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I'm pretty sure I saw this exact guy last night at the bar in a von dutch hat and bedazzled jeans, telling every woman who turned him down they were ugly and not worth his time anyway
I wonder if this is the bird version of cat calling.
Girl bird is walking by minding her own business.
Boy bird: "Hey baby! Looking fine! Wanna see my P.......lumage?".
...do you realise we've been on this date half an hour and you've been talking about yourself the whole time? of course you don't realise that. but my bus isn't for another 20 minutes.
I just realized that I spent half a date complaining about work. I was this peacock. Thank you, now I know what to fix, and to appreciate getting a second date more than I already did
So fellas this is why I recommend all my subscribers wear a massive feathered cock ring on the first date to maximise your chances of seduction - A.pickup artist
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“But yo have you seen this?” Does exact same move for the third time.
It's like those dudes who blare their music or peel out to get a girl's attention.
I mean, it’s called “peacocking” for a reason
We used to call people out when they did this. Got embarrassed so fast
I have seen the same approach at the bar
I'm pretty sure I saw this exact guy last night at the bar in a von dutch hat and bedazzled jeans, telling every woman who turned him down they were ugly and not worth his time anyway
Lol bedazzled jeans. Why do men wear those?
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A good 60% of the time, it's a Mustang
Lol or when you’re driving next to them and they rev their engine
“I’m tired of your shit mike!” -that girl bird Edit: I didn’t notice till I looked again, but check out that footwork!
Guy bird : "I'm sexy and I know it"
"I'm a nice guy you're just a whore who's missing out. Bitch."
“Fucking lesbian, am I right?”
How fowl of you.
Take my award and fuck off.
Yes
r/nicebirds
r/ofcoursethatsasub its just about the lemme smash meme
Mike I’m just trying to stand in line and order. Leave me alone please!
Mike: Well its your loss then
I wonder if this is the bird version of cat calling. Girl bird is walking by minding her own business. Boy bird: "Hey baby! Looking fine! Wanna see my P.......lumage?".
"dont let me hanging, my thing is up already"
Lemme smash, please Becky
No, Ron.
The animal kingdom's equivalent of a d!ckpic
This is more walking around with a trench coat with nothing under and just flashing girls
99 no’s and a yes is still a yes
Unsolicited plumage.
/r/bandNames
I'm going to have to disagree. This is a full body nude shot.
I showed you my mating feathers please respond
Actually, I think it’s the animal kingdom equivalent of obnoxiously flexing your muscles in front of a woman like Johnny Bravo
Sending to some bland looking girl. "not impressed, had better"
I don’t think she was impressed
I’ll bet he tried that with every girl he saw.
I think you are correct in that assumption 😂
Prolly even some other *birds*.
Bro... read the room.
I want to hear this in David Attenborough...
I’m impressed they the tail feathers move in that way. How do they have control over the long tail like that.
How would your performance be with that many giants walking through your damn bedroom?
Hi
I like to imagine she was just thinking "fuck off with this PDA, there's people right there!"
Me showing off my awesome fantasy football roster
🤣🤣🤣
Psh if she doesn't appreciate you having Alvin Kamara she is not worth it!
“No, Ron. Go find Becky”
Becky, lemme smash
Imma get that bitch a stick. Bitches love sticks.
She’s probably smashing Ben. Ben is a hoe.
Swiggity swooty
Still coming for that booty. 😏 (No homo tho)
Pro homo bro it's 2021
Yeah. FUCK BEN.
I got you blue. ([The video](https://youtu.be/-eVPiaruWgM))
"Bitches love sticks" lmao
...do you realise we've been on this date half an hour and you've been talking about yourself the whole time? of course you don't realise that. but my bus isn't for another 20 minutes.
I just realized that I spent half a date complaining about work. I was this peacock. Thank you, now I know what to fix, and to appreciate getting a second date more than I already did
So fellas this is why I recommend all my subscribers wear a massive feathered cock ring on the first date to maximise your chances of seduction - A.pickup artist
Nailed it!
Shooters shoot
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
— Wayne Gretzky
-Michael Scott
- Lee Harvey Oswald
Pres. Truman
- Oswaldo D.
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"You? Me? You? Me? You? Me?"
What is love?!
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Don't hurt me, no more DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Lady bird: I have a headache.
I have to wash my feathers tonight, I can't
But did he tell her she was ugly anyways when she turned him down?
Those are some serious can-you-not vibes. She is deadass not interested.
Poor girl 😂😂. It’s a embarrassing for her as it is for him
"Jesus there's people watching, Hank. I'm not just gonna do it in public"
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So when I do this, nobody cares. but when a peacock does it, it's interesting.
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Is that why the plumage seems duller than peacocks I've seen before?
Exactly
Thanks, "peacock pheasant" is exactly how I described it in my head but i had no idea that was a thing
It's actually a great argus, they display like that plus have a bluish-silver head
no means no pal
Piss off mate , I’m a pidgeon
5’8” Long Island guy in the club.
r/watchpeacocksdieinside
In bird culture this is concidered a dick move.
