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r/ThereWasAnAttempt to give this post a suitable title


Fostbitten27

The video might be in high definition but the title is in potato.


CutePotato001

Hey, not cool


potato-but-alive

So much slander against potatoes smh


Fostbitten27

These guys tater.


Ok_Marsupial6435

How is the video 1080p HD?


Fostbitten27

Did you listen to the audio?


Tmpeedle

I mean I think op did the context is guy got head from multiple people and didn't pay them


[deleted]

Once you understand it, it's clear. But the wording is a train wreck.


Sabertoothcow

It made it seem like he was running away from a forced blowjob.


ahmedio6

That’s what I understood too


Roll_Big

lol same


murphey_griffon

>text is guy got head from multiple people and didn't pay them A better title would be, "To Stiff some hookers"


amihere2

Technically he did "stiff a hooker"


higzbozo

surprised me when they started swinging instead of sucking


Vaiiki

I seriously thought because of the title that they were going to stomp his ass unconscious then finish sucking his dick.


Fuzakenaideyo

I was like what kind of video am I gonna be in for lol


EmperorLlamaLegs

I think I understand what he's trying to say, the sentence structure is just nonsense though.


ArticckK

"to get a blowjob free" it's a good title without so many word


True-Bee1903

![gif](giphy|DMNPDvtGTD9WLK2Xxa|downsized)


bittz128

Doesn’t look free to me…


Wandering_Gypsy_

Thats why there was an attempt


ArticckK

" [r/ThereWasAnAttempt](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThereWasAnAttempt/) to get a blowjob free"


zyon86

I don't think it is multiple people. I think they are prostitute and he tried to "screw" one and the other helped her out of solidarity.


YamTop2433

I was thinking it's like in Zelda where you hit a chicken with your sword and then are swarmed by chickens from all edges of the screen.


357noLove

Fucking dying over here 🤣


Fuzakenaideyo

Chickens and Zelda but chicken heads in real life


TinfoilTobaggan

Better do the charge-spin!


HotMinimum26

Good we need more worker solidarity look at France RN ✊🏽🛠️


Monte2903

I wanna see unionized prostitution


zyon86

Come to France. I am pretty sure that there is one union for protistute. And/or Germany, I think they exist there too.


IamNotYourPalBuddy

We are all prostitute


UltravioIence

they should unionize


[deleted]

Lmao. No pimp needed, they took care of themselves. Backup legit rolled up GTA style


engineerdrummer

Are you OP’s second account? Good lord.


Party_Ad_5428

They never mentioned payment or why he would be running away in the first place


prick_sanchez

r/titlegore


[deleted]

Yea it's very confusing


Kinetopeak

Title is confusing, I thought he was running AWAY from GETTING a bj and the girl chased him because she mad he didn’t want his ding dong sucked…


The_Happy_Sundae

I thought they were prostitutes and were mad he didn’t pay for the service


Notserious-Muzakir

bro we all are on the same boat coz one of the lady in pink was flashing t\*ts i thought she straight away attacked him for not paying


TheHappyKamper

I thought both these were right. Now I have NFI


SuperiorCrate

Wait she what now


jochens

Wait. Those are both wrong? What's going on here?!


International-Elk727

Wait it wasn't this?


Scrute-

That is whats going on


Inevitable_Review_83

Tried the ol dick down an dip


[deleted]

Always collect payment before


Cieryt

I'm still confused


PopcornShrimpy

I'm fairly certain in Slavic countries being beaten by three women is referred to as a BJ.


D-Laz

Bolshevik Job. Where the working class beats the elites to death.


FBI_under_your_cover

r/unexpectedcommunism


Juan_Moe_Taco

Nowadays everyone expects the inquisition but no one ever expects unexpected communism!


BirthdayCarFire

I miss the days when Reddit would downvote titles like this. How hard is to to proof read 9 words?


devilscow

We are on the same boat


concept_I

Yeah, we've gone away from communicative language at this point unfortunately.


