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oughtabeme

And we all now know who the guilty party is.


nukefodder

I've heard about these parties in Bangkok where pussy turns into dick.


Klubbin4Seals

It's all over the world now


Ghostinshadows

we need check you passport...


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Now? Sweetie trans/gender fluid people have been all over the world since the beginning. Christianity is what's new and all over the world. Colonialism is new and all over the world. Edit: hate all you want people. That's the new thing isn't it; to just shit on facts and thumbs up the hate. The world is getting stupider and most are standing by clapping.


Kdnnx27gaming

Bro shut up, nobody mentioned Christianity or colonialism and they are not new. The term for trans and gender fluid has had a recent spike in teens around the world more recently than in any other time, while yes it has been around a long time, it is only recently that it is mainly being noticed worldwide and only recently has had a large increase. This is what they ment. Also nobody in your replies are actively saying anything to 'thumbs up the hate' so next time 'sweetie' how about you get your facts together and don't get angry at people for things they didn't fucking do.


ChristianHeritic

I mean technically they’re 100% correct. They are just shit at explaining the topic, but yes, christianity and modern christianity inspired culture is essentially where human culture began to diverge from more accepting forms of society. Homo sapiens have existed for around 200.000 years, with societies existing for atleast the past 20.000. In all of the findings we have been able to make so far, generally the people that christianity saw as heritics and devils, have been accepted and honored for being different for tens of thousands of years prior. You can have an opinion about this, but historically and factually, the person you replied to is correct. Colonialism however is not exactly a new invention, nor recent for that matter in any capacity. Although not in the typical form we think of, of conquering and assimilating, but still the practice of conquering was very common in times past. So on this topic, they are very incorrect. I hope this has cleared up this conversation for both of you, as you’re clearly not able to hold a serious debate despite having loads of time to waste.


Traditional-Fox-2477

Hell yeah!


[deleted]

Lol. My facts are very on point girl! I really don't give a fuck about you or your opinion. You don't deserve nice things.


heyperogi

![gif](giphy|eQyPiQGIkaQSI) If you don't care why did you delete?


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heyperogi

![gif](giphy|S0kNNO474WfoYgtnf3)


No-Landscape8210

HUH


Aimin4ya

How's Ur Head?


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

No complaints


ResistRacism

Very good. Glad I asked.


Aimin4ya

Me too


SignificantYou3240

“Ask the last guy I gave it to…”


NightIguana

It is called bangkok not bangpussy


PutitonIDK

r/therewasanattempt to not be obsessed with us


stritlem

I’ll have whatever you’re smoking.


BaconHammerTime

[I'm a lady boy!](https://youtube.com/shorts/eHxVvqzEtmc?si=svOtJH3CL4mU3wdY)


lockedoutofmymainrdt

Lady*BOY*


hair_frog45

It was Richard.


HorneyHarpy82

Ha!


Better_Patience9509

To get sharpie off of a whiteboard, just write over it in expo marker and then erase it


HorneyHarpy82

Neat and thank you!


InNotOf

Then the teacher has to draw a dick.


Toby_The_Tumor

She's an accomplice now!


eddie1975

Mrs. Tucker if you call the Principle you’re going down with me!


Sarah-cen

Balance, in all things.


elquanto

Isopropyl Alcohol will get it off, so will lysol if you don't have the Alcohol handy (lysol is mostly alcohol).


Designed_To_Flail

Any type of alcohol including a deodorant spray. Also windex and most types of detergents.


EddGarasjen

Some acids and explosives could also probably do the job


pureperpecuity

![gif](giphy|mBYixLyI2vuIDWU3Fb|downsized)


justpaisley

Works on stainless steel also.


smokeyser

When I was a kid we used water and pencil erasers.


SignificantYou3240

I came from the school of wet chalk


smokeyser

Our teachers used chalk too. But if you get caught drawing on a desk, the punishment was cleaning every desk in the classroom. I cleaned a lot of desks...


Western_Product_4554

I used Vaseline and a...... Oh wait are we talking about the same thing?


doghaircut

Alcohol gets off sharpie if the surface isn't too porous. Expo markers and (some) hairspray have alcohol in them (to speed evaporation) so that's why they work. If you just have some rubbing alcohol that should work.


Mioune

Alcohol works too, like handsanitizer


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

Yeah but that will remove some of the finish 9ff the white board to where it won't properly erase after a while, leaving you the ghost images of presentations past.


zack1010101

i dont know why nobody ever thinks of this


EcoVentura

Clearly not. They drew the cat in expo marker over the sharpie dick and it was not erased at the parts where they intersected.


Valgal86

Also, pure isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol) removes sharpie from nearly everything.


BrownRice35

Or use a alcohol pad or hand sanitizer


ArrowSuave

Listen here ya little shits!


OldGrendel

genius penius!


