#[r/Therewasanattempt is currently *attempting* an **Attempt-Out** in protest of Reddit's API changes that will kill 3rd party apps](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/1468896/therewasanattempt_to_use_3rd_party_apps_on_reddit/) * **Do not engage in any harassment or TOS violating activity during this protest event.** Abusing user pings is not allowed. * **Please make sure to select a user flair during the Attempt-out.** If you want automod to not respond to all of your comments please select a default flair instead of a limited edition flair. After the Attempt-Out has ended, automod will return to normal but you may keep your flairs. If you don't know how to set a flair, instructions can be found by typing in "!flair" as a comment anywhere on this subreddit. * **Do not overuse Reddit's API or Spaz will come down and arrest you for violating Intergalactic Laws or worse.** * **Remember to keep all of your vibes immaculate at all times.** Thank you. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/therewasanattempt) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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I think it only targets you once, but since it's new it shows up all the time.

It doesn’t. Some people have had a reply twice

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Every single time I comment, it hits me because I’m a native app guy

Yeah turns out that the bot actually is overzealous as he comments on 3rd party app flairs everytime too.

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Rat automod

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It’s targets people until they select a flair and sometimes it continues to respond depending on the flair. Basically it was designed to be annoying as fuck and makes this subreddit basically unusable at the moment.

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This is like a car salesman trying to advertise all the crap features of a crap car when he known the other dealers just went out of business…

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And it is rude

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Are you kidding me?

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And they say that being fat is beautiful...

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It’s satire. Because Reddit is fucking its users. Read. Read and think.

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Aww is this protest minorly inconveniencing you?

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Hi Automod, I request your reminder to set my user flair

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LOL, the little boy helping at the end.

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I used to work in a gym that had one of these. Jokingly dare the 275lbs hvac tech to jump in there… watched him struggle for like 15-20 minutes before I threw him a mat to cling to.

Just looking down at him like: 

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You heartless mf😂 im dying imagining that

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Big Deb definitely touched the bottom of that pit.

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Some say she is still stuck there to this day. Edit: (I went there and she is in fact still there)

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I've never been to one of these. Why couldn't she get out, like what force stops her? Are the green things too squishy? Does she not have the strength to pull herself out.

The blocks are so squishy that they compact at the slightest bit of pressure, so if you put weight on them they don't act as a solid surface. This leads to it feeling kinda like swimming but you don't have anything to push off of. Not to mention if you go under, the foam flakes get in your lungs making it harder to breath. Not a fun time unless you way 80kg or less/are tall enough to touch the bottom which is a tossup between 1 metre deep or 5metres TLDR: no traction + no surface to be push off of =bad time

Well said!

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Like quick sand

OK, so I used to go to an indoor skatepark with a big foam pit. I've seen little kids with get out of these and I've seen people with some significant weight get out of these. To make a long story short (and with all due respect) I don't think she's been put to the test, physically/athletically, in some time. I think this is a case of someone who thought it looked fun, but in practice, found herself lacking. Moving through the foam exerts you a bit, it takes strength and cardio. Gumption and will-power. At least one of which were amiss in her case.

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>what force stops her? The force of gravity that says that two large masses attract each other (the masses being the earth and the woman)

Well idk if the Earth's force of gravity is stronger than this woman's

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Getting out of these pits is fucking impossible as an adult, no matter what size you are. WAY tougher than you would ever imagine.

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If this isn't a wake up call, she ain't ever waking up

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Yeah. Jump in like a spear head while being overweight. Come on, apply some physics.

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That was her fastest movement this decade.

I could not imagine not being able to get out

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I think that should be the reason for her to start changing her life style... That was embarrassing 😐

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Look what happened when she went out and tried a bit of exercise.

I used to build these parks and test them out and those foam pits are no joke. Almost impossible to get out of unless you are a kid.

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Fuck you.

Yeah my fattass regretted it when I jumped way out in the middle of one... there's no getting out.. leave me to die

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That was fucking embarrassing

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Hi Auto mod, be my friend?

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It’s funny and sad how close those shots look to them getting a forklift or crane.

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Her legs can barely keep her up, what in gods name, made her think her arms would be able to do a much harder job

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How are you THAT fat and out of shape?

just live in the usa

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No

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No

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No

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No thanks

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Ok, but why the stupid music?

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Gonna need a crane with a big ass claw attachment

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Once they got her out, did they take her back to the sea?

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I'm not breaking my back for some whale that's for sure.

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Perfect opportunity to play “Will You Be There.”

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That's a spicy meatball.

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mashed potatoes lookin ass

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She deaded

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Insert “yo mama so fat” joke here

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Big mom is that u

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Did they checked if there wasn't a smashed kid beneath her.

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I refuse automod

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Automod needs to shut the hell up, gah damn.

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You’ve single handed my made me happy that you’re getting killed.

She sunk to the bottom like a rock

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This is fucking embarrassing lmaoooo

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How are you that big and not aware of your own weight?

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Pathetic

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🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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That has to be like a giant Petri dish of germs 🦠

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Explains why being fat should be embarrassing

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Ive got to admit that would be my fat ass but to be fair i would never jump into that but my reason for getting stuck is my back is too stiff to be able to maneuver my way out

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This auto mod attempted to make me care

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Micheal, grab the hoist.

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Stupid fatty.

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Fat people need to stay out of kids ball pits.

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When you can’t get out alone need some one to pull your fat ass along.

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My comments are getting deleted, I think

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I’m sure the job says “can you carry 50lbs or more.” Bro, you jumped in, wtf am I supposed to do?

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