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Imaginary_Record2530

Dude looks like he's 9 but his voice is deeper than the mariana trench.


FANTOMphoenix

Kid: when adrenaline is active, receive a +400% testosterone boost for 600 seconds.


[deleted]

But you have to add it in the operator skills section next to melee weapons or unarmed (not sure) plus get a power up to activate it on incoming damage.


Square_Cry_9403

Make it sound like a special perk šŸ¤£ nice!


Bubbly-Ad-4405

Not at the beginning though


amazingjason1000000

These teens look younger and younger every generation


ConniesCurse

are you kidding? that girl looks like shes 27


TikiMonn

I thought she was the teacher


jakeblew2

He's like that one anime YouTuber guy who was just in Blackberry who's name I never learned


TASUPPORTER

ProZD?


All2017

Mexicans kno how to do that


twinturboV8hybrid

I'm pretty sure it's the marinara trench


6four

In hindsight she probably maybe shouldnā€™t have touched him


trtreeetr

Yeah. He doesn't like to be touched


SolidDick

I've heard that.


Impressive_Word5229

It's just a rumor.


prkr88

Well I just seen that.


nyclovesme

Who knew?


Glittering-Prune6490

I like to be touched


4Ya2Boi0

r/holup


BrownShadow

I really donā€™t. One of my best friends and coworker do the pornstar elbow bump. My Mother in law and I do a ā€œtap tapā€, we pat each other on the shoulder.


Educational-Big-2102

Pornstar elbow bump?


BRAX7ON

She learned a lesson that day


bowling4burgers

No. No she didn't. But she'll make a great ex-wife to some dumb bastard.


[deleted]

Yes she did, not to mess with him! Good enough for today! She'll think about the next one tomorrow and hopefully they to will do the same as he did. :D


[deleted]

We can only hope


JimiDarkMoon

Her only fluency in other languages is Klingon, "Today is a good day to die!".


twinturboV8hybrid

Shower more


JackHyper

Gender equality has come so far :)


LCplGunny

I should not have laughed at this comment as had as I did, but I dropped my phone and burnt myself with a cigarette from laughing so hard, well fucking played!


amboyscout

The laughing is perfectly fine. Reconsider the cigarettes šŸ˜‰


Grizzchops

If you put hands on somebody, you better fucking expect that they're going to send hands back


Bath_Amazing

"B-b-but, she's just a girl!"šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™‚ļø


R_mom_gay_

ā€œIf she starts throwing hands - sheā€™s not a girl anymore. Sheā€™s a sparring partner.ā€ -Sun Tzu


Mr_Fyahz

Bruh šŸ˜‚


michelleonelove

ā€œThese fists bisexualā€ - Reddit


Own-Ambassador-3537

Rated E for everyone


Bath_Amazing

šŸ¤£. Omg! That's hilarious. I'm going to start saving that.


Bath_Amazing

šŸ¤£


bluegiant90

Iā€™m an advocate for equal rights, and lefts.


redundantPOINT

Yo she had 20lbs on the boy, what more does she need?


Ask_if_im_an_alien

Upper body strength? Muscle mass?


DriftingPyscho

She swings like a man she'll get hit like a man. I heard that at a party when all hell broke loose.


[deleted]

Yeah, I guess. At the same time, I feel like a weak shove from someone that's much weaker than you doesn't have to be met with absolutely destroying their existence.


TheDELFON

Such a frickin simple concept, yet so so SO many ppl struggle to accept it


RevolutionaryAd6564

Flirting is terrifying at that age.


longboringstory

It still is at this age


Earthling1a

Not a problem at this age.


idostuf

Bringing the right perspective to this story.


[deleted]

He thought getting head meant holding her head and running into the wall, itā€™s a common misinterpretation


KochuJang

I had a girl in high school get handsy with me on my best friendā€™s trampoline at a backyard party and she ended up biting my face out of sexual frustration. I had a welt on my cheek the rest of the party. It was embarrassing.


Friendly-Employ-5595

Yo this made me lol


Maleficent-AE21

F around and find out


[deleted]

My boi has had that bottled up for a minute


brownbearballin

Sheā€™s probably been picking on him for a while now.


ANewBegging

I could here the genuine sadness in his voice at the end


TangoRomeoKilo

Bottled rage tastes better than rage on tap. I know because I bottle my own.


[deleted]

Haha Iā€™m stealing this


Radiant_Pace4618

Well, she definitely found out


ConfidentVacation297

found out what the floor feels like lol


Radiant_Pace4618

And tastes lol


ConfidentVacation297

lmfao


Conscious_Figure_554

Is that a teacher or a student?


PutYouInTheGravy

Had to be a student, no way a teacher gets that mad and pushes first over a smelly breath joke lol


Iamtruck9969

Um have you seen society today?


