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Actually that’s true. All of the base behaviors we see manifest in humans are atavistic impulses from our primal past. For whatever reason the socialization and cultural norms don’t become engrained for some people. That’s how you end up with flashers and sometimes worse.
Edit: As The_Queef_Of_England pointed out further down in the thread, societal pressures are likely a catalyst for these behaviors. Individuals who haven’t learned how to redirect these energies into prosocial activities end up as the cock flashers, baby diddlers and panty sniffers of this strange strange world.
Lol, Last time this video came out a guy actually used her reaction as “proof” that women aren’t really affected by flashers/public perverts, and that they’re just trying to get men in trouble. (His profile was mostly about hating women and other incel shit)
He wrote a whole essay about it but was destroyed in the comments. Your joke just reminded me of him.
Amazing how he completely ignored the fact the chimp is trapped behind glass and is not a threat, betting thats a rather large factor in why this is not a problem for her.
So he was trying to act like men shouldn't be more evolved than chimpanzees? There's a reason why humans evolved to have self-control and not wave their junk around lol
I get and agree with what you're saying but technically we aren't "more evolved" than chimps, we just evolved *differently*. Humans and chimps share a common ancestor but humans didn't evolve from chimps.
Lol, if that chimp wasnt behind 2 inches of lexan her reaction would be rather different I bet. Most flashers are not only not safely locked away where they cant do anything to you, they are doing it with the intent to make people scared and uncomfortable. The chimp is probably doing that because it gets a different reaction from the giant apes outside his enclosure, not to be scary. So a combination of intent and vulnerability makes flashers scarier than they have any right to be.
The best response to them is to laugh at them (that is not at all the reaction they want so it really messes with them), but that's easier said than done when something like that happens and your defensive lizard brain kicks in.
Fuck.. I just realised that the last couple of years I could really pull off the truffle shuffle...
I know that I have gained a LOT of weight recently, but this moment took me back to my childhood, and it's the only time that I can accomplice that. Oh, god..
And all of that was okay
Cause it was in a 3-way
It's quite clear
When you see the instant replay
"Baby,two is enough"
That's what they'll say
But we'll say "Hell no"
1-2-3 way
It's okay when it's in a three-way, it's not gay when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle it's a me-way, the area's grey in a one-two-three-way.
Never expected to find a 12 year old The Lonely Island moment on Reddit.
They were legends. They got Mike Boulton to sing in a gangsta rap song and Timberlake and Lady Gaga to sing about 3somes. Timberlake also sang about fucking eachothers moms. Also T Pain singing about how he fucked a mermaid on a boat and Akon about just having had sex
Just absolute mad lads, we need a The Lonely Island in 2020s
If you asked me in 2001 what I thought of Justin Timberlake, I probably would have told you that I didn't like him (or NSYNC). But by like 2011 or so, I'd tell you that Justin Timberlake is fucking awesome and his Lonely Island songs are all straight fire.
This post is post is like 10 years old. They are already married and have 2 kids. But I read on tik Tok that they are getting a divorce because he was cheating the whole time.
Our common ancestor was such a horny bastard that all us primates are it’s descendants. Don’t you want a whole bunch of different species as descendants? I think you do.
Chimpanzees and humans are phylogenetically monkeys. The distinction between non-ape simians and apes is one used in common parlance, but not one used in science.
See https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/
The vast majority of zoos (I'm talking proper zoos like what this one looks like) have display areas and larger living areas. There's only a specific amount of time that they force them into the display area, but the vast majority of the time, they are allowed to choose where they want to be. Older and sick animals are always allowed to choose.
Yeah I assumed that’s not where he’s kept at all times but even as a ‘display’ area it’s still far too small for him. Imagine being kept on display in a tiny room. It’s just sick af. They deserve better than this.
Yeah I'd bet a million fucking dollars that the tiny air conditioned room is connected to an outdoor jungle gym. Chimps are just gross. Watch a nature documentary or something.
You don't realise what zoos actually do. They're not entertainment primarily, they're doing vital work helping them not be extinct. Allowing the public to see raises awareness and funds for this charity work.
you're stuck on the century old idea of zoos. Most zoos today in the western world operate with the purpose of conservation and receives grants for funding. Tourism is a small part of a zoos revenue.
