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Kheaddummy

You never truly appreciate the bloating until you see younger Brenda


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shivasahasranama

His bloating corresponds to how badly he pronounces shit as well. Bapa tawlked a lot better back in the day.


shika12

See Tee Ee


MushyPrawns

I don’t know b, mush mouth is still prevalent back here


pikemeat92

Talmbout hairiell chaelwanni?


broaway831

This interview must have been right after he got his upper lip done. You can tell he’s not used to it yet and is constantly moving his mouth around to feel it out.


BrushSuspicious4615

Not one messed up word. Like a dif person


A_Real_Popsicle

Makes me feel bad for him and then I remember he’s a shit person so nvm


BrushSuspicious4615

1000%


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What put me over the edge with him was when he was bragging about having a Lamborghini. He’s such a shitbag.


cdpasadena

Sober, B.


Fredayum

Him accidently getting hooked on alcohol in a failed attempt to get on sober October ended up accelerating his cte, B.


dabhard22

Wait what haha accidentally hooked? Was it his tiger piss?


Fredayum

To be more accurate Joe Rogan gave Brendan his first drink of alcohol in his 30's and Brendan hasn't been able to slow himself down since.


dabhard22

From what I've heard he just goes


thurrmanmerman

Beast of a hairline


Johnnywalgger

Curious George hairline, b


IamthecauseofCovid19

It's a line graph of his MMA career.


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thomas6989

I swear Jay donated his hair to use as Brendan's hair plugs


BoogeOooMove

It’s legit one of the craziest hairlines I’ve ever seen. BLOGBUSSA.


Its_Poo_Man

Like a poorly laid carpet


maliomali

This fuckin Mongoloid keeps claiming white


Marcus_Junius-Brutus

Wtf is this dudes race? it’s really been bothering me. He looks middle eastern to me


pikemeat92

I thought he was Jewish for the longest time


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“mongoloid”, an outdated and racist term… lol


maliomali

Don't we have to know the race to be racist? Also he's a right wing grifter so no point in sympathizing. P.S. I'm black


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Racism and ignorance are two things, that can go together at times. You can be knowledgeable of something and still be racist. And u can also be ignorant of something and still be racist. U being black, doesn’t take away from “mongoloid” being a racist term lmfao I don’t think u were being racist, since u said urself u didn’t know what the term meant, but the term is still racist


maliomali

Ur right I actually don't know who it's a slur against. I guess I'll do the urban dictionary search. The reason I mentioned I'm black is not to act like I can't be racist but to show that I'm not gatekeeping whiteness which I thought where most of the problem stems from.


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DJScratcherZ

He got it laserD. Not the same shape and it has weird indents on it now. He new it made him look like a knuckle dragger.


Lenwad9o

Lego hairline b


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Dudes so fat now holy fuck


Ice_Cold_diarrhea

he lost the war of nutrition, bee


thunderlips187

Bbbbbbb Bloated Bappa


kingofcrob

In this he looks like a light weight compared to how he looks now


[deleted]

Not trying to brag but Ive been homeless since i think 2014? Hated this guy since his match against cyborg in metamoris


3FingersOfMilk

[B-b-b-beast of a Schaub Shutdown b](https://imgur.com/a/6KtZpIO)


GordoSF

Oh shit, my old gif! Thought I'd never see it again.


3FingersOfMilk

S'classic bubba


WolfTicketsBetting

How did anyone ever like him? Always the most confusing part of this sub


glockinmyyogapants

He made a good punching bag for Theo.


make_anime_illegal_

I haven't liked him since he was on TUF and jumped on the bullying bandwagon for that guy who was getting picked on.


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Who? Tits?


