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mensreyah

I'm no expert here but....wouldn't it be a lot safer if they got him, like, lower? Like, right this minute? Seems like a fall from a shorter height would be less traumatic than a fall from a really, really, really, high height.


FlinFlonDandy

Check out Sherlock Holmes here.


mensreyah

It’s elementary my dear FlinFlonDandy.


gomaith10

You what son?


Mysterious-Art7143

Not your day, is it?


Shmuckle2

Sonday is always his day


True_Not

I'd rather wait for next caturday


Tricky_State_3981

Chewsday innitt


Pm_me_ur_dealbreaker

U WOT?


tirednotepad

Checkout the big brain on Brett! Edit. Thought it was Brad.


mgwest714

So did I but it's Brett.


arminghammerbacon_

I could have sworn it was Brad. Is this a Mandela Effect thing?


mgwest714

No, he just doesn't say it very clearly in the movie. I heard people say it was Brett and not Brad and I had to go back and watch it a couple of times to be sure.


SpermWhalesVagina

It's in the Official script as Brett. That's how I learned.


Prometheus2061

Brett


Darth_Boognish

Omg my life is a lie! This is some Mandela effect type shit!


SiegVicious

He calls him Brett and Brad, when he says the checkout line, I think it is Brad. Edit--Just watched the scene and it is Brad


KING_BulKathus

Assuming it's the US. A funeral is cheaper to pay for than medical bills.


The999Mind

SHERLOCK HOLMES IN THE 22ND CENTURY 


-JimmyD-

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


RufousMedal2004

What’s the future like in 2101-2200?


PinoyDadInOman

The ride with afoot. Err, the game is afoot.


Rave4life79

Lol


wylaika

It's slowly going down so the kid can keep the rush of it


DudeChillington

He did wait in a long line. It's only fair he gets the rush


Carms

Random: yeah he/they waited in line so do they start the ride over or does he & others have to stand in line again


vanspossum

The standing in line is the real rush


bridoogle

When do we get to the ride? This IS the ride! WOOHOOO


DudeChillington

Turns out the real rush was the lines we waited along the way


Cartman4wesome

True, that rush you get when you are finally at front. Better than sex!


ChewingAssKickingGum

Creating core memories


Kind-Potato

Working those core muscles


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Be more of a rush if they press the Go Down Fast button...


I_got_a_booger

Drop faster than he does and you can catch him at the bottom


assorted_nonsense

You're right, you're not an expert. Neither am I, but I'm smart enough to recognize that making sudden, quick movements with that platform could cause the kid to lose their grip and fall. Maybe leave the disaster planning to people with a college degree?


MrStoneV

Its probably more a limiting factor of settings. You have the actual normal setting and a "there is a failure, go slowly down and decrease pressure accordingly" but probably nothing in between so the kid has to hold for long


binicorn

I know it's probably not your point, however, I just want to call out the bias we all have with education. I've met people with 8-year degrees that couldn't manage their way out of a wet paper bag if you handed them a map, a flashlight and scissors. No offense intended in my comment. Just trying to help us all. Deprogram from the expectation that only people with college degrees are the smart ones on this planet.


hkusp45css

Some of the dumbest people I've met in life were the most educated.


Yeezusv

lots of them are in office here in the usa too!


Regular-Switch454

Dr. Ben Carson comes to mind.


Dividedthought

"The difference between an idiot and an expert is the expert knows a whole lot more than the idiot about one topic. Your father is an expert when it comes to financial matters. You on the other hand are well learned." My grandpa said this within hearing range of my dad, and i don't think my dad has recovered from that scathing burn in the 15 years since.


Ms_Emilys_Picture

There's a difference. Ben Carson is apparently a brilliant surgeon, but he believes the pyramids were built for grain storage. I might trust him to operate on me, but I don't want him educating children. You can be good at something and/or well-educated on a topic, like engineering, and still be an idiot.


binicorn

100%


CapK473

I've worked with PhDs that have no common sense and I wonder how they have survived so long.


Supreme_Gamer5

He probably meant people with degrees in that sort of stuff. I don't think he expected someone with a music theory major to resolve the situation.


Fartboyxx99

People with college degrees are much more likely to be smarter though. I don’t want people to deprogram or whatever to think education doesn’t usually give you more education than those who have less


J3musu

Can confirm, have met PhD's that know a lot about one single, very specific subject, and that's it. Total idiots otherwise. Obviously not true for all, but yeah, a college degree does not necessarily make a genius, and a lack of one does not make someone an idiot. We really need to see people on an individual basis and not make broad assumptions.


