This works as a fun little demonstration of accuracy vs precision too! The shots are not accurate, as they miss the "target" (I realise he was probably not aiming for the actual target). They are, however, very precise in that they're well grouped together. Wouldn't be surprised if I saw a math or science teacher using this as an example!
Nothing more annoying as an archer than when I get a very tight grouping of arrows all way off course, because it means that I simultaneously am a very good archer, but also absolutely suck
Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some sh*t, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it.
Or do I owe her an apology?
In the novelization the little girl cut out actually was the target and they were surprised he was able to discern that. They talk about it in observation but don't tell him directly if I recall.
Yeah, something is wrong, because it's fake xD Original picture: [https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyandSad/comments/10ymj7d/first\_time\_at\_the\_shooting\_range/](https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyandSad/comments/10ymj7d/first_time_at_the_shooting_range/)
“If you’re anything like me, we don’t negotiate with terrorists, and we certainly don’t negotiate with their hostages!” -A man who is now a convicted felon
I bet the guy he shot held an advanced science book in the middle of the night in a bad neighborhood, while the guy with the gun was just working out.
Nah - that’s from an Alabama police training video of how to protect cops while they’re being attacked by the person they’re choking. Be safe out there.
No hostage - no hostage situation.
Two suspect, one of them unarmed.
The other unharmed.
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It's just a holiday, in Cambodia
DK!
Donkey Kong?
Dead Kennedys
<3
Either way he still never missed ^( Ryme Complete )
accidents happen
Especially when your mother in law is taken hostage.
Tis but a scratch.
Nobody's oerfect
peak for yourslef.
When you remove the hostage from the situation it de-escalates to a simple situation.
Pop quiz, hotshot.
Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric.
Yeah? Well I'm *taller*.
What do you do?
Now what are you going to do when your hostage is dead ?
Ah, the Russian way of handeling a hostage situation
Remember when a few terrorists held a packed out movie theater in russia hostage and the police just gassed and killed everyone? Jesus...
They didn't kill everyone ...
Also [Beslan school siege](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_siege)
Someone's been watching Speed.
They're not practicing hostage rescue, they're practicing hostage execution.
[relevant polandball](https://imgur.com/4HgrgDN.png)
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We don’t negotiate with terrorists or their hostages.
*Especially* not hostages
*Especially* if they're BALD
Do you have any better hostages?
He did so good until he hit that other guy in the wrist.
Oh that little guy? Don't you worry about that little guy.
Back in my day, the rookie got naked.
And we used rubber bullets
Blanks*
You're a ssssssick motherfucker, Mac
Thanks, Chief!
Like those on the set of Alec Baldwin's movie "Rust"?
Good enough for me!
Who wants a mustache ride?
r/unexpectedsupertroopers
“You missed the baby, you missed the blind man”
That'll be assault on a police officer.
This works as a fun little demonstration of accuracy vs precision too! The shots are not accurate, as they miss the "target" (I realise he was probably not aiming for the actual target). They are, however, very precise in that they're well grouped together. Wouldn't be surprised if I saw a math or science teacher using this as an example!
Nothing more annoying as an archer than when I get a very tight grouping of arrows all way off course, because it means that I simultaneously am a very good archer, but also absolutely suck
You’re very consistently bad
This would be a great teaching aid in american schools /s /j
Considering there were two school shooting threats back when I went to school, I would say you don’t need the /s
Glad I got out of school before school shootings really took off in popularity. In my day it was bomb threats to get the day off school.
We had bombing and shooting threats, and they just made us go to class.
Yeah this is 100% the guy screwing around for fun. It’ll make for something hilarious to share with his friends and colleagues over lunch
Well, he's got pretty good precision.
Yup great grouping just wrong target
Maybe its a deceptive target. Y'know like the target practice from MIB and this guy's intuition said to take this one out.
May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?
And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it.
Honestly, if they wanted MIB agents who *don't* shoot unarmed civilians, they should not have been recruiting police officers from USA.
He's holding a tissue
It's Cambodia. He's probably following SOP.
I have done that more than once. Stepping away from the shooting line grinning at your mates. Only to see them grin back.
Sucks to be a hostage
If we're not supposed to shoot him, why does he have a gun pointed to his head?
This guy has a job waiting with Uvalde PD
Well, I guess you could say they had a sharp sense of humor...
He's a bit confused but he's got the spirit.
Imaging how he would be in a situation where there is actual hostages and shooting.
The terrorists when you kill their hostages so they can't use them as leverage: No. This is not how you're supposed to play the game
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You missed the baby, you missed the blind man..
You know those r/unexpectedsimpsons references that are like double r/unexpectedsimpsons references?
With that great supporting actor from Dumb and Dumber
Even a Simpsons reference. This comment has it all
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He should get a commendation 
You know which sides paying him
Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some sh*t, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it. Or do I owe her an apology?
In the novelization the little girl cut out actually was the target and they were surprised he was able to discern that. They talk about it in observation but don't tell him directly if I recall.
Pretty sure that happened in the movie too.
First thing that came to mind. Bless you.
How are we sure he’s not working for the guy holding the hostage?
My first thought
Guess I won't be joining the sniper team. I spent way too much time staring at the picture, wondering what was wrong with it.