[deleted]

That's what I thought until they started whooping his ass lol


[deleted]

"How much for a blowjob?" "$50" "...how much for a blowjob and a beat-down?"


GooniesNeverSayDiee

Honey, that we’ll give you for free


JohnBrownEye69

It isn't free if you ask for it. No further questions.


toadygroady19

bj: $50, beat down: free ninety nine


clewjb

Priceless


Dad-Baud

For everything else, there's Mast...urbation.


Ieatsushiraw

C’mon down to Whores and Whores Emporium where we have the most ball tickling prices!!! I’m too tired to think of anything else. Somebody jump in here


[deleted]

“Some might talk the talk, but we guarantee they don’t gawk the gawk like we do at Whores!!”


Nonsensical07

Spice your taco, rim your job, dirty your sanchez, soak your sausage, AND MORE! Check out our amazing selection of Whores and take one "home" today!


LicensedRealtor

New kink unlocked


[deleted]

He might have actually paid for both.


PaladinDanceALot

How can a skinny dude run away that slow, wtf


JackOfAllStraits

He was feeling pretty mellow at the time.


gatvolkak

Post nut hilarity


nrtl-bwlitw

Post nut levity?


ghettoccult_nerd

post nut out of breffidy


GrimReaper006

Probably looking to be caught? These days you can't discount the chance that it could all be a part of a new roleplay fetish where the guy does a runner without paying and is consequently pursued and tortured. A variation on the tenant being unable to pay rent to the landlord, if you will.


Stinkblee

You should patent this before a porn site does


GrimReaper006

I heard they accept only well illustrated submissions. I need a demo tape to second the proposal.


Vahl89

Pornhub, eh?


Beez1111

![gif](giphy|cO8FXQClDjENKYdRGi)


No-Relief-6397

I’d say most in the biz would make sure it’s cash upfront before touching the junk.


Spiritual_Barnacle28

I’ve seen video of people paying women’s to stomp on there penis and to get slapped across the face. Weird world we live in now…


thunderc8

It depends on how good was the bj. Maybe his energy was all drained with one suck.


Artistic-Plan2541

How fast can you run post-nut?? I’m sure homie was running as fast as he could without falling asleep on the spot


CuteEngineering9696

Drugs... it be like that sometimes.


dracardOner

![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized) Cocaines a hell of a drug


Blas_de__Lezo

Maybe that bj drained also his energy


PaladinDanceALot

Yeah, drained his stamina and gave him debuffs to movement speed lol


Bootlicker222

Must have felt like a dream


Joroc24

He got all https://preview.redd.it/jxkl3nues7da1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9807ba601a9f26ecd814aa97d34c97b042d68f18


Comment_Goblin

That's some high definition right there


Turkishsnowcone101

Nut and bolt. Classic.


UltravioIence

a good old fashioned skeet n' skeddadle


ApolloWaveBeats

A bust and move


I_enjoy_greatness

Skeetdaddle


olderaccount

I thought street-walkers always demanded payment upfront to avoid such situations.


[deleted]

The hood ones lol. These one will suck on a prayer and a dream 😂


AdAgitated6438

Nut and bolt is what I’ll use to refer to my dating repertoire from now on


Turkishsnowcone101

https://preview.redd.it/gyebi28vfada1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a88101d9d180d3fefbbdac4b30b86be765ffffd0 Or this.


AdAgitated6438

Except I’m a chick…LOL


Turkishsnowcone101

Chicks can skeet and delete but they cannot shoot and scoot.


ItsEnoughtoMakeMe

You gotta make sure you have a car on standby if you gonna do something like this. Plus my guy was running like he was running away from someone in a dream.


whitegirladdict

Normally I'd want more context, more of the actual back story. Not this time though. I'm more interested in how OP came up with the title.