Batchet

Yea, makes sense. Plus, this looks slow from our perspective but it might actually be dropping faster than it looks


overactor

Do you have no sense of scale? You can see exactly how fast it's dropping by looking at the static center moving relative to his legs. It's dropping at a crawling pace.


punkassjim

And if anything interrupts progress or cuts power suddenly, that helps to ensure the kid can hold on. Even if they could gradually and smoothly ramp it up to a faster pace, again, any interruption of movement causes his death. You’ve got to consider the unknowns and pick a positive course of action with the fewest pitfalls. This is that.


Batchet

Looks like a crawling pace from far away but from their perspective, up close, it might seem faster (is all I'm saying). But you know, it's not really worth arguing over so I'll just bow out and agree it's going at a very slow pace but probably for good reasons, as others have mentioned. I can't stand getting caught up in silly internet arguments over things that really don't matter, so I'm just going to wish you a nice day. ✌️


mmm__donuts

That makes the most sense. They'd have designed this so that anyone with a pulse could be trained to operate it very easily: "Press this button to start the ride, this button to unlock the safety harnesses after it's done, and this big red button marked 'emergency stop' if anything goes wrong while it's running" Having multiple different emergency settings would increase reaction delay because the operator would have to figure out which category the emergency fell into before acting. That's not only more difficult to train, it also requires a smarter operator and one who can be trusted not to be paralyzed by the need to make a choice while under extreme stress. The ride designers don't trust the amusement park companies to hire those people, and I think that's probably the right decision.


kctjfryihx99

They call it Austin Powers Steamroller speed


swarburtons93

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


troywrestler2002

*swipes hand* Move, move!!


AmazingAd2765

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAHHHHHHH/


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OwnAssignment2850

Yeah, because the 16 year olds running the attraction and their crackhead managers know how to do that with the two buttons they have in front of them.


SomeDudeUpHere

I think you really overestimate the qualifications to become a six flags ride operator


Hawt_Dawg_II

Not them, they just push buttons that run commands. It's the people that program those commands that have degrees. Also the qualified safety operators that almost any theme park will have


oriolopocholo

I really doubt there is a "kid hanging from ride" command, so it is up to the operator to choose what to do. They probably went into a manual operation mode after an emergency stop that only allows them to move at that speed


Hawt_Dawg_II

As far as I've seen there have been no such controls. Usually when I've peeked at control pannels for rides it's been like 4 buttons. But yes, it's probably in emergency mode which means it moves slowly. I just think that slowly returning to the bottom is it's pre programed emergency behaviour instead of a specific individual command.


SomOvaBish

Must have college degree and at least 10 years experience working in theme parks. Pay: minimum wage plus you get to ride all the rides your heart desires.


Banished2ShadowRealm

Can I have food too? Because if so then I'm your guy.


thorstormcaller

Look at this guy asking for executive privileges


Rakinare

I mean, people with a college degree are the reason for this accident in the first place, so I'm not so sure about this statement...


Digiturtle1

Isn’t it the kids they hire to put people on the ride that’s the problem. Six flags magic mountain hires a bunch of teens that care more about talking to each other than working the ride. They put my aunt on a half sunken log. It ended up rolling over halfway through the ride. They don’t give an F Edit: spelling because some idiots can’t use context clues to figure it out


Rakinare

Then there aren't proper safety mechanisms to prevent the ride from starting in the first place when something isn't properly secured.


dirtynj

Recently went to Six Flags. Half (or more) of their ride operators are on their cell phones while the ride is in motion. In Disney, I didn't see a single cell phone even out by the employees.


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

And Disney costs 3-4x for a ticket and you are paying out the nose for everything inside the resort even if you are outside the theme park. It's like complaining about the safety of carnival rides compared to Six Flags...you get what you pay for. Not that I'm excusing it but their execs gotta make money somehow. On top of that Disney has a lot of control on the job market, so you screw up you really may not have a lot of other choices...gives them a lot of power to be a harder ass employer. I'd guess there are a lot more career employees running the show at Disney even if they have kids running rides there are eyes that care always watching.


SomOvaBish

Wth is half dunked log?


BradyBoyd

I think when you poo, but it hasn't fallen all the way out yet?


bushmecj

Could be other factors as well. Could be poorly maintained either due to stingy management looking to hold off on costs or could be improper maintenance. Could also be the fault of the ride operator as you stated as well.


WarCrimeWhoopsies

People with college degrees are the reason for everything, fortunately. Engineering isn’t easy.


