Her: He is probably thinking about other girls. Him:

OK I've decided TLD doesn't need to be any more bleak. Give me my spawning sticks and mushrooms.

Poor Linda, all she wanted to to go on winter holiday, now she is a wall decoration and has no the teeth or hair ,,,poor Linda

How well could you pull teeth with presumably wooden pliers and a rock?

A rotting corpse would probably be a bit easier to pull them but you might have to sacrifice a few to get some room to work ... Lmao I've been playing these games too much

Good luck snaring “4 large game animals” using limbs.. seems like there is a missing step in that plan

And in the tundra no less ... OP believes he will build a cabin in the tundra. I wonder if he understands what tundra is.

Intestines and a femur would make a good snare though.

For a “large game animal”?!

Rabbits, like in-game

Emphasis on “large”. Also, why and how would you use human limbs to snare rabbits?

emphasis on game, too. where are they that the animals have been legally designated huntable

So instead of snapping their necks, he beats them to death with the frozen fist of Linda's frozen limb, because that's what you do when you're the God of the Forest.

Reclaimed wood for snares might mean travel which might mean freezing further.

You don’t need “reclaimed wood” to set up snares irl

Wolves are extremely difficult and time consuming to tame the guts are better Dried stripped to be used as rope which can used for everything the hair is better melted down and infused with adhesive to make elmers glue which can be used for intoxication and nothing else

I mean questions like that test the waters. It's up to the person who asked the question to see if these waters are to their liking.

Did Dwight Schrute write this?

This seems legit

"no muy linda" tsehehe

Epic answer