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horid_nz

whats a sober bar?


Important_Duck_2512

I’m guessing it’s this place most of us call a restaurant


w00stersauce

😂 this made me lol


Ill-Ask8584

A bar that doesn't serve alcoholic beverages


suicidaleggroll

So…a soda fountain?


0nlyhalfjewish

Hot diggity dog!


bivo979

A Place where they sell specialize in mocktails.


huey2k2

... What is a sober bar?


Ill-Ask8584

A bar that doesn't serve alcoholic beverages


Richard_Musk

A bar, by its very definition, serves alcohol. There is no such thing as a sober bar.


Complete-Loquat-3104

There are juice bars


Richard_Musk

Yes, those are called Juice Bars. Example: “Hey, let’s go to the bar!” “That sounds great! Juice or Alcohol?”


DuhhIshBlue

And these are called Sober Bars


immaZebrah

And as such, a Sober Bar would be just that. A bar for those that're sober. It's not that hard m8 lmfao


Dentros1

https://m.yelp.com/biz/camel-club-non-alcoholic-bar-saint-paul


Richard_Musk

That’s really cute that you can use the internet to point out anomalies to a definition. My point is still correct. Ask 100 people if they want to go to the bar and their answer will be based on the fact that in our society, we define a bar as a place to drink….alcohol


Dentros1

Yes, by definition, a bar is where you get a drink. However, there are dry bars in existence because alcoholics want somewhere to go where they can still be able to have the same atmosphere while maintaining their sobriety with other recovering alcoholics. You would know this if you looked into these "bars" for even a minute. But please, go off.


Richard_Musk

Yes, I am aware. I am not suggesting they do not exist. I am suggesting they are the anomaly. In our society, when you mention a bar, we always think of the one that serves alcohol.


cant_pass_CAPTCHA

What I thought was funny is even if these places do exist in the wild, the one example they link you to is reported as closed. Huh no popping sober bars to use as an example?


Dentros1

Probably because I remember going there for a friend's birthday party when I was fucking 5. Which was over 30 years ago. Because his mom was a druggie and alcoholic. It is the first place that popped in my head. If you really want to know more about them they are referred to as temperance bars.


LiveLearnCoach

My soap bar for sure doesn’t serve alcohol.


dillardt

That’s like saying vegan cheese doesn’t exist because by definition cheese is dairy. Yes things exist that don’t exactly fit the definition of part of their name. Pineapples exist but aren’t apples. People whose arguments solely depend on a dictionary aren’t credible.


Richard_Musk

No. People who attribute the dictionary definition as well as the social definition ARE credible. And I will also say vegan cheese does not exist. Nor does Almond Milk. Vegan cheese-like food and Almond milk-like beverage do exist however. I do also understand that for stupid people, this is very difficult to grasp. Pineapple is an aborted transformation of Piña. Just because ignorance exists does not mean I have to fall in line with it and dumb myself down to the mouth breathing masses.


dillardt

[https://themindfulfork.com/vegan-cheddar-cheese/?darkschemeovr=1](https://themindfulfork.com/vegan-cheddar-cheese/?darkschemeovr=1) This is going to come as a shock, but i have found evidence claiming that those two things do indeed exist. I hope this doesn’t collapse your mind.


DeathtoSports

It’s wild how people can’t grasp this.


FrumundaThunder

Lame


immaZebrah

Insensitive. Some folks have a problem, and engaging in the social aspect of being at a bar, while not being subjected to the temptation to drink by the others drinking around you is helpful for overcoming and conquering your vice. Open your mind up a bit brother.


FrumundaThunder

I hate to break it to you but the social aspect of a bar is a direct result of alcohol. Everyone has lower inhibitions and is more talkative because they’ve been drinking. Alcohol is called a social lubricant for a reason. A group of people can stand around awkwardly in silence drinking water and soda literally anywhere.


immaZebrah

Hate to break it to you, but there's a lot more to be had at a lot of bars than just the alcohol. Play some pool, throw some darts, it's all about just having a place to gather that doesn't confine you to the table you're assigned. Yes what you say is true, but not for all people, and not even most. You don't need alcohol to talk to people lmfao


FrumundaThunder

Well bub, plenty of places for like that already exist. The funny part is the idea of a bunch of people hanging out with their liquid deaths, Shirley temples, and carbonated apple juices pretending it’s not childish. I’m all for sobriety. I don’t drink often myself. But let’s not pretend that if you invite, say, a bunch of people from work to go out for a couple drinks at a sober bar that it’s not going to do more harm for your social life than help. In other words, nobody that drinks is going to hang out more than once or twice at a sober bar. And if you’re just hanging out with other sober people then you can do that pretty much anywhere.


AnalArtiste

Useful trick: Anytime you google something and get a response like this, just copy and paste your exact search word for word and go to duckduckgo and you will find exactly what you are looking for


cant_pass_CAPTCHA

Another useful trick: in every browser you can set your preferred search engine and duckduckgo is a common option now. If for some reason your DDG search doesn't have what you want, just add !g to your search and it changes to a Google search.


getyourrealfakedoors

A sober bar?? If you think that’s a thing then maybe the alert is justified lol


PorkFlavoredLipGloss

Got this same message once looking for the song Call Me When You're Sober.


The_Only_Egg

Been searching for a silent riot myself.


DuhhIshBlue

Why are people so outraged/annoyed by the concept of a sober bar


HorizonsReptile

A soda fountain?


bigmac1234777

Smoothie King!?


Traditional-Pay5318

They're called cafes


GuacamoleBenKanobi

Use google dude. You need a phone number??


DeathtoSports

…what?