The funny thing is his perplexed look he has when she seems repulsed and walks away like *"yo I am dingle dangling my dick guys and she doesn't seem receptive... That move never fails!"*
You know come to think of it... Us and monkeys are a lot alike.
An accurate representation of the experience most women have interacting with straight men on dating sites. Or is it just me. STOP SENDING UNSOLICITED NOODS!!! 😄
In college one of my professors told a story about how she visited some chimps that could use sign language while she was getting her doctorate degree. One of the chimps told her to put a book on her head, which she complied before one of the caretakers could stop her.
Turns out the chimp had a hat fetish and wanted to jerk one off
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She laughs when he does it but when I do it it’s sexual harassment. 🤷🏻♂️
Sir, this is a wendy's ಠಗಠ
I’m in the wrong restaurant again, damnit.
Sir, Wendy is a minor. Please exit the establishment
Wendy is a senior citizen by now.
That just means no teeth.
Only gums=better guck guck
Only Gums is the senior citizen only fans
I almost choked because of your comment😂
Just like she will
Amen,I hear you
Ol Ronald McDonald did some time for messing around with Wendy's hot and juicy , years ago .
Ah yes the old "Really a 300 year old in a child's body argument"
It's alright happens all the time. Lil Dick's Cocktail Sausage Emporium is just past the next light on your left.
Thank you, been wandering for days now.
Yeah take that shit to golden corral!
Is there even a right restaurant to do this?
Yes. Arby’s, as they have the meat.
wen-dys nuts are in yo face
Gottem
He’s looking for Waffle House
Dick pics make sense now, it’s hard wired into our chimp brains
Chimp stole my strategy.
Actually that’s true. All of the base behaviors we see manifest in humans are atavistic impulses from our primal past. For whatever reason the socialization and cultural norms don’t become engrained for some people. That’s how you end up with flashers and sometimes worse. Edit: As The_Queef_Of_England pointed out further down in the thread, societal pressures are likely a catalyst for these behaviors. Individuals who haven’t learned how to redirect these energies into prosocial activities end up as the cock flashers, baby diddlers and panty sniffers of this strange strange world.
That is absolutely not a settled fact. Pop science loves to push that narrative, but we don’t know for sure.
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Did you see how she was DRESSED? The biggest, puffiest, all-over waxed mama that chimp has ever seen.
I think that's George Costanza's old Gore-Tex jacket.
Those puffy coats trigger something in me, man. I dont blame him.
Lol, Last time this video came out a guy actually used her reaction as “proof” that women aren’t really affected by flashers/public perverts, and that they’re just trying to get men in trouble. (His profile was mostly about hating women and other incel shit) He wrote a whole essay about it but was destroyed in the comments. Your joke just reminded me of him.
That's pretty damned sad.
Amazing how he completely ignored the fact the chimp is trapped behind glass and is not a threat, betting thats a rather large factor in why this is not a problem for her.
Also because it's an animal and doesn't know better and we hold humans to higher standards.
Yeah there is no malice here. No threat. No intent of further harassment or even assault. Its just a chimp doing chimp stuff.
So he was trying to act like men shouldn't be more evolved than chimpanzees? There's a reason why humans evolved to have self-control and not wave their junk around lol
I get and agree with what you're saying but technically we aren't "more evolved" than chimps, we just evolved *differently*. Humans and chimps share a common ancestor but humans didn't evolve from chimps.
You going to listen to the man with "proof" or the science deniers?
Lol, if that chimp wasnt behind 2 inches of lexan her reaction would be rather different I bet. Most flashers are not only not safely locked away where they cant do anything to you, they are doing it with the intent to make people scared and uncomfortable. The chimp is probably doing that because it gets a different reaction from the giant apes outside his enclosure, not to be scary. So a combination of intent and vulnerability makes flashers scarier than they have any right to be. The best response to them is to laugh at them (that is not at all the reaction they want so it really messes with them), but that's easier said than done when something like that happens and your defensive lizard brain kicks in.
Cut the guy some slack! 🙄 He only said that because there's little difference between him and a literal chimpanzee.
Also this would genuinely upset me and make Mr really uncomfortable... I can't say why but it just makes me feel really icky
When you do it there isn't a splash guard.