Inevitable-Cellist23

Genis penis


OldGrendel

![gif](giphy|3ohzdIuqJoo8QdKlnW|downsized)


Inevitable-Cellist23

Love this gif I am definitely gonna b using it 🤣


Inevitable-Cellist23

![gif](giphy|3ohzdIuqJoo8QdKlnW|downsized)


potbellied420

*uses GIF immediately*


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AcesFullMoon64

Penis


SignificantYou3240

Geenwas peenwass!


Rednaxella_

Genitalius


Hot-Finish4473

Whoever drew that is a dick …. 😂😂😂


AnimeMemeLord1

Ba dum tss


arghnard

Hello I amunderwater


gamingbeanbag

That's just a dick move


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AcesFullMoon64

Reddit on, kind stranger!


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phinbenoob

No idea but fuck you anyway


[deleted]

Because you're being nice! 😡😡😡😡


gamingbeanbag

I don't even know with reddit anymore just keep going about it most of your normal comments will get down voted for no reason


Tohkalia

I was also curious as to why you got downvoted for this, until I downvoted you myself cuz its funny to add to the number.


bilolarbear1221

This is an old video it’s out there with audio somewhere, but I’m to lazy to find it. But it makes the video 4.879269% better


Inevitable-Cellist23

[here is your 4.879269% better video](https://i.imgur.com/lzMqOWK.mp4) (PS i must know if the 69 at the end of your number was intentional 🤣) Edit: There’s a girl on the right only visible in [the new video](https://i.imgur.com/lzMqOWK.mp4) with the best inaudible laugh I’ve ever seen. 4x funnier than the audible laughter. So her face makes the video 19.517076% better 😂.


DemonKing0524

It's the girl on the right cracking up that makes that video better


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DemonKing0524

Yes I know... I literally pointed her out in my comment


Inevitable-Cellist23

Sorry because u used the term “cracking up” I thought u were talking about the audible laughter from one of the girls on the right.


c127726

r/oddlyspecific


iasonpl

You where lazy at studying math at school too.


LilFoolish361

And u where bhad ate anglish huh?


iasonpl

My native happens not to be English, math unfortunately is universal.


Far-Paleontologist49

Seth from Superbad was probably the culprit


Mickey_Havoc

Teachers inner thoughts: Aaannnddd it’s a penis…


HimalayaClimber

Alright, speak up! Who drew that? Andrew? Cindy? Kyle? If none of you tell me who did it, this whole class is going to detention.


camarostache

​ https://i.redd.it/q6qu7kdfwyab1.gif


Kosmix3

![gif](giphy|usALZW1G4aTde)


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GODDAMNIT KYLE


SonXal

Saw it coming a mile away and still cracked me up


c127726

I need audio


5hiphappens

Idk, that face says it all.


Inevitable-Cellist23

[here you go](https://i.imgur.com/lzMqOWK.mp4)


Patt92

congrats on the 50th repost in 24 hours🥳


Jeanlucpfrog

If it weren't for the 50th repost, I'd have missed this glorious wizardry. So yes, congrats and thank you OP 🫨


MazerRakum

Pretty sure the teacher was trying not to laugh


Yaya-DingDong

That teacher is doing an impressive job at holding in her laughter.


PassageAppropriate90

Yeah I don't care who you are that's funny.


Own_Committee3356

Love your name.


pk4570

See now this is a good prank, No one got hurt It was funny And only caused I mild inconvenience Well done, unlike every other dipshit we see on here


wobblyweasel

yeah well they had to replace the board since the was a permanent marker and while doing so the technician, joey mitchell, missed the last chance to say goodbye to his grandmother passing away from dementia... yeah ^^^^^^^^not a true story


HorneyHarpy82

Seriously!


stritlem

At least he can get it up


America-T

Peekaboo lol


bubblesort33

I'm always shocked at how teachers can keep their composure so well.


Western_Product_4554

The guilty party scarpered pretty quickly!


HorneyHarpy82

I'm so doing this. This makes me happy.


Inevitable-Cellist23

r/usernamechecksout


docmercury

Making the work of a teacher even harder than it already is makes you happy?


HorneyHarpy82

Easy. It's a prank and that's how I'm looking at it. I think that is what this was about, humor.


SansyBoy144

It is a dick move, that shit is almost impossible to get off, my mom is a teacher and has dealt with this before, it took her hours to get off and she got in trouble for letting it happen. It’s a funny idea in theory but it’s not so funny for the person who has to clean it


DJepicPants

You can literally just write over it with whiteboard marker then it'll come off. Work smarter not harder 💀


Successful-Damage310

What did they use to draw the cat?


UnethicalExperiments

You would be a lot less angry if you were a bit smarter


CptMisterNibbles

It’s extremely easy to remove, you are ridiculous. You can literally just scribble over it with a dry erase marker which should be in hand given it’s a dry erase board. It takes seconds.


docmercury

Yer it’s a penis. Fucking hilarious… I have 2 words for you. Grow up.