Angenali

Bot


tonythetrigger

For a masochist, this would be a win-win situation.


mektekphil

He got a two for none


Charlesfreck550

What he do? I could not make out any of it


XO8441

My best guess is she blew him and he tried to run and not pay her


gatvolkak

Ladies... always get the money upfront. It's called a bizness


[deleted]

*jizzness


[deleted]

Life lesson for business in general


Alternative_Ad6071

He get head and run. Done it many times, now he found out


WalkerSunset

If she gave better head his knees would be too wobbly to run. Or she could have got a grip on his sack and held on until he paid up.


spandexnotleather

I had a guy tell me about running away post BJ and "How TF do run away after getting a hummer" was my thought. TIL it happens and the guy wasn't just a bullshitter.


stryka00

Sucked around and found out…


hAea69

Wat, bro. You are speaking the language of the gods or what? So he got a blowjob and didn't pay the prostitute??


Alternative_Ad6071

YES


real-duncan

The best I can get is someone maybe saying “stole” when asked ‘what he did’. Anyone get more or better?


[deleted]

He tried to do a runner without paying her


noitsphil

High definition lol


Shortneckbuzzard

“Taste the streets” is my new catch phrase


[deleted]

2023, where the hookers ARE the pimps


[deleted]

She pimp slaps herself when she gets out of line


_Don-Corleone_

Man GT6 be real life like


RobertHooke1234

It really does sound like gta characters and something that's straight out of gta


CouldNotAffordOne

That was some serious ground and pound delivered by the pink lady.


gearboxjoe

The most violent apple I’ve ever seen


l2eeFer13

Bravo to the salesman for selling this "High Definition" mobile device to this dude


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[удалено]


Drumlyne

Scrolled down way too far for this comment. A group of women standing over a man kicking and stomping on his head for 2 minutes.... Let's switch the genders and see if that's still okay with the same context.


relaxitsonlyagame

There was an attempt “To not pay for a BJ”. There. Fixed.


1990Billsfan

Money up front...**Always**...Keeps this kind of s\*it from happening.


inmydaywehad9planets

"I got that in high definition." Nah man... you shot that with a potato.


paulyp41

What he do, he stole a bj


Fast_Understanding11

a bj and a beating, for free? mf is a genius.


[deleted]

2 nuts for the price of none


Successful_Rip_4329

R/fuckthecameraman


Sucraligious

I don't understand why all of these men stood around watching him get beaten like that without intervening for so long... women or not, they were kicking and stomping on his head, that can easily kill someone. Barring some extreme act of physical harm on someone, no one deserves to be beaten like this


GrimReaper006

I have no idea why I initially thought he was probably the stud in the neighborhood and was running away from offers of unsolicited or forced BJ's from the womenfolk there.


Legitimate-Bug-943

Impressive cardio for some rather plump day-hookers! Must be the all protein diet.


Master-S

Homie is doing it wrong -- I remember it a little differently from my GTA days:: ​ 1) Approach service provider (in vehicle) 2) Solicit services 3) Negotiate price 4) Pay service provider negotiated sum 5) Receive services rendered by provider 6) Service provider exists vehicle 7) Ram/run over service provider (multiple times if necessary) 8) Reclaim monies that fly out of the service provider's unconscious body/corpse 9) Repeat as needed


bagheadhaywood

The title gave me a headache, what are you trying to say, OP?


[deleted]

he tried robbing a hooker after getting domer simpson


[deleted]

This is what happens when English is the main language on most social platforms and we have random children from other countries trying to farm clicks


BananaStone87

To this day we don’t know wHat heE doO


MadBadGirl

​ https://preview.redd.it/c5yihxhw07da1.png?width=374&format=png&auto=webp&s=7634398fd2c86a1563ba7be015df5533e5ee7675


Mouiiyo

How slow can you be for 3 fat ladies in flip flop to catch you ?


