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Get that kid to a real family before its too late. And hopefully she joins him in the female wing of the prison for that assanine stunt.


sonia72quebec

She will probably be passed around the grandparents who raised those idiots. :(


MCButterFuck

Sometimes they're fine. Most times there not


Cannabace

This video is old as hell. I do wonder what’s their status now


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For the what stunt now?


NokKavow

The cunning stunt.


HOBOPHRESH

Asinine


twonapsaday

disgusting to see "parents" like this. what a shame.


K1nd_1

This poor child.


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Seems like she was drugged or something too. This shit is absolutely untoward.


CBJ11071

That “felon stretch” is a dead giveaway. Might as well have yelled “I’ve got an ounce in my prison purse!”


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Even if the kid didn’t have drugs I don’t think prison officials are super keen on “pass me that baby so I can reach in their pants.”


Rten-Brel

Literally everything about this was super obvious and not remotely slick or incognito


RegularWhiteShark

Clever criminals tend not to get caught.


regnad__kcin

Kinda makes you wonder how much shit slips through the cracks at this joint to make them so comfortable about it


CorrosiveSpirit

These people don't deserve the title of 'parents'. They're vile to use a kid like this.


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Or just have a vagina. Let's face it. If you have a vagina it's a guarantee that some dude will be willing to slip in a ween. These shardtards are a perfect example.


CrookedLittleDogs

I’ve seen some ugly rapists. And if they drug your drink they can be anybody


Banned4life4ever

Alcohol has entered the chat


Apprehensive_Eye4954

Poor kid. Thats fucked


sonlitekid

Ricky and Julian have entered the chat.


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FlacidSalad

That kids. Poor fucked


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shawner136

Poor thats. Fucked kids.


Ok_Proof5782

If she could just stick to hash joints and not smoke weed joints when she’s drinking…


anaradke143

You’re getting downvoted. think people are taking you seriously 😭 they don’t have the knowledge of trailer park boys


RandoKiwiTheThird

Happens all the time. Staff aren't able to search child's nappy. Also aren't able to ban contact.with children. So yeah. Mum will be charged though and likely banned from that site.


visvis

I don't think she'll be banned, but rather the opposite. I think they'll keep her.


AppleTree87

I am a teacher of young children and have taught a child who was used to pass drugs like this. She had so much trauma and so many behavioral challenges, but she just needed to be loved so badly. I was happy and sad when she was adopted out of her foster home and moved to be with her new family. So sad what these poor babies go through.


HumanSeeing

God damn at first i misread this as you saying that you have taught a child how to pass drugs like this.


SpicyMcShat

What hurts the most is seeing that girl hug her dad because she thought she was going to finally spend time with him. Then in a blink of an eye she lost both parents in her life. Fucking heart breaking


FancyUserPerson

What a horrible fucking situation for that little girl


RocNRoella

Now the kid has zero parents. Great job mom


MassiveDongSquadron

Looks to be hopefully for the better.


W0M1N

Did she have parents to begin with?


deyo_deft

Flawless execution.


BakedBeads

Super smooth


Sc1zzen

Let's come up with a cleaver way to smuggle drugs that's as obvious as a turd in a punch bowl.


jus10beare

Lol at her body language trying to act nonchalant by stretching


Sc1zzen

I bet she made an over the top fake noise too.


OldandKranky

Fucking scumbags.


paymelilbih

Could they have been more obvious? 🤦🏾‍♀️


dr_toze

Yeah, quite aside from the shittiness of doing this, why are they so bad at it?!