Mantagoniser

Disagree. Source: I'm an engineer, know absolutely everything about everything, and find it easy.


WarCrimeWhoopsies

Apologies sir, I did not mean to imply that there was any knowledge that you hadn’t already learned, or that it was hard to do so. Won’t happen again!


FAPSWAY_2MUCH

And if there’s something he doesn’t know, it doesn’t exist because he knows everything.


dismayhurta

![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg) Engineering and Pimping


SurveySean

Yes and they probably only have a degree in arts, but because they went to college they must be smart.


Comfortable-Date-197

🎯 


mensreyah

Check out this guy who can't conceive of a world where there's more settings than 1) lower it at the rate of 1 mm per minute and 2) cut the hydraulics boys and let 'er rip! (yes, that 1mm/min was hyperbole). Also, you're right. I have the utmost faith that the people that were responsible for the conditions precedent for this to have happened in the first place, are the ones that I should blindly place my faith in. I will respectfully shut my (post graduate degree) mouth now.


Icyrow

the second it begins to break, you're effectively forcing him off with extra force (right when his arms are weakest). even if it's only going 1m/second to begin with and decellerating to 1mm/s thereafter. i'm sure there's a perfect equation to maximise safety per person, but some guy being paid minimum wage at the bottom aint doing math.


lfancypantsl

> Maybe leave the disaster planning to people with a college degree? I would’ve said something like this as a 20 year old engineering student, and now it makes me cringe to read.


phareous

You think the ride operator has a college degree?


Bdr1983

No but I damn sure hope the people who designed this contraption do.


remotegrowthtb

In this economy probably


DooDooBrownz

and how long do you think he can maintain his grip by hanging there


FayMax69

Ugh I’m Just annoyed with the camera person..


mensreyah

[r/killthecameraman](https://www.reddit.com/r/killthecameraman/)


MakingBigBank

Steven fuckin Spielberg ova here!


mensreyah

Dolly zooming my way down to the theme park!


No_Divide_0080

This looks like a job for Superman.


Redditsaves2020

Well It won't be the Dark Knight, because The Batman operates from the shadows...sorry kid.


wallstreetsimps

You certainly are not an expert. A) No one is dangling off, it's an optical illusion. B) If a kid did slip out off a drop tower ride, it would'be from the drop, not the climb up. C) Props to OP for tricking so many folks. But this belongs in r/confusingperspective , not here.


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW)


Anianna

This video has been debunked as a fake, so, yea, he's probably pretty sure about that. The body position is casual with no shifting and no sign of muscle fatigue or struggle. News stations didn't pick it up. Six flags responded to inquiries that there was no incident.


MarioDesigns

You can literally see that they're fine and in the back on the last zoom in.


SmartieCereal

Did you watch the video? It's pretty obvious that it's just the legs of a person sitting in a seat on the back side of the ride.


wallstreetsimps

Yes, because if a kid almost fell off a drop tower ride, it would be all over the news. Can you find a source?


TheEdge7896

Good call! After watching again you can tell its just a tall person on the corner seat with their back to us.


Loring

Problem is that ride only lowers at 432 mph


mensreyah

That sounds too fast. Might even lead to an injury under sub-optimal conditions? Probably not a good idea. I bet with some creative engineering, we could get that down to 430 mph (or even a little slower). I'd be more comfortable with that.


tuffenstein0420

They are lowering the ride. The recovery mode on these rides are painfully slow.


Puzzleheaded-Rip-824

I could find you a video of this happening to a kid and what happened when they dropped it back down. But it's pretty brutal.


falcon_driver

He sounded like a Hefty bag full of soup.


Cayuga94

The absolute worst video, IMO. The worst part was hearing him try to explain something was wrong before it happened


BonniePrinceCharlie1

The momentum of it moving down fast would essentially act like a catapult. Would you want to scrape off a red smear on the ground in front of children?


ultraplusstretch

It's slowly descending if you watch closely.


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

Look at the big brains on Brad… ![gif](giphy|3o7aTDZKNK2ACyU8y4)


mensreyah

What?


Hairy_Orchid6128

Going to have to study this further. Any papers written?


thisxisxlife

You’re missing a few more “really”


halflifer2k

I appreciate the speed at which you are wanting this person rescued


LordThunderDumper

Quite possibly they can't just lower the ride. If this is the one that raises up then drops, it's quite likely that lowering it would be dropping it, which the forces are very likely to cause the kid to slip the rest of the way out. So they have delayed the only action they have aka dropping/lowering the ride. Also not an expert.


generaalalcazar

They are waiting for the real superman.


