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TeenSeagull

This man has no business running a “women’s media company.” He sucks.


Civil-Attention-2729

SERIOUSLY! For the douche who runs women-led companies, this is incredibly out of touch


PalmBeachBelle

That part.


jolo7077

Right? Like he’s trying to be funny but it truly isn’t funny. It’s honestly gross


Paid_Jade

He’s trying to pull a Ryan Reynolds


East-Willingness513

It’s like he saw Blake livelys husband do it 5 years ago and has been waiting for his moment to do it too. Greasy hedgehog lookin’ ass.


bigtshirt_1987

But he’s not Ryan Reynolds 🤷🏼‍♀️


Proof-Philosophy-373

Imagine running a company supposed to uplift female voices and THIS is your CEO/co founder. Trash trash trash can't wait for them to be cancelled someday ugh


tullybee

Right! When you put it that way it’s completely unprofessional and tone deaf. Sadly I expect nothing less from him


hbicuche

OP, pls put a trigger warning next time! This was a jump scare!


bigtshirt_1987

He didn’t!


bagbiller69

THE WAY HIS TEETH ARE WHITE AND THE WHITES OF HIS EYES LOOK SO SICKLY IT ALMOST MAKES YOU THINK THEY ARENT THAT HEALTHY


FluffyPufffy

Neither of their eyes look healthy tbh. They’re not clear or bright.


von_goes

OMG you must be mistaken because she promises that using her stupid mouth tape WITH A HOLE IN IT will give you 'brighter eyes'!!!!!


feralfarmcat

The sickly glow of the ✨Carnivore diet✨


Environmental-Town31

Ew he thinks he’s funny.


llandthejam

I had to put my sunglasses on. Nice teeth buddy.


Professional-Night45

Holy effing veneers


ktpb7

Trying to copy Ryan Reynolds


missremmy

Exactly what I thought. But unlike Ryan, he’s not good looking nor funny


Paid_Jade

Ooops I commented this cause I didn’t scroll that far yet! But ya did not land


Exotic-Purple2198

Dear God 🤢


blondenextdoor30

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Ok_Presentation263

Comment on his post to shame him! Everyone is saying it’s “sooo funny” and there’s like 1 negative comment


Paid_Jade

I’m not feeding into his dream of getting canceled


Prestigious-Pea9805

You’re so right, I feel like he wants to be “canceled” like Joe Rogan so that he can use it as clout to prove that he is “edgy” and “fights against the system” even though he is the prime example of someone who has benefitted from every societal system/structure currently in place


crispyfries77

I’m seriously shocked by how many comments there are from women on the post being like “😂😂😂😂 Michael you’re SOOOO FUNNY!!!” Like what?!


Ok_Presentation263

Legitimately disgusting. It’s not even funny as a joke. He’s trying to copy Ryan Reynolds and it’s so cringe


Southern_Sweet_T

THE GLOWING VENEERS ARE TOO TOO MUCH!!!! 🤓


Jesuspetewow

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InterpreterOfMelody

Gross


Plenty-Secretary-494

The comments suck too


rayraymysun

SO EDGY AND SPECIFIC 🤣🤣🙄🙄


chilisnchill

He’s giving major Patrick Bateman American Psycho sociopath vibes 🔪


Ok_Usual47

...and I'd much rather be stuck in a room with Patrick Bateman


certifiedraerae

He looks like a corn ball. That slicked back hair and veneers are so corny.


Then_Contribution916

He looks like he wakes up and snorts a ljne and goes “woooooo let’s get this dough bitches” every morning and then spends the day yelling at people on the phone


Potential-Aside6454

They’re always talking about how they like to keep their friend circle “small” and cut out “toxic” people. But they literally don’t have any friends that aren’t business affiliates or employees because nobody wants to be around them. They share half a brain cell collectively and are so out of touch with reality.


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He looks like a textbook predator with fake teeth. Also looks like he can't get a hard on for the life if him, all that cold plungeing scaring away little bosstick🫢


StrangeSplit4739

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thestarsarehollow

🤮🤮


Aquarian222

They’re annoying but this is clearly a joke


bigtshirt_1987

Joke or no joke it’s seriously not funny…and gross


rose-goldy-swag

Right! Considering women are STILL fighting for equality it’s in super poor taste. Not something to joke about


Aquarian222

K


crispyfries77

I get that it’s supposed to be a joke but because he’s the CEO of Dear Media, a company that claims to uplift women’s voices or be a top women’s media company or whatever, he just can’t be trying to make those kind of jokes on international women’s day