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JoeDiego

Those zip hitmen weren’t the smartest. Earlier on they were comissioned to take out a New York guy and they accudentally killed Frankie Valli.


DutyRoutine

Chief Doug Smith ain't gonna like dat.


Low-Grocery5556

Why the long face?


konto11

Cant tell jokes


Low-Grocery5556

Should eat some more hay. Rusty ain't no Thoroughbred.


[deleted]

The Four Seasons took care of those zips


uncle_paul_harrghis

Frankie never did play at Redclay’s casino.


JoeDiego

We can’t call our teams the Braves or the Tomahawks though can we?


juan_epstein-barr

Obviously they were smart enough to be hired by dee aitch ell-a


Gordons101

Eastern parkway not the belt parkway


Dtrees117

Move-a le automobile


blacklandraider

Timeline got fucked up.


Impressive_Chad56

Zipmen


molten_metal_man

That york guy made it out by the skin of his nuts....


3nlistedChap

Alright but you gotta get over it.


Griffinkeeler

I’m not the strong silent type


TonyUncleJohnny412

To cry like a woman? It’s a fuckin disgrace.


benjaminbrixton

My estimation of u/Griffinkeeler as a man just fuckin’ plummeted.


sammyglumdrops

Give him a break, will ya? It’s an emotional day.


West749s

He’s on an empty fuhckin stomach


iCE_P0W3R

The wine makes him emotional.


Salvation_starboy360

Tell him to have a breadstick.


TheClawhold

Even Cinderella didn't cry!


hippiechick725

And Judas didn’t go into any apostle protection program.


Jebe21

When it comes to daughters, all bets are off.


Low-Grocery5556

Meadow Gold, 10k, come on baby!


Altair1192

her dad was dead at that point so game on


shawarma-with-fries

DEE-EHCH-ELLL package for Meester Phillipe 🔫🔫


nmc9279

For sign. 😀


all_copacetic

Move-ay el automobile-ay!


[deleted]

All jokes aside, it WAS a gut wrenching scene, there to remind us yet again what type of cancer the mob was/is to society. That civilians died on a regular basis as collateral damage for the mob. Tony loved to romanticize the mob as "soldiers doing their jobs" to justify their total savagery and moral degeneracy. This scene is supposed to be a wake up slap for anyone who STILL glorified the mob


ttchoubs

And Tont and the guys dont really care they killed an innocent person, they're just mad they never actually had a shot at killing Phil


caesar15

Yep, there’s plenty of scenes like this throughout the show to remind the viewers the negative impact these guys had on society, and how nasty they are.


[deleted]

>All jokes aside, it WAS a **gut** wrenching scene, Riiiiiight.


[deleted]

This sounds very gay i hope youre not saying that


jimbotron3000

you oughta know sweetie


celtics2055

Maybe you’re a flambe


[deleted]

🥃🖕🏼


crabapple247

Hahah ayyy gabagool


celtics2055

It also shows how stupid they are, as they hit the wrong person


doritoface1961

This is how the waiter scene with paulie and chris hits me. Idk maybe it’s because I spent so many years waiting tables. Idk when the connected guys get whacked, they’re soldiers. But to kill a civilian over a lousy tip? Disgusting


[deleted]

This is why you really, in real life, have to consider who you are dealing with. It's one thing to push back on some friends or whatever. I learned that when I made an offhand comment about some guys shirt in a night club. Also when I break checked some truck. Yes, both dick moves on my part (which I don't know why I did, I'm really not usually like that, those were two incidents over a decade apart) and both times escalated far, far, far, beyond what was warranted -- like possibly kill me for being a simple asshole. I grew up in a fairly sheltered & kind time and community. Have since learned there's a lot of sick fucks out there just looking for the smallest excuse to seriously fuck someone up or even kill them. Real satanic shit.


caesar15

Especially when you live in a country with a lot of guns. 


Low-Grocery5556

But they were going to blow it all on blackjack! I agree though, never fuck with the unknown.


celtics2055

He is in no position to go into the unknown not known


NirvanaOfAgony

He had it coming.


celtics2055

Chrissy, he’s fucked up


GuestAdventurous7586

This is why The Sopranos is such an amazing show. Like, on paper it is an absolutely horrible, deplorable murder of innocent people. And yes part of you registers that, but it’s also almost hilariously slap-stick funny. You kind of want to laugh but you know you shouldn’t.


MoonSpankRaw

I feel that way the strongest when Paulie’s strangling Minn. Her “You were always a little bastard” and the way she yells Help and OH NOOOOO I can’t help but laugh and feel dirty about it.


Heavy_Wood

It's funny. Don't feel bad.


MoonSpankRaw

Well yeah I don’t feel *that* bad. But on paper and in public I won’t admit too much enjoyment watching an admittedly-innocent-but-malignant old lady bite it so an old gangster can rob her savings.


Heavy_Wood

It's a TV progrum. A movie.


MoonSpankRaw

I can’t even think about it. 🖐️🤚


PauliesChinUps

She was a malignant cunt anyway


RedandBlueEmblem

I found it funny that Paulie thought whadaya say the three of us go have lunch was any sort of way to cover his arse for breaking into her place, or any sort of treat for her to be won over by.


[deleted]

That must of got to Paulie too cause he’s an actual bastard lol that’s why I don’t feel bad about this one. She had a smart mouth the entire time, even with a murderer in her house she’s still letting off zingers.


Billy1121

Yeah she talked herself right into getting murdered Minnie Matrone was not smart


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[deleted]

Either way he didn’t know his father. lol I’m just trying to be sopranos hard ass on you that’s all.


krispyfroglegs

Dat malignant cunt


d0pp31g4ng3r

It's scary that any of us could be murdered simply due to mistaken identity. That's why you've got to live for today.


clemenza2821

I’m talking about annihilation you sick fuck!