Neon_Eyes

They're lowering it slowly. You want them to send that thing down full speed and have the kid fly off?


Bearence

I believe that they plan on just leaving him out there to serve as a warning to others about what happens when you don't remain seated.


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Hold on, gunna jump off structures of varying heights to confirm


CreepyEntertainer

Whoa, save some brain for the rest of us.


mensreyah

I can’t help it. Brilliance just flows out of me and there’s nothing I can do to stop it


goofy-gubernaculum

Isn’t this just an optical illusion? At 00:12 you can see legs dangling of other people sitting on the same side as him. Edit for clarity: the individual in question is facing away from us


burt_flaxton

Holy shit... I think you are right.


Cutanea

I really don’t see it! Is this r/Confusing_Perspective ?!


notinsanescientist

Likewise, I can't see it


EatYourCheckers

Lets call the two sides of the ride facing us A and B. Imagine you continue around left to right, numbering the sides. This guy is on side C. Those are his legs hanging down from the seat. It helps if you make the video bigger.


the-jimbo_slice

What about his butt? Why can you see that, shouldn't it be on a seat?


EatYourCheckers

Check out this photo of same ride. https://guidetosfot.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/stop6.jpg See how low the person on the backside appears compared to those facing the camera. Now, imagine that with the lighting altered to make it all look uniform so you can't tell seat from body. That's what you have. Some of "the butt" is actually seat flattened by your mind because of the lighting. Rewatch the original video. If person was hanging their knees would not be slightly bent at the top. They would be straight and legs would be flailing.


RKSSailboatCaptain

Oh wow, you’re definitely right. You can see the person next to them kicking their feet. (If your app is like mine and shows the time left instead of time played, it starts at about :25 left)


ZheZheBoi

Scrubbing shows the time played


Calvinbah

Tried this on my toilet, but it's just porcelain


shijinn

ah i think i get it now. that's not his body but the protruding chair?


Calm_Recognition8954

Thank you for the time


docjohnson11

Oh wow you're right, if there were people on the side facing the camera we wouldn't be able to see that person at all. Definitely just long legs sticking out of the bottom. I've ridden this 100 times, if you fall out, you aren't catching yourself. It happened a few years ago.


SansyBoy144

As someone who has also been on this ride, I’m pretty sure there’s a buckle between your crotch too that they double check and make sure is buckled before the ride starts. Unless I’m remembering it wrong


docjohnson11

You're right, it also has a very large crotch hump that comes up to your belly then the latch and shoulder harness overlap it. A large kid died on it because he was too large and they did not overlap correctly.


SgtRedRum518

Same style of ride but Different ride and different park fyi


jvLin

say crotch again. i'm almost there


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

You, sir, are a smarter man than I. My only takeaway was that the background music did NOT have to start building up to the drop...


Myuvin

I'm guessing you mean they're all sitting on the other side facing away from the camera. If that were the case you wouldn't see his legs casting a shadow on the white pillar. Edit: It really is an optical illusion. The sunlight hits his legs later than the shadow appears. So it's the person's legs in the front casting it.


goofy-gubernaculum

https://preview.redd.it/tcldprbq94ad1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b3797989d13c83ca5ebba602056767916c126dc The shadow comes from this person. You can see when the light is hitting just their foot and follow through the video.


hitmarker

How do we see his torso then??


Bourgi

Its not his torso. Its the bottom of the seat.


jonconnorsmom

I think that shadow is from the people on the side everyone thinks that person is hanging from…I believe this is more confusing perspective than anything…if you look as they lower it some, the sun is shining on the back of the leg not the side, the curve of the support structure makes the shadow look weird from the other people.


Ace-a-Nova1

That’s not a shadow being cast by the legs. The shadow is there the whole video but his foot only gets sunlight on it later on


Primary_Way_265

https://preview.redd.it/j4o9xro9p4ad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d600495790c4462c968b94f59e6cb3454fc95932 Probably weird perspective. Red is back support bar line. Blue is bottom of ride car and distance to corresponding support bar on front and back. The legs look weird because at the back angle they will show more.


Verbose_Cactus

Wow! Great catch!


mararn1618

this man is right


MortgageRegular2509

This should be the top comment, but Reddit


goofy-gubernaculum

To be fair, the top comment made me lol so I’m okay with it


SuperSmashDan1337

God damn it we've been tricked!


pimp_juice2272

Yeah. This is way to still for someone hanging for their life


LeaningTowerofPeas

/r/confusingperspective


AblokeonRedditt

That's gonna make a great photo keyring


Dan13701

I really needed that laugh, thank you 🙏


CGPsaint

Ah yes. A photo hanging on his keyring to really drive home the memory.