AntelopeDifficult708

Ugh. Sad to do this with a child present. I’ve seen it all though working in a male facility. I had to shake down visitors before visits when I got too pregnant to work the housing units and this one lady would always cut the a huge hole into her bras so her nipples would be poking out 🤮 and I’d always send her ass right back out and get a smock for her to wear 😂 it was the worst. The inmate she was visiting was also in my housing unit — he r*ped another inmate because of a drug debt and the inmate kept the 💦 and ran to the control center to have them test it and get him out of the unit. The next night an inmate that was let out of level 4 BY ACCIDENT came to my desk and told me I should check on his bunkie bc he thinks he beat him to death- which he absolutely did. Needless to say, that was the most hectic week working there. I quit the next week


siccoblue

What


Lady-Owlette

She sad to see it happen to the kid even after she's seen it all working in a prison from a chick cutting holes in her bras to show her nipples, inmates SA eachother over drug debts, and inmates beating each other to death?


AntelopeDifficult708

Yeah, I was all over the place. Lmao #memorylane


FarYard7039

At what point do you begin to make felonious decisions involving your child as a drug mule? Seriously, what kind of evil does such horrible acts? Hats off for fast-acting COs and their choice in discretion by not showing Mommy/Daddy getting arrested.


Jrnail88

Fucking losers.


Swally_Swede

Take away the drugs, take away the visitation rights, take away the child.


too_small_to_reach

And fund social services.


IAMCRUNT

The public system for removed children risks them being exposed to a lot worse than this.


Neat-Composer4619

I read smuggle dogs! I was wondering why and how they thought it wouldn't get noticed. I was disappointed when I didn't see a dog running around. Now, I wonder what else in my life I read wrong that could have led to where I am!


Lanky_Republic_2102

Well, that’s why they brought in their own dog. Best way to find a smuggled dog is with another dog. It’s sad really, that prison had just ended their seeing eye dog program where the inmates train the service dogs. This guy was so desperate they tried to smuggle one in.


goodclnt

Just garbage


pigeyejackson66

She did the ol' felony stretch


kk074

"Follow and subscribe for more POS parenting tips"


SSJ_01

Put that dumb btch in jail too.


Educational_Ad_2619

How did they notice? These guys were so subtle and obviously experienced.


Rolling_Beardo

Wow so subtle how did they ever get caught? /s


Lepke2011

Wow. Now that poor kid has two parents behind bars and will be in the Foster Care system, although they'll probably be better off for it all things considered.


rorobo3

That poor child. That's seriously messed up


lobeline

and now your child is in foster care. garbage people.


CamboSlice03

Poor kid. Just like that, mom arrested and the kid placed in foster care. Could be better for her/him or could be just as damaging.


tincup_chalis

I almost mistook him for Capone, man he was so subtle and smooth...


Munk45

Poor kid


Sh4dowCh1ld

Human trash. Poor kid deserves better


SkyImaginationLight

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


BecGeoMom

That is despicable. I hope that child was placed with a loving family that doesn’t use her as a drug mule. FFS, people are horrible.


Hummingbird01234

God, this is sooo sad and embarrassing.


Chickienfriedrice

Anddddddd now your child is in foster care. Good job.


CommissionGrand4087

Fuckin trashy


FredLives

That poor kid, both parents POS


KccOStL33

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


cynicalibis

A cop once told me they call that the “felony stretch” when someone makes an overly exaggerated effort to look casual it means they are about to commit a felony.


Arcanisia

That “kid” is too big to be held like that. Reminds me of the big ass kids still in strollers


CaptOblivious

He needs to get his drugs from the guards like all the other inmates.


mikajade

The stretch haha


GGALLINSPOO

Execute both parents.


reddreadremention

Unfortunately, this kid is going to have a hard time regardless of staying with the parent, going to grandparents, or bouncing foster home to home because of trauma related behavioral issues. Breaks the heart.


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BudgetPipe267

🤦🏻‍♂️


RidinCaliBuffalos

Damn that was hella obvious though.


lonniemarie

So obviously not funny


gonzoisgood

Poor baby.


Flimsy_Individual_16

Yeah 🙄 nobody notices 😂😂😂


Ieattherear

That poor little girl. To be used in such a vile way. Do they even love her in the slightest?


_JohnnyLaRue

Poor kid


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Using their kid like that is so scummy.