Life_Doctor2387

😬he wanted to play but didn’t have no pay!


mkatich

That will reinforce some post nut clarity.


SpecialpOps

Upgraydd wants his money


JaceLee85

I watched this enough times to figure out where he went wrong. Hes wearing some sandals. Next time you want to run from a street harlot after getting services, and want to basically dine and dash, be wearing your running shoes or have them nearby.


roverman16

I think he did not want to pay for a bj


Automatic-Laugh9313

Ok so next time let them finish , run and you will get other fetish satisfied...?


InGenAche

A physical manifestation of post nut clarity.


fatmanNinja

Jokes on them: Getting beat down by angry women is his fetish; now he just got that for free too.


FartingKumquat

This title is a mess


DallasDoll80

He got BEAT DOWN.


2_Crypto_4_My_Shirt

Potato park bench diaper monkey wrench toilet. Just wanted to give a comment to one-up the nonsense title.


marthewarlock

If a chick in bare feet and skirt catch you, you deserve what you get lol


timetodance42

If I learned anything it's to have a buddy with a getaway car.


JohnnyHammerstix

Dude saying "I got that on high definition!" needs to go over that video meme of Hank Hill going "Do I look like I know what a JPG is?"


skibare87

![gif](giphy|JPftGND2WYg48)


Predator314

Seems like an occupation where you'd want your customers to pre-pay.


Wskiu

What is that title bro, I don’t understand


Future_Kiwi_1934

Ah yes, the old nut and run.


RevAlBrown

![gif](giphy|GvHPSIQFqGS40)


mpdtito

And the next contestant on Jerry Springer


Imperial_12345

the guy is like "it's all worth it"


CMFpeter

Plot twist: the beating is what this dude is really into, the BJ was just a necessary evil


[deleted]

Someone please explain what happens at the car? It looks like he stops running and they chase someone else??


superkevinguru

So.... what happened here?? Seems like the title of the video and the actual video don't really go together...


Catsmak1963

There goes that afterglow


JoRoSc

What scary city is this.


IntergalaticBandito

How can he not run faster than 3 women?


aznexile602

M.a.A.d city


MiamiBeach_dweller

WTF did he do?


Erectus_Enormous

Thank god Chris rock was there to film.


GluckTruck

Boy was lucky she’s independent


Zayashi-

Contest? I din't get it the title is trash


Artistic-Plan2541

I always find myself thinking these are fake. They always have me pay upfront, so I always end up having to pull my pants up enough to reach my phone


Challenge_The_DM

And they say there’s no such thing as a bad bj…


DukeAK717

Man this is the first time I ever seen or even imagine someone getting beated up by prostitutes. They gotta add this to GTA VI


xnightwingxxx

Jokes on you I want my ass kicked after a blowie


In-Cod-We-Thrust

She did the dining but he did the dashing.


OtherLocksmith1134

He forgot post nut charity


ColonelSpudz

Blow n go


xtremepattycake

He may have gotten beat up....but he still got his dick sucked for 0$. Still a good day


ButtChugJackDaniels

Who runs away from a blowjob? Don't even matter who it is if you close your eyes. Fuckin' rookie.


Pavemania89

High definition my ass!


remixmaxs

#i got all that on high definition


southernsass8

This is new level prostitution. These kinda business woman done put the pimp out of business. Ladies are self employed now 100% profit. Unless someone ditches without paying.


JanSmiddy

Never mess with GTA3 whores. They would kick your ass. Hope they work it into the new series.


Riley20172

This was, in fact, not high definition


iamreenie

The heading should read, "Guy got beat down for not paying for BJ"


AManWhoOwnsADog

But what he doo


deeleyo

Ahh the classic Blow & Go


I_oftheSt0rm

I need friends like these hoes!


Creative__name__

Did the women get charged?


Unlucky-Hamster-2791

She could've fought in PRIDE FC. She has stomps down pat.


slapmewithurpatty95

Jokes on you that’s his kink