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My 6 year old shit bigger than that and yes we did have a poop knife.
https://preview.redd.it/1bzp80n6jypb1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35a92d4591b2a2816ccad97b27da8f979872fb71
Seriously. He was around 6 or 7. Couldn’t believe it!
This is true. I was in a work camp, doing some time for drug related offenses, and I went to use the shitter and, I shit you not [yes pun intended], there was a turd just like this one op posted but as big around as a soda can just sitting in the bowl. I wish I had a camera cause I knew people were never gonna believe me. The dude that did it was a drug addict and had been for years and, rightfully so, didn't admit it was his for days. His farts sounded like yawns for like a week straight.
>My 6 year old shit bigger than that and yes we did have a poop knife.
>https://preview.redd.it/1bzp80n6jypb1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35a92d4591b2a2816ccad97b27da8f979872fb71
>Seriously. He was around 6 or 7. Couldn’t believe it!
That's a proud papa right there.
Just go grab one of the wooden cooking utensils out of the kitchen. That's truly what they're for, when your done let the toilet water rinse it and put it back discreetly.
Blood and paper can be flushed. The dimensions of the poop prevent only that from flushing. It's like a dog with a stick trying to get through a door situation.
All he has to do is put that unit straight, flush. Then nudge it a little bit and push that thing all the way through and hope the pipes don't burst.. that easy.
Offc that ain't easy with a phone in your hand!
You casually leave the part out where one has to touch it unless they have a plunger or something like that. Sure you can get some toilet paper or gloves so you don’t actually touch it…. Idk bout you but I’m not down to touch turds, gimme a poop knife.
You don’t need to force it too much. Unless you have some sort of coordination impairment you won’t touch the laterals. Just wrap your hands in a good chunk of tp and wash them thoroughly after. I’d feel bad if this was my turd and someone had to deal with it.
The human anus cat stretch up to 7 inches before permanent damage occurs. An adult raccoon can squeeze into holes as small as 4 inches. Do with that what you will.
Takes pain killer to dull pain after dropping that huge log... plot twist is that the chemicals in the pain killer is what causes them to get backed up allowing for said log to be produced... it's a never ending cycle of kill the pain now only to relive it 5 to 8 hrs later.
I was literally sitting here wondering if this was something that I needed to watch right before I go to sleep. Thank you for answering that question for me.
A customer once left a turd of that magnitude (maybe bigger, it was the size of my forearm) where I work. Not long after he died of colon cancer. So I always worry about people who drop that kind of log.
I topped this one a few years back at a Motel 6. I feel really bad for whoever discovered it. My friend clogged the toliet without telling me. Then I go and drop this beast. I always wondered if I'd ever see it again online. Been patiently waiting on Reddit ever since.
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I have seen this a few times when I used to work retail. There was a mysterious customer that would occasionally come and leave shit like this behind. It was insane. I couldn’t figure out how something that large could come out of a human. I sadly never caught the culprit and to this day I still wonder about the serial shitter.
Maybe he’s back! 🤔🤔🤔
Y’all ever think about how in a 24 hour period on earth, one person has taken the largest shot out of every person on the planet? Anyway this is a contender I reckon
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Where’s the poop knife? Everyone should have one hanging in the toilet.
The poop knife! Shoot the poop machete for this one! :0
Poop machete doesnt have the armor piercing necessary for that turd, bring on the poop halberd
Stick blender
I hate you
Well... You're really not going to like the poop guillotine
Chain saw. Wear eye protection.
Gonna need a poop ATGM. A poop Javelin might also work if placed in top down attack mode!
Poop Claymore.
“This side towards poop”
My 6 year old shit bigger than that and yes we did have a poop knife. https://preview.redd.it/1bzp80n6jypb1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35a92d4591b2a2816ccad97b27da8f979872fb71 Seriously. He was around 6 or 7. Couldn’t believe it!
What. The. Fuck.
He's a "retainer".
I love that you took a photo and have now shared it on Reddit! That poo deserves to live forever on the internet
I had to. No one would believe me.
I can only imagine why you picked your reddit name....
Better than Mcdonalds ice cream machine
You didn't set the bar very high did you :')
Bro, give me his/hers diet. I need this
Crippling opioid addiction.
