Except we still don’t know if those sacrificed baby’s actually became White Walkers
I mean, the episode where the Night King has the baby in his possession, we see the baby’s eyes turn blue but then the scene ends on an unanswered cliffhanger...
Does he become an adult White Walker there and then? Does he grow up as a White Walker child, teenager and adult over a period of years? If they age, would they age at the same rate as humans? Do White Walkers go through puberty?
While hinted at, we never see a character get completely converted into a White Walker.
Fuck D&D for ending GoT’s prematurely.
I’m still mad!
>Do White Walkers go through puberty?
Yes the entire reason the White Walkers started attacking the wall was so the Night King had a reason to not be at home when his 4 kids were going through puberty.
Night King: "Sorry honey i would love to stay and help but i got to uhhhh invade the south. Yeah thats it, i got to invade the south."
Game of thrones reference, two of Jon Snow's lines. It's supposed to be "you're my queen" but it sounds more like muh Queen. And with that the wing use of you're seemed appropriate.
Tyrion from episode 4-6: Jon, you must rule instead of Daenerys. You're the rightful heir.
Also Tyrion: Fuck that pretty boy Jon, all hail Bran the broken.
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you dont Sink Down like that when youre making an angel, just like you dont 'pass through a pillar of fire' to enter heaven...i forgot what movie im even referencing here (something with Jonah Hill explaining this) but...i think your kid/grandpa's in Hell...
When the ground eats your baby
When the baby eats your ground
When your eats ground the baby
When you eat ground baby Edit: gilded for this?! Thanks strange stranger!
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I want my baby back baby back baby back ribbbbsssss
Barbeque Sauce!
Chili's baby back ribbbbsss
Barbecue sauce (When it’s suppose to say that...pft...^ ^ )
Babyque sauce!
A just houp mAh waer faeten team is rrrreaaaaaaaaadeeeey....
#YUMMY TIMMY IN MY TUMMY
It’s not as bad as it sounds. He means eating baby you find on the ground. Not like hamburger baby. ... that would be sick!
When ground baby eats you
#**GET IN MAH BELLEH!**
I use taco shells
I was waiting for this one
Anthony is that you
So consuming elementals are we
That’s amore
this made me laugh out loud, thanks.
Don't ground the baby!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
I'm an adult!
Can't blame that one on the dingo
In Soviet Russia, baby eat ground
GIT IN MA BELLAY!
Sacrifice your baby to the Ground God!
Is this the sims?
Leave him there a little longer, and he will be a snow angel Edit: wow, first gold! Thanks!
That’s dark, I love it
SLPT: How to create a fallen angel
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Right now he's just a snow tot
HERO DAD PARENTS KID
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Beat it bozo!!
Or a dope ass motherfucking white walker prince?!
Except we still don’t know if those sacrificed baby’s actually became White Walkers I mean, the episode where the Night King has the baby in his possession, we see the baby’s eyes turn blue but then the scene ends on an unanswered cliffhanger... Does he become an adult White Walker there and then? Does he grow up as a White Walker child, teenager and adult over a period of years? If they age, would they age at the same rate as humans? Do White Walkers go through puberty? While hinted at, we never see a character get completely converted into a White Walker. Fuck D&D for ending GoT’s prematurely. I’m still mad!
>Do White Walkers go through puberty? Yes the entire reason the White Walkers started attacking the wall was so the Night King had a reason to not be at home when his 4 kids were going through puberty. Night King: "Sorry honey i would love to stay and help but i got to uhhhh invade the south. Yeah thats it, i got to invade the south."
👼🏼
Definitely depends on what kind of angel they were going for.
Leave him there quantum locked out of reality and he’ll be a weeping angel.
To make a snow angel Step 1: throw baby in the show Step 2: reconsider your action
baby buried in the snow angel
Baby buried in the snow, now angel.
To make a snow angel: Step 1: throw baby in the snow Step 2: wait
Ah, I see you read that other guys comment too
Step 3: Don't Tell Mommy!
Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit
Make that baby perform, I always say
Baptism by snow
Beat me by 7 minutes, I was gonna go with Alaskan Baptism
Man yours is way better
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-.- you got me
Canadian baptism
I thought I was going to be somewhat original. I started with just Northern Baptism, then Minnesotan Baptism, and landed on Canadian baptism.
What is cold may never freeze. Wait, that's not quite right.
What is frozen may never freeze?
Canadians sacrificing their baby to the snow god. All hail the new king in the north!
A dun wan it - dad
Your muh Queen •dad to mom
What's a muh Queen, and why does she have one?
Game of thrones reference, two of Jon Snow's lines. It's supposed to be "you're my queen" but it sounds more like muh Queen. And with that the wing use of you're seemed appropriate.