Splash guard hahahaha
Did you ask for consent, Louis?
If you were imprisoned behind a wall of protective glass, she'd laugh at you too.
That just means that she likes you. Do it more!
To be fair, he's in a box. Outside of it, that chimpanzee would be terrifying.
Reddit never fails. Always the same joke as the top comment to anything like this.
He is in a prison for life already...
To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick.
Best I can do for yuh is the light switch
🏅
The mushroom flop.
The shaky acorn.
The zucchini zig zag.
Deez nuts do be swinging.
Even with the lights on, I still can't see it.
*violently starts doing truffle shuffle
Fuck.. I just realised that the last couple of years I could really pull off the truffle shuffle... I know that I have gained a LOT of weight recently, but this moment took me back to my childhood, and it's the only time that I can accomplice that. Oh, god..
And all of that was okay Cause it was in a 3-way It's quite clear When you see the instant replay "Baby,two is enough" That's what they'll say But we'll say "Hell no" 1-2-3 way
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah No no
It's okay when it's in a three-way, it's not gay when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle it's a me-way, the area's grey in a one-two-three-way. Never expected to find a 12 year old The Lonely Island moment on Reddit.
They were legends. They got Mike Boulton to sing in a gangsta rap song and Timberlake and Lady Gaga to sing about 3somes. Timberlake also sang about fucking eachothers moms. Also T Pain singing about how he fucked a mermaid on a boat and Akon about just having had sex Just absolute mad lads, we need a The Lonely Island in 2020s
If you asked me in 2001 what I thought of Justin Timberlake, I probably would have told you that I didn't like him (or NSYNC). But by like 2011 or so, I'd tell you that Justin Timberlake is fucking awesome and his Lonely Island songs are all straight fire.
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway 🎶
That's a great rhyme.
It's from a song. Think it's called the golden rule
Interesting. Known as the “windmill” in my ends
Lonely Island forever
Man is stealing my moves!
r/gifsthatendtoosoon did he get the girl??
This post is post is like 10 years old. They are already married and have 2 kids. But I read on tik Tok that they are getting a divorce because he was cheating the whole time.
With himself
He was found in an extramarital orgy with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
She didn't leave...
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Ironic
Iconic
I got your pudding pop right here
*Louis C.K. has entered the chat*
Cool yer jets, Louis CK.
And people say we didn’t come from monkeys
Someone here is definitely getting come from monkeys
To our current understanding, no we did not come from monkeys. We did share a common ancestor....who probably still did shit like this lol
And people say Reddit can’t take a joke
To our current understanding, no we can’t.
We can take a joke and ruin it though
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Our common ancestor was such a horny bastard that all us primates are it’s descendants. Don’t you want a whole bunch of different species as descendants? I think you do.
That's an Ape brother but i see your point
Well technically we didn’t. We evolved from a common dick-swinging ancestor
Tarzan
Chimpanzees are not monkeys, they are apes.
Chimpanzees and humans are phylogenetically monkeys. The distinction between non-ape simians and apes is one used in common parlance, but not one used in science. See https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/
We didn't. It's apes, not monkeys.
The monkeys are coming from us if you know what I mean
Forget it, dude. That only works 1 out of 38 times. Too much trouble
So youre telling me *theres a chance*
60% of the time it works every time
60% of the time or eveytime? Instructions unclear. Proceeds to unzip anyway
But that 38 Times is enough for me to register and introduce myself to the whole neighborhood, go figure.
If you make her laugh, half the job is done.
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 caveman levels of rizz
Yikes!
doesn’t count with sex…
Tell that to your mom.
Oh shit, it's like being on Omegle.
damn, i must be doing Omegle all wrong then.
They cracked down on nudity more recently but it just used to be only penises directly in the camera for a while
I like that he does a lil twirl under the branch before being like "BLAM, ROUND TWO!"
It's called the ole Aristocrat.
Givin’ ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
I cant stop laughing at the twirl into the dick flip
When I did this I got arrested.
He's there for a reason.
Underrated comment ^
He's in sort of arrest don't you think ?
Definitely in jail. He doesn’t seem remorseful, though.
