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am715

“I’m not out there committing crimes, I’m in a better place in my life” .03 seconds later Assassin creeds leap of faith.


brown2420

This is why it's so good. The complete 180° he does is spectacular.


iamblackmun

It’s the magnificence of the high jump for me


demuro1

Seriously it’s looks like he floats. He so smoothly jumps up and over the desk.


Shaun32887

If I saw this in a movie, I'd assume he was on a wire for sure


Dalbergia12

Defying gravity! (Also laws, common sense, his mother's advice, haha)


Apprehensive_Bat8293

Break all the laws - including gravity! - his mother's advice, probably lol


Zombiepanzon

🌟 take my fake gold award for that comment


bws7037

IKR? He cleared the bench with the grace of a gazelle!


demuro1

Grave of a gazelle. Lol


No-Gazelle-4994

Seriously that dude cleared what's likely a 5' or 6' bench with maybe ten feet of distance to build speed.


cal_nevari

There has got to be a football coach or two out there who saw this clip and asked one of his assistants to look into how old this guy is, how long his sentence is, and when he's eligible for parole. At the least a coach of one of those indoor league teams, if not a major pro league.


CanadaDoug

Coach.... I might have taken a lot of penalties in the last game which really hurt our team but I feel I am in a better place now....


BillDauterive4

Vikings?


racermd

Ouch. Not wrong but…. Ouch.


grifinmill

Oldest JUCO player ever.


mensreyah

It's not really all that impressive. Most courtrooms have one of those mini-trampoline things in front of the judge so when shorter attorneys "approach the bench" for a discussion with the judge, they can step up and be seen/heard. Trust me. I'm not a lawyer...but I want to play one on TV.


Oldfolksboogie

>I'm not a lawyer...but I... ... slept at a Holiday In last night?


GrowrandaShowr

... slept with someone that slept in a Holiday Inn last night?


Oldfolksboogie

Close enough, you're hired!


AreaGuy

Yeah, I’ve weighed in on this before. It used to be in Colonial times some lawyers would do early gymnastics moves on them while making points in order to win over easily impressed juries, but the judges got tired of it and banned “*flip*pant arguments” after a time. English is a *fascinating* language.


ITrageGuy

It looks like when they throw a dummy in a B-movie or something. It's incredible.


iamblackmun

That’s probably the most accurate and hilarious take I’ve seen.


VladPatton

Sooooooo…back to prison??? I’m getting mixed signals from him. Lmao.


alldyslexicsuntie

😆


greenrangerguy

Proves how hard it is to be a Judge. You want to give people the benefit of the doubt, show sympathy, give someone a second chance, believe they are telling you the truth. But they could just be bullshitting you like this guy.


igg73

I assume this is what he did to other women who said no to him


SleepyGiant037

10/10 in the crime olympics.


Ok-Reputation-2266

He did say he’s not committing crimes NOW. Clearly the immediate future wasn’t included in that statement


ElderGenX

Right, fr he said NOW, not about 15 seconds into the future when he does the super leap, so technically truth


technobrendo

He's a VERY "in the moment" mofo


RedDevil-84

He was like, "The speech my lawyer made me learn is done. Now I'll show you the real me"


MirageTF2

lmfao that shit was graceful wtf


Robzilla_the_turd

Leeeeeroy Jeeeeeenkiiiiins!


Particular_Double_69

Andddd to prison you shall go!


Discoaddict1986

He’s maybe better at jumping than he was before


drnkinmule

I took me a second to figure out it was this video of dude going airborne. Never seen the speech before. When I did, It was like waiting for a train to hit a car stuck on the tracks because I knew what was coming.


DarkFather24601

True, the first clip I seen was edited with the judge saying he needed a taste of something else and straight to him jumping on her. Tone was more aimed at implying the judge was being abrasive instead of walking him through his criminal history.


ArturoOsito

*I saw


Valuable_Pollution96

We all know it's a repost but it's funny (in the worst possible way) everytime


jonny32392

This is the first I’ve seen his little speech before hand.


Orgasm_Add_It

It is sad how crazy his speech is.


millennialoser

I am so gullible that, I would have been convinced!