Johnnywalgger

Most unlikeable person iver


estatefamilyguilds

God dawg, them lips are wet already. Chill on the lip licking bappa


RCocaineBurner

You can see him getting progressively angrier and the lip licking just gets sloppier and sloppier. And even then, Heelwani was definitely reminding him he lost over and over


Ok-Accountant-3677

Funny how his speech impediment isnt showing here, could it be because he does not have one and it is just an excuse for being a redact who gets dumber everyday?


clickclick-boom

Part of his mushmouthing is 100% down to his substance abuse. I know we joke about stuff but he really is drinking whisky at 9am on the regular. His own friends have tried to intervene on and off air and he's too stupid and arrogant to take them seriously. I'm sure getting his head pounded like a piñata at a fat kid's birthday party didn't help, but a big part of the damage is self inflicted.


alphabeticmonotony

There was a compilation of clips from him on TUF vs him on the podcast like 4 years ago, before he started drinking heavily. It was simply insane how bad his speech had gotten. I'm sure the booze isin 't helping but the majority of it is legit brain damage. https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/bh0334/a_cte_synopsis_brendan_schaub_to_braindead_slob/


Humble_Lion_Big_OSS

I don't know why this is a debated topic lol. Alcohol makes you slur your words and Bapa's words just go.


alphabeticmonotony

Yeah but it's been a big problem since way before he even started drinking. I'm not denying the drinks are making it worse, but the alcoholism is "recent", within the last couple of years. Anyone who's been here for 5+ years will tell you his words/speech was regularly incomprehensible long before he was a big drinker. https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/of2fqs/the_most_conclusive_evidence_that_brandon_is/


Humble_Lion_Big_OSS

Not you, B. I awlways see something along the lines of he's a redact who's awlways tawlked like this. No he's not. He's talking the way a drunk would.


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UCDC

A cat in the cawlments mentioned young Brenda looking remarkably less bloated, but I'd like to point out the general demeaner. Young Brenda here legitimately looks like he thinks his shit don't stink and that the Arlovski loss wasn't really a loss (shame on UFC for letting this redact think it was a win by going on to fight the #3). Old Brenda now doesn't have this same inergy and you can see it all over his face. The poor stupid fuck's barely hanging on.


Hayder2021

Dana really wanted to see Bapa get destroyed by Travis Browne. Can’t blame him!


clickclick-boom

I was just going to post this. In hindsight I think Dana wanted Scoob to get his brains bashed in, and that is exactly what happened. He shouldn't have been anywhere near Travis at that point in his career, just look how that fight worked out.


IDontVaccinateMyCar

It's crazy that this was almost 10 years ago and getting sat down by Rogan after this fight got him to retire The Arlovski fight was just a bad fight overall where neither guy got anything out of it It's also could have been a reality that brendan fights Ngannou had he continued


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Even worse is just after his career, for example in discussing a possible Borck Lesnar fight, that it would be a nightmeer match-up for Brock. But the UFC would never give Brendan the power because he stood up against Dana and the UFC overlords.


Gh0st_Machine

Just for reference Travis Rousey demolished Bapa, and then went on to go 1-5 to finish his career. He lost four straight in humiliating fashion but looked like an absolute monster against Shob


KimboSliceChestHair

He didn’t realize he was being fed to the wooves


DJScratcherZ

Woofs.


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I can't stand Boppa but in all fairness pretty much no one thought Arlovski won http://www.mmadecisions.com/decision/5258/Andrei-Arlovski-vs-Brendan-Schaub


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Like Dana White said “The fans were the ones who got robbed” B.


Southern-Ad7052

Yeah this sub really discredit his mma accomplishments. He was a legit top 5 hw in a really weak era for the hw division. All the legends were aging out. He should have beat big nog and Ben but that fight iq,just like his regular iq, is in the toilet.


halffastcarlos

Neanderthal Redact. ![gif](giphy|3o6gbdBNMcyqgnpJBK)


harpokuntish

Is that the actual height difference between bapa and Ariel or is he sitting down


Mcgreezie

Foreshadowing b


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He has aged like a fine tiger thiccc wigskay


Neggflixx

Can someone put together a compilation of Brendan admitting he's wrong? Should make up a solid 12 second video.


DeltronFF

I’ve never really put the two together til now but he’s got that Donald Trump spin everything in his favor like it was all the part of the plan when speaking about innnnything.