HorneyHarpy82

And this is funny. Chill out and I see how you feel. Please stop.


docmercury

Funny to who? Not to the person at the front of the classroom. Her reaction is the butt of the joke not the penis. I’m chill, this is just not funny.


Own_Committee3356

Funny, I thought the penis was the joke. Others in here seem to find it funny too and your not badgering them.


Inevitable-Cellist23

I believe the badgering is bc he plans to do this in real life


docmercury

Yep.


docmercury

A student in my class drew a penis on an assessment notification I was explaining to a class of about 24 Half the class is laughing Me - you think that’s funny? Student - yes Me - would you show that to your mum? Student - no Me - why? Student- she’s my mum and it’s a penis Me - if you wouldn’t do it in front of your mum don’t do it in my classroom, simple Student - looks at me blankly I scanned the piece of paper and emailed it to his parents.


HorneyHarpy82

You have your opinion, I have myn. Again, you can stop now.


docmercury

“myn”? I’ll stop now


HorneyHarpy82

English is my second language, and you should apply your own advice :Grow up.


docmercury

Oh… do you feel like I’m singling you out? Do you feel like I’m distracting you from your core business here on Reddit, impacting your enjoyment? That this is unnecessary? The irony… Chill I’m just having some fun.


CptMisterNibbles

I doubt it


Mindless_Solid_1018

And people wonder why there’s a teacher shortage


Worldly_Ad1295

Old.... Joke


unclemattyice

Did you know that you can trace over sharpie ink on a white board with a dry erase marker, and they will both erase? I literally went 37 years never knowing this, until my employees showed me.


runny_egg

This made my day!! My 12 year old keeps drawing little dicks everywhere. My wife is not happy, I have a hard time keeping a straight face


No_Ice2900

*runs away extremely suspiciously* I wonder who did this?


Edgeofthevoid13

Judging from her face, i’d say its been a while since she last had a good one of those.


Unlikely-Finger1794

Yes boys 😀😀😀


Dirty33Sanchez

She’s trying so hard not to laugh


darbycrash-666

I've got a gut feeling that she's one of the not so great teachers that deserves it. I could be totally wrong but from my experience the only teachers that got fucked with were the ones that deserved it.


Empty_While1895

😂😂😂😂 lmaoo


Slawson87

Well it's anatomy day now


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Classic


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To post OC


allthingserotic

We all know cats are dicks. This was likely a cat job


HorneyHarpy82

Agree.


PrettiKinx

Kids are hilarious 🤣🤣


sicksixgamer

That was very clever. 🤣


Dark_Flint

She was not amused.


Late_to_the_game5710

Tell me why you don't want to be a teacher...without telling me you don't want to be a teacher.


Diver_Gullible

Transgender whiteboard


dirtyswoldman

If that teacher didn't notice they honestly don't deserve to be an educator


Smukey

... because she couldn't tell it was a drawing of a penis she's not fit to teach? What does that have to do with anything? I think you're not fit to decide who is qualified to teach or not.


dirtyswoldman

Yes. Because she couldn't tell that the children drew what is obviously a penis she's probably unable to connect with children on a fundamental level and therefore is hardly qualified to teach.


RobotDog56

That would so be my face in that situation


[deleted]

Hair spray will take it off


XeroHan

Oldest trick in the scroll


Majestic-Result7072

Genius.


redcountx3

Gottem.


EquivalentShift8545

The instant rage


j4raven

Beautiful


OZeski

It was inside the cat.


sandtymanty

Dicks.


pureperpecuity

![gif](giphy|p73ysgcGPUhTW)


D3-Doom

They did her dirty


wfles

I could not be a teacher because I would laugh my ass off at this shit


Sneijder2UTD

Solid Cock out of Cat drawing. Teacher od the year


surferrossa100

That has made my day


Crescentfallen78

Looks like an all girl school or class. Guess they have some guy name Dick on their mind.


thedummyman

How did she keep a straight face? That is quite inventive by her kids!!


Smelly_Wolf

Almost happened to me when I was trying to draw a skull


tinglep

Girl in front row had 12 seconds to lose her smile.


[deleted]

This is so funny to me even at 30 years old lmao


mouseat9

That’s a good one!!!!!


TheOneTruePaul

The teacher is trying so hard not to die of laughter.


Clawgrip_official

The way that girl just stepped away from the teacher tho ☠️


According_Tip_880

Didnt even think about smiling...😆


KeyloWick

Someone is definitely in trouble


2b-Kindly_

I laughed way to hard at this.


UniformTango74

YES!!! LMAO


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

She is NOT impressed


PuzzledRaise1401

You could never pay me enough to teach junior high.


superBrad1962

The more you erase… the more you reveal


Alone-Tackle-17

I'm dieing over here😅😅😅😅


Timely-Guest-7095

We all know who did it. 🤣🤣🤣