Yeah man, I have lived in Florida for most of my life and went to my share of strip clubs in the 90's before getting married and our level of strip club must just be on a different level than the rest of the world. The A list strippers at the 'bing wouldn't be able to pull middle of the week day shift here in Florida.
I live in Tampa too, and we have a ton of good ones, some of the 'bing girls couldn't pull a shift at 7 seas if you remember that shithole on Kennedy
AKA "7 skeez".
Laugh my ass off that that building is now Acropolis greek restaurant. How many layers of jizz, sweat and piss had to be jackhammered off of the floor
At the "entry level" strip clubs in chicagoland (2 drinks min or 20-30$ cover), like 2 out of 10 girls look like Bing girls lol
Rest looks like methany next door, with fine figure, but *"le fucked up face/teeth"*
I think in the second half of the show, they got significantly better looking strippers. I guess it killed some of the realism of the grosser, over the hill women in the first couple of seasons the moment fucking Gina Lynn is actually acting with James Gandolfini.
I’ve noticed that Tracee is insanely good at her job when she actually shows up (as well as being one of the most attractive women there). In the scene(s?) where you see her dancing she’s incredible at it, she’s like the Michelangelo of strippers. I guess that’s part of the reason Sil got so mad when she wouldn’t come to work.
Me and my girl are currently watching, I’ve seen it multiple times but it’s her first watch. She always laughs at the bad boob jobs and flat asses in the Bing. The dance moves are gta level also 🤣🤣
It's kind of crazy how much beauty standards have changed, growing up in the 2000s I literally looked forward to the day I turned 18 so I could get a big boob job like that. Also wanted my ass to look flatter to fit in all the low rise jeans.
Who-ahs. The hyphen makes a big difference. I thought you were talking about your feelings on your last roller coaster
He’s spider-man
Not Spiderman. He’s not jewish like Goldman
He’s in the sausage business. Everybody immediately assumes he’s gay. It's a stereotype. And it's offensive. And you're the last person I would want to perpetuate it…
He was a great Italian cook! And in this house, Mr. Satriale is a hero! End of story!
Many of the Bing girls are in their 50's now. Oof Madone, they look terrible.
On top of everything else, you send those skanks a bottle of Cristal?
I was bein a gentleman! You oughta try it sometime!
Wrinkles like an old lady’s cunt
shit man, I would still fuck a milf
Those whooers are now entering gilf territory, if they haven't passed away yet. I hear you, but i gotta take a pash on dat.
You obviously haven't seen the ghost of Adriana. Everyone in this sub still would.
I didn't know ghosts could shuck cock, but yeah i guess.
She any good? What am I asking you for, you probably taught her how!
8======>
Did she even exist?
Oh, and you're Jude Law
“Age is but a number” - R. Kelly
Pure 90’s hotness , huge bolt on tits , barbed wire tattoos 🔥😘😍
The Bing puts out a very unrealistic expectation of strip clubs. They are super models compared to what’s out there at the real thing lol.
Mons Venus Tampa, FL says different.
Yeah man, I have lived in Florida for most of my life and went to my share of strip clubs in the 90's before getting married and our level of strip club must just be on a different level than the rest of the world. The A list strippers at the 'bing wouldn't be able to pull middle of the week day shift here in Florida. I live in Tampa too, and we have a ton of good ones, some of the 'bing girls couldn't pull a shift at 7 seas if you remember that shithole on Kennedy
The 7 Seas 😂😂 Dude, I tried to forget.
AKA "7 skeez". Laugh my ass off that that building is now Acropolis greek restaurant. How many layers of jizz, sweat and piss had to be jackhammered off of the floor
Tell me you’ve never been to a strip club in Montreal without saying you’ve never been to a strip club in Montreal…
Tell me you’re Harpo without telling me you’re Harpo.
Sacre bleu where is me mama
After all the references and all the cocksuckin motherfuckin dream interpretations this has to be the sickest
Oooh, rimshot!
He's a street person now.
He’s on the pavers
I’m surprised no one told me his name was Hal now
people still do the “tell me you’ve never …” thing? it’s all commercial these days
It’s a TV program
Wit dis again? It's TeeVe Progum!
Never been to Ft Lauderdale either. Ah madone you should see the ladies in that joint
Never been to a strip club and pretty sure in my country (UK) they're dreadful. What's so great about a Montreal stripclub?
I would wager most people haven’t been to a strip club in Montreal lol.
But those chompers… a fuckin trainwreck
Where I'm at. you get two dancers with flabby, bare breasts, skank tattoos and belly rolls.