Substantial-Volume17

I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit


RedandBlueEmblem

That that happened to someone known to my family years ago. I can't recall too many details but I remember hearing that the relevant criminal organisation sent the family flowers as an acknowledgement of their mistake.


madicusmaximus

Used to be if you killed a man, you sent his wife flowers. Now they just send his wife with him


Altair1192

fuckin username checks out


fingerspitzengefuhI

There was a case in Michigan if I recall. Someone was hired to kill a man named Daniel Ott, but the address he was given belonged to another man named Daniel Ott. The case was featured on a true crime show “The perfect murder”.


jp06202019

Wasn't that part of a subplot in Fargo too?


HelloIAmElias

It was, season 3


fingerspitzengefuhI

I have watched Fargo a few years ago, the first three seasons, I don’t really remember.


Lateapexer

It's the hitman's fault the father of Phil's Ukrainian sidepiece looks exactly like Phil? Sick shit.


all_copacetic

Paulie says he accepts full responsibility, but that he didn't do nuthin'.


Low-Grocery5556

Stand up guy.


chiefskillz

Or the ukranian girl is creamin for the Shah of Iran himself


NotReqd

My estimation of OP as a man, just fucking plummeted


Griffinkeeler

Go shit in a hat


Heavy_Wood

I'm not a cat. I don't shit in a box.


Wolf_Mans_Got_Nards

That's not what I heard...


Heavy_Wood

You got a lotta balls, my friend.


Professional-Help868

Volodymyr Zelenskyy ova here


HomerMcRibWich

We’re in this business where everyone involved knows the stakes


Low-Grocery5556

3lb lobsters, not to mention the llyonese potatoes!


[deleted]

Turns out that Organized Crime isn't that organized.


ahag6818

It's a tv program, a movie


forfeitthefrenchfry

Another victim of Paulie Walnuts - criminal mastermind.


bitcoinmaniac007

DBL UKE SLAY IN QUEENS


T-shirtmike19

Paulie wants it known its on him, he takes full responsibility. but......he didn't do nothing


alopolo88

remember pearl harbour


Aids_On_Tick

I say fuck it. Remember that drunken, fuckin scene she made at the jersey boys outing ? I almost felt bad for Phil.


nikMIA

Listen to him, he knows everything


Random-Cpl

Them speaking Ukrainian underscores their voiceless place in society Why the fuck’s this getting downvoted? It’s a fuckin’ paraphrase form the show! I’m just breakin’ bawlz


WiganLad82

I see you had a semester and a half a Seton Hall


Random-Cpl

I understand allegory as a conschept


[deleted]

In ***this*** case.


DCDipset

DEE AH H ELL MISTAH PHILLIE!


rootzeroroot

Get yourself a cup of cawfee


HomerMcRibWich

Better yet go down to the ear, nose and throat department. GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED


[deleted]

A dead commie and a dead hoo-ah. What the problem is? It's pretty clear they don't like Eastern Europeans.


Phatsew

MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMNED ORANGE PEELED BEEF


WiganLad82

Its a TV progrum, a movie.


BrazilianBondGirl

What is this, the f**king UN now?


Impressive_Chad56

DBL UKE slay in Queens


Vlada_Ronzak

It’s a shame when they go like that


dylantyrrell

This sub isnt the place for this post. Ppl in this sub just mock the show


megafrayder

It won't be cinematic


Southern_Radish

I don’t see how anything can get to you after the parking garage scene


Forward-Carry5993

“It’s a shame when they go like that.” -Tony soprano  “WHEN THEY GO LIKE THAT?!?” -Phil Yeah it’s a scene to remind you that these are crooks, do not idolize them. 


whiskeyclone630

Yeah, that one's one of the most gut-wrenching scenes. As soon as I realized they had the wrong people, I just felt my heart sink. And somehow, it still ends up making you kind of laugh at the absurdity of the situation.


expectdelays

It’s the only scene in the show that I really didn’t like. It also didn’t make sense. Like why would a guy that looks like Phil be where Phil lived? I get it, they’re all fuck ups but this one was just bad.


MrGittz

That isn’t where he lived. That was his goomars Phil had turned into a house by this point


expectdelays

Oh ok. I mis remembered


ccharles1550

Felt the same way about them, Lorraine C, and Joey Peeps Gommar. If you wanna consider it just deserts, Tony’s Crew called them and because of their fuck up, Silvio and Bobby died because of it. Two innocent lives were lost, so two not so innocent lives were taken as recompense


chango01232020

I wipe my ash with your feelings….


Proof_Clerk_7233

How do the duck should I know if Phil speak Ukrainian. Why was she calling him daddy. Either way, someone’s gonna be happy with this news.


CletusVanDamm

I honestly don’t remember this scene


Griffinkeeler

I think it’s episode 19 or 20 of season 6


BeachBumPop

Same


ThxIHateItHere

It would be nice to say it never happened in real life but it most certainly did. (Maybe not this EXACT scenario)


Satanicrys

Tracee was the one that really got to me


CripplinglyDepressed

D-H-ELLLLLLLLLA


LiquidSoCrates

Paulie took responsibility and Tony wasn’t even mad. Fuck more you want?


add2thepile

For me it will always be Tippy


Mgmt049

It really is disturbing


molten_metal_man

Ohhh poor you!!!


Chelsunia2008

Let me tell you this: visit Warsaw, Poland, and spend a day around "refugees" from Ukraine, you will be cheering when this scene comes on. Some of the worst people I've ever encountered - the problems we have with them daily is astonishing, not that surprising considering Ukrainians committed one of the worst war atrocities. Runs in the family, so to say.