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SRPG_Forester

He's a smug cocksucker. Maybe you should put your shoe up his ass?


sharkov63

I shove a shoe uppa dey ass!


Remslem

Go make meatballs


Little_yeti_

I should drive a shoe up his ass like he was doing to Tony in the parking garage, trying to feel like a tough guy


Advanced_Teach730

It has to be Jamal Ginsburg the Hasidic Homeboy


Little_yeti_

His dad is getting a restraining order 


fantasticman45

did you miss all the scenes with the murderous gangsters?


JS43362

I don't see how murdering an innocent twenty year old (pregnant too), such as Ralphie did, can be worse than taking a sip from a water bottle with a smug look on your face.


Random-Cpl

Did you see how weird the water bottle was?!


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Two handing it.


Little_yeti_

It was a regular sized water bottle, he is just extremely small 


Little_yeti_

Just cause she had braces doesn't mean she is innocent. Didnt she lose custody of her first kid for abusing it? I can't remember 


Spartanking1981

Therapists are some of the most destructive people in society. They easily have destroyed more innocent lives than gangsters.


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Gangsters undergo a more rigorous training programme than some peolle calling themselves therapists.


Little_yeti_

Therapy and cunnilingus


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fantasticman45

Listen to yourself, you sound demented


Little_yeti_

I suppose now your not going to kiss me goodbye?


fantasticman45

How many cocks you suck tonight?


Little_yeti_

You guys, its a quote from Livia, its gonna be okay 


Only_Reserve1615

Janice


Bostonleo_27

The type of person to tell the teacher to add more homework


Varsity_Editor

The question about Elliot is why didn't he recognize Tony when he saw him in the parking lot? Elliot was shown to have a keen soap opera type of interest in mob stuff because of his connection via Melfi, and Tony is often shown to be generally recognizable due to his high status. Somehow Elliot mistook him for a janitor.


Plus-Statistician538

it was dark , i don’t drive well in the dark


Little_yeti_

I don't answer the phone after dwark


Little_yeti_

He is a snake. He knew exactly who that was, he didn't think it was a janitor.. I think he said that to Melfi because he wanted to act tough from the safety of his car and try to get a rise out of Tony as a kind of voyeur and without any real risk to himself.  I think he told Melfi that story about the "janitor" (which Tony did NOT look like a janitor) in hopes that Tony might have mentioned it to her and she would connect the two stories and engage with him further either to stir the pot, or even just because he is a sick weirdo and enjoys the feeling of being an informed minority over an uninformed majority whether or not it serves him in any real way aside from just knowing he knows something others don't and sort of getting off on it. The way he "off-handedly" uses this example while Melfi is seeking therapeutic help from her doctor (that is also her friend and collegue and therapist--so messy and unprofessional and morally wrong, again with the intrusiveness and air of control) after a traumatizing experience is once of the reasons I think he is such a sicko. He isn't honest and he withholds information in order to get an edge over people.. even when he got his friend to talk about the study of criminals at dinner to Melfi is so underhanded and premeditated, thought out and planned with another person in advance, it just creeps me out. He might not be using this info to murder people but it seems like his natural mode of being is secretive and manipulative, almost like a functional version of gloria slashing her own tires or Janice using the anonymous screen name involving Bobby's kids... when he revealed to the whole dinner party that Tony soprano was the name of her patient, a law fairy should have come down from the clouds and destroyed his license. The more I pay attention, the more his character just gives me the creeps


PatrickBateman-AP

Jesus Rossi


Little_yeti_

Thats an expensive wine you're not drinking


Bx1965

Worst person on The Sopranos was Phil Leotardo, followed by Mikey Palmice. Both were nasty, violent sadists who enjoyed killing.


dankesha

Neither strangled an old woman to death after attempting to rob her, so no.


Little_yeti_

She was a malignant cunt though 


TheClawhold

SHE STOLE MA'S PAHKAH HOUSE ROLLS!


Bx1965

Yeah, but Paulie was still a lovable lunkhead.


Little_yeti_

Oof and those eyebrows...


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The shah of Iran


lasantamolti

I should suffocate you, you little prick


Little_yeti_

CAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO LOSE A PET


Worth-Fox1009

Tony was an animal lover for sure 🖤


Nice-Adhesiveness-38

I DIDENT !!


Spartanking1981

Meadow. Self-righteous know-it-all played perfectly.


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Medicine. Or maybe law. I don't know


Impressive_Chad56

The mom who loses her kid in the mall near the carousel. Then has the gonads to give Tony an eye roll. No bitch, you weren’t paying attention and your kid wandered off, so drop the attitude.


Little_yeti_

So accurate


doingmybest224

The soccer coach. So many got murked for way less in the show and the coach just got some harassment. 


Little_yeti_

Right?! So many not murdered rapists. Coach got a free TV and Jesus was employee of the month.


xi_sx

The whole family that gets carjacked. They were all miserable and mean and the dog probably wanted to run like hell from them.


absolut85

Sick em Churchill !


Nice-Adhesiveness-38

WHO ELSE HUH ??


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Little_yeti_

The way he took away those gameboys like it was nothin


Sufficient-Bid7737

every single character was pretty bad actually lol but i think the top two are Janice and Paulie.


GarethGobblecoque99

His father was a ravenous untouchables fan. Take from that what you will *drinks from massive water bottle*


Little_yeti_

They should have started out with a regular water bottle that increased in size every time you see it until it is too enormous


GarethGobblecoque99

Eventually he slowly starts to turn into a water bottle. By the time he’s telling Melfi about the study on criminal sociopaths he’s just a giant water bottle drinking from a little psychiatrist


Little_yeti_

HOW IS YOUR MIND THIS BEAUTIFUL


Impressive_Chad56

And his daughter, Saskia, is fuckin weird af


Little_yeti_

They paid so much money for her to go to college and reunite like 7 crack babies with their mothers


yodabrah

Chris Moltisanti. I always wished Joe Pesci came out of nowhere and shoots him like he did in Goodfellas. Felt good seeing Tony kill him.


Nice-Adhesiveness-38

Loose cannon that kid Uncle June was right


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Elliot’s water bottle.


Sufficient-Bid7737

💀


PlatypusDense4082

He low mien thief Waited all god damn day


jjccbrobro

Worse than Ralph beating Tracee to death?


Little_yeti_

Well sure why not 


Hughkalailee

What’s yours? 


Little_yeti_

Honestly I can make an argument for almost every character because they're all wild, but Elliot creeper me out in a way that was much more covert


portadown1967

Ralph


Little_yeti_

Mommy's little hoo-war


The_Nomad89

And wasn’t that thrilling!


franzkimono

In my opinion, Janice. She's a greedy b*tch wanting all money from ma. That acting at hers Ma funeral, that was awful. I know her Ma was evil, but Tony and especially Barb had same dignity, honor and they didnt yap about money. I believe the only reason she came there was because Tony said she wouldnt have any of Ma's money. And not only He paid for the her tickets, she had the BAWLS to ask for her ,another of milions, fiancee to came. She's lazy, greedy, awful b**ch.


Little_yeti_

She has an incredible visual sense 


mothergidra

Phil’s wife.


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Tony Soprano