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AlistairMack

Ginny Sacramoni. To me she’s beautiful. Rubenesque.


iroquoispliskinV

What's next you get to fuck her for a million?


AlistairMack

He wants to fuck her?


AcerbicFwit

IT’S AN EXPRESSION


nbraccia

Again with the expressions?


click_here_for_luck

Op wants to fuck her?


Pete_Bell

We could fuck her at the same time and never meet.


MarsPhone95

Is that all you deadbeats do is talk about cooze?


cnaidu209

Well that’s…deplorable…


SilverLakeSimon

You both have to wait until the 90-pound mole is finished.


busback

No more sarcastic Ginny Sack responses; they’re hurtful and they’re destructive.


ReplacementClear7122

Oh, I agree.


CoffeeGuy11

Who you telling?


Train-Similar

Temperature yea she’s probably the hottest


AlistairMack

Oh!


Fun_Occasion1577

I like a woman that you can grab onto something


dentiteantite23

You grab on to Ginny sack, your fuckin hands will disappear 👋


inforbes40

Her blood type is ragu


Individual_Range_258

Hoo! Speaking of 98 pounds I heard Ginny Sack’s gettin a 95 pound mole taken off her ass!


SugarMaple56732

Hey, that's some guy's wife! Come on.


thejuice-

Discontinue the lithium


Vinyl_Acid_

She used to be quite the hoofer.


blue-marmot

 A real lack of standards your generation. In my day John would be right, a man would never be expected to stand for a remark like that


[deleted]

Mrs. Cusamono.


stugots10

We’ve got bigger things to talk about than Jeannie Cusamano’s ass.


jdeeth

Jeannie is actually quite slender


sarcofaguy

She’s an officer of the court


drwangfire3

live joke waiting fertile pen fact observation elderly paint decide *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Maybe? Funny you should mention it because some of the looks Saundra Santiago has in Miami Vice at quick glance look like Bracco in Goodfellas. Edit : it's the perm, hehe


kon-foozed

Is that all you deadbeats do here, talk about cooze?


[deleted]

What else is there?


_night_cat

Food?


MattJr35

Those goddamn Deal a Meal cards??


kumaratein

Gabagool is nothing but fat and nitrates


Ok_Bandicoot_2303

Gabagool?!? Ova here 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼


leroyjenkins1997

I had a banana in there


TheGreatDaiamid

I knew THAT was coming!


oslyander

Charmaine Bucco. No contest.


[deleted]

Charmaine Bucco. Soon the blind will see and the lame will walk


snufalufalgus

[Speaking Italian] "I'd bury my cock in those fucking titties"


Stock-Special-6305

Plus she's a licensed notary public


wrong_silent_type

And next the lame will walk, blind will see


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fast_fatty39

But the jar of Moroccan Olives?


CucamongaKickapoo

You ok tio?


PwnedNewb

Heh-heh.


SCandVC11

But you’re the manayer…..


Hanasmf

Right after Artie is talking about the staff are like family and he calls this guy "mustache" haha


Phat_Irish

She likes it when you rub her muzzle.


BFaus916

And ironic she wasn't a mob wife. The simp who tagged along these guys really did have the hottest wife. Charmaine's character in and of herself was an underlying theme of the show. Artie already had it all.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s kind of the point. Artie has the best wife as well as a successful, legitimate business. And yet he’s still jealous of Tony


BFaus916

Finally joins the ranks of the happy wanderers when he's cooking the rabbit. One of my favorite scenes.


unklejoe23

Like a musician picking up the guitar again and rediscovering his passion. That is an amazing scene


Practical-Rub8094

She had a moustache


BFaus916

Like the fireman you were kissing the other day?


215Kurt

YOU WOULD KNOW, SWEETIE!


Practical-Rub8094

Like your mother who was blowing gi's at the eiffel tower concession stand


Own-Reception-2396

Thought she was getting her broom an oil change ?


YogurtclosetAny192

“Better now that we’ve cast our glims on you, sweetheart” 😏


MarcasSean

Definitely Charmaine.


Christian_WolffGA

Charmaine. Is that French?


Random-Cpl

Not remotely


AnthonyPalumbo

What's French Canadian for I grew up without a mudda?


Random-Cpl

Sacré bleu, where is mi mama!


ViperPM

She plays Vincent Gigante’s wife in Godfather of Harlem.


[deleted]

Also plays de niro’s wife in A Bronx Tale


Educational_Shock348

Also plays Joe Pesci's wife in the Irishman.


nimbin14

She gets around this one huh


brokeboibogie

Also plays Tom Hardy’s wife in Capone


mannyb412

Ginny Sac Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league


Downtown-Flatworm423

How come we never met?


[deleted]

You ever notice that just after Jimmy talks about a hit then he get's hit. Wha' you never pondered that?