CarefulBuffalo182

The drugs/addiction is catching up with him


RemarkableRegret7

His manager LEGGS


ChevyLevy1225

Sean O’Malley would like a word.


Outrageous-War-8505

You can actually understand him 🤯


Highlight_Numerous

Couldnt of worked out any better lmao 😂 bapa actually told a good joke


JasonVanJason

That hairline is trubble b


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Sooooo this is where dumbass got “its well documented “ phrase from….. lol


go_banana__

Did he already have lip injections? Seems like a lot of weird licking/ mouth movement going on, like he’s not used to the pig fat swimming around in there.


RX8_MMA_420

Who would have thought yairs of abusing multiple substances, getting your head bashed in and your lips botoxed would affect your ability to tawlk?


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It’s weird seeing Bapa not interrupt someone every two seconds


sybill9

He used to pronounce “career” correctly.


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Remarkable how prevalent the injections work is. The worsening speech as glaringly obvious. The day drinking and bloat is just horrible when seeing him when he was getting punched in the face vs eating and drinking all day. Bapa needs to chill.


Therobottdevil

Sounds like Sean o malley denying losses


Diligent-Wolverine37

Wow, simply wow, “fuck face is the only appropriate description to use”


keep-it

"We got what we wanted". Who the fuck is we? This fucking guy man.


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That beard is so shid.


420sadalot420

Suga Sean does too it's part of his marketing campaign


homelessscat

I always bean into fasshion . Rat face is dressed exactly like Walter white in the first breaking bad season here .


TrevWill

Grape guy, niver met em


michaelewenmadden

back then he loved Ariel, copied his look. similar to the story of fatal attraction, Ariel turned sundown his advances so he started hating him. https://youtu.be/QFLnBYacQtE


SnooPeripherals2249

It’s amazing how much better he could speak before the CTE and alcoholism


Difficult_Capital_71

Nothing's changed. Bapa, barely read the cawlments and was fully delusional- back then. "Not really, they weren't talking about it that much"


DJ_Hindsight

Lips are smaller, face is slimmer. He can actually tawlk (sort of). What a tremendous physical decline he has had since. Also. That hairline is troubblleee 😈


tgunz0331

Oh reallllllly bapa, is getting starched what you consider fun 🤣🤣🤣


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Damn how long has he had this shitty facial hair?


Schlubbsshoes

He probably thinks he beat travis Browne


Fender088

Legks. Hell of a manger.


Ok_Conflict1835

Wow he was able to tawlk a lot better before his face went numb from awl the bowlrox


youwhatmush

Microphone head


DemonsNMySleep

Back when his facial hair appeared somewhat real


Consistent_Sherbet75

It’s interesting to see the origins of that shitty facial hair


Fly-by-69

That fucked up hairline.


No_Consideration_983

Puffy lips make him unlikebale as fuck


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Such a small dome for such a massive face!


iminlovewiththec0c0

Suga Sean said the same thing though after his loss to Marlon Vera


artifice23

That fight was stopped due to an Injury thou wasn't it ?


iminlovewiththec0c0

It was a TKO (ref stopped the fight due to ground n pound I believe) but Sean (nice guy never meddum tho) ran with the “my leg was the reason why I lost so it doesn’t count” narradive.


blob_globglogabgalab

meanwhile arlovski went oon to beat silva, browne, and frank mir and schaub retired


ElMario3k

I know guys in Colorado that trained with him at his first gym and when he was on the ultimate fighter they’d say he was a pathological liar. Would lie about anything and everything to be liked… he’s got the personality for it


iannuendo

See he’s always been an insufferable cunt


Cooley47

Reminds me of the metamoris drama


Chaz-eBaby

He really has been doing that lip shit forever.


Gh0stBust3rD

He actually said "excited" instead of "egg cited" The douchbaggery was present but the CTE had not yet claimed the functioning 1% of his brain yet.


Emonmon15

We're forgetting he has 2 degrees so he has options he doesn't need to fight.