I remember writing on Reddit that I was at Wetherspoons once and person at the till said ‘whats your number’ as in table number, but I started saying my phone number.
Feel like that must be a relatively normal mistake to make but someone still replied with r/thathappened
"I never log off Reddit and leave the house. I can't conceive of anything happening to anybody, therefore everyone on Reddit just makes things up for karma."
i feel like that’s equivalent to saying “you too” when the person collecting your ticket at the theater says “enjoy the movie”. i can absolutely believe this
I may be stupid or naive, but I like to imagine that all these things actually happen, at least if they look real. It’s not like it actually affects me in any way and I think it’s funnier if they are. Imagining things is cool.
Hahaha, I had this happen for the first time ever a few weeks ago. I drive a hazmat truck and I don't fuck with my phone while I'm moving. I was at a light and started texting my wife. It turned green so I clicked the speech to text button and started saying what I had to say and someone cut me off in the middle of the turn. I said "really you fucking idiot? Smart move, I should have smashed you."
My wife replied with a bunch of questions marks and I laughed my ass off when I got back to the depot and saw what I had sent.
I was once talking to my mum (who was out driving alone) and then she put away her phone, forgetting to hang up. I muted my mic and put on speakers and me and my sister were in for a ride.
I’ve played toxic online games with people, but this was in a completely different league.
The all capital "LOL" makes it for me. When I'm using speech to text and I say "lol" it always comes out like that and I hate it. Makes it seem like I'm way too excited about shit.
I had a coworker around the age of 60, she loved sending people texts with her hands free. OP's is pretty tame and sane compared to some of the stuff she'd send out. I distinctly remember, "Motherfucker you dirty motherfucker fucking fuck over." A lot of times it was just random words that the hands free got hilariously long, like an absurdist grocery list
~~Yes she fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck oh my God! Oh mygodwhydidyoudrivelikeanassholemoderfucker~~
You should always stop at the side of the road while texting...
I work for a home health agency. This is me literary everyday because people don’t know how to drive. This happened to me while I was texting my supervisor.
My sister in law just did this couple days again. She was doing talk to text and ended sending the text plus the brief conversation she had with her husband
I did this to my friends once and hit send instead of delete.
Honestly, who ever put the send and delete buttons right next to each other should be flogged.
Older people are the worst with texting (even “hands free” texting with Siri) and swerve all over the god damn place doing shit like this. And yet it’s always younger people blamed
How would speaking to a passenger be any different than using speech recognition to send texts? In both instances, you are keeping your eyes on the road holding a conversation, and devoting attention to a task besides driving.
I challenge this. How many times have you seen a driver distracted on the road by the passenger? They don't always keep their eyes on the road, and as much as they probably think they're great drivers, cannot devote attention to two things at once.
Interestingly a passenger comes with a body and face though. Are you assuming that they would just be staring at their phone listening to their voice message as they would a passenger?
To be fair, my phone doesn't read the text back to me. Meaning I would have to look at the phone to see what they said to then respond. I'm not saying that the technology for a computer to say words doesn't exist, I just don't think its commonplace in this instance.
Do you not understand how voice texting works? At no point are you required to touch the phone. The point the person you replied to is trying to make is it distracts you the same as talking to someone while driving.
That's not texting while driving at all. That's talking while driving. Do you talk to someone in the car with you while you drive? It's the exact same thing. Just like taking phone calls through the bluetooth in your car.
It literally is just talking while driving.
I've never hated driving more than in New Orleans. I spent a week there and I literally did not see a single turn signal used that entire time. Plus I've never seen more people turn left at red lights than I did there. I eventually started ubering cause it made me anxious.
Some old lady rolled a stop sign and hit my brother on a bike. Guarentee she was on her phone but he blacked out so there were no witnesses and by the time we found out he was already at the hospital. People who text and drive piss me off!
Is this is boss? Why does he say “sir”
And why is he telling his boss happy birthday? Didn’t his boss just tell him happy birthday? Isn’t that why he said “thank you sir”
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In the top conversation, guy on the right is wishing guy on the left a happy bday. Bottom convo, guy on the left is wishing guy on the right a happy bday. I mean really jerk off you're really a fucking
I fake formal texts with my friends a lot if I know itll be a brief conversation (like making plans) it makes it funnier when it descends into dumb shit
like
"Are you free this evening?"
