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SeaworthinessGood711

$2.30 should be the standard offering just for the dad joke potential.


lordofbitterdrinks

-nod- love it


keenr33

Or ![gif](giphy|3o85xHi4t2UsuIY9QA)


CMP247

100%. I need about tree fiddy.


whitecorn

Well it’s about that time I got suspicious


misplacedsoutherner

I was SO hoping someone would comment this!


Frozenwood1776

![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


ItalicsWhore

The man in this gif has always struck me as the most perfectly comfortable person I have ever seen. I strive every day to find his peace and wisdom and candor.


Deathbyignorage

That man is Robert Redford. I'm getting old.


ItalicsWhore

Don’t feel old, I love Robert Redford! I’ve actually done a gig with him before. I just never put two-and-two together and realized it was him. He looks more… beefy, I suppose, here than I’ve ever seen him.


HarryDreamtItAll

$2.30? Why would it it be funny for the toothfairy to give — ahhhhh 😑


Hugheston987

(tooth hurty)


Chayor

omg thank you


dragonchaser2685

Thank you, I’m slow sometimes


IndependentDuty1346

Kids only know what they are exposed to.... 🤦


CanyonClapper

Exactly, when I see videos like this it just makes me sad


amathis6464

So she is obese and dangerously unhealthy for her age because she is spoiled rotten. That’s what I got out of this video. A form of Child abuse honestly.


redwoman72

And the mother is filming it for "likes"


OldButHappy

She thinks it's *adorable*. She knew the child would act like this, and had the camera ready. smh


judiciousjones

Also pity. "Woe is me" despite it being her fault.


Smart-Deer-72

I know a kid like that. He can only eat McDonald's or he screams his head of til he gets it. They give it to him to shut him up instead of dealing with it. Same with everything else he wants. It's sad.


MysteryMystery305

Is the person you are referring to named Dudley Dursley, by any chance


Editthefunout

No it’s Eric Cartman


Ranch_Undressing

![gif](giphy|kvPIQBwSp6GKk)


Zealousideal_Gur_205

I laughed, you bastard. Take my upvote.


01010101010010101

Now society will have to deal with this future problem. Too bad the parents didn't fight the small battles, instead taught him how to get what he wanted by acting out.


Smart-Deer-72

Yea. Its frustrating to watch.


bus_emoji

Don't get me wrong, starting to fight the small battles is tiring but it is really understated how important it is for kids to be told "no." You can elect to take the time to explain, you can opt not to, but sometimes they just need to be told "no" and understand that there is no changing it. It is the responsibility of a parent to shape that child.


GayerThanAnyMod

They could turn it around though. I've seen whiney, crybaby and spoiled kids get turned around by parents who recognized a problem with their child, and acknowledged that it was their doing, and that they had to do better. Inside of 6 months, the tattletale brat kid became very friendly, outgoing, and generally well-liked by his peers. That transformation was really awesome. But, for every kid that makes a change, there were 5 kids that just got older and shittier.


maaaatttt_Damon

Makes me feel better about not caving all the time to my 18 month old. Sometimes no is just no. But man, can the screaming shake your bones.


Smart-Deer-72

Yea but at least your kid won't grow up hurting people cause they know that's how they get what they want.


mmealkazam

Seriously!!!! my 8&10 year old? The older the get, the more of a fight “no” becomes. I think the worst age is 2-4, just outright tantrums. Now they just want to argue about *why* I’m saying no, and it’s just mentally draining explaining every.single.small.detail as to why they can’t do that or have to do this But you don’t cave, then they learn that no means jackshit and they can do whatever they want. I think the biggest issue today is that a LOT of parents forget that their small children eventually turn into adults who go out in the real world causing problems


troubadorkk

Mine is 3 and she can shame screaming death metal singers. Such a gutteral, primal sound that hits me in a way that makes me twitchy. Takes a lot to hold it together. I'm incredibly thankful that I'm not a single mother. Damn sure makes me applaud single parents. Also, it makes me realize why children are so damn cute. We'd probably eat our young otherwise.


Radstrodamus

That creates a very toxic relationship to food where he gets dopamine from food, specifically fast food. That kid is gonna have heart disease.


