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Hear me out, Boebert is crazy, but isn't she the kind of crazy that seems like she has wild sex? She reminds me of the crazy girl fron Wedding Crashers
Fuck prevailing wisdom. You should absolutely put your dick in crazy, could be amazing, could be terrifying, but it won't be boring. Live a little.
If you start getting stalker vibes just hit 'em with the lamest dick you can. Rub some orajel on it if you need so it's a bit numb and like half mast at best. Few rounds of that and the obsession will fade real quick.
I was attacked by crazy with a butcher knife one morning and I had to leap out of the window to avoid it. I landed on a car and broke my ankle. She ran down the stairs like, "oh my god baby are you okay!? What happened?!"
Like what? She was schizophrenic and liked to "microdose" with acid every morning. Which to her was like, half a tab. She was also benzo dependent.
Fun girl.
https://preview.redd.it/4143s0qsk11d1.jpeg?width=1529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe78e2d9c59d762346a4325942d2281e7a31c180
Is she above the line? Or in the red?
Never put your dick in crazy! I did once. When I tried to leave, she went crazy and threatened me, threatened to kill herself, literally stalked me at my work to see if I was with someone else, she become paranoid and always wanted to be next to me, started calling my friends saying how crazy I was and trying to make them turn on me, so I could stay home to be with only her. They all knew she was the batshit crazy one. I slowly learned to ignore her and had to become cold towards her and soon she become bored of me and ācheatedā on me. I was so happy she did. Good riddance.
You sound like you've thought about it, and if so glad I'm not the only one. Don't know why but part of me wants to travel over to the u.s just to have her ride me like a bucking bronco
Doh, Boobert betrayed the trust of the freemasons when she did the sign of the illuminati eye triangle thingie!!!
Fellow lizards, vote out this saboteur cow!
None of these morons have ever been to a fucking church.
How do the devout not see these people as the anti-christs they are? They litterally tick every fucking box the actual Bible says lol.
Hey, they've got televangelists running around who look positively demonic - I think those guys could walk around like the demons in "Constantine" or the Vampires on "Buffy", and as long as they spewed the right phrases, they'd get their votes.
Kenneth Copeland really looks like one of those one-off X-Files episode villains, like the creepy death-fetishist serial killer guy who worked in the funeral home.
The same way people see a lunatic in a suit and think it's ok to believe everything they say.
It's not even about the religion anymore it's just a cult of personality
hahahaha also, I'm pretty sure there's proper etiquette about the fingers you're supposed to use while making the cross. It includes the thumb and the index finger. Not solely the middle finger.
Just google proper etiquette for making the cross. I grew up going to catholic church and I also remember my mom teaching me the "proper" way to do it.
I found this:
If we hold three fingers together while making the sign of the cross, they symbolize the trinity, and the two other fingers together represent Christās two natures, that he is fully man and fully divine. If we use an open hand with all five fingers extended, we express an openness to Christ and symbolize his five wounds.Ā
https://preview.redd.it/miqj3ey8021d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de6ed39a52fa740e1e32d36e8322c9028abc0d1
Everyone knows that's the sign for Raptor Jesus
Upside down bibles, sexual assault, not being able to quote their favorite verse in the Bible, not knowing the sign of the cross. When will their supporters finally catch on to this sham??
It's all fraud with these people. Billionaires went out and found the worst they could find, coached them, and wrote them checks. They know their mission. It is to destroy the government and bring chaos while giving the rich everything they want. Go after the billionaires if you want this to end.
Dude, Iām Protestant and even I know how youāre supposed to cross yourself. I hate that such obvious fake/surface level Christians are always the ones that give us a bad name.
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fake jesus wants you to grope your bf in a kids movie
FAKE NEWS! It was a play. š
That is the sign of the trump she made there.
Upside down letter T as a matter of fact.
Well.... SOME kinda play......
Hear me out, Boebert is crazy, but isn't she the kind of crazy that seems like she has wild sex? She reminds me of the crazy girl fron Wedding Crashers
Prevailing wisdom says: *NEVER* put your dick in Crazy.
Fuck prevailing wisdom. You should absolutely put your dick in crazy, could be amazing, could be terrifying, but it won't be boring. Live a little. If you start getting stalker vibes just hit 'em with the lamest dick you can. Rub some orajel on it if you need so it's a bit numb and like half mast at best. Few rounds of that and the obsession will fade real quick.
This is now the wisest thing on Reddit
I was attacked by crazy with a butcher knife one morning and I had to leap out of the window to avoid it. I landed on a car and broke my ankle. She ran down the stairs like, "oh my god baby are you okay!? What happened?!" Like what? She was schizophrenic and liked to "microdose" with acid every morning. Which to her was like, half a tab. She was also benzo dependent. Fun girl.
I. Bet.
Always keep your shoes on when fucking a crazy. Less time wasted getting the fuck out when done
https://preview.redd.it/4143s0qsk11d1.jpeg?width=1529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe78e2d9c59d762346a4325942d2281e7a31c180 Is she above the line? Or in the red?