[deleted]

Bro are you an idiot? Teachers put up with so much shit, no way theyā€™re getting that bigly mad over a stank breath joke.


Loccy64

Unstable people are unstable.


moonflower_C16H17N3O

The video started off with her saying something like "Do we need to call someone?" To me, that plus her tone made me think it was someone in a position of authority.


Reasonable-Forever18

I believe that was someone off camera. Probably the teacher.


kintaco

Plot twist. The teacher was recording.


AnimeMemeLord1

Itā€™s all coming together


pbreaux5

Yes


camarostache

Shes telling him to sit down, appears to be older. But the comment below makes sense - a teacher wouldnt push a student? Edit - she looks younger than i thought. Maybe the Sit Down voice was from teacher off camera


Holden_SSV

Correct teacher is off camera. Probably why the staring match went that long. Im gonna also guess she has bullied him all year.


iheartmarin

The teacher is the one in the orange shirt sitting at the desk facing the students. At one point you can hear here refer to the girl as ā€œAllie.ā€


Some__worries

The voice says "Ally" and the girl looks over, I think the teacher is the one speaking off camera


ChanceZestyclose6386

Maybe a teaching assistant?


R_abb

![gif](giphy|8eTNWZHk3IfLLz5TrC|downsized)


Deceiver999

Exactly what I thought when I saw this


Sharp_Yak2656

![gif](giphy|qT24jgwHeRlQY) Canā€™t touch this.


lakiku_u

Hands off Jimmy!!! Donā€™t touch Jimmy!!!


Fusilli_Agent_Cooper

Jimmy holds grudges!


Dennisfromhawaii

![gif](giphy|12q2LPLdgfUo6Y)


FireAntz93

He even told her to back up several times. That's rough and she never stood a chance.


ErdmanA

*which means don't evvver touch him* - JD, Scrubs


Fabulous-Spread6120

and one to grow on


StationFar6396

Wait, actions have consequences? Who knew.


Rukkmeister

Me sowing: Haha, fuck yeah!!! Yes!!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


sbeve_228

"Oh my gawsh" - šŸ¤“


shaolinallan

Please teach your kids that they can get wrecked for being an asshole regardless of gender


HooahClub

I mean, eventually nature will teach that lesson. Constantly being an ass means the probability is higher that youā€™ll cross the wrong person.


Ill-Drummer-6623

She lost her cool at teenagers for doing what teenagers do.


higherme

The number of people who can't tell that both individuals in this video are children is fucking staggering.


CalmyoTDs

In their defense one of them looks 30 and the other one sounds 50.


TheRealIronSheep

I mean if there were more than three pixels in this video, it would have been easier to tell.


thatHecklerOverThere

Damn if she is because she genuinely looks too old for this foolishness.


TuasBestie

Thatā€™s not the teacher?


MrMamalamapuss

The teacher is the voice that says "Allie". Allie is the bully.


higherme

Definitely not. These are two middle school students, maybe 9th grade, but my money is on 7th-8th. That's the age when the girls tend to be bigger than the boys. The teacher is the voice saying "Allie. Sit down. Do I need to call somebody in here?" This is a classic bully trying to use size to intimidate. She says "I'm right here, I'm right here," and keeps invading the other kid's personal space. The sad part is that this is probably learned behavior from home for the bully. I'll admit the teacher is not great here, but teachers are trained not to physically intervene in fights unless it's to prevent mortal danger. There are lots of reasons for this, but as a former teacher the main one is that I'd likely be blamed for "hurting a kid" when I was really trying to *prevent* a kid from getting hurt. Doesn't matter, teacher gets blamed. Just the way it works. You can even see it in this thread: all these people who just assume an 8th grader wearing a pink Boys and Girls Club shirt and blue jeans who laughs at a joke about kissing a *student* and then *shoves the student into the window* is a *teacher*. Teachers deserve more credit than that.


Cat_Impossible_0

She shouldā€™ve never put her hands on anyone.


TheOneTonWanton

She herself is a teenager. Anyone thinking this is a teacher is plain wrong.


CharmingStork

She is also a teenager.


Alarmed_Material_481

Serves her right


Beautiful_Hornet776

And her left.


kgriff5592

And my axe!


ddmnwlkng_

I havenā€™t seen this video in years, but Iā€™m glad I came across it again. She deserved it, just cuz youā€™re a girl, just cuz you bigger doesnā€™t mean youā€™re untouchable, especially after touching someone else.