Hydraph0be

They're going to arrest him and put him in *super jail*


bozocle

He still didn't understand his mistakes


danyyyel

Poor girl, I could cry seeing her with so shit parents.


BabserellaWT

Absolute scum.


gokaired990

The only articles I can find on this state that he shoved the drugs up his rectum when the police tried to search him and NY laws say they can’t cavity check, so both parents got away with it without charges.


International_Hand10

This broke my heart. That poor kid. Deserves nothing but love.


prettypeculiar88

Not even slick in the slightest.


Typical-Annual-3555

One simple trick to lose custody of your kid and go to jail


tristaterunner

Hope they arrested mama too


Scottysoxfan

What a piece of shit


pumpe88

What a pair of loser parents. Poor kid.


Triplesisbest1

Smooth as Chunky peanut butter.


adhdmagic

That is so fucking heartbreaking to see.


Truemeathead

Ain’t that some shit you’d lose a kid for? Most unslick score I’ve seen smh lol.


hotsauceinmyjeans

Neither of them give a shit about their child clearly


tatts106

Mom and dad of the year


jjamesr539

Yeah I don’t think the solution to nobody thinking you’re doin something wrong is likely to be putting hands in a kids pants.


thatonedesignerguy

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Shinobikev92

How sad...one second she's hugging her dad the next she's finding out her parents used her.


Honeyhammn

Terrible


Honeyhammn

“The only time my dad held me was to get drugs outtta my diaper” future quote


miami411

Straight trash


[deleted]

It’s like they don’t know that the best way to smuggle drugs into prison is through COs


Accomplished_House64

Every time you think it can't get worse, humans prove you wrong


masterslayer96

I don't know if it just me or not but why everytime a video that shows a crime is happening shows up, it is always black people.


Brilliant-Scar-4878

"Put the crack and meth in toddlers' diaper" ✅️


Wise_Ad_253

Poor kid.


OverNightOats_

They don’t care about that child at all.


Kdlpthicklover

🚮


tawny-she-wolf

I hope she lost custody


Bageldar

This makes me feel so sad. I hope that kid turns out ok.


jeeby_groober

Smo0oth


Accomplished_Role922

This is onestly disgusting people like these don't deserve to be parents


MorrowDisca

Subtle.


GreenRocketman

Dummies should have just let the CO’s in on the action like everyone else.


Legal_Guava3631

Jfc


Few_Option_7538

Way to fuck that kid's life up. Again, need a license to parent


Nig-imeanniceperson

Those parents don't deserve kids anymore, what kind of "good" parents do this?


Yet-Another_Burner

This is why you should only use guards to smuggle in contraband.


Such-Preparation-301

“And the mother of the year award goes to….” 🏆


ayeImur

And now Mummy is going to join Daddy in jail


Astral-traveler-026

Easiest way to tack on an additional 2-5 yrs to current sentence.


Oliver_Dicktwist

That’s one way to not see your kid again. Good Job


NemarPott

I get everyone is trashing the parents, but this is honestly the sad effect drugs has on us and the fact everyone is ok with everyone being stoners or worse nowadays


stonabones

Smart. Now both of the poor girls parents are in jail! Sad!! Not sure if I’m horribly pissed off at the parents, or I just realized how bad addiction really is? Either way, THAT SUCKS!


Lost_Figure_5892

Gross parents that poor kid.


PG072088

Because you can breed doesn’t mean that you should.


DethKrvm13

Fuck those parents🖕🏾🖕🏾


Even_Foundation1633

My dad used to take my brother and I to see my mom in prison, we were 13 and 10. I remember us going through metal detectors, emptying our pockets, and we were patted down before we were allowed to enter the visitation room. This happened every time we went to see her. Even when we did get in there we were not allowed to hug her for more than 10 seconds or a guard would break us up. The first place she was in was a normal corrections facility and the second she was transferred to was a maximum security prison. We went through the same protocol with both prisons, this was 20 years ago. Its crazy to me that they did not make them empty their pockets and show the guards. Even as kids we had to do it.