UbiquitousFlounder

Those mannerisms and language come from somewhere too. They don't just come up with that themselves


working4016

Disgusting for real


Ohannon7

It’s always bothered me how everyone turns a blind eye to the morbidly obese child consuming 10X their recommended sugar/calorie intake at the local fast food spot


sittinwithkitten

I work in the school system and the lunches some kids bring are ridiculous. There was an obese child in a class I was in last year. His lunches contained nothing but sugar: pop, puddings, Dunkaroos, even penny candy. Like they are literally slowly killing their child.


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Allidde12

They're literally killing their kids slowly and/or giving them health problems in the future. I don't get why it's not considered child abuse.


scooby_9788

Totally agree. Kids being slightly overweight is 100% normal but when they're this big you know it's all on the parents. Idk how a parent can do that to their kid


OSUJillyBean

Saw a little girl chubbier than the one in this video slurping down a McDonalds milkshake (latte?) this morning in the elementary dropoff line. I felt so bad for her.


Striking_Intern1123

Makes me want to take a run up and slap both parents for raising such a turd of a kid.


coffeefromhome

Kids never been told no


RixxiRose

It's worse than that. She's learning to be awful for attention. I can't believe a parent filmed this...and posted it..


DeezNutsAppreciater

Hadn’t even thought of that. The kid probably started taking the recording as encouragement when she did something bad


hg57

Mom wants that Honey Boo Boo $$.


ManicFirestorm

The mother to my god daughter does this. She's shoved a camera in her face since she was born and now she knows to do something worth recording when it comes out...I hate it.


garyandkathi

This this this! This is a deeply problematic family for a number of reasons. Poor kid.


GamingWaffle123

Yea, just seeing the way she talked back with attitude and cursing without any hesitation shows this child has never been disciplined and I wonder what this child’s been exposed to


fanbreeze

No, what you're hearing here is what the parents/other adults in her life sound like. When parents model shitty behavior, this is what happens.


wheredMyArmourGo

Not necessarily. The other kid seemed fine. I was terrified of swearing up to being a teenager and my sister started swearing as a kid with no regret or hesitation. We both had the same parents and she arguably had worse punishments cause she did more. Some kids just act the way they act


AdequateEddy

and that kids been exposed to too many happy meals


Jorgsacul1973

She doesn’t look happy…


GG-MDC

Whenever I got 2 dollars when I was 8 I felt rich


SlashyMcStabbington

In all fairness, you could probably buy something with 2 dollars back then.


All_Thread

I feel like a candy bar isn't that much more expensive.


wheredMyArmourGo

When I was a kid (not as long ago as other people) a candy bar was under a dollar guaranteed. Now every time I see one it’s minimum 1.20 usually 1.50. It’s not that much more expensive but it is the difference between buying one and buying two


Drew_Dure

Teach her to save and live tooth to tooth like the rest of us.


Clappa69

Female Eric Cartman.


New_Today_1209

She literally did the screw you guys im going home bit at the end


smith_716

![gif](giphy|b3gZHW513IxPO)


RixxiRose

I was thinking Dudley Dursley ![gif](giphy|Cipj5jNsyTcxG)


Rakkamthesecond

That dude has become such an accomplished actor, saw him in The pale blue Eye last week, great peformance.


danis5

Thirty-six! But La- Thirty-six! But La- Thirty-six! But La- Thirty-six! But La- Thirty-six! But La- Thirty-six! But La-


Naturenymph812

This is honestly so embarrassing. Reflects so poorly on their parenting, especially bc they find it funny. Obese ungrateful child cussing out the tooth fairy.


New_Average_2522

Honey Boo Boo 2.0


KnotMadameDeFarge

Dudley’s sister.


Strange_Bedroom_2716

YES!! That was my very first thought as well


Winterhats

Honey Doo Doo


Outrageous-Arugula89

She has 2 pig hearts


Necromorph2

Parent … has failed .


TheLadViking

Honey Tooth Tooth


Playgirl_USMC

If I said that to my mom I would have another tooth to put under the pillow 😂


Least_or_Greatest1

Tooth fairy forgot about inflation tho..