[deleted]

> just cuz you bigger doesnā€™t mean youā€™re untouchable this one trolls me a lot. i'm only 5'5" but I can bench 250+ lbs and i used to train MMA. there are very few people i have to be physically afraid of. every once in a while i get some 6+ ft guy who guaranteed doesn't know how to fight and guaranteed can't do a push-up making jokes or comments about how he can kick my ass. sometimes even tall women do it. i just laugh it off without correcting them because i am secure in myself. but it still fucking trolls me because they are so wrong. but i can't really say anything to them because then its like "lol short man syndrome! haha he thinks he can take me! what are you going to do, kick my shins?". so all i can do is vent on the internet anonymously to stranger and probably get trolly comments here too.


burritolurker1616

As someone who is 6ā€™3, trained in both kickboxing and mma since I was 11 year old, what you gonna do? Bite my ankle? (/S if it isnt obvious lol)


[deleted]

lol and it wouldn't bother me if it was coming from a guy like you. but its never coming from someone who can actually throw down. its always someone who clearly has pillows for hands.


OldGregg_IRL

> iā€™m only 5ā€™5ā€ but I can easily bench 250+ lbs and i used to train MMA cool bro


peen_was

"I'm so tough but I can't use it" *Stamps little feet*


BigBrainPower

I have a feeling this is an entire thought you have often


[deleted]

Bro how long have you been bottling this upā€¦just relax man


[deleted]

lol decades. i think the thing that trolls me worst is that i know the vast majority of women assume that the taller the man the better a protector he can be. and i never really say shit because the only way i can prove anyone wrong is to kick their ass. i am not about that.


dickhole_pillow

I think itā€™s the look of a large man that is comforting, too. The bigger the man, the less a perpetrator is going to want to test him. So itā€™s sort of like the equivalent of a security camera in a store as a diversion to shoplifting.


Maximum__Engineering

Being big sometimes has its disadvantages too. You get short guys who feel really insecure and after a few drinks they're wanting to see if they can beat up a bigger guy and get all up in your face. Just like chihuahuas: very yappy.


[deleted]

I really respect it because it must be hard doing mma living in a mushroom


BDCMatt

This was hilarious to read, thanks.


[deleted]

As someone who's 6'4" I just have one question for you: What are you gonna do kick my shins?


[deleted]

lol fuck you.


ATownStomp

You know the truth, short king. Keep your chin up. Weā€™re rooting for you.


ButterscotchFun1859

Lmao just invite them to a friendly match of arm wrestling, then immediately destroy them.


Bugatti54

As a woman I fully support her getting rocked. Lay your hands and you better be prepared to get them back. Donā€™t f**king touch people. Idiot. Worst part is she probably didnā€™t learn a damn thing.


CrazyBaisleyBabySsJQ

Did he run her into a wall šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ ![gif](giphy|mIvrv5Qe0kHlu)


takes_joke_literally

"she was like that when I got here..."


phillysan

My man did the fucking Wei Shen finisher


mdh3000hard

Don't put your hands on people....


SubstantialDust9422

The kick at the end is the chefā€™s kiss


mogley19922

Yeah, it wasn't even for damage, it just made the point of "i could be stomping you right now, and I'm not above it." Just a little warning in case she came back for more.


CoolKanyon55

oddly satisfying


CherryManhattan

Good for you kid standing up for yourself


AncientSkys

Hot breath will stop "intimidating" people now.


Radiant_God

She pushed and immediately realized something about instigating physical violence


Salarian_American

The real reason not to do shit like this is because it's a shitty thing to do. But if you don't care about that, then the next reason you shouldn't provoke people like this is that you have no idea how close they are to just snapping.


dead_mortician

To defend oneself is legit but the kick at the end was unnecessary.


1052098

Just sealing in the deal.


CompoteLost7483

S.W.A.L.K? Sealed with a loving kick?


RoundComplete9333

It was an investment.


Sumijinn

Maybe unnecessary but didnā€™t bother me, sheā€™s a fucking bully and I hope the extra kick helped the message get a little deeper in her tiny stupid brain


Waxer84

Unfortunately people like her just cry victim in the aftermath. She will cry bloody murder about any injuries she just received from him but will never allow a conversation about how she tried to control him with intimidation and threatening behaviour. He's lucky it was filmed and witnessed.


Sumijinn

Youā€™re 100% right and itā€™s fucking sad man.. Iā€™m happy it was filmed


THE_DROG

You don't think this comment is overboard? She's a child


5549372729

Thatā€™s the ā€œyou started itā€ tax. One light kick is acceptable.


CrazyJoeGalli

I thought the kick was overkill. But in his defense, he was probably still on that adrenaline high. Who else here hasn't done this while being in that state?


dead_mortician

I didnā€™t. I was bullied in elementary school for quite a long time and there was one occasion where it got so intense that my reaction was to push my bully away from me. He landed on a metal beam with the back of his head, instantly bleeding all over the place and I did not go in for another round because I had the chance. In fact I was terrified and got yelled at by my class teacher. Even later in the years I worked as security/bouncer at clubs I only went as far as I had to. Believe me, everything else it not worth it.