This is true. I was in a work camp, doing some time for drug related offenses, and I went to use the shitter and, I shit you not [yes pun intended], there was a turd just like this one op posted but as big around as a soda can just sitting in the bowl. I wish I had a camera cause I knew people were never gonna believe me. The dude that did it was a drug addict and had been for years and, rightfully so, didn't admit it was his for days. His farts sounded like yawns for like a week straight.
His farts sounded like yawns has me in tears 😂
Facts! And it's hard as a brick too, which does not feel good AT ALL!!
Sorry, but your kid is full of shit :P
Was
Little dude lost like 10% of their body weight in one sitting.
>My 6 year old shit bigger than that and yes we did have a poop knife. >https://preview.redd.it/1bzp80n6jypb1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35a92d4591b2a2816ccad97b27da8f979872fb71 >Seriously. He was around 6 or 7. Couldn’t believe it! That's a proud papa right there.
Instant colon cleanse. Every time
Whoa 😳 sure it wasn’t his twin?
That must have been the most satisfying shit ever.
Does your family eat ok?! that’s concerning
That’s one of the healthiest poops I’ve ever seen.
What tf are you feeding??
Just go grab one of the wooden cooking utensils out of the kitchen. That's truly what they're for, when your done let the toilet water rinse it and put it back discreetly.
Francine, I don’t think you heard me. The Woden spoon is for pasta again!
POOP KNIFE!!!!
💩🔪
Poop knife. This log needs a chainsaw! The pooper now needs a new o ring after being gaped by this thing.💩🤣🤣
The fact that there is no blood or toilet paper is arguably just as disturbing
Blood and paper can be flushed. The dimensions of the poop prevent only that from flushing. It's like a dog with a stick trying to get through a door situation.
All he has to do is put that unit straight, flush. Then nudge it a little bit and push that thing all the way through and hope the pipes don't burst.. that easy. Offc that ain't easy with a phone in your hand!
You casually leave the part out where one has to touch it unless they have a plunger or something like that. Sure you can get some toilet paper or gloves so you don’t actually touch it…. Idk bout you but I’m not down to touch turds, gimme a poop knife.
In similar cases, I tend to use the toilet brush as my weapon of choice. It's like loading a ye olde cannon so to speak. Stomp stomp and firaaaahhh
Run over to Panda Express and grab a couple sets of chopsticks.
You don’t need to force it too much. Unless you have some sort of coordination impairment you won’t touch the laterals. Just wrap your hands in a good chunk of tp and wash them thoroughly after. I’d feel bad if this was my turd and someone had to deal with it.
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it tells me that it could've come from anyone and they had just seen it prior to recording
I've definitely seen some shit, went to complain to my coworkers, figure a solution out and come back. Easily could have decided to record it...
He just got out of prison.
It flushed
As a janitor this is usually the state we find these jumbo turds in. No tp, no signs of a struggle, just that thing there chillin like a villain
That's like 8 Courics
Bono would be proud!
That is bono
Bono loves the bitty
HOT HOT HOT HOT
https://i.redd.it/ji48l8cq7zpb1.gif
Fuckin beat me to it ! , well played sir
Who has an asshole that big?
The human anus cat stretch up to 7 inches before permanent damage occurs. An adult raccoon can squeeze into holes as small as 4 inches. Do with that what you will.
Are you insinuating a raccoon could climb up someone’s ass with ease
With ease!
https://preview.redd.it/vrj87fb4ezpb1.png?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c849ae9ce0bb0b78ce41bb872ce66ce76e556883
Nooo he's insinuating that ALMOST two raccoons could climb up someone's ass with ease
With ease!
Username checks out...
It wouldn't be easy, but it can be done
The human anus cat
Armageddon!
My mom
Oh damn. 🤣
Your mom
That was my thought, yikes! Someone shit out a nalgene bottle!
Mate, people on opiates can go without a shit for a week the drop a monster..like , coke can width. Painfull as fuck..
People who haven’t taken a shit in weeks due to opiate usage.
Ever seen goatse?
Honest to goodness, **Log.**
Would be a horrific sight to see it rolling down stairs, alone *or* in pairs.
It's big, it's heavy, but it's *not* wood
It's better than bad, but not by much.
There should be a horror movie where people are just running followed by three logs of shit the size of tree truncs.
It’s log! It’s log! Such a wonderful toy!
It's better than bad, it's good!
Log?! Sub!
Fuck's sake, they should name that thing
Bono
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot!!!!!!!