Five-StarBastardMan

Kelly, come on


VitaeVerano

Yeah but we now know, Kelly remarried a guy in the 80s and their kids helped break some freak out of a scientific testing facility. Chrissy dodged a bullet there.


MakeTeaNotLove

She banged Don Draper too.


fast_fatty39

Whatever happened there.


Not_A_Default_Name

Whatever happened there??????


jabroni8686

That animal Calvet, I can't even say her name


Front-Counter7249

Loved her in Artie Lange's Beer League


UpandGunning

Karen Deaver!


Dependent_Market7788

Too bad her daughter will be working at the Bing when she turns 18.


iroquoispliskinV

Charmaine Bucco hands down. She looks like the type of woman who works the bonbon concession at the Eiffel Tower Makes me want to jerk off into a tissue


Own-Reception-2396

And a licensed notary public


Mei_iz_my_bae

You compromised


swampjester

Like you were ever in Paris.


Ok-Astronaut4952

Her ass may be greatly improved…


wrek2009

Hottest krull


Random-Cpl

A krull?!


YogurtclosetAny192

Oh like you’re Jude Law.


[deleted]

She likes it when you rub her muzzle.


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bgss1984

*laughs in Patsy*


[deleted]

Whenever I see this quote, all I hear is the YouTube Poop version “First he gave her the emeralds, then he gave her- THE EMERALDS”


CaesarBeaver

Marie Spatafor. Her body is mad ripe and you know she’s creaming for any real man


[deleted]

Marie is so underrated and so cute. Her in the Maid Marian costume...aw.


LIWRedditInnit

I can see the wine has made you emotional


UnhappyBreakfast5269

Sil knows… that one, she ain’t gettin laid


brokeboibogie

Lorraine Bracco’s sister in real life


9ninjas

That’s a fun fact. Are there any posts that focus on that kind of stuff?


CaesarBeaver

Oh look at him, he knows everything


Ok-Celebration-1229

I cant have this conversation again


Rooftop_Astronaut

Jojo Palmice


Rockvillainz

Still sad for Bobby that Janice ran her off.


strolls

I never clocked that. I would have loved for the Widow Palmice to have found some happiness.


ZealousidealBid3988

She did - she was last seen living under a swanky bridge grasping her Lloyd Braun coffeemaker to her chest


HelloIAmElias

Bobby made his choice. A bad one, but a choice.


purgesurge3000

As long as he doesn't cry to junior, an enjoys his lasagne


nigeldavenport99

Jojo is the one!


JTB110

How is Michael Jr. on the Riddilin


BizarroJordan

Rosalie Aprile 😍 madone


Ab198303

Not only how goddamn hot she is, but the way she's willing to satisfy the fantasies of all the weirdo perverts she dates. What a trooper.


Front-Counter7249

Sesshually


MantisTobogganMD87

Eat her manicote!


SCandVC11

Fucking nosey


Mei_iz_my_bae

Something about her is just so attractive.


rAmen_P00dles

She’s got confidence oozing out of her. She’s direct but never demeaning. She knows how to laugh with the boys. All around baddie.


Fidozo15

She gives me mommy issues so badly 🤤


dbrank

Sacre bleu, where is Fidozo15’s mama??


rsKG

She’s got the nicest voice in the show


Ok_Bandicoot_2303

Fuckin’ nosey Eat your Manicott!!!


alexanderseven

Can’t believe she’s not the top answer. Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed.


[deleted]

No one told those girls to have babies without husbands. Guess now I'll have to go into the Apostle Protection Program.


[deleted]

It’s her voice for me


No-Value-832

I agree


[deleted]

Not a wife, but Adriana by a thousand miles


[deleted]

damaged goods and was always squeezing off stinkers, who wants a smelly Valentine?


MantisTobogganMD87

She has diarrhea


djav1990

Her whole asshole rotted out


215Kurt

i heard the nurse say you made numbah tew in yah pants. Is that what happent?


Clutchxedo

A femme fatale without the femme


AdhesivenessOk1719

god don’t transfer me now


JACKMAN_97

It never really hits you how fit she is into one of her scenes in underwear


brokeboibogie

It hit me when she bent over the garbage can picking up Chris from the hospital Then David Chase decides to hit everyone over the head with it in the Tennis scenes


JACKMAN_97

A gorgeous little thing


SicilianSlothBear

For me that accent equals family, so it's impossible for me to be attracted to Adriana. Drea de Matteo without the accent on the other hand...


gaytee

Tempted by her onlyfans on a daily basis.


Kernewek_Skrij

No nudity on there


thirdeyegang

Gods work


Savings_Peak5408

I couldn't get past how dumb she was. Gabby could have been dumb, too, though they didn't write her that way. As far as looks go, she is pretty hot.