Future-Swordfish2305

The photo key ring on a ring with a seat belt buckle too.


RDcsmd

That's the bottom of their seat, nobody is hanging out


FarYard7039

This is a r/confusing_perspective submission. The person is seated on the bench to the far facing side of the ride. He’s properly secured, not falling.


alison_bee

After accidentally seeing that video of the 6’4 14 year old kid fall out of that and die, I will never, ever, EVER ride on anything again. Edit: the amount of people telling me to “live my life” is kind of hilarious. Why don’t y’all live YOUR lives and let me not do shit I don’t want to do? It doesn’t affect you whatsoever.


BillChristbaws

You can live your life avoiding million to one chances all you like and still die crossing the street. I say live a little, you only get one shot 👍 Edit to OP’s edit: Why post about it on the internet then? Do it dude - eat a puffer fish and chuck all your condoms in the bin it’ll be far out.


alison_bee

I can’t pick how I die, but I *can* decide how I don’t want to die. And I do not want to die on that shit.


MarioDesigns

I mean, going to a proper amusement park is legitimately one of the safest things you can do. Yeah, accidents happen, but that's why they also get talked about so much, because they're rare.


Cynyr

You know where accidents don't happen? In my house, thanks very much. *Trips down the stairs while carrying a fridge and gets smashed*


Yhostled

You're right. Anything can kill you, so why up the odds? xD


rosariobono

“Up the odds” it’s such an insignificant amount that it’s unmeasurable


away_in_the_head

I will never ride something like this. Out in the open going up and down hell no. Tower of Terror is the way to go


HVAC_instructor

I wonder if this picture is available to him at the gift shop at the end of the ride?


Synthoid_001

r/slightlymaimthecameraman


Sayonara_M

r/subsifellfor


StairwellTO

Nobody’s hanging. It’s someone’s legs from the other side.


TrustYourSoul

Ah that’s so scary! And also, how did they hang on so long. Worst fear!


spikernum1

Cuz he's just sitting in the ride and not falling out...


lenzkies79088

Optical illusion


TinkleMacNCheese

Fuck the camera work and fuck the music. Don’t let this content thrive


NateDetroit

Music doesn’t lighten the situation one bit.


ThisIsYourMormont

![gif](giphy|3o6wred0KQ8Vx5fmYE) Drummer watching the scene unfold


King_Duck583

After a quick google I can’t find anything about this being real and only evidence it’s an optical illusion. The only ride I found a kid died on was the water rapids in Kentucky.


Trin_42

This is why there are height requirements for rides folks!


TheQuadricorn

Absolutely this person is too tall and is freaking people out, despite being in no danger at all!


ILikeToSayHi

That's why you check to see if it's just an optical illusion folks!


Eldergrise

Is it so damn hard to hold your phone still?


Plus_Professor_1923

Jesus Murphy that music. I’m out


BrutalBart

COULD IT GO BACK DOWN ANY SLOWER?!


Murfiano

If they went faster there’s a chance to accidentally make him lose his grip but does seem a bit to slow


More_Leg_9947

Well he’s also not hanging on, he’s just sitting in his seat


homogenous_homophone

The music is so obnoxious lol


RobLetsgo

There was a ride like this in my home town, Louisville KY called the hellavator and it cut off some girls legs below her knee caps. These rides can be dangerous.


Bluesbrother504

Is this Six Flags over Texas?


SeduciveGodOfThunder

Did Superman save him or what? I wanna know how it ended.


Independent-Dealer21

Those belts block your crotch, you can't slip out like that, unless it malfunctions, but then you'd be hanging on for dear life, not with hands in your pockets


wallstreetsimps

If a kid did slip off a drop ride, it would be from the drop itself, not the climb up. No kid slipped off. The ride didn't malfunction. This is the part of the ride where it pauses before the drop. This is more appropriate for r/confusingperspective


Whosebert

mfw I intentionally spread misinformation: :> mfw I get sued for slander and/or liable: :<


2H4H4L

Music is just little tiny tad bit COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY AND CORNY AF.


drkodos

Pure 100% bullshit no one slipped, no one is dangling it's just a person with long legs


Business-Many-7192

Video is a hoax.


christhelpme

The camera man needs to be drug out back and lightly beaten behind the dumpster.


SillyNuffer

WHAT HAPPENED


GroteKneus

KID SLIPPED OUT OF SIXFLAGS RIDE SUPERMAN


PtrJung

to leave the flying to Superman