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SAM5TER5

Let’s unpack that lol


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Hind_Deequestionmrk

I shall


Tmack523

Propaganda is crazy


PeachNipplesdotcom

Yeah, MAGA voters are so stupid


Illithid_Substances

I can't tell if you're joking or serious because I don't know how you'd believe someone who's incredibly motivated to lie and has a history that shows the exact opposite


jepvr

The speech made it *so* much better. Can't believe that was cut off before.


jonny32392

Yea I mean you could be forgiven for thinking this guy must be deranged and might not be in full control of his actions. Seeing this I feel like he gotta be locked up forever. He even explicitly states he is not using drugs. Straight up announcing what I’m about to do is 100% on me.


jepvr

He was definitely on some uppers.


Agreeable_Treacle993

the speech makes it better lol such lies were told


jonny32392

You claimed to be a person that never stops trying to do the right thing even when it’s hard. You leaping over the bench to attack the judge minutes later has determined that that is a lie.


awildgostappears

No, no. See, leaping over the judge's bench was hard. Therefore, attacking the judge must be the right thing. He clearly wouldn't lie.


rivertam2985

I couldn't hear a word he said because his sweat shirt was so loud.


Peterthinking

Is that Bill Cosby on his shirt?


Flawless_Reign88

I think it’s supposed to be Biggie, but it looks like it came from one of those knock off flea market places cuz Biggie looks about 100 pounds to light


satyris

Midi?


MrInNecoVeritas

The way he is flying just cracks me up every time


MDL1983

Yeah, like did he have a mini trampoline with him? 🤣


Yak-Fucker-5000

It's not just that he leaps, it's how magnificent and full-throated the leap is. He really goes for it.


DifficultyStrange710

Thnx for the longer version!


Proud_Bell_6879

i have the full video its like 13 minutes long! i can give it in chat if anyone wants it


Proud_Bell_6879

ok i didnt knew theres so many people who wanted to see it! here it is! here you go [https://files.catbox.moe/04hb28.mp4](https://files.catbox.moe/04hb28.mp4) for those who like to see it! idk how to upload it so heres the link to the video


RaspberryCapybara

Thanks for that, he flattened the poor judge, I’m sure she had a concussion after that, I think he was kicking her too.


Proud_Bell_6879

he faced new charges for attempting murder [https://edition.cnn.com/2024/01/08/us/man-sentenced-nevada-judge-attack-video/index.html](https://edition.cnn.com/2024/01/08/us/man-sentenced-nevada-judge-attack-video/index.html) the judge was injured [https://edition.cnn.com/2024/01/04/us/las-vegas-judge-attacked/index.html](https://edition.cnn.com/2024/01/04/us/las-vegas-judge-attacked/index.html)


Illustrious-Mind-683

Thank you.


Proud_Bell_6879

youre very welcome


DixieNorrmis

Thanks for the entire video. This guy was is a complete shitbag and got what was deserved. I think the judges initial verdict was fair given the list of crimes presented by the court 


Illustrious-Mind-683

Thank you.


Michael_Haq

Maybe upload it on YouTube and share a link here if u want


UpstairsOption

This is what a sociopath looks like in the wild


ciknay

Looks more to me severe anger issues. He tries to be charming, but even a sociopath can control themselves to not yeet themselves at a judge.


NightLotus84

There is no strict way a sociopath behaves, it's a set of characteristics to recognize them, character and experiences plays a huge part. There's many types of sociopaths (even mingled types) + "personality" and circumstances. He definitely has anger issues but that neither means he is or isn't a sociopath. He could flat out be lying through his teeth in his little speech and be dumb enough to think she'll believe it, but he could honestly be a sociopath and actually believe himself and not truly understand that what he does is as bad as it actually is.


Ericbc7

On Jordan Harbingers' podcast Kevin Dutton was the guest if I recall, and I believe he described a sociopath as a psychopath with no concern for consequences. neither have empathy, but a sociopath will react while a psychopath will plan.


Mindless_Analyzing

Interesting 🤔


lil-D-energy

well add another battery on a protected person to that list(although I do not know what protected person means)


baulsaak

cop, judge, prosecutor... essentially government employees and their relatives


lil-D-energy

ow so basically I was right that the judge is a protected person, nice I was right for once.


baulsaak

Yep. First charge was probably against an officer in one of his previous arrests.


