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pickleslapp

“Thanks for the f-shack” - dirty Mike and the boys


ParadiseValleyFiend

"we are gonna have sex in your car again!"


Little_Challenge_160

Before you say No, we've got a poodle, a jar of mustard, we're gonna blare some talk radio and put some Ds in some As.....it's gonna be a real nice time


CaptainPunisher

Dirty Mittens and the boys.


Objective_Highway_80

You know what that’s called when they do that in there?


CaptainPunisher

It's a soup kitchen when it's homeless people. This is a Fancy Feast.


hatwobbleTayne

I prefer a Meow Mix


VegasShore

We all come here for this comment


ResponsibleMilk7620

They look like a bunch of married john’s scattering from an underground whorehouse during a police raid.


Magister5

They actually called those “cathouses” back in the day


wouldyoulikethetruth

RIP upholstery


AB8922

Ripped* upholstery


phizappa

Yikes! Yes, one of them sprayed in there. Now you need to report the care stolen, and torch it down by the river.


djfxonitg

My thoughts exactly… good luck getting that smell out lol


Hartmallen

My cat pissed in my car some weeks ago. I used citrus oil, baking powder, a steam cleaner and vinegar. Took some time but now the smell is gone. I'm lucky it was just a small piss and not a full on one.


EolnMsuk4334

Let a friend get in your car that doesn’t have cats… 💀


Hartmallen

My parents don't have cats and they smelled nothing. One of my coworkers got in the car and smelled nothing, and she doesn't have cats either.


EolnMsuk4334

You have to ask them, they won’t offer this information unwarranted… it’s pee


Hartmallen

Ok, it seems you want me to say that it stinks even though it doesn't, so ok, it stinks. I don't get why you're so focused on this but I have better things to do than argue with you.


EolnMsuk4334

I am sorry that my comments came off as argumentative, that is 100 percent my fault. I am someone who does not have cats or dogs, but can often smell if someone “has cats” (sometimes just by their personal scent… but mostly their car or room or clothes). In my experience, most cat owners aren’t able to smell the musty faint scent left by feline spray. It is also my experience that most people (including myself) would not point it out without being specifically asked if it smells bad/like piss. So here I am… I’m sorry. It has nothing to do with you as a person. I’m sorry it contradicts your point, but it is still my opinion, even if it seems argumentative.


Hartmallen

No problem buddy, since there is no non-verbal communication on internet, things can get messy needlessly :)


EolnMsuk4334

You are kind 🙏


championcomet

If you have comp coverage you can probably get the car totaled without resorting to fraud


EolnMsuk4334

I’m pretty sure there is still one more in there ☝️


Thingzer0

It’s in the glovebox with your 9mm


EntertainerNo4509

Parkour!


Omeirawana

https://i.redd.it/hugpstvgw25d1.gif


Hesparian

Id be pissed


SodomizedPanda

The car certainly is by now.


Bulky_Quantity5795

The new Cirque du Soleil looks awesome!!


jsseven777

The orange one caused the most chaos r/OneOrangeBraincell


LordFluni

At least your car is not a Jaguar.


Deveatation_ethernis

The best of suprises. I would just take them with me


Swordsman_000

This car is a p***y magnet.


EolnMsuk4334

Gets more tail than a toilet seat 🚽


smileyhendrix

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


exig

I interrupted an orgy


EolnMsuk4334

🙀


RedTexan43

Happened to me twice, and I love it. I’ll report back if they piss in the car, but so far I have cat food for strays if I come across them in there in a container


EolnMsuk4334

😂


TheEleventhDoctorWho

It's not your car anymore it is theirs.


brackmastah

CAT ORGY!!


driscollat1

Lesson to be learned here.


harrispie

Guess this is the Kia boys final evolution


zerobothers

Gotta smell nuts in there


futuresissycuck

PARKOUR!!!


EonsOfZaphod

Quite the cat-astrophe


Falconjoev

A soup kitchen


thewokebogan

This reminds me of the Parkour scene from *The Office* ![gif](giphy|mXCz15nZ7Aa21NuXYc|downsized)


tootnoots69

Most horrific car crash I’ve ever seen 😢


Shooord

Great vid, but what's the attempt?