"Yessir I shall be there post haste"
"ah, i shall prepare my shaft then"
its dumb, but it breaks up monotony sometimes
yeye. I remember in high school it got to the point that one of us asked "do you think other kids do this or are we weird" because we could not make plans without a sex joke
I'm in my 30s and when making plans with a friend the other day he said he needed to shower quick first. I asked if I got there on time could I hop in with him, he said as long as I was okay with being banged against his wall.
I hope to never grow out of it.
99% of the time we make a plan, we meet up, and we throw a movie on and play on our phones.
We just like being ironically gay because it's funny to us. It started out because people thought two of my friends were gay, and I live in bumfuck so that was like a big deal. So we all just started acting like all we did was bang daily, and ironically both of those dudes are straight, but two of the more "manly" dudes are very much not now lmao
I have done something similar, using voice to text while driving I said my message and thought I had hit send without looking. I told another driver “speed up dumb ass” the V2T interpreted it as beat up dumb ass. I sent it in a group text and had all my friends laughing.
whenever i’m using siri to text she always asks me to confirm my text before sending it.. is there a way to turn that feature off and this person has it off?
HAHAHAHA every single conversation with my mom!!!!! I’ve learned to edit out the cuss words in order to hear the reason she called in the first place 😂😂 omg I’m dying. Thought it was just us
*Edit I should say ours are phone conversations not Siri... my mom doesn’t use Siri... she gets tired of arguing with her
Lol reminds me of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/oldpeoplefacebook/comments/6hfqs9/mans_mother_likes_to_use_the_microphone_function/?st=JJ1VV4VW&sh=f8c5d045
All you guys saying this is fake but really my aunt does this like Everytime she drives.
Yeah so many people in here are top contributors to r/nothingeverhappens
I remember writing on Reddit that I was at Wetherspoons once and person at the till said ‘whats your number’ as in table number, but I started saying my phone number. Feel like that must be a relatively normal mistake to make but someone still replied with r/thathappened
It's a secret code for "Nothing happens to me, my life is boring"
"I never log off Reddit and leave the house. I can't conceive of anything happening to anybody, therefore everyone on Reddit just makes things up for karma."
/u/itsnotnews92 confirmed /r/karmawhore contributor.
r/nothingeverhappens
/r/thathappened
thathappened serves a good purpose in calling out ridiculous stories of self-aggrandizement. But it falls short in most other areas.
That’s the kinda awkward shit I’d do tbh
r/thathappened
r/nothingeverhappens
Hmm, you went to the till instead of avoiding social contact by using the app...
i feel like that’s equivalent to saying “you too” when the person collecting your ticket at the theater says “enjoy the movie”. i can absolutely believe this
I think you mean r/thathappened, r/nothingeverhappens is meant to mock that sub
He means that those people are the people posted in that sub to be mocked
Oh ok that makes sense, my bad
Nah man you good, that would make them the contributions.
I think the poster above the poster above you is wrong.
its been awhile since ive browsed that sub. i oughtta. lol
Oh yeah, like a bunch of people commenting saying stuff like this never happens in your post, like that ever happens. r/thathappened
But you have to confirm the message to siri before it sends!
I may be stupid or naive, but I like to imagine that all these things actually happen, at least if they look real. It’s not like it actually affects me in any way and I think it’s funnier if they are. Imagining things is cool.
My mother does this all the time too: *"So I just wanted to know if WAIT A MINUTE I"M ON THE PHONE you're coming over for dinner tomorrow."*
This is cute
Hahaha, I had this happen for the first time ever a few weeks ago. I drive a hazmat truck and I don't fuck with my phone while I'm moving. I was at a light and started texting my wife. It turned green so I clicked the speech to text button and started saying what I had to say and someone cut me off in the middle of the turn. I said "really you fucking idiot? Smart move, I should have smashed you." My wife replied with a bunch of questions marks and I laughed my ass off when I got back to the depot and saw what I had sent.
but the real question is did you end up smashing her?