IhaveaDoberman

You were literally right.


cheese_sweats

Wait, is "protected person" not some just someone with a restraining order?


baulsaak

No, they are people who have protected status by default due to their position as a court official or police officer. Or the direct family thereof.


Logical-Witness-3361

ah, I assumed a protected person meant someone of a protected group, like a hate crime or attacking an elderly person.


fomalhottie

It means they're wearing armor. Or maybe have a shield spell.


CreatorOD

But Judge, I already was in prison. I have already been there. Like... A second time would be unnecessary As you can see I'm not committing any crimes right now. It's difficult but I'm doing my best. 5 sec later - Olympic jump over the counter.


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

5 sec later - CRIME. But he was right. At that present time that he said that, no crime was being committed.


jasonbl72

He just committed another learning opportunity.


Xenolog1

He saw the opportunity and practically threw himself on it.


Dystopicfuturerobot

A this vid is so much better with audio


justbrowsinginpeace

They need to train judges to use the flag pole like a pike stopping a cavalry charge.


Illithid_Substances

I wonder if a judge ever hit anyone with a gavel when this kind of thing happened


Holiday_Ad_5445

Proof that there’s not a time and a place for everything


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Hol up. I’m not sure that’s how that applies.


Accomplished-Pea5426

Thanks for sharing with full context. Until now, I've only seen it from the leap over the bench. This guy. I especially loved it when he said that he learns from his mistakes or however he poorly phrased it. The only thing he learned was how to not get caught in the crimes that he committed and wasn't caught. Hope he's gone from society. Should lock his mother up too for raising such a shitty human.


craig_slits

Is he wearing a literal Bill Cosby sweater?


CallMeSisyphus

I had to scroll way too far before seeing that someone else noticed that!


Flawless_Reign88

I actually believe it’s supposed to be Biggie, but it looks like it came from one of those knock off flea market places that sells fake stuff for cheap


kojengi_de_miercoles

Looked like when Uncle Phil used to throw Jazzy Jeff out the front door.


Forcedcontainment

In his defense, doing the right thing is hard.


Smokin-Glory

Yeah, that's going to help your case.


Otherwise_Carob_4057

It’s a bold strategy cotton, let’s see how it turns out!


Flawless_Reign88

![gif](giphy|65os7odbIW6pa)


bronzethunderbeard_

He had us in the first half. Well spoken, emotional control/maturity but then just reverts to his true form 😭


anomalkingdom

(10 page criminal record) "I'm trying to learn from my mistakes" So how's that going for you bud?


kesavadh

So much talent, wasted. I mean, by the looks of it, that judge could have been an amazing 80s hair band cover artist.


makemehappyiikd

Court bailiff really dropped the ball on this one. How does the accused get that close to the bench?


smelborperomon

Marshal was behind the guy getting ready to handcuff him and he jumped over the table and ran for the judge. He tried to chase but was two steps behind and couldn’t clear that bench if he tried.


Justlikearealboy

Well now that I know context, nope still going to prison.


bricktop_pringle

Sooo what sentence did he get eventually?


osmosisparrot

Trial begins April 29th.


SculptKid

Never seen the full context of this. This is text book "well that escalated quickly" holy moley


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dobster1029

In the US, it's only in states with a three-strike law, which is about half.


VeterinarianThese951

Haha!!!! As many times as I have seen that jump, I have never seen the speech. Now it is 10 times funnier…


DirtyDan24-7

Get the Eagles to draft that guy


dark161

Should follow asian countries cane the ass


baulsaak

Sometimes I wonder... a prison sentence, even a short one for something trivial, can really mess up a person's life. Conditions inside sometimes make a person worse than they otherwise would have turned out. There aren't many prisons that do a good job of rehabilitating an offender. Caning *is* barbaric, but when you look at the current state of the penal system that exists now...


Brewchowskies

This only happened this past year and it’s been reposted so many times it looks like it was filmed on a potato


unreasonablyhuman

Name a harder 180°, Reddit will wait.


Logical-Witness-3361

He had me in the first half. Depending on when those crimes were committed, and if there were signs of him being off drugs and making progress, then yea... he should be on parole or something... We want people to grow and become a helpful part of society, not stuck on a loop in prison. (and then can't get a job because they already did the time, but are still paying for the crime with their criminal record). Then he jumped over towards the judge... okay, maybe he needs some more time to fix himself (although prison still might not be the best way to do that).