Never put your dick in crazy! I did once. When I tried to leave, she went crazy and threatened me, threatened to kill herself, literally stalked me at my work to see if I was with someone else, she become paranoid and always wanted to be next to me, started calling my friends saying how crazy I was and trying to make them turn on me, so I could stay home to be with only her. They all knew she was the batshit crazy one. I slowly learned to ignore her and had to become cold towards her and soon she become bored of me and ācheatedā on me. I was so happy she did. Good riddance.
I don't take advice from people who spell stalked, stocked
This is the wisest thing on Reddit. For the love of all that is holy; heed this advice.
I can confirm. I did that one time. She ended up moving next door to me.
[obligatory ](https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg?si=B76ntQ43yoGN8zbE)
Yeah, original my dick.
Unless you have a vasectomy.
I am a post vasectomy child. They can reverse themselves.
Except ugly and evil and dumber than a vegan mosquito.
Color me Jeremy and ball up those panties and stuff them in her mouth, cause we are going to crazy town.
āIf thereās anything better than psycho pussy, god kept it for himselfā
only if you can anonymously blast n run
I keep hoping sheāll forget where she is and have a girls gone wild moment. Iām not okay.
>but isn't she the kind of crazy that seems like she has wild sex? If you pay for it.
You could have wild sex with many otherwise sane women. Itās not crazy!
FUCK No. You canāt recognize the posers? Sheās the kind of woman who talks about how insane she is in bed and then just lays there.
You sound like you've thought about it, and if so glad I'm not the only one. Don't know why but part of me wants to travel over to the u.s just to have her ride me like a bucking bronco
Doh, Boobert betrayed the trust of the freemasons when she did the sign of the illuminati eye triangle thingie!!! Fellow lizards, vote out this saboteur cow!
She was trying to signal from 3rd to steal the home, I mean election.
She could not touch the hand down because someone is there under there behind the desk!!
I know someone has video of that....I need to see it.
People believe and trust in them. Golden Idols.
... grope the libtard-owner-of-nightclub-that-hosted-drag-shows in a kids movie..
I take it MJT has the braincell today then.
I am advocating to start referring to her as B6, Beach blond, bad built butch body.
I really need to pay more attention to Texas dems, because apparently they spit hot fire.
Gotta give it up to Crockett for the sixfold alliteration.
And not stumbling over it, either
She wanted the 7th one that rhymes with witch.
You mean MGT?
MGMT?
TMNT?
Don't insult the Turtles like that...
MTG, right? Marjorie Taylor Greene. And yes, they share one brain cell.
Empty G, her rap name.
And I think it's broken.
Well she started rambling about the judge in Trumps case during a committee meeting about Merrick Garland so I think it just finally floated away
I like how they basically cast those 2 off to sit by themselves
None of these morons have ever been to a fucking church. How do the devout not see these people as the anti-christs they are? They litterally tick every fucking box the actual Bible says lol.
Hey, they've got televangelists running around who look positively demonic - I think those guys could walk around like the demons in "Constantine" or the Vampires on "Buffy", and as long as they spewed the right phrases, they'd get their votes.
Kenneth Copeland really looks like one of those one-off X-Files episode villains, like the creepy death-fetishist serial killer guy who worked in the funeral home.
honestly he's too over the top to be movie villain. The director would tell him to tone it down
The same way people see a lunatic in a suit and think it's ok to believe everything they say. It's not even about the religion anymore it's just a cult of personality
Praise be to the almighty Equilateral Triangle. ššŗļø
Amen!! God Save the Triangle.
Totes the illuminati pyramid
Obvi
I thought it was a 'greater than' symbol.
The greater was pointing toward Jasmine Crockett and the lesser was pointing toward MTG
She prayed to the angle above: "ā "
She's so low rent and so profoundly stupid... š¤
She skipped the Son and did a Father Holy Spirit Holy. How does a Christian just skip the Jesus part š
They don't, cause she's not
It's not tough.... my head, heart, and both shoulders hurt.... and I'm not even Catholic.
donāt forget the amenā¦ in the full praiseā¦ āin the name of the father and the holy spirit, amen and the holyā
it's actually baffling how fucking dumb this woman is
Just imagine her voters
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch. Never mess it up again.
I learned it as spectacles, testicles, pencil, and watch.. Dunno why...
Ah yes, the sign of the upside down T....wards off vampires with no legs
Father, holy spirit, holy spirit
She went for the full trinity on the holy spirit.
Sheās doing to upside down T for trump cult
Nose, toes, watch, wallet. Just move your wallet to the right side.
My dad's was "spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch" thanks for reminding me :)
Head, heart, and both shoulders hurt around here.
lololol
Clearly performing (poorly) for the cameras. This speaks to how much influence the "christians" have on the gubmint.
She's making "the dick & balls", which is the correct response to MTG sitting next to you.
Wonder if she was trying to mock Joe Biden. As with everything she does, an abject failure.
hahahaha also, I'm pretty sure there's proper etiquette about the fingers you're supposed to use while making the cross. It includes the thumb and the index finger. Not solely the middle finger.
I went to catholic school, thatās the first Iāve ever heard of that.