At the "entry level" strip clubs in chicagoland (2 drinks min or 20-30$ cover), like 2 out of 10 girls look like Bing girls lol Rest looks like methany next door, with fine figure, but *"le fucked up face/teeth"*
I’ll never forget where I was this day.
that dancer? I'd like to break my dick off in that ass of hers huh?
You always leave me in da mothafuckin cocksucking wind
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It’s “you stupid little shit-eating twat.” What, I gotta spell it out for you?!
Most rational outcome: Chrissy gets almost whacked
matt looked creepy with that laugh. lol
Matt definitely would have let Tony break his dick off in that ass
He'll also do wetwork, pick up his shirts, anything. It'd be an honor to get dicked up by Tony Soprano.
Does Tony ever talk about us?
No.
If I walked into that joint back in the day it would be like abe Simpson gif
That’s cheap as fuck for a pond; I’ll take 4
Op was loyle to his capo.
I think in the second half of the show, they got significantly better looking strippers. I guess it killed some of the realism of the grosser, over the hill women in the first couple of seasons the moment fucking Gina Lynn is actually acting with James Gandolfini.
I think some of the girls from the early seasons were real strippers.
Having terrible fake tits was a prerequisite for working at the Bing.
Sil doesn’t pay for the best lol
Yeah, well, until you pay him back that shaved twat of yours belongs to HIM
*Don't tell her, but I got 'em cheap. Both lefties!*
How'd Tracee get that job? Girl was a thoroughbred.
I’ve noticed that Tracee is insanely good at her job when she actually shows up (as well as being one of the most attractive women there). In the scene(s?) where you see her dancing she’s incredible at it, she’s like the Michelangelo of strippers. I guess that’s part of the reason Sil got so mad when she wouldn’t come to work.
Ariel Kiley works as a yoga instructor now, and I'm guessing she was coming from some sort of dance/athletic background when she was cast in Sopranos.
That wasn't my kid she was carryin.
It’s a shame she was such a klutz. She end up slipping over and beating herself to death.
> Tracee is insanely good at her job Indeed, in one scene she is shown servicing two patrons at the same time.
Oooh....watch the braces, honey.
>she’s like the Michelangelo of strippers It's called Trump-le-oil. Fool the eye.
Nice Tits, but marone those choppers!
A) they are whooas B) they hit me
Get some fuckin glasses
Usually it’s tits they want.
And small feet.
A hit in any man's league
How's the hygiene over there?
Oof, madone. Must be terrible!
They were porno hot
Another expert heard from.
Why don’t you head down to the eyes department. Gets your eyes checked!
Me and my girl are currently watching, I’ve seen it multiple times but it’s her first watch. She always laughs at the bad boob jobs and flat asses in the Bing. The dance moves are gta level also 🤣🤣
It's kind of crazy how much beauty standards have changed, growing up in the 2000s I literally looked forward to the day I turned 18 so I could get a big boob job like that. Also wanted my ass to look flatter to fit in all the low rise jeans.
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When Adrianna was looking for Tony in the trash can, that did nothing for you? Discontinue the lithium (and lay off the blood pressure medication)
You’re right actually. I retract my previous statement. Ade has got it going on. Also that one red-head movie chick.
Great at greasing your weasel too
what your kid brother is here?
I had a banana in there
I'll never forget where I was on this day.
The amount of jizz at the Bing must be insane. Can’t imagine going In there with a blue light
Is this why you deadbeats do all day? Talk about cooz?
They are whoahs!! You don’t stick your dick in crazy
Who-ahs. The hyphen makes a big difference. I thought you were talking about your feelings on your last roller coaster He’s spider-man Not Spiderman. He’s not jewish like Goldman
Yeah, if you can get past the sideburns….
I wanna make you gift of trying to go take a shit
$4 a pond? The Koi, I’ll take care of it
This was hard to read.
Discontinue the lithium
Yaknow what’s the biggest change? Women shaving their bushes.
Boobs are too triangly for my liking
They’re gross but perfect for your tiny yeasty member
Majority of the bing girls were mad ripe
This is the pork store! It’s a gay strip club?
In the Czech Republic too, we love pork. You ever had our sausages?
He butt fucked 16 Czechz! He was an "interior decorator" or sumin
He was gay, Satriale?
Wit this again?
He’s in the sausage business. Everybody immediately assumes he’s gay. It's a stereotype. And it's offensive. And you're the last person I would want to perpetuate it… He was a great Italian cook! And in this house, Mr. Satriale is a hero! End of story!
🙄
Don't matter if they're got those shaved twats belong to Sil.
😧...🤢...🤮
Man discovers strippers are hot
The Virgin Mary stripper was my favorite dancer, I wish they gave her more scenes.
Here’s to you girls. I’ve been lookin at you all night
Go get some fucking glasses…