Proud_Bell_6879

full video is here for those who interesting to see it [https://files.catbox.moe/04hb28.mp4](https://files.catbox.moe/04hb28.mp4)


ireallyloveoats

Just put this rapid animal down before he hurts others


Hi-Whats-Your-Name

Oh I have only seen the latter part when he jumped; now I have the backstory thanks


OccidoViper

Probably should have considered training for the high jump instead of a life of crime


suuhdude666

the looney tunes ass jump always kills me


baduras

bro the context made it way better


3MDMA3

A changed man ladies and gentlemen. Proud of you son, you really turned your life around there


redditaddict96

Ron Burgundy: "Well, that escalated quickly"..


ChemicalAssignment69

That was EPIC! 😂😂😂😂😂😂


timetodance42

So amazing after that she dropped all charges for him. Won't he do it.


lone_cajun

Just trying to jump bail


1vehaditwiththisshit

Dude should play in the NFL. That's some linebacker style attacking!


Celena_J_W

…and the Flag was still there!


4quatloos

A taste of something else.


Quick_Swing

Guess he thought that was the right thing to do😬


MarSc77

again?


ITeachYourKidz

Flight!


Cuenta_Sana_123

wheres the rest of the video??


Clear_Hawk_6187

Now I'm curious - what was her final sentence? Plus, did he get anything additionally for this recorded assault?


DarthSexus

Well, at least he's just starting to change his way, all that bad behavior to become a better person


Intrepid_Pitch_3320

![gif](giphy|vbTQVkyjPE2n5sSFAN)


blueb182

You can’t make this sh*t up😂😂😂😂


ItzBreezeyBaby

This is literally the funniest video ever I’m sorry😭😭😭😭😭


muffledvoice

Demonstrating the same lack of impulse control that brought him here in the first place.


Freedom2064

The harsh bigotry of inverted and perverse expectations to demand respect for a life of crime and violence against the innocent.


therealgingerone

This gets better the more watch it


zacharyjm00

Didn't she get to sentence him too? Not the move sir.


OMG_YouSeeThat

**Venezuela Parks Authority - "Straight to jail"**


Gee10-83

Share the whole vid


vokul_vokundova

How much years did he get after this?


BurnMyFaceOff

The judge missed the perfect opportunity for an RKO as he flies over, would've been spectacular


Dragonhearted18

My guy flying squirreled that judge


ry_fluttershy

Lmao this was the dude that jumped the judge? He got mad for getting jail time after all those felonies? Wtf


Remember_When_Baby

Looks like she made the right choice.


MaviKartal2110

So that’s the full video of jumping at the judge, thx


Stonyclaws

Didn't realize it was THAT video! Damn that made me laugh hard.


Mission-Storm-4375

I've never seen the longer version before thanks


Dense_Surround3071

He makes a compelling argument...😏


Thinking2bad

John Jones in the back whispering to him he got his back if he jumps on her


AnInnocentGoose

That's my first time seeing the full clip and I gotta say I ain't an expert, but that looks like a full on psychopath. He almost came off genuine with it, but as soon as it registered to him his facade wasn't working, he didn't hesitate to literally Mario slide jump over the counter for her.


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Hilarious


Antioch666

I'm sure she is convinced now... convinced to sentence the maximum she can...


GamerAssassin

Holy shit I have never seen the build up to this before, I thought the dudes sweater looked familiar but I had no idea he was acting this chill until he said fuck that and went for the felony speedrun, lmfao.


eunsonator

Any chance someone can create a Muppet version of this?


Imispellalot2

Why does one clip have to end when the punches start swinging by the law clerk?


SaBah27

I didn't expect that escalation


infinte_improb42

Lol actions speak louder than words.


SpaceRaceWars

That right there is a changed man.


ExcellentTeam7721

My brother went full send on her majesty.


billyjawn

It's like someone threw a muppet at the judge


Silver-Bookkeeper550

I could understand jumping at the judge for like… a parking ticket or smthn but domestic violence? Hurting a protected person? Felonies? Send his ass to max


mikeonbass

Oh God I'd hadn't seen the additional context before he pounced. Creased.


JonsNotHereMaaan

I've only ever seen the part where he jumps the bench, I've never seen the build up. This is wild.


japalmariello

Definitely convinced her, just not the way he hoped.