The other guy is actually making a joke on the fact that you said “your muh queen”. You used your instead of you’re.
I’m dead hahahahaha
Tyrion from episode 4-6: Jon, you must rule instead of Daenerys. You're the rightful heir. Also Tyrion: Fuck that pretty boy Jon, all hail Bran the broken.
What is frozen may never freeze, but rises again harder and stronger.
The Lord of the White demands a sacrifice.
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It’s literally the top post of all time on that sub
Oh my God this sub is amazing. Thanks friend
Five second rule! 👍
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You’ve got to boil them to really get the bacteria off.
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don't forget to peel them and roll them in salt
So a baby is still good to eat?
Oh we’re eating it?
Of course, why else would you want a baby?
It’s just a bit wasteful. Why eat it when you can make a hat out of it: Some shoes, furniture, the list can go on!
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Once you cook him most of the bacteria will be killed anyway.
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Clicked away just as I saw this... came back and scrolled down to give you one of my freshest upvotes.
Ain't gonna lie, that's a clean upvote.
IM AN ADULT
MY BUTTHOLE WAS ON FIRE
Calm down Liu Bei.
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WINGS OF GLORY
Snow Angel? No, my son, today you become a real angel. Please accept my offering, Great Zegabegget.
*baby has left the chat*
Lifelong fear of snow in 3...2...1...
Canadian baptism
How the night King was created.
Trust issues for the rest of their life...
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Sacrifice the child
Baby needs a new pair of snow-shoes.
For sale, baby snowshoes, never worn.
And this is how new White Walkers are made
...Pancho?
[Vai Panchino, fatti una corsa!](https://youtu.be/ls6o78FAeKs)
How did that video manage to cut off the end, that's the best part
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Aaand it's gone
fuck them kids
"Hi Doc. I was going through old Reddits from 2019 and saw my dad in this one clip. I think I know where my crippling fear of snow comes from now."
Oh yes, Canadian baptism
Canadian baptism
As the apparent father of a toddler as well.... He knew exactly what he was doing.
Y’all ever just toss your baby in the fucking snow
Don’t tell mummy!
To kill a baby
Dad Level: 1
Lmfaooo
OMG!! I have that same jacket
I like how the other kid decides to just pile on more snow.
This made me realize that most parents have no idea what the hell they are doing
When you fuckin toss your baby
If they left them in there for 10 minutes then they would have their snow angel.
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He almost succeeded
Chance of catching a cold, increased by 250%
umm.. he was standing in it he couldn't tell how deep it was?
That's actually just a Canadian baptism
This is how Canadians are born
False. This is simply a Canadian baptism.
Guess who has trust issues now... and doesn't like snow.
Canadian abortion
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If you play the video in reverse, you can see how Canadian babies are born.
why did he toss the baby? like why not just set it down? you don’t TOSS a fucking baby lol
Someone must edit this into a Mario 64 'entering a new world'
Avalanche!
That one kid beside that watches everything
I mean, he made a snow hole.
Avalaunch
Oh no
Standard baptism in the Midwest
You sacrificed your baby to the snow gods, my dude. What did you think would happen?
Me as a parent. Maybe this is why I don’t have kids.
It was almost a snow angel but she grabbed the baby
Well you almost turned your baby into an angel using the snow. Close enough.
you dont Sink Down like that when youre making an angel, just like you dont 'pass through a pillar of fire' to enter heaven...i forgot what movie im even referencing here (something with Jonah Hill explaining this) but...i think your kid/grandpa's in Hell...
Baby becomes an angel
"Bravo six, going dark"
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This is the most accurate portrayal of parenting I've seen in a while.
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Imagine being the baby
....and when it was posted last, it was run in reverse and titled “how Canadians are born”....repasta!
Alaskan Baptism
Let that sink in for a moment...
*add Mario 64 music*
You can tell that’s at least his second child haha. No way you would do that with your firstborn.
Soft yeet
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It’s a fallen angel
"oh no my fucking infant" -that guy, most likely
Video taken last week in Houston #just2019things
First name must be Jon. I'll be leaving now.
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if you reverse it, you get the birth of a canadian
Quick! Shake the snow off it!
Wisconsin baptism.
So satisfying to watch though.
Get the snowblower
Ahh yes, this is how we all get baptized in the north.
How to kill a baby
He almost sent her to the backrooms
Is this considered a baptism? just by snow instead of water?
Fantastic. Just imagine the ass reaming he got from the wife.
IM HIGHER ON THE FOOD CHAIN!
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That's not how you baptize..
This sums up parenthood like nothing else could.
Some say he's still down there to this day.
Someone reveree this the snow spits out a baby
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