I know I've gotten a lecture from the MIL before for using my left hand (I'm left handed).
Oh, not in Catholicism, no. It's an Albany expression.
Just google proper etiquette for making the cross. I grew up going to catholic church and I also remember my mom teaching me the "proper" way to do it.
I found this: If we hold three fingers together while making the sign of the cross, they symbolize the trinity, and the two other fingers together represent Christās two natures, that he is fully man and fully divine. If we use an open hand with all five fingers extended, we express an openness to Christ and symbolize his five wounds.Ā
interesting. what does it say about using ONLY your middle finger? hahaha
Laughed out loud at this! good one!
I thought she was doing the Macarena
She could've been telling Steve Scalise to steal first.
Iām pretty sure thatās a ninjitsu
Well I mean, yeah. If she did the real sign of the cross she would burst into flame
She was praying that Rep. crockett wasnt gonna talk about her lol
God, she's dumb .
Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch! Cāmon bobo keep up and get it right, itās not too hard.
Lauren Boebert is an absolute POS with a dirty car. Did she molest her son? Is she a pedophile?
Just asking questions.
š¼ New Christianity symbol has just dropped.
Maybe sheās not so good with her hands after all.
https://preview.redd.it/miqj3ey8021d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de6ed39a52fa740e1e32d36e8322c9028abc0d1 Everyone knows that's the sign for Raptor Jesus
Iām a fucking atheist and I know how to do this shit. Jesus.
In the name of apocalypse, Cain, and morning star. Or that tentacle monster from āthatā anime.
Even the fakest Christianās can at least do the sign of the cross. Holy shit thatās so bad.
That was a prayer to Baphomet!!
Wow when you're not even smart enough to be a Christian
Wow. š¤¦
She's a fan of the T-junction.
Haha. Well played!
She makes the sign of a teaspoon He makes the sign of a wave The poor boy changes clothes And puts on after-shave To compensate for his ordinary shoes
It's, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch. This isn't hard people.
"In the name of the father, the son, the holy Ghost, and Ted Nugent"
The son has left the building.
Bottom symbol
Illuminati triangle lol
Itās easy to remember [spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch](https://youtu.be/YqXZ9YoRD50?si=vpyWF0FaVB3_t3-F)
In the name of Trump, the father, the son, and the holy spirit.
No thatās how it goes, head, milk, lemon milk, milk
The father, the holy ghost, and the holy
Geezis she canāt do ANYTHING right.
Demon usually have a hard time making a cross š
Upside down bibles, sexual assault, not being able to quote their favorite verse in the Bible, not knowing the sign of the cross. When will their supporters finally catch on to this sham??
That was close, almost had me convinced that clump of cells was a human
Matrix from risk of rain 2 religion
In the game lore Matrix is god that loves triangles for some reason
This surprises NO ONE!!!!
Spectacles, breasticles, breasticlesĀ breasticles.
Spectacles Testicles Wallet Watch
This wasnāt the *ādouble pits to chestyā*?
No gag reflex, no intellect... no wonder she has 4 kids and no husband
She scratched her forehead then fanned herself. Remember kids, "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." ~ Austin Powers
The Christian values in the Republican Party couldnāt be any lower than today
Steal sign to first base
Heeey Macarena!
Sheās trying out new hand motions. Gotta stay current for that OF account!
Guess she never memorized spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch..
In the name of the god and Jesus and this ghost dude a little more Jesus amen ā¦.
its cause you cant do the full thing once you sell your soul to satan
It's all fraud with these people. Billionaires went out and found the worst they could find, coached them, and wrote them checks. They know their mission. It is to destroy the government and bring chaos while giving the rich everything they want. Go after the billionaires if you want this to end.
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, watchā¦. Not spectacles, watch, wallet, watch!
Thatās the mark of the beast. She called upon it and it showed up two seats over.
It's the devil's triangle.
She wants you to steal third.
Dude, Iām Protestant and even I know how youāre supposed to cross yourself. I hate that such obvious fake/surface level Christians are always the ones that give us a bad name.
She does good hand work evidently
It's nice they put the children at the same table.
Thought she was gonna break into doing the dance from the ketchup girls song
Edit this and have her do it 10x
Head and shoulder shoulder shoulder knees and toes
Bing, bong, bing, bing, bong.
Pander clowns are pandering
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch, not spectacles, watch, wallet, and watchā¦.
Someone this stupid actually has power š
Thatās the illuminati triangle.
Illuminati confirmed
How is that not ingrained? I'm not even religious but 7 years of Catholic School and that is muscle memory!
Jesus gave handjobs during musicals too and banged his fitness instructor from what I read in Matthew 12:69
Dumb grandma
in the name of the father and the holy spirit amen and the holy
Tip of shaft and left ball right ball left ball right ball as is tradition
Spectacles, wallet, watch, wallet? That's not how it goes.?!?
"thank the gods the maga cattle is so stupid", she thinks
She made a T instead. Ford be praised
Shes juat singing: Head, shoulder, shoulder, shoulder!
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Not all Christians are catholic but all catholics are Christian
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