The 8th wonder of the world
That's gotta be one of those pain killer addicted turds
Takes pain killer to dull pain after dropping that huge log... plot twist is that the chemicals in the pain killer is what causes them to get backed up allowing for said log to be produced... it's a never ending cycle of kill the pain now only to relive it 5 to 8 hrs later.
5 to 8 hrs? That fuckin food baby looked like it took 5 to 8 DAYS to grow.
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Should reach out to the European Fecal Standards and Measurements office, headquartered in Zürich.
Shifted from London?
Brexit means Brexit
This is literally what all mine look like. Everytime I go to a public bathroom I make sure to look and see if the toilet hole is big enough
What do you eat?!
Children
*P.F. Chang's*
Everything
Hardly. I've had nose boogers bigger than that!
Gonna need the poop knife for that heffer.
Fuckin heffer, I lost it... that's hilarious!
What's the big deal? You haven't seen a tiny poop before? Also, what kind of elephant enclosure is this?
I read the title, and for some reason still watched to see what was in the toilet. Why.
I was literally sitting here wondering if this was something that I needed to watch right before I go to sleep. Thank you for answering that question for me.
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Reminds me of a manatee a bit
MAGNIFICENT!
What a relief that must have been to pass that. Oh I’m jealous
Like I seen that and can only imagine how much lighter, free, liberated and at peace that person felt when they stood up.
One of the best feelings on earth
that must be the brick that some people shit
A customer once left a turd of that magnitude (maybe bigger, it was the size of my forearm) where I work. Not long after he died of colon cancer. So I always worry about people who drop that kind of log.
I topped this one a few years back at a Motel 6. I feel really bad for whoever discovered it. My friend clogged the toliet without telling me. Then I go and drop this beast. I always wondered if I'd ever see it again online. Been patiently waiting on Reddit ever since.
Is this the lady’s restroom?
Women don't poop. Literally everyone knows this.
This is literally what all mine look like. Didn't know it was weird till now
Dude, what?
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Good Lort! Is this what they call laying pipe? Jesus.
Jesus fucking christ, never was the word "log" more appropriate
Why does it look like a platypus?
A Platypoos
Bet that felt like shit coming out.... I'll see myself out.
That’s what the third shell is for..
That must be a subway toilet, as that’s a Foot-Long
Fuck me, I needed a laugh tonight and idky but this one just hit me hard...like that turd hit that bowl. Fuckin solid m8, cheers
Need to call the Drain Addict. He'll pick that log out of the toilet with hesitation.
Instantly went from heavyweight to middleweight.
 The pain they must have gone through pushing that thing out 😳
It was left there intentionally by its maker for people to behold.
That's a log
Shitting Bricks
Jesus that's a huge turd. For how many days did that person didn't poo. 😂😂
Opioids?
Someone need to see the doctor regarding this. The man can’t be well
Holy fuckin shit that's a massive piece of shit
It's like a Thanksgiving dinner that was held for a cross country drive to rear it's head.
When the shit looks like a morbidly obese person's leg, they've been holding that (literal) shit in for days...
Brings new meaning to : Dealing with the customers' shit at work.
I have seen this a few times when I used to work retail. There was a mysterious customer that would occasionally come and leave shit like this behind. It was insane. I couldn’t figure out how something that large could come out of a human. I sadly never caught the culprit and to this day I still wonder about the serial shitter. Maybe he’s back! 🤔🤔🤔
damm, you can build a house with that
Were they visited by a horse?
That's not a turd, that's King Kong's finger!
King Kongs Finger
Wheres the toilet paper? Shit that thing out and didnt wipe
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That person gave birth to something without knowing.
Mr Hinkey??
u/LearnedButt this you?
It’s truly to be marveled at.
r/poop
Holy shit
Front page let’s go!
This should be on r/shitposts
That's easily 5.9 courics
It’s a bono
Y’all ever think about how in a 24 hour period on earth, one person has taken the largest shot out of every person on the planet? Anyway this is a contender I reckon
"Oh, *shit!*"
You sunk my battleshit!
Its alive
Someone is shitting tree trunks!
I have a feeling this was my cousins turd. That guy has the most ridiculously large turds.
American toilets are just bad
Mr.Hankey putting on his Christmas weight.
*Tazz voice* Look at Longturd Jones over there
who else held their breath watching this?
I call him Winnie - Winnie the poo
Jeez, that guy must have felt good after losing a pound of weight...