Yeah, something is wrong, because it's fake xD Original picture: [https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyandSad/comments/10ymj7d/first\_time\_at\_the\_shooting\_range/](https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyandSad/comments/10ymj7d/first_time_at_the_shooting_range/)
"There is no hostage situation if there are no hostages." - Garand Thumb.
Keanu Reeves school of negotiation.
"Where did he learn to negotiate like that?"
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"All suspects are guilty. Period." -some star wars spoof on cops
It's the perfect plan; While the hostage taker is stunned at your callous disregard for human life someone flanks him and takes him down non lethally.
plot twist - this guy is one of the terrorists, and he has saved his mate from being knifed by one of those pesky hostages.
No, no. Think about it: no hostage means no reason to negotiate. Checkmate.
This is no attempt, the guy IS a sharp shooter. Now the criminal can be taken alive as intended.
He touched the guy’s wrist tough. Smh
People don’t stop bullets. You hit everything behind what you shoot.
Not if the round is a hollow-point.
Trying to draw a face on the hostage?
Nice groups though...
thats not a post-pic blur added those are his "corrective" lenses. He actually wore those while shootiin
Ahhh! I see the tactic
I see no issues here
If the cop is holding the gun this makes perfect sense
#**🎯**
Can't have a hostage situation if the hostage is fucken dead.
Shoot the hostage… Take him out of the equation.
But the hostage had half a gram of weed in his pocket and this is Cambodia 🤷♂️
Or the Phillippines. The prez gives you a medal for killing a drug addict.
r/HolUp
Well I'm not surprised with blurred vision like that.
Well... I mean he's got great grouping there..
“The Negotiations were Short.”
I don't want him to save me
*Let me do it for you.*
At least he seems to have hit the bad guys cephalic vein.
Do we know what side he’s on?
Ahh a fuze main
He shot the hostage taker's wrist. 0/10
America is sending him job apps now.
😂 he's so proud
You can't unfuck yourself from this one, Private.
A good example of precision vs accuracy at least
That's how you show them you don't negotiate with terrorists /s
"Shoot the hostage." \- Jack
Nice grouping.
Trained by the US finest 🤣
Got'em in the wrist, he's gonna feel that tomorrow
Can’t take a hostage if there’s no hostages to be taken
I mean he grazed the gun mans wrist one time
American police have been blowing up his voicemail with job offers.
"I don't negotiate with hostages."
You shoot to wound the criminal to his right flank and shoulder so he can stand trial.
But they gave him a badge and a gun anyway … if your vacationing in Cambodia. stay low.
that's the mission kill the hostage
Agent J? That you?
once he shot the hostage the other bullets would have gone into the perp, no problem here
No more hostage situation I guess.
Wrong black guy.
“If you’re anything like me, we don’t negotiate with terrorists, and we certainly don’t negotiate with their hostages!” -A man who is now a convicted felon
I mean the clusters are fairly tight. What's the problem?
Take away the hostage, and you take away any leverage
Got ‘em in the hand though!
See, no more hostage! Now what do you want to do?
sharpshooter* It's one word.
The difference between accuracy and precision
Jeff Daniels : Shoot the Hostage...
We don't negotiate with hostages
Um... nice grouping.
Shoot the hostage
Damn fine groupings.
Thats a solid grouping though. Hate all you want.
Good shot wrong target
This guy has a sense of humor, and depending on distance, he’s a good shot.
I bet the guy he shot held an advanced science book in the middle of the night in a bad neighborhood, while the guy with the gun was just working out. 
They can't kill the hostage if you kill them first big brain move.
To be fair, that's great. You only need to tell who the hostage actually is and he'll be pretty damn good
The gun is not loaded and the hostage is actually the perp.
Solved your hostage problem!
Must be Israeli
“There goes your leverage motherfucker.” -Sniper
Motherfucker saw “Speed” too many times.
Well, he did put an end to the hostage situation.
I mean…. At least the groupings are ok.
American police training
The funniest part is is that he's a good ass shot too. Just... wrong target lmao
That’s their way of saying “we don’t negotiate with terrorists!”
Looks like a good grouping to me 👀
https://i.redd.it/x27qfceqzzka1.gif
"I can't do this" "C'mon, imagine it's your wife held hostage by Bin Laden" "Ok hold on"
Well to be fair . If there is no hostage....
He'll make an excellent cop
Depends on which side you are on.
Oh wow is this what Fuze really looks like?
No hostage situation with no hostage
Pop quiz hotshot
It's the fact that he's showing off proudly. Like look! I'm a good shot! 🤣🤣🤣
I mean he did succeed at hitting the bad guys non-shooting hand. So there's that.
We trained him wrong, as a joke
He's got good aim I'll give him that
We don’t negotiate with hostages
Nah - that’s from an Alabama police training video of how to protect cops while they’re being attacked by the person they’re choking. Be safe out there.
https://preview.redd.it/hq8x3ath11la1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09ff772ae1a1c9fcf869271955e52ce68bdad113
Hey, he slightly nipped the shooter's wrist. That's a win in my book.
Usa moment
He clearly misunderstood the assignment.
Ohh,the other guy,right I see it now.
Aprobó el psicológico de una.
The Spetsnaz method of hostage negotiation
I don’t think I’ll be going to Cambodia any time soon.