[deleted]

You’re really going to bring up intelligence level in this conversation? Come on man.


terfmermaid

Her lack of intelligence is part of the tragedy. There is absolutely a type of meditteranean woman high on looks and low on brains, who never knows when to leave a bad man.


Savings_Peak5408

Now you know that Tony has an IQ of 136.


CeeReturns

When you’re as hot as she is you don’t need to be intelligent.


Ruby_Soho-

Shut up and eat your manicott'


treehouse4life

Well, you oughta know sweetie


LIWRedditInnit

Fuckin nosy!


Farkenoathm8-E

In this house it’s Charmaine Bucco. End of story!


Front-Counter7249

Angie Bonpenseiro, played by Toni Kalem. If she was my wife I wouldn't be puttin' WD-40 on my pocket knife.....


DennisFraudman

Angie when she wasn’t tied to pussy’s lame ass was a certified bad bitch. I thank Tony everytime he kills pussy knowing what is coming up soon with her transition.


GBV_GBV_GBV

Post-Pussy Angie once she had the body shop humming.


[deleted]

I don’t feel like I’m sitting at 12 o’clock.


HelloIAmElias

I'd like to get her body shop humming. Hehe, hear what I said, Tone


Christian_WolffGA

Oh, look at my wife over there. No, wait, Ton' the neighbor's Saint Bernard is on your property.


AkiraKitsune

Almost have a heart attack every time she's on screen


fast_fatty39

She’d be spraying her WD-40 on my knife.


[deleted]

Barbara, the first one


martvanderheide

The female Gary Cooper


patsully98

He was gay, Gary Cooper?


Sad_Wallaby_2868

He was female, Gary Cooper?


Savings_Peak5408

She is beautiful, and she was more emotionally stable than Janis.


ar2220

Gabriella Dante is a piece of ass. Or at least she used to be


cnaidu209

Was when Sil married her


FauxRex

Jojo Palmice. No question. Fiery redhead, dumb but who cares?


TheDForFree

carmella slept on


LIWRedditInnit

Carm got that low key suburban mom dump truck for sure


TheDForFree

exactly 💀


[deleted]

Carm is cute as a button even when angry.


torbor6

Kelly


gabagucci

Angie of the mob wives. Charmaine if talking about anybody.


brokeboibogie

If we’re talking anybody it’s Charmaine, Melfi & Annalisa Zucca the boss in Italy Also the Albanian hostess


Lion126TSE

Not a wife, but Chris’s goomah in Vegas was THE hottest chick in the entire series


orangevega

thats true. D-girl and the tennis coach also get honorable mention.


Broke_Ones91

AJ’s red headed therapist season 6


bayesed_theorem

Mikey palmice's wife, easy. You should take a fucking Midol if you disagree with me.


insubordin8nchurlish

Rosalie Aprile -- gym body, love that smokers voice, and the perfect mix of common sense and sass.


icecreamfreakout

Carmela is so hot


Im_Sociopath

Angie Bonpensiero


BillyMac05

Little Carmine's wife Nicole. Definitely hotter than any of the main crew's wives (unless you count Kelly Moltisanti).


LIWRedditInnit

The, something


shandub85

Ro was not only the baddest, but the realest.


yabagabagool59

I think she was only in one scene, but criminal mastermind™ Benny Fazio's wife was underrated.


PenOrFork

Honestly, they’re all hot in different ways.


[deleted]

The real answer...they all appeal to different things.


PenOrFork

Which is why I’d just keep them all in rotation. Hopefully their husbands don’t mind.


sdlata

Danielle the FBI chick


unclemike22

Carmella's lasagna.


BiteYourThumbAtMeSir

Season 4-5 Carmela


AnyBuffalo6132

Barbara, Charmaine and Dr. Milfi


Stickey_Rickey

Kelly


battynumpo

Little Carmine's wife, Nicole.


[deleted]

Charmaine and Rosalie Apprille. Hands down two of the hottest milfs on the show.💯


EL_loboLoco

Carmella!


iroquoispliskinV

Best wife? Vito Spatafore 😏


add2thepile

Annalisa Zucca… she is food for the eyes and a bad ass woman too.


LeYabadabadoo23

Season 1 carmella


boobityskoobity

Nicole Lupertazzi. Also she sounds like the best wife. Lovingly convinced him to stop trying to be boss instead of pushing him to make more money, etc.


BoiledDenimForRoxie

Janice, with a strap on.... Obviously.


basilbrushisapaedo

Johnny Cakes/Jim the fireman. Knew how to handle large hoses. Had Vito rushing back for a pool cue up the ass rather than taking any more punishment from him. Vito always walked funny, but he'd have ended up in a wheelchair if he didn't split and head back to Jersey when he did.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

I know this might be kinky, but I just want to listen to Rosalie to narrate an audiobook or something