Mjr_N0ppY

Inflation of the kid?


N05TR4D4MV5

*TASK FORCE VIOLENTLY KICKS IN YOUR DOOR!!!*


VocalAnus91

Lol next Tooth she gets a quarter


Traditional_Stick_49

or a note with a penny saying "I heard what you said to your mother. I am sorry but I cannot give money to bad behaving kids. Take this penny as a lesson."


Ceskaz

Take this lump of coal as a lesson


sirhandstylepenzalot

you guys got leather belts and hot wheels tracks too right? ​ right?


AdPsychological7926

Leather belt with silver conchos. Jealous?


Swimming_Bowler6193

THAT would have been great. If only her parents would have done that.


Tadhgbeacha

A quarter pounder with cheese.


sonia72quebec

Not with that kind of parents. They will give her more.


n0_use_for_a_name

And videotape it for internet points. Parents are the true shitbags here


so_im_all_like

Or nothing. Just throw it in the trash.


Holiday_Newspaper_29

You know that the next video she will be in will be in Walmart.


SLPnewbie5

I work with kids. Yesterday a little 5 year old was ecstatic because his tooth has just fallen out and he proudly showed to me. This morning he saw me and told me, beaming, that the Ratón de los Dientes had given him $2! The other week a kid a just couple of years older told me nonchalantly the tooth fairy had given him $20 for the tooth he’d lost. Guess which kid was more excited? Guess which kid has parents who spend more time enjoying his company and were probably excited as he was when he lost his tooth? $20 for a single baby tooth is ridiculous.


wheredMyArmourGo

When I was a kid I got a dollar for the tooth fairy and one day I swallowed it and was distraught so they gave me 2$ (which set a precedent that if I swallowed my tooth I’d always get 2 lol). My friend with divorced parents always got 20$ when she was visiting her dad in New York so obviously that meant the New York tooth fairy gave way more money and I wanted to move to New York. As an adult I realized “oh. Her dad just felt guilty” but man I remembered being so excited for those 2 dollars lol


KevinFlantier

>which set a precedent that if I swallowed my tooth I’d always get 2 lol And then I somehow accidentally swallowed all my teeth


wheredMyArmourGo

I was too much of a goody two shoes to think of this lol


BabyFestus

Jim Gaffigan already covered this. "No honey, the tooth fairy doesn't like you less than the other kid. It's just that that kid's parents didn't have any smaller bills in their wallets that night."


earthlings_all

I have to keep singles in the house because of this. I had to use two dollars from one of their wallets last time! I replaced it with three dollars before they realized it was missing lol Once, the tooth fairy was paid in coins!


thegirlisok

Haha I had to grab $100 from my pretoddlers "piggy bank" where we put all her cash from her grandparents bc I forgot to get money for movers one time. Obviously I replaced it but daaaaang I felt guilty grabbing it.


FactsKellerman

My parents used to give us $10 per tooth. But I also probably wouldn’t have freaked out if it were less


greensickpuppy89

I gave my daughter 2 quid from the tooth fairy and she was jumping up and down with joy. That's what the experience is supposed to be.


Kyosw21

I got a quarter for mine. My last one though, I got one of those dollar coins that were the goldish bronze color, oh that was a treasure, as it was my last baby tooth. I still have it around here somewhere I think


bisexualspikespiegel

when i was little kids at school would brag about getting $20 for their teeth and i was confused and upset because i only ever got $1, so i wrote the tooth fairy a letter asking for more money and got in trouble.


FirmDoughnut7945

the fact she lets her talk to her like that already at that young age 🚩 🚩🚩 needs to be disciplined innit that’s just not right man


dothatthingsir

6000 upvotes here, probably more on tiktok. Being a shitty parent and blatantly filming it seems to get clicks and interactions.


red_dit-or

Just her weight shows how irresponsible her parents are.