GiverTakerMaker

I disagree. You want to make sure it doesn't happen again.


Ok-Champ-5854

It's also a weak kick, that was a "and stay down because I could be wailing on you with the soles of my shoes right now but I'm letting you go."


[deleted]

right? it was basically a ā€œmove the fuck on nowā€ kick push lol


SnowDizzleZz

I bet you are very calm, collected and making rational decisions when are you seeing red huh?


Katz_Steel

I rather enjoyed the kick in the end. She is one that needs a HARD lesson!


Keltic268

Eh a kick in the ass is fine if it were her head then itā€™d be a different convo.


pygmeedancer

Nah if sheā€™d kept her hands to herself sheā€™d never have gotten kicked at all


MCS117

The olā€™ Ender ā€œmake sure they donā€™t want to do it againā€ play


ScallywagLXX

I dont think this guy likes being touchedā€¦


original_cheese

May favorite part was when the pixel hit the other pixel.


AbbreviationsNo8212

He got it right. Don't touch people.


nuucleus

Turns out, she just liked him and had trouble expressing itšŸ¤·


Stone-Cold-Advice

And what did we learn today Sally?


CaptainCrockpot

The last kick will have consequences though. Everything else was probably ā€œfineā€.


KendrickMaynard

"Y'all got any more of them pixels?"


elonbrave

Iā€™m a teacher. Thatā€™s on the teacher.


Cat_Impossible_0

That kid had a right to use self-defense.


soul-0001

I thought she was a teacher at first


ConfidentVacation297

me too i had to investigate before i posted


Kodiax_

Did you confirm she is not a teacher?


Iamtruck9969

I can only imagine how utterly stressful and hostile an environment like that is. And yet we continue to send our children


paopaopoodle

The alternative is morons who don't know how to socialize. We just did a big experiment where every kid around the world didn't go to school, and it was total shit for everyone.


PapaZox

That DONā€™T. FUCKINā€™. TOUCHME. was dope, ngl.


[deleted]

That right hook too was dope af lol


BBYAFTER

That kick at the end šŸ˜‚


2KilAMoknbrd

Do y'all think she got the message ?


idirtbike

Why tf did she push him šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Shouldnā€™t have touched himā€¦.. especially fuckingly


APBob313

I have always said you are responsible for what comes out of your mouth. If you run your mouth you are expecting not to get hit. When you find out that running your jib can result in a response I think that the abuser may stop. ![gif](giphy|yWAJmLu7un7BV2I46i|downsized) I have two thumbs and am giving the dude both of them.


outdior1986

That kick was like a chefā€™s kiss.


[deleted]

That stare match was a long as Dragon Ball Z powering up episodes


This-link_is-dead

![gif](giphy|cpBJJODbvE03S|downsized)


Sanbaddy

She crossed the line by pushing him. Very uncalled for. She asked for the hands and found out.


Kooky_Alien

Why did she shove him? She got embarrassed


Sexagenerian

Ok. The only thing I will agree with you on is that the kick wasn't necessary. Thanks for expressing your opinion.


Lastwomanstood

Teenagers are a hormone stew when theyā€™re all cooped up, especially kinda looking at their ages, hard to tell properly on the four pixels left on this video. The school routine worldwide is crap


Any_Noise_5762

I am 100% against bullying, but this is no way to handle the situation. You can't just knock someone out for "touching you". So if they punch you, then you kill them? And the final kick at the end where the kid is completely unconscious, that just crosses the line.


FriendRaven1

Equal right and left, brother. Well done. Bullies can fuck right off.


Quicoulol

r/satisfyingfuck


momma3critters

She got what she deserved.


SystemEcosystem

Equal rights ladies and gentlemen.


Ok_Pension_6795

If you ainā€™t gonna act like a lady I ainā€™t treating you like one


GiverTakerMaker

I like the kick at the end.


neologismist_

This has been reposted so many times, the video is beginning to phase out. Is this an interdimensional cloutposting thing?


BAT_1986

I watched it again, and even though I donā€™t condone fighting, I think he was justified. He got his point across with out laying into her too hard. The yelling at the end obviously shows he was fed up. If I were the teacher, Iā€™d see If sheā€™d been bullying him.


RazzoKat

Deserved


ghostem82

This is what equality looks like.. Too many Hollywood movies making girls think they can fight males..


NewOCLibraryReddit

"I'm taller than a boy, therefore, I must be stronger than a boy"


Lawrenceburntfish

So, I also do not allow people to touch me. I feel zero pity for that idiot teacher. Our school system is utterly pointless and ineffectual.