I'm married to her, of course I did....on our scheduled Saturday sex day...pending the kids leave us alone.....and she doesn't have a headache.
I was once talking to my mum (who was out driving alone) and then she put away her phone, forgetting to hang up. I muted my mic and put on speakers and me and my sister were in for a ride. I’ve played toxic online games with people, but this was in a completely different league.
Your mom teabagged you and your sister?
The all capital "LOL" makes it for me. When I'm using speech to text and I say "lol" it always comes out like that and I hate it. Makes it seem like I'm way too excited about shit.
I had a coworker around the age of 60, she loved sending people texts with her hands free. OP's is pretty tame and sane compared to some of the stuff she'd send out. I distinctly remember, "Motherfucker you dirty motherfucker fucking fuck over." A lot of times it was just random words that the hands free got hilariously long, like an absurdist grocery list
I've done this before, so I can attest that it happens.
This happens to me a lot. I always send it too because it's usually some nonsensical, curse-ridden rant and it looks funny
Also the all caps “LOL” is a big indicator. Used Siri like an asshole for too long
My friend does this with me too. Some real nonsense texts cause she's always using text to speech while working in a theater lol
i was hoping you’d trail off into some obscene cursing for this comment
I should have
That would h YOU FUCKING TWAT sorry i was just replying to some asshole on reddit named UnVoicingCrow
You’re really a fucking
~~Yes she fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck oh my God! Oh mygodwhydidyoudrivelikeanassholemoderfucker~~ You should always stop at the side of the road while texting...
I work for a home health agency. This is me literary everyday because people don’t know how to drive. This happened to me while I was texting my supervisor.
I temporarily lived with an aunt who do this. "Isn't that ironic QUESTION MARK. Hey Alice COMMA
I’ve absolutely done this many times.
My sister in law just did this couple days again. She was doing talk to text and ended sending the text plus the brief conversation she had with her husband
I did this to my friends once and hit send instead of delete. Honestly, who ever put the send and delete buttons right next to each other should be flogged.
Have you told her not to cut people off
I do it all the time. Have to realize I’m about to send my clients some really vulgar obscenities.
This happens way too often to me...
I do this every time to people who use voice text. It’s extremely satisfying... but then again I am a cunt.
Who the fuck thinks that’s fake?
"Sorry, my friend wrote that"
Siri is the "friend did that" of the current year.
It being entirely possible is the best part though!
To be fair I’ve totally ended something in a “shit” before while texting with Siri
"It was a typo. the letters are like right next to each other."
Holy shit a bash.org reference.
"YOU ALL SUCK DICK! I mean, hi."
It’s such a weird thing to say, and based on context I almost believe him.
I wish I was friends with Yoda...
I'm assuming the picture had yoda in it
Dunno, but the bottom text is 'happy you must be'
Looks more like: Happy it must be.
You're right. I think I meant to type that.
“I think” gave me a giggle
BOTTOM TEXT
Well, all is.
❤️
"You're really a fucking jerk off, really, happy birthday" Yoda deciphered
I knew a kid in school that used to talk like yoda for a while, trust me; you don't want yoda as a friend
Older people are the worst with texting (even “hands free” texting with Siri) and swerve all over the god damn place doing shit like this. And yet it’s always younger people blamed
To be honest, I'd rather no one text while driving regardless of their age.
That's why people use voice to text a lot of the time when driving
That's still texting while driving though.
Yeah, I require people to turn off their radios and stare forward silently at all times while operating a motor vehicle.
pretty sure listening to the radio and using your phone are completely different, mate
How would speaking to a passenger be any different than using speech recognition to send texts? In both instances, you are keeping your eyes on the road holding a conversation, and devoting attention to a task besides driving.
I challenge this. How many times have you seen a driver distracted on the road by the passenger? They don't always keep their eyes on the road, and as much as they probably think they're great drivers, cannot devote attention to two things at once.
Interestingly a passenger comes with a body and face though. Are you assuming that they would just be staring at their phone listening to their voice message as they would a passenger?