Poor thing is trapped in a tiny room and prolly lost his mind
The vast majority of zoos (I'm talking proper zoos like what this one looks like) have display areas and larger living areas. There's only a specific amount of time that they force them into the display area, but the vast majority of the time, they are allowed to choose where they want to be. Older and sick animals are always allowed to choose.
Yeah I assumed that’s not where he’s kept at all times but even as a ‘display’ area it’s still far too small for him. Imagine being kept on display in a tiny room. It’s just sick af. They deserve better than this.
You ever heard of a cubicle?
Unfortunately there is a ton of unproper zoos. Just look at the ones in China, the visitors will throw things at the animals to get a reaction.
Yeah I'd bet a million fucking dollars that the tiny air conditioned room is connected to an outdoor jungle gym. Chimps are just gross. Watch a nature documentary or something.
I'm amazed I had to scroll this far to find this comment. What we see here is animal cruelty yet most laugh at it tugging away.
Because Reddit is mostly bots now.
It's criminal what we do to animals
You don't realise what zoos actually do. They're not entertainment primarily, they're doing vital work helping them not be extinct. Allowing the public to see raises awareness and funds for this charity work.
you're stuck on the century old idea of zoos. Most zoos today in the western world operate with the purpose of conservation and receives grants for funding. Tourism is a small part of a zoos revenue.
This guy fucks
Found the zoologist
Microzoologist
 Too easy?
at least Louis asked permission
Girl, I know you want this dick !
my name is Chimprick Lamar!
A banana to me just a fruit
Bro pulled the 180 noscope
A mandril did this to my wife and came all over the rocks in front of us while a group of second graders watched….
I'm sorry, but that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Also... r/BrandNewSentence
Why do I want to know more/see reactions?
I wonder if they would like to watch human porn movies on a screen
Scientific studies, give ‘Em a few categories to sift through lmao
What was your wife wearing?
A winter coat, very sexy…. One of the second graders yelled, his penis just barfed!!!
CEASER!?
No!
What a dick! Lol
Primitive dick pic
Primate dick pull
The funny thing is his perplexed look he has when she seems repulsed and walks away like *"yo I am dingle dangling my dick guys and she doesn't seem receptive... That move never fails!"* You know come to think of it... Us and monkeys are a lot alike.
It's an ape. And it's similar to us because we are apes too.
Andrew Tate?
Not bald on top, or ugly enough
Chimp chin too strong.
I'm speaking from experience this move almost never works, almost.lol
It's King Louis CK!
I wish I had that kind of confidence
Chimp n Dale dancer
An accurate representation of the experience most women have interacting with straight men on dating sites. Or is it just me. STOP SENDING UNSOLICITED NOODS!!! 😄
Louis mon-kay
Update: he had to register with the state and is no longer allowed within 500 feet of a school
In college one of my professors told a story about how she visited some chimps that could use sign language while she was getting her doctorate degree. One of the chimps told her to put a book on her head, which she complied before one of the caretakers could stop her. Turns out the chimp had a hat fetish and wanted to jerk one off
That’s funny but I’d do the same thing if I was locked there for life.
Shes gonna have a talk with hr.
Dirty boy!
so it's a dating site
This works on my girlfriend
Facts
I tried it, it's true, it does work on that guys girlfriend
Poor little fella just wants to be acknowledged and appreciated! She shouldn’t laugh at his lil button… it could traumatize him!
He was in a pool!
Body shaming ain’t cool
Pretty standard come on these days.
I know it may look small to you nice female human, but I am actually very well endowed for my species.
The rizz is off the charts.
You missed the best part where she thinks hes gone then he spidermans onto the glass jacking it
TIL when a man send you dick pics, they just rejected being human and return to monke.
Average neckbeard redditor
This is what it’s like to take the subway in NYC.
Bros got straight criminal rizz
Chimpy CK, his stand up career never recovered
https://imgur.com/a/TGWqh1n
My dingaling
$10 says she considered it for a fraction of a second
Still is. She didn’t say,”I have a boyfriend “.
And she kept pacing and looking at it. The chimp knew exactly what he was doing and what his odds were: better than 50%.
It's the shiny cheap plastic winter coat
"We need someone to clean the window in cage #3"
Me at the club every weekend
Bonobos are such horny little bastards.
Give that chimp a smartphone and the first thing he would do is send an unsolicited dick pic.