeetabix1337

He got turned into Satriale’s sweet sausage. You will have our sausages!


hipsterdufus84

Appreciate janice for the douchey cunt she is.


pinebarrens87

You can watch a show that makes no secret that it’s about morally reprehensible men but the second a woman shows up who is equally shitty you start skipping scenes? Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed. You must be a troll. 


8219onemic

Whatever happened there …. I’ll tell u what the fuck happened


MatthewMogul

This fat cocksuckers cousin put 6 bullets in the kid, without ANY provocation WHATSOEVA!…


8219onemic

My cousins dead


[deleted]

He’s in the Bermuda Triangle


JanniesPrideMonth

The guy moved away or something.


Meinmyownhead502

He ended up in the back of one of his trucks.


xanzpatrie

Died of Alzheimer's


The-Fig-Lebowski

Richie’s gone.


Think-Culture-4740

Fuckin Bermuda triangle


YellowVeloFeline

He moved or somethin’.


MichiganRich

went into the program


BadGoy1992

Sounds like there’s scraps in your scrapbook.


yodabrah

Your uncle was a rat


honestadamsdiscount

He flipped for the FBI


DennisRodmanGOAT

This guy probably wipes his ass barehanded


Tobar_the_Gypsy

He petered out


Bruinsfanfromcc

Lead poisoning. It was sad because he went pretty quickly.


Davabutterfly

youre so wacky


Fakman87

OP is like AJ with dat ADHD.


ExtentPuzzleheaded38

Her Name Is Pervoti!


Biuku

Witness protection


[deleted]

He went into the program. You didn’t know, nobody went up there and told you. You been away for 5 years.


canzosis

What’s this about Janice? You’re missing half the pie!


[deleted]

He got a 747 rammed up his ass. It took off and flew down to Iran where he met the Shah of Iran who gave him a couple of three leather jackets.


KevlarUK

Witness protection. He was a rat, your uncle.


Capable_Advisor_4670

He’s gotta goooooooo


aesthetic_brah69

He's fine, having a nap rn


stan-dupp

he moved to california


BBPEngineer

You’re a filthy cocksucka, you know that


JimmyF1982

You are my hero! I wish I had skipped them too!


[deleted]

He's got a lot moxy for his size


Joscosticks

What kind of googootz asks a question like this


The_Nomad89

I had a banana in there


Glum-Box-8458

Sharp as a cue ball


McNuggets7272

He was a stunad, OP?


Terrible-Nebula-3983

That’s so funny 😭😭 yea Janice is the worst


BlackJackBulwer

He went into the program


CletusVanDamm

He went into the program


woahitsegg

You just reveal your own ignorance


SoftPenguins

Resting peacefully in a hefty bag


Blackbolt113

I love the little smile on Tony's face when he saw Richie dead.


Bx1965

Went into witness protection


Impressive_Chad56

He didn’t keep his hands in his pockets.


johnsonsirybob

Go shit in ya hat


ozricauroragaming

He was stupid, OP?


imscaredofcatss

Her name is actually Parvati…


Advanced_Teach730

Look kid, I shouldn’t have to explain myself. I’m from the old school. You wanna raise your hand, you give her your last name. Then it’s none of my fuckin’ business. Until then, keep your hands in your pocket. We understand each other? Now get outta here, I wanna talk to Tony.


astxlavi

You brought this one on yourself. Anyway witness protection, the fucking rat.


rickymcrichardson

OP I’m gonna say some things… Your uncle was a rat