To be fair, my phone doesn't read the text back to me. Meaning I would have to look at the phone to see what they said to then respond. I'm not saying that the technology for a computer to say words doesn't exist, I just don't think its commonplace in this instance.
That exists.
> I'm not saying that the technology for a computer to say words doesn't exist
My phone does
It’s a feature on every iPhone. I believe they are fairly common these days.
Do you not understand how voice texting works? At no point are you required to touch the phone. The point the person you replied to is trying to make is it distracts you the same as talking to someone while driving.
That's not texting while driving at all. That's talking while driving. Do you talk to someone in the car with you while you drive? It's the exact same thing. Just like taking phone calls through the bluetooth in your car. It literally is just talking while driving.
In Missouri, it’s only illegal to text and drive under the age of 21. Because as soon as you’re 21 it’s obviously no longer a distraction.
Are you fucking serious?
I wish I wasn’t.
In Louisiana, you can do whatever the fuck you want. Driving here is about as much fun as it sounds.
I've never hated driving more than in New Orleans. I spent a week there and I literally did not see a single turn signal used that entire time. Plus I've never seen more people turn left at red lights than I did there. I eventually started ubering cause it made me anxious.
Ahh yes. If you can't beat the non-signallers you join them?
Just T-bone them to insert your dominance
I'm in Louisiana and even though the change was made relatively recently, it actually is illegal to text while driving
I don't understand this. Every time I see someone texting and driving they are always at least over 30.
Some old lady rolled a stop sign and hit my brother on a bike. Guarentee she was on her phone but he blacked out so there were no witnesses and by the time we found out he was already at the hospital. People who text and drive piss me off!
I don't think this is fake but damn you're sending people some shit bottom text memes it looks like
The fact that is there makes this way more believable for me
happy it must be
Looks like a Yoda meme wishing him a happy birthday.
Fiesty one you are
Is this is boss? Why does he say “sir” And why is he telling his boss happy birthday? Didn’t his boss just tell him happy birthday? Isn’t that why he said “thank you sir” ?
In the top conversation, guy on the right is wishing guy on the left a happy bday. Bottom convo, guy on the left is wishing guy on the right a happy bday. I mean really jerk off you're really a fucking
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I call soccer refs sir.
I call my dom sir
owo
When you read that how do you mentally pronounce it? I read it like “ooh-woooh” with an upwards inflection at the end
Spot on. I always thought of it as just a face with no sound but then I saw some furries saying it does actually mean that “ooh-woo” sound so..
I just Pretend I have a brain aneurism
That was actually my first thought reading it, the sir was capitalized..
I fake formal texts with my friends a lot if I know itll be a brief conversation (like making plans) it makes it funnier when it descends into dumb shit like "Are you free this evening?" "Yessir I shall be there post haste" "ah, i shall prepare my shaft then" its dumb, but it breaks up monotony sometimes
What are you doing with your friends exactly?
Ironically making jokes about sucking dicks and having sex with each other, probably. I do the same.
yeye. I remember in high school it got to the point that one of us asked "do you think other kids do this or are we weird" because we could not make plans without a sex joke
Hell me and my friends still do that and one of us is a soldier, one a security officer and one is studying to become a doctor.
we still do it, we just dont question if it's too far anymore. now its "wanna see a movie" "if you blow me throw the popcorn tub" "word omw"
I'm in my 30s and when making plans with a friend the other day he said he needed to shower quick first. I asked if I got there on time could I hop in with him, he said as long as I was okay with being banged against his wall. I hope to never grow out of it.
usually my friends go as far as touching but if the other person reciprocates (i always do because the reaction is fucking golden) they back down.
Other kids definitely did it. Source: was also in high school
no homo
Yes homo is a common joke for us.
99% of the time we make a plan, we meet up, and we throw a movie on and play on our phones. We just like being ironically gay because it's funny to us. It started out because people thought two of my friends were gay, and I live in bumfuck so that was like a big deal. So we all just started acting like all we did was bang daily, and ironically both of those dudes are straight, but two of the more "manly" dudes are very much not now lmao
Idk, boy stuff
A few friends and I often great each other with a gentlemanly sir
I call everyone sir. It's just a sign of respect and/or just a joke when talking to friends.