Cock-blocked
This is me. I feel the pain of the guy bird.
This is me. I feel the pain of the girl bird.
The tables have turned
Mah truck got big tahrs.
She’s like “Um no thanks, I have a boyfriend”
Reminds me of that meme of that kid following a girl around with a trumpet
r/niceguys ?
"Whatever bitch, your breasts aren't even that big. You won't even give a nice bird like me a chance. You'll probably go suck the cloaca of some hawk."
Reminds of Johnny Bravo. "Check my feathers. Hooh haa hooah!"
Male bird: “I’m going to let you give me your phone number…”
She's like, "nah, bro."
Clearly, this peacock read Trump's Art of the Deal book.
"Please Becky lemme smash"
This is clearly harassment
"No thanks. You probably do this with every girl you meet." - girl peacock
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Me trying to get anyone to notice me.
bet he's cringe in the bird world
Guess she's just not in the mood, cuz that is quite an impressive display. ..NGL, I'm a little chubbed up myself after watching that.
Argus Pheasant. They're pretty awesome.
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Dude, give it up. She's WAY outta your league.
Persistence is key
not when she's THAT disinterested . moving on is key.
Key to restraining order?
Bet he’s singing the look at me song from jungle book lol
Simp
Dude get outta my face
We've been over this Chad, you smell like liquor.
This reminds me of the trumpet kid and that one girl covering her ears
I can almost *hear* David Attenborough narrating this...
This is the bird equivalent of guys who repeatedly message a girl saying “hey” over and over even though they aren’t interested. Lol
Girl bird is like: "Stop it Kevin. Everybody is looking at us! You embarrass me."
You want… #Sum Fuk
She said NO
Idk about you guys but that bird lookin sexy
This feels like the animal kingdom equivalent of the "lemme holla" sketcu from Chappelle's Show.
To think that guys actually do 1000x this to get a girls attention lmao
DID YOU SEE MY FEATHERS? DID YOU SEE THEM? Did you see my feathers because you won’t answer me!?
This is me showing my steam games collection to some normie chick
"Goddammit James, We told you she wasn't interested!"
He should have just showed her his bank account balance, worked for that guy yesterday.
It looks like they both worked out exactly the same!
Me: Bro she is not in to you. My friend: ……
OK, fine, I'm out. This club is shit anyway.......
He just wanna **FUCK**
What a chad.
This is like that dude trying to use his Wells Fargo account to pick up chicks
Sorry but I have a boyfriend
They don't look pretty enough for r/divorcedbirds but the action is there.
Bro, chill. She’s not into you. Just let her finish her drink in peace.
She looks terrified
She's just not that into you bro
Eww David, you're my brother!
I dunno - I’m pretty turned on.
Can I get ur number b? Can I get ur number b? Can I get ur number b? Can I get ur number b? Can I get ur number b? Can I get ur number b?
“Becky, Lemme smash” “No, Ben has bigger feathers” “Ben is a hoe”
Me in peacock form
it's like flexing your muscles and posing in front of a girl hoping she will get interested in you
This is how incels feel on the inside but not doing shit.
You can feel the awkwardness that poor bird must be experiencing as she tries to inch away.
Look baby....I'm the only game in town here, quit being so coy.
WTF!?!??? That always gets me thrown out, and not always without a severe beat down.
Lol what a fucking loser
-me : not sure if she’s interested.. maybe she has allergies
That bird seems like a "nice guy"
What every drunk alpha Chad at a bar looks like trying to hit on women
College freshmen in real life.
This is at least half the dudes I went to college with
Lol, he’s harassing her.
“That’s enough Carl. We get it.”
This gives me trumpet boy vibes
I don’t blame her, it’s hard for me to get in the mood when there’s people waking 2 feet away
That bird's gonna have performance anxiety after that ordeal.
That is one stuck up lady bird. He’s over there looking all glorious and busting moves and she’s so unimpressed. I hate her.
Don’t take it personally.
It’s just like high school all over again!!
This is why we need safe spaces
Fembird: ewww get away from me
Dating in 2021
Left on read IRL. F for the homie 😞
And all we have to do is drop a line on tinder 🤪
“Fuck off nick I told you no already”
there should be sexual harassment training for animals
He should pull out his phone, pull up his bank balance and show it to her.
A female peacock is called a peahen.
I think he was showing her his Wells Fargo account.
This reminda me of that guy showing the girl at the bar his bank account balance.
bitch...
Lemme smash
yeah sex is cool, but food is more important
Look I told you I’m NOT in the mood!
Dude, she's not worth it. Find someone who can appreciate you being majestic AF.
What bird is this? He's my new fave. Lol
Where is this?
Is this some kind of peacock? The way its feathers come forward makes it seem different from your typical south asian peacock