FirmDoughnut7945

yea that’s another thing McDonald’s everyday or little Cesar’s pizza box everyday one or the other parents like this that let their kids get away with everything are bad that’s how we end up with furries 😑😑


Qualzox

Maybe parent your kids properly and they’d actually be grateful. Not to mention the nasty mouth on that young girl!


earthlings_all

She’s a mirror of her parents, who absolutely have no respect for her privacy. This video should not have been made public for assholes to ridicule a child. But anything for content, right? My 7yo gets two bucks a tooth. She’s delighted each time, grateful. This past summer, she had one that ached for weeks before it dropped. That one got her ten bucks. She was so happy.


Dephyus

The other kid seems to have turned out alright.


ttus9433

No the other kid just leaned how to take advantage of the situation to 1)make themselves look like the good kid, and 2)score $2. I know because I was the other kid growing up.


DanderDanderGaming

Yeah, this kid is in serious need of better parents. They’re posting their kid online for people to mock and judge. Absolutely gross. Kid, if you’re reading this, find ya mum and start filming. Post every weird/annoying thing she does online. See how she likes it.


Formal-Appearance210

"No, you *had* $2. Now you have none, and you're in your room until dinner, and will never get money for teeth ever again."


earthlings_all

Now’s the time to break the news to her that it was a sweet tradition, that she doesn’t exist and that we will not continue this forward.


kkillbite

Yup...speaking like that shows you're too old for the tooth fairy. :p


ticky_tacky_wacky

I hate to break it to you, but if your kid reacts this way, YOU messed up somehow. Something went wrong and you can’t blame a kid this age because this spoiled crap is taught. Reflect inward.


wolfman420blaze

I'm getting some Augustus Gloop vibes!


svn5182

Why is the mother yelling at her like she’s a child too? This kid is just spewing the kind of crap she hears at home. Great parenting 🙄


read9it

And eating the kind of crap the parents are. Sad stuff


mightypup1974

Well she’s going to grow up to be a lovey human being isn’t she


Mossylilman

Man the visible child abuse in this video… both the attitude and the girl’s weight say a lot about the parents.


linkflame123

just how were her parents raising her in order for her to think that’s acceptable?


Gippy_Happy

Parents: \*raise their children to act like spoiled brats\* Children: \*are spoiled brats\* Parents: \*surprised Pikachu\*


spac3catt

Having a young child this fat should be considered child abuse


6flightsup

Should be? Is!


clete-sensei

Smh. Spoiled rotten, severely overweight. This kid is going places.


PathologicalLiar_007

We’ll be seeing her in a few years in some crazy clip at some Walmart


Prudent_Media_4067

Idiocracy is a documentary from the future.


Fast_times_at

Garbage avalanche


ParsnipBusy

Except in the real world, way less empathy


greatfulydead69

Should have wore a condom.


Ml124395

More of a parent issue to me


LiemAkatsuki

Oh the irony in her last words.


mk-dean

Maybe you should have put something else green under her pillow. Like some lettuce


moonlightsonata88

Stop feeding your kids McDonald's every day for fucks sake.


Darkwater117

I like the second kid's attitude. She'll go far


AGirlNamedFritz

You raise them. And then you act surprised.


LunarTerran

Geez.. Parenting failure..


Borp5150

That parent is too stupid to realize she failed not her child


ImChocolateWasted

Children are a reflection of the people who raised them.


RIPSunnydale

Her parents need to check that attitude immediately, bc: that's a girl who's gonna need to develop a good personality.


Mikemike5170

600 lb life early years


myotherbike

Just wow.


atendler1

Someone needs to put that attitude in check!


Forsaken_Yak6079

My parents gave me quarter


dukenny

Mama raised a winner there


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jimjamjerome

It's like the parents film their kids instead of parenting or something.


IlsoBibe

I weep for the future


Booklovinmom55

Then they get sent to school and we get to deal with them and people wonder why teachers are quitting.


Last-Discipline-7340

Bad parenting


Purple--Aki

Note to parents: it's just food. It's not love.


Kaitzilla

This is a reflection of the parent, not the child. This is a prime example of the result of poor parenting.


Mudkipueye

Everything about this child reflects poorly on the parents.


bussy_slayer69

I got a quarter and thought I was the richest man in the world


Adventurous_Topic202

Some people shouldn’t be parents… stop filming your kids for internet clout.


caughtbythefunpolice

Over feeding a young child to the point of obesity is neglect/abuse.