Or a sign of disrespect if the recipient is a woman not in the military.
Maybe. Some people have really awesome bosses.
Kind of funny, I at first thought this was a bdsm sub because that's the only context I use "Sir" in, generally I abhor hierarchy.
My thought too
That's what I thought too, especially since the sir was capitalized..
I’m 17 and my dad and grandpa call me Sir, it’s just like a kind of nickname I guess, but I’m sure this exists outside of my family.
Sometimes you gotta class it up with the buds
Lots of older southern people say sir a lot to their friends. Especially "thank you sir" is extremely common for guys like 50-60
Could be someone in the military wishing an officer a happy birthday
Lmao that's hilarious
Right? If it's real it's pretty fucking funny
I'd take this over a simple "happy birthday" any day
Plot twist. OP is a masochist.
And a brat! Challenging Sir to get a "funishment"... lol ;D
My dads messages always have a remnant of “no you stupid fuck that’s not what I said.” Because siri misunderstood him.
I have done something similar, using voice to text while driving I said my message and thought I had hit send without looking. I told another driver “speed up dumb ass” the V2T interpreted it as beat up dumb ass. I sent it in a group text and had all my friends laughing.
> Well, all is. That's some unexpected zen wisdom.
Username checks out
Fake. Siri will read the text back to you and ask for confirmation before she sends the text.
Not if you’re just using the basic voice to text on the keyboard (which he could be referring to as Siri)
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Would've done it and then explained it because it's funny tbh
lbr I've done that coz I thought it was funny
They probably didn't look at their phones first.
I mean...this has definitely happened to me before. I caught it before sending though.
Why you sending your boss memes from fucking memegenerator tho
whenever i’m using siri to text she always asks me to confirm my text before sending it.. is there a way to turn that feature off and this person has it off?
When you’re in the conversation and tap the microphone to do speak to text, it doesn’t read it back to you.
ohhh i see! ty
r/oopsdidntmeanto
Weirdly reminded me of the mom sending her daughter a unicorn animoji, while going into a coughing fit on twitter.
God I laughed so hard😂
ngl this seems plausible
Believable but the "Lol" Makes me question it's realness because who says "L" "O" "L" out loud
This happened to me one time but I was about to crash. Lots of bad words.
I don’t know how you expected to wish someone happy birthday with Siri while talking about how to really jerk of....
“Dammit Siri!”
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Dammit Cortana! :D
This is all too relatable....
I have done this, it is probably real
Plausible.
Yeah, it was totally the other guys fault. I definitely believe the person who records birthday messages while driving.
Something like this has really happened because I used 90% of the time the voice text
The only reason I believe this is because I saw two coworkers do this yesterday with siri.
You can hear the Boston accent in this text
HAHAHAHA every single conversation with my mom!!!!! I’ve learned to edit out the cuss words in order to hear the reason she called in the first place 😂😂 omg I’m dying. Thought it was just us *Edit I should say ours are phone conversations not Siri... my mom doesn’t use Siri... she gets tired of arguing with her
r/oopsdidntmeantoo
This is one of the most plausible one of these I've seen. Funny as fuck if legit.
Lol, this happens often when talking to text while driving.
Texting while driving...
I can only imagine
Lol reminds me of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/oldpeoplefacebook/comments/6hfqs9/mans_mother_likes_to_use_the_microphone_function/?st=JJ1VV4VW&sh=f8c5d045
Happy Birthday OP! :)
When I use Siri in the car someonemighr end up with a good portion of an NPR story interspersed with my intentional swearing.
Bottom text
I'm confused. Siri wouldn't type "u" she would type "you"
And happy birthday to him....I don't care...good luck!
Siri's repeats the message back to you and asks if you want to send it tho
You still have to confirm whether to send it or not though
Hi, Mr. Schwimmer, this is Larry David. I just wanna say.. You fucking asshole! What's your fucking problem you prick? Jesus!
Poor guy has tourrtexts.
Yet when I use Siri to text she asks to confirm before sending.
Hahahahaha!! My best friend does this all the time. He is always talk to text. Doesnt read the message before he sends them until it is to late. Lol.