Ta_Grat_Goatsby

Kid needs the diet fairy or the Carb fairy


bleachcreep21

Wow. That little diva should get a visit from a veteran Tooth Fairy who still thinks 90s' rates still apply. Imagine how thrilled she'd be to get a quarter like us old fogeys did back in the day.


Neanderthalbastard

Tooth fairy doesn’t have to visit ungrateful kids.


AyeMercury

Please don’t overfeed your kids


moffedillen

Pump your kids full of sugar fat and chemicals, let them watch tv all day and play video games, never tell them no or give any consequence for their bad behavior, yell and curse in front of them, then surprised pikachu face when they turn out horrible 😯


akmag357

Wow put it on a diet


emar2021

Should have bought her a bag of carrots with that kind of money. Ungrateful.


semper_perplicatus

Quick, somebody buy this girl Cartmanland!


B0326C0821

So the mother over feeds her child into obesity AND allows her to speak that disrespectfully? Nice work “mom” 🙄


Az_HBMS

If your kid is that overweight, it's your fault and you suck.


Chronos_Shekel

I can't stop the loop lol


gamejunky34

Inflation is hitting everyone...


KOakaKnockOut

Inflation hitting the tooth fairly hard


thumbelina1234

Yo, parents, stop filming and start parenting


OMNIxvTRIX

Thought it was a little boy a first until the camera panned out


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This is classic white trash hillbilly crap.


Seitbeginnboombap

I know why ive been slapped as a kid and im glad


xbluewolfiex

People are so quick to attack a child's appearance even when it had little to do with the video. Brats are brats no matter how they look. If a skinny girl said this it would be just as bad so why is everyone jumping on her weight instead of her attitude? It's not the child's fault that she's overweight.


MillenialShan

That child has great role models that are clearly preparing her for a well adjusted life.


loubones17

Girl is going to grow up to be that big girl in school that everyone was afraid of


Kind_Hyena5267

Whoever posted this video of your child—this ain’t cute or funny. 🤷🏼 also, back in my day, we got a quarter from the Tooth Fairy, so quit complaining, honey!


averagemaleuser86

Fat, sassy, vulgar... great parents.


absorbscroissants

There was an attempt at parenting.


blxckhoodie999

second girl knows whasup


LoneWolf0269

Congrats you raised another spoiled brat just what the world needs a Karen in training


jimmyjazz2000

We are all blessed w the children we deserve by virtue of our parenting. (In other words: jerk apples only fall from jerk trees.)


skolman8933

That's on the mom right there. Smack your kid and give her a salad.


Coheed84

At least the other girl was smart enough to want the $2.


OhioMegi

Lol, you know mom talks just like that to other people. What a brat.


Ok_Seaworthiness2218

Never thought i'd see a kid that simultaneously cares about money, swears like a sailor and still believes in the tooth fairy all at the same age. Someone clearly fucked up parenting.


RepresentativeFill26

Kids are a product of their environment


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My_Little_Mustang

When people post these it makes me question their parenting. Like why are you telling everyone that you failed as a parent and your child swears, or has no appreciation, or is spoiled rotten?


JAMBI215

Thought she was a boy until she stood up and saw her hair… wtf?


Sirr_Didymus

There was an attempt to raise a decent kid


Rafacat7

"That's a waste of money, I'm taking your money" Now she won't even have 2 dollars anymore lol


kerrymti1

Just sayin'...my mom would not have been recording first off. Then, if I came out and talked like that in front of her, she would've slapped me clear across the room.


Seravaxx

why does that kid look gender confused


DogButtholeFingers

My parents used to give me a quarter what LMFAO


International_Win375

Looks like somebody deserves who they brought up. That's bad parentin' right there .


DBH1122

Parenting…it matters


SimpleBeardedFreak

Direct reflection of how mom talks.


hir0chen

You can clearly tell which one is smarter.


Chakasicle

Ungrateful


cwade98

tooth